"I still have a lot of things I haven't eaten yet!" "Me too"
"II am a scumbag, a scum, a waste, a beast, not worth killing!" "Me tooyou are the scumbag!"
The two slimes were having a meaningless conversation, and soon they started fighting each other.
But during this time, the Knights Templar were already approaching more than ten meters away.
"Holy Light! Be with me!"
The paladins raised their giant swords and roared wildly.
"You have to use a battle cry to defeat two slimes. How bored are you to do such a thing?"
At the critical moment of life and death, the slimes are rapidly calculating data in their minds.
"Then let's sort out our thoughts."
"Why do you need to organize your thoughts? Run quickly!"
"Do you think a slime that can only move two spaces per round can outrun a charging knight?"
"It's true that I can't run away, so do you want to say that knowledge is power or something like that?"
Tiramisu snapped his fingers with his tentacles: "Let's start analyzing this problem. First, let's assume the unknown"
Haagen-Dazs slapped it hard on the back of the head.
"Oh, I made a mistake. Let's analyze the reason."
"Now, first of all, why are we here?"
Haagen-Dazs raised his tentacles: "Raise your hands! I don't know!"
Tiramisu pointed his pointer at the big screen behind him, which had words like "x, y, z, sin, cos" written on it.
"We are members of the Cang Yue Knights who were recruited by eldest sister, so we are here to make war fortune."
Haagen-Dazs raised his hand again: "So, why did we join the war? We are just ordinary slimes!"
"You idiot, don't forget that we are the slime mage group that dominates the Twilight Mountains, slays dragons in the sky, and cooks the sea!"
The Slime Mage Group is a slime special operations force including ten first-level mages and two second-level mages. It has strong strength and military quality, with a seven-day return guarantee, a fifteen-day replacement guarantee, and a three-year warranty.
"Why does it sound weird?"
Tiramisu added: "Buy now and get free shipping, dear!"
Haagen-Dazs kicked him away: "We, the tentacle monster clan, have all been disgraced by you!"
"In short, we are here just because we are great mages."
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What is a mage?
Let¡¯s put it this way, if those powerful adventurers are the biological sons of the Creator God.
?Then the mage is
The biological grandfather of the Creator God.
Therefore, among adventurers, a powerful mage is called "Master".
A powerful mage cannot be defeated. Don't believe in fighting spirit. That thing can only sustain the mage's attack for a few microseconds, and it cannot shake the mage's status at all.
Nothing can defeat a mage except a stronger mage.
What can melee-type trash do? The mage can't kill him with pointed magic from a long distance.
So what if you rush over?
The popularity rate of flying spells among mages is 1700% higher than the popularity rate of your fighting spirit flying!
Remote attack? Protection from long-range weapons is only a second-level spell. If you want to break the mage's defense, please prepare a heavy magic-breaking ballista.
What¡¯s more, after adding illusions such as obscurity, entropic light shield, and hidden mist, you won¡¯t be able to target the mage at all. He is not even qualified to look up to the mage's majesty.
So what if you finally hit the mage after all the hard work?
There is an intermediate spell called triggering. After certain conditions are met, another predetermined spell can be triggered. As long as the mage sets himself to be attacked, he does not even need to wait until he is injured. The preset flashing spell can be activated and jump to the warrior's distance. The unreachable horizon.
Any attempt to defeat the mage will eventually fail, regardless of whether the mage is a goblin, a kobold, or a slime.
"Then, what should we do if we go in after listening to you for so long?"
Tiramisu slapped Haagen-Dazs hard: "Big Shaobing, have you forgotten the last spell we mentioned?"
"triggering technique?"
Tiramisu slapped him again: "What level are you at and you know how to trigger the spell!"
"Uh, is it a flash technique?"
"That's right! "
As soon as Haagen-Dazs heard his brother's answer, he slapped him with all his strength.
"What level are you at and you know how to flash?"
Tiramisu stretched out two newly differentiated tentacles, grabbed Haagen-Dazs' cheek and tore it hard: "Of course I know, you bastard! You will die if you let me finish what I have to say!"
Haagen-Dazs tried his best to break away from Tiramisu's tentacles, turned over and fell on him, and started punching him one after another: "You said you would die if you hurry up!"
"Watch the trick! Dissociation Technique!"
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"
"The end of the world!"
"Tolotin's Killing Wind!"
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The two slimes broke away from the psychic connection. At this time, the Templar's horse took half a step. The psychic connection that accelerated time and spirit instantly gave the two meatballs a large period of tactical discussion time, allowing them to I finalized my registration plan.
The magic core in the slime body vibrated rapidly, pouring surging magic power into the magic pattern at the tip of the tentacle. As the spell was instantly formed, huge arcane waves exploded from the two slimes.
The next second, when the galloping Templars ran over the slime, the two great mages had disappeared.
The slimes appeared out of thin air behind the Paladin, and the arcane radiance dissipating from their bodies made them shine like two light bulbs.
Slime has no hair, so this is a real "shiny bald head".
"So the tactic you came up with after thinking about it for a long time is to teleport behind the opponent?"
Tiramisu rolled her eyes at him: "Nonsense, those knights are busy chasing eldest sister and the others, will they turn around and chase us two slimes again?"
Haagen-Dazs pointed to a group of infantry in front of him: "But there are still reserves here."
"Uh, miscalculation"
No matter what, the mage is invincible.
"Isaac Missile Storm!"
As the key words of the curse were spoken, a large amount of magic power was consumed, but there was no reaction at all.
¡°¡Idiot, it¡¯s Isaac Applestorm!¡±
Isaac Apple Storm, a spell invented by Sir Isaac Newton, uses the distortion of gravity to summon a bunch of apples condensed by gravity and throw them out. The victim may suffer a concussion at least, or no brain at all.
This is a second-level spell, but there is also a lower-level simplified version, which is the famous "Magic Missile".
More than a dozen magic missiles flew out from the slime's fingertips. Each of the silver high-speed magic missiles hit an infantryman, knocking them down severely. One of the unlucky ones was really hit as described in the spell introduction. His head was covered in red and white.
I don¡¯t know what the apple condensed by the force field tastes like, but it is deadly and dangerous. Please make sure your parents are with you when playing.
Of course, even if you are playing with dangerous toys such as a 0.50-caliber anti-material sniper rifle, you must be accompanied by a parent.
"No one will play with that thing"
"It's hard to say. It is said that the author just made Molotov cocktails at home without having an ID card."
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A few apples obviously couldn't send the infantry away, so it didn't take long for the infantry to surround them again. These poor soldiers never thought about what was waiting for them next.
"Boss Wang Ming said that there is an area spell in the first-level spell. What is it?"
"What can the first-level spells have? They are all directional spells, which are terrible. The second-level spells also have pseudo-range spells such as blazing spheres and shattering sound waves."
Tiramisu shot out a dazzling flame: "Burning Hands!"
"Mao, no matter how powerful the Burning Hand is, it can only sweep objects at close range. It cannot be considered a true covering spell."
Tiramisu summons a group of super micro slimes.
Those jelly-like creatures the size of ping pong balls spit out deadly acid and pounced on the infantry, biting several of them instantly.
"Is it [Flying Insects and Beasts]?"
"Mao, that's a standard summoning spell!"
"What exactly is it?"
"Please beg me, beg me and I will tell you."
For his own curiosity, he threw the tiramisu bar and Haagen-Dazs into the crowd.
Watching his white-haired brother dodging and casting spells in the crowd, Tiramisu didn¡¯t feel anything at all.I was very disappointed, especially after seeing that large group of astral oil being summoned.
"Sure enough, your ability is to use some greasy skills."
Tiramisu said disdainfully.
Because the ground was slippery with grease, the soldiers slipped one after another and couldn't get up for a while. On the contrary, the slime, which had no arms and legs, was not affected at all.
Haagen-Dazs rolled out, covered in oil, and the fat on his body trembled as it rolled up and down.
Then, he turned around and cast a fire spell.
As a zero-level trick for lighting cigarettes, this spell basically costs nothing, but the effect is amazing.
With a bang, flames bloomed on the oil layer, swallowing up all the soldiers. They crawled out of the fire and rolled on the ground, trying to extinguish the flames on their bodies, but it was useless, because these two The unscrupulous slime then cast several greasy spells.
The flames grew stronger and stronger, and under the control of the two worms, they circled around them.
The soldiers avoided these two ferocious creatures at a distance and chose to go around, closely following the footsteps of the Holy Knights, chasing the part of the Cang Yue Knights that escaped.
"Should we go help eldest sister?"
Tiramisu glanced at his brother: "Do you think our spells can penetrate the paladin's magic defense?"
"Oh, forget it then."
With that said, the two of them threw another greasy spell between the soldiers.
The flames dyed half the sky red.
"What's going to happen without us?"
"Well, let's go back and have supper."
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