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]]]"Whatwhat's going on" I stared blankly at the image in the mirror, and unconsciously reached out and pinched my face.
Then Laura in the mirror also stretched out her hand pinch~
It feels good Well, then
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¡¾Oh, it¡¯s so suitable~! ¡¿
"No! Now is not the time to think about this!!" I suddenly realized.
¡°¡¡¡¡Oh wow ah ah ah ah!¡± Touma¡¯s screams rushed into my ears again.
"What's wrong?" I slowly walked to the door, opened a crack, and peeked out.
Outside the door, a tall man wearing a white monk's uniform stood in front of Kamijou Touma.
He was a tall man with a height of 180 centimeters, but the white monastic uniform did not look tight at all on him. Because what he was wearing was not Index's monastic uniform, but a set of monastic uniforms of the same style but oversized that he got from someone who knows where.
The tall man spoke¡ª¡ª
With a rough, hoarse and heavy voice, he squeezed out a tone that was inferior to even the three major tenors in the world.
"Huh um Touma, are you so energetic so early in the morning?"
The tall man made a cute gesture of rubbing his eyes.
"I almost forgot to say, good morning Touma. We have arrived at the beach~ I originally thought that the beaches in Japan must have been filled with cement and there must be a lot of oil slicks on the sea, but I didn't expect it to be quite clean. We must have a good time. Yo!" The tall man lowered his head and looked up at Kamijou's face, "Huh? Touma, what's wrong with you? Why didn't you respond? Ah! Touma, are you imagining me in a swimsuit?"
¡°Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!¡±
Finally, Kamijou Touma couldn't bear it anymore, grabbed the wooden door that was pushed outwards, slammed it towards the blue-haired earring, and closed the door hard. boom¡ª¡ª! With a bang, the tall man was knocked back into the room.
"DangDangma! How can you do this! This kind of attack on girls is already a crime!"
¡°Oh my, it seems that Touma has a hobby of bullying girls.¡±
Next to her, a slovenly man who looked about thirty-five years old and looked a bit like Touma was very flustered, but Index was wearing a sickly suit (long jumpsuit + knitted short coat + huge lady hat). His face is calm.
However, the tall man wearing a monk's uniform seemed to have come out of Index's room.
¡°Furthermore, Index, who is wearing completely different clothes than usual, is also very strange
¡°Could it belet¡¯s give it a try.
I stood up, opened the closet, and found that the clothes were still men's, but the size had changed to fit my current body, which was Laura's size.
????¡The bust even matches the size, is this still men¡¯s clothing? !
Standing in front of the door, I took a deep breath - OK! Set off!
"Squeak-" I opened the door and greeted the uncle: "Hey, this must be Kamijou-san's father. I am his classmate Nan Gongyue. Please give me your advice."
"Oh, please give me some advice." The uncle greeted me in a normal manner, "My Touma is often taken care of by you. It's really troublesome for you."
"Ah, no, no, no, it's nothing." There was no strange reaction, and since Touma mentioned me, you should know that I am a man, which means¡ª¡ª
In the eyes of others, is this world still normal?
"Speaking of which, what do you call uncle?" He was thinking about other things, but he didn't miss it.
"Oh, my name is Touya, Kamijou Touya, and this is my wife, Kamijou Shiina."
"Please give me some advice~" Index said hello to me next to me.
"Um, please give me some advice." This is really
"Speaking of which, what happened to Touma?" Uncle Touya said, rubbing the back of his head, "Are you talking about the rebellious stage?"
No, no, no, even in the rebellious stage, such a reaction is a bit too big, not to mention it shouldn¡¯t be¡ª¡ª
¡°Woooo¡¡± At this moment, Index¡¯s original room opened.
"Toumawhat's wrong" The tall man walked out with tears in his eyes, covering his nose and looking aggrieved, "Did I make Touma angry?"
I think it¡¯s better for me to retreat first.
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Going down from the second floor of the seaside B&B, I saw Touma having a fight with Misaka Mikoto.
"So, how could that bossy elder sister Mikoto worry about this?" Touma complained rudely to Mikoto.
"Who is Mikoto?" Misaka Mikoto said this.
No, this is not Mikoto, the real Mikoto should have turned into someone else!
"So, let's talk! How long are you going to keep making terrible jokes like this?" Touma rubbed his hair vigorously and said with a crazy look on his face, "Is it so fun to tease me??"
"Of course it's interesting~" I took over, "But this time it's not as simple as you think."
"Huh?" Touma turned around and yelled "Oh wow wow!"
"Are you coming again?! Are you mistaken? Isn't it enough to have Misaka 'sister' and Index 'mom'?" Touma stopped scratching his hair and started pulling it, "Another strange girl has come. My child! Is it okay to have such long hair? Why does the men¡¯s clothing I wear fit me perfectly!! Is there any store that has C-cup men¡¯s clothing!!¡±
"That's a generous complaint, Touma." I walked towards the TV in the store, "But this is not a prank."
"Eh?"
"You just need to turn on the TV to find out, don't you?" I turned on the TV¡ª¡ª
"Dear viewers, I am the on-site reporter Komori. In the early hours of this morning, the death row inmate Hieno Kamisaku who escaped from Shinfuchu Prison in Tokyo has still not been found. Nearby middle schools have urgently stopped club activities, and the atmosphere on the scene is very tense"
The reporter said her name was Gu Sen.
But the reporter¡¯s voice sounded very familiar to me. Just like the senior instructor who spoke with lisp.
Yueyong Xiaomeng.
"No way? How is this possible? Why is Teacher Xiaomeng on TV?"
Touma beside him hurriedly rushed to the TV. The TV picture tube showed a female teacher who was 135 centimeters tall and appeared to be twelve years old, holding a microphone and reading a press release.
"It's really troublesome" I sighed, and then pressed another station¡ª¡ª
"How will the president respond to this political scandal?" Dr. Guatai was wearing a suit and broadcasting quite seriously. Then the camera turned to the front of the White House, where a pink girl stood on the podium and said confidently: "yes¡á we¡ácan!¡±
"Pfft." I always feel that this kind of world is also very interesting.
"Hey, hey, I remember the current President of the United States is a black man! Who is this little girl! I always feel like I have seen her somewhere!!" Touma ran away!
¡°Her name is Kuroko Shirai, and she is a member of the disciplinary committee~¡± I shrugged and smiled.
"Commissioner for Discipline Inspection No wonder - no!!" Touma suddenly shouted, "Since you are Committee on Discipline Inspection, don't go to the White House to give a speech! Go and catch the gangsters in Academy City!"
"But that is the President of the United States, but he looks different." I turned off the TV and turned around and said.
"What's different? It's completely different!!!" Touma said, "By the way, who are you!!"
¡°Hey, hey, you haven¡¯t reacted after so long?¡±
¡°¡¡¡¡Nangong Yue?¡±
"That's right~"
"Young Master - here he comes!!!! Nangong Yue is just a transvestite, not a woman!" Kamijou Touma roared, "Besides, Mr. Kamijou is not so pitiful that he needs God to turn all his friends into As a woman, I¡¯m not a pathetic person who has never even held a girl¡¯s hand!!¡±
¡°¡I think you were before you met Index.¡±
"how could it be possible!"
"Okay, let's put this issue of ** silk aside~"
¡°How can you just put aside such a matter that concerns Mr. Kamijou¡¯s reputation so casually!!¡±
"Don't go off topic!"
"UuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuDamn it"
"In short" I said, looking at the passers-by outside the window who could only be described as a mess, "People in this world seem to have their 'inner' and 'outward' changed inadvertently.".
Oh, I actually updated it! !
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