"Welcome to the No. 6 bus. Please hold the handrails when turning in front. The next stop is Electronic City Station. Passengers who want to get off the bus, please prepare in advance" the bus's announcement was mechanically announced.
Li Wei raised his right hand and pushed Chen Bing, who was sitting next to him sleeping like a dead pig, and shouted: "Little fat, little fat, wake up, we are coming soon."
But Chen Bing sat firmly on the Diaoyutai, not even bothering to open his eyes, and replied: "It's not here yet. Call me when you get there."
Li Wei was a little speechless. He squeezed Chen Bing's fat face with both hands and said, "Damn, little fat man, open your little eyes and take a look. There are so many people in the car now. If you miss it, you will miss it." Please be blessed. But don¡¯t blame me for not reminding you.¡±
Chen Bing remained indifferent.
Suddenly, Zhang Jin, who was sitting in the row behind Li Wei, exclaimed: "Ah, who dropped 50 yuan on the ground over there~" and dragged out the last word "ah".
Zhang Jin's exclamation was like smashing a big stone on a very calm lake. The ripples spread far and wide. A crowded crowd lowered their heads to see if they were under their feet, preparing to strike first. Of course it belongs to whoever picks it up.
Zhang Jin took advantage of everyone to look for 50 yuan, and he had already rushed to the car door easily and quickly.
But Chen Bing reacted even faster. Before Zhang Jin finished speaking, he immediately jumped up from his position and said, "I dropped it. I dropped it."
Li Wei gave Zhang Jin a thumbs up, pulled up the shameful fat man and squeezed towards the car door. As he walked, he whispered: "Little fat man, you are really a kind person. If you really lose money, Xiao Bai Will it scream so loudly like spring? I would have run away and stomped on it and made a small fortune."
The bus drove for a few more minutes and stopped at the Electronic City Station. The three of them got off the bus smoothly.
When they got out of the crowded car, they were greeted by drizzle, and the three of them immediately felt much refreshed.
The rain was not heavy, so the three of them walked slowly towards Electronic City while chatting without holding an umbrella.
When the three of them entered the gaming helmet store of "The World of Demons" in Electronic City, the three of them suddenly took a breath of cold air, "Hey, darling, this place is simply a big vegetable market with a sea of ??people and a lot of people!"
? Looking around, the queue to buy helmets has stretched outside the store. I didn¡¯t expect that ¡°The World of Demons¡± would be so popular!
"Look over there!" Li Wei's eyes were very sharp and he shouted in a low voice: "A super beauty!" He turned his head to indicate that there was something going on on the left front.
Chen Bing and Zhang Jin looked in the direction and found a beautiful woman. The two of them immediately felt amazing.
I saw this woman with long glossy black hair, small and exquisite facial features, a well-proportioned figure, and fair skin. She was wearing a light blue coat, which was protruding forward and backward, especially the butt wrapped in jeans was particularly perky. , Qianqian's small waist can probably be held with one hand. She carried a pure white handbag on her left shoulder and a light purple gaming helmet in her right hand.
The three men began to comment in low voices.
Chen Bing asked quietly: "She is such a beautiful girl! Do you know her bust, height, and weight?" Then he held up the black-rimmed eyes on his nose, and his saliva almost dripped out.
Zhang Jin observed it carefully and said: "According to my visual observation with more than 18 years of experience, it should be a C cup, about 165cm tall and less than 100kg in weight."
¡°Damn it, why don¡¯t you quickly find a chance to strike up a conversation and ask for your name, phone number, etc.¡± Li Wei really hated these two beasts.
"Come on!" Chen Bing and Zhang Jing looked at Li Wei in unison, and this time they had a tacit understanding.
In fact, Li Wei is also a nerd with a lustful heart but no courage. If he had the guts, he would have rushed forward. At that moment, he had to threaten the two of them: "You two are planning a plane, and you actually want me to get on it? Damn it, you guys If you do this, then next time I see a beautiful sister, I won¡¯t call you to see her.¡±
Viagra's pair of small 2.0 eyes are so sharp that they never let go of any beautiful woman he encounters. Viagra takes pleasure in often laughing at the few people in the dormitory who lack the eyes to discover beauty. This threat is of course quite lethal. The two men were immediately discouraged and had no choice but to fight.
"Scissors, rock, paper!"
"Scissors, rock, paper!"
¡¡
After five rounds of fierce fighting, the winner was finally decided. Chen Bing won with stone and Zhang Jin lost with scissors.
"Okay, I'll go!" Zhang Jin was willing to admit defeat, so he had to grit his teeth, bite the bullet, and prepare to attack shamelessly.
I¡¯m going to risk it all!
As a result, Zhang Jin suddenly breathed a long sigh of relief, because the day lily had already cooled down, and looking around, the beauty had already disappeared!
The three of them had no choice but to wander around for a while, looking at the hangingLooking at the game helmets and various promotional posters in the exhibition hall, they also saw some good girls. However, with the most beautiful girl in front of them, they never found a girl who could be called "very eye-catching". Then I started to queue up to buy helmets.
"mlgbd, if it weren't for the two of you, how could you have missed such a beautiful girl just now? If Xiaoqiang were here, he would have rushed over without hesitation. You are so serious! You can't even do such a good thing I can't even hold it." Li Wei hated the fact that iron cannot become steel, and still kept talking about it. She was a male version of Mrs. Xianglin. The other two people knew they were in the wrong, so they had to grit their teeth and endure it, thinking that Viagra was just farting. air.
After howling for a while, seeing that the two of them were silent, Li Wei's attitude suddenly changed 180 degrees. He suddenly smiled slyly and said: "Fortunately, I had sharp eyes and quick hands at the time. Hehe, secretly I took a picture as a souvenir." He was very proud, picked up the phone and shook it.
"Holy shit! Who is slutty? You are the sluttiest~" The two men who were speechless praised their clever Viagra, and their eyes started to light up, and they hurriedly said: "Send me a MMS quickly! Send it to me quickly! !¡±
"Haha, brothers, don't be impatient~" Li Wei smiled like a little fox, "I can give it to you, but there is a small condition. As for getting rice and water for Xiaoqiang, are you ¡¡±
"Okay, okay, no problem, we'll take care of it!" The ancients said that food and sex matter, let alone two untouched brothers? The two men agreed without hesitation, as if they were afraid that Viagra would regret it if they said too late.
Li Wei nodded with satisfaction, fiddled with his phone casually, pressed send, and said: "Okay~ Please check it!"
After the small interlude, the three of them continued to line up.
There were a lot of people in the queue. There were about forty people in front of them. However, the efficiency of the store office was quite high. After waiting in line for less than 20 minutes, it was their turn.
¡°Big Fatty?!¡±
¡°Little chubby?!¡±
I actually met an acquaintance. Chen Bing unexpectedly ran into a familiar fat face in front of the sales counter.
The owner of this fat face is named Xie An. He is a native of Rulin City. He lives in the opposite room of the three dormitories next to Guipu people. He is in the same department and in a different class with Guipu people because Xie An is eight feet tall. , waist circumference is also eight feet, weighs more than 200 kilograms, has a fat face full of flesh, as round as a fifteen-year-old moon, so he got the nickname Big Fat Brother.
"There are so many places in life where we don't meet each other~~The earth is so small~~I can actually meet you animals here?" Xie An grinned, and the eyes on his fat face were almost squeezed into slits .
Zhang Jin said a little strangely: "Big fat brother, why did you come here to hang out with me for nothing?"
"Hehe," Xie An smiled honestly and replied, "My cousin is working here. I'll come over to earn some social experience, and then I can go back with his free helmet."
A helmet is worth 500 yuan, which is almost worth a month's living expenses. The three people suddenly shouted "Holy shit," and said in unison: "A treat, a treat! There is no law in heaven if you don't treat a guest! You must treat a guest when you return to school next Monday. .¡±
"No question, just go to the Guilinfang restaurant outside the school where we often go to eat burgers." Xie An agreed with a smile, showing his jagged teeth, and then asked: "The test of "The World of Demons" will be open on the day There are 8 servers. Which servers are you going to play on? I¡¯ll choose a server with you, and then we can level up and PK together.¡±
"1 serving." Li Wei replied.
Xie An then asked: "Do you choose ASEAN or Western Treaty?"
Zhang Jing returned: "Xiaoqiang said that the characters in Xiyue are too damn ugly. We all agree with him, so we are going to choose ASEAN."
Xie An screamed in his heart, "Fuck, oh, fuck," don't these birdmen know that the racial talents of the characters in Xiyue are even more awesome? Facing this group of animals who only know how to judge people by their appearance, he could only shrug his shoulders and shook his head slightly to express regret.
Chen Bing asked: "Big Fat Brother, what kind of professional character are you planning to play then?"
Xie An held up the black glasses frame on his nose with his hand and replied: "I haven't decided yet, what about you?" Because he was originally planning to choose the Minotaur from Western York, but he didn't think about the characters from ASEAN. Profession.
The people in the queue behind saw them chattering non-stop, and finally a few people began to shout impatiently: "Damn it, are you done yet, are you still selling helmets?"
"Okay, let's buy the helmet first. Let's talk about it after we go back to school." After Zhang Jin finished speaking, he immediately took out his ID card and handed it to Xie An to go through the purchase procedures.
Hurricane Company takes into account the factors of minors, so when buyingWhen purchasing the helmet, you need to present the original ID card of an adult over 18 years old for registration, purchase and binding. The helmet will scan the ID photo before entering the game. In other words, even if you use someone else¡¯s ID card to help you buy a game helmet, Or only he himself can play the game.
After buying the gaming helmet, the three people said goodbye to the big fat brother and left Electronic City, continuing to board the crowded No. 6 bus back to school.