On this day, Meng Yuanchao was also very happy. At noon, he set up a hundred tables of banquets at "Ke Laixiang". All his relatives and friends were present. He and his two brothers Meng Yu entertained them, and they inevitably drank until their faces turned red.
"It's great!" Meng Yuanchao laughed.
Meng Yu also nodded: "I'm happy today, brother, please take it easy and don't drink too much."
Meng Yuanchao looked around, took the wine bottle and walked to another table: "Look, I'm not drunk! Come on, the deputy secretary of the party committee hasn't toasted yet! Come over together, we are all old acquaintances. It¡¯s not easy to meet him once.¡±
Meng Yu had no choice but to say, "Okay, I'll go with you, but don't drink too much. When the bride comes, she will still have to pay her respects!"
Since the banquet at the groom¡¯s house was quite large and the number of people was large, the banquet was held in two rows. Each row had more than fifty tables, and two rows had a hundred tables of banquets. Basically all the prominent local people were present. Coupled with the time-consuming drinking, the banquet lasted until about three o'clock in the afternoon.
One of Feng Lingxiu's uncles carried her into the BMW, and then the groom, Meng Yishan, nodded happily to everyone and got into the wedding car. One of Feng Lingxiu's uncles sat in the passenger seat. This was called "pressing the car." "Uncle didn't get off until the car made a big turn and stopped at the intersection.
"This is the local custom, and everyone has long been accustomed to it. Only Zheng Nan looked at it and wondered for a while, what kind of rule is this? What's even more surprising is that the wedding car does not go directly to the groom's home, but walks around the town, which is called "circling the village".
As soon as the car entered the scene of the Meng family, firecrackers were blasting, gongs and drums were noisy, and the atmosphere was very festive. In addition, Uncle Xu scattered flower petals in front of the bride, which meant good luck and good luck. After stepping on the brazier, it was "red and bright" , that is, going to the church to get married.
¡°Kowtow once, kowtow twice, and kowtow three times.
Meng Yishan¡¯s grandfather, father, uncle, and aunt were all sitting in the upper seats, accepting the worship of the newlyweds. In particular, Mr. Meng was the happiest. He smiled and handed his grandson a red envelope and said, "Have a good life!"
Feng Lingxiu also had a sweet mouth. She took it with a smile and said, "Thank you, grandpa!"
Meng Yuanchao was also very satisfied with this daughter-in-law. He patted his son on the shoulder and said with sincerity: "You should try your best. Lingxiu's lifelong happiness will be pinned on you."
Meng Yishan nodded and said, "Remember dad's teachings!"
Next came the uncle and aunt. Meng Yu and his wife also took out a red envelope and handed it to their nephew and niece-in-law respectively. They chatted for a few words in a low voice. At this time, the gongs and drums sounded and they began to "salute" and bow to thank their relatives and friends for their arrival.
"Bow more!" A young man shouted loudly, and everyone followed, pushing the wedding scene to a climax. At this time, many people will use toothpaste or black pot ash, as well as some colored pens and crayons to scribble on the groom's face or clothes.
"Hahahaha!" Zheng Nan and Xu Mo laughed loudly at the side. This scene looked very happy, and it also opened Xu Mo's eyes. This kind of "play" in the town is really a bit scary.
After paying homage and thanking each other, the bride and groom held hands and walked into the new house. At this time, they began to prepare for the next step. "Zhu Bajie carries his wife on his back", some local young people pulled the bride to an intersection on the street, about 500 meters away from the house.
One of them will naturally shout to the bridegroom: "Can you carry your wife home on your back?"
Meng Yishan looked at Feng Lingxiu, whose cheeks were red with shame, and he made up his mind and shouted loudly: "Daughter-in-law, I will carry you home!"
At this time, the young people will surround Meng Yishan and come to the bride, and let Meng Yishan choose how to "carry the law". After carrying his wife on his back, he can choose to take three steps, take one step back, and circle around in place; You can also choose to take two steps and kiss once for five seconds each time.
Meng Yishan was depressed. If he had known it, he would not have held the wedding in the town. This is simply too cruel. The groom was simply bullied. If he disobeyed, he would be punched and kicked. He couldn't fight back.
¡°It¡¯s so tiring to have a wife!¡± He shouted helplessly in his heart.
Feng Lingxiu was also happy. How could she not be happy with such a scene? It was so fun to have her sweetheart carry her on his back, take three steps forward, take one step back, and walk around in circles. She was laughing and chatting with a few people she knew.
Zheng Nan and Xu Mo also watched from a distance. Such a scene was still very funny. A group of people were busy holding a happy event. Xu Mo also laughed excitedly, pointed at these people and said: "Crazy, these people are too You are so strong, if you let Meng Yishan carry him like this, wouldn¡¯t he be exhausted to death?¡±
It was not easy, it took half aIt took 2 hours to finish walking the 500 meters, and finally returned home. Meng Yishan lay down directly on the bed, breathing heavily, "Damn, it's so tiring."
"Brother Shan, are you exhausted?" Feng Lingxiu asked with a smile as she sat on the bedside.
Meng Yishan took a deep breath and said, "Isn't it? Fortunately, you are less than a hundred pounds, otherwise my waist and legs would be broken. These turtles are so cruel, they made me miserable!" "
Feng Lingxiu rolled her eyes at him and muttered: "You said dirty words again!"
"Uh" Meng Yishan said with a helpless smile: "Okay, I will listen to my wife today and don't use bad words!" He straightened his white shirt, then combed his hair with a comb, and picked up a bottle of mineral water to drink. Go down.
The wedding is more than half over, and then after taking a short rest in the afternoon, it will be dinner time. At about six o'clock, there will be another round of banquet guests. At this time, most of them are relatives. Of course, the matchmaker and the best man are indispensable.
Zheng Nan also had two drinks with Meng Yuanchao. It seemed that Meng Yuanchao had drank a lot today. Zheng Nan dragged him aside and whispered: "Your health is important, you should not drink too much, just in moderation!" Only then did Meng Yuanchao react and handed over the next task of drinking to Meng Yu.
He and Zheng Nan sat at the main table, chatting with their son. From time to time, they asked Feng Lingxiu some simple questions. After Meng Yu came back from a toast, the two brothers went to Mr. Meng's side. Here¡¯s to one last glass of wine.
Meng Yu was already a little drunk. After the last drink, he felt his face was burning and he was a little dizzy. He had not drank too much for several years. Today was his nephew's wedding, so he refused to drink. Don't fall off.
After dinner, secretary and driver Xiao Han sent Meng Yu back to his home, and then picked up Mr. Meng and Meng Yuanchao. As for Meng Yishan, there was naturally a BMW car to pick him up. After all, he was a newcomer and his treatment was different, so of course he had to "Being superior to others."
Zheng Nan also returned to Meng Yu's villa. It was very lively and a group of young people started to make trouble. This was the so-called "bridal chamber trouble", laughing and unscrupulous. Anyway, adults are not allowed to interfere. This is the local area. "rules".
There were several "programs" among them that made Zheng Nan laugh out loud. They were simply a spoof of a group of demon kings who made the bride and groom "miserable". Especially at the beginning, the bride is locked in the room, and then the groom is asked to pretend that "a devil has entered the village" and storm into the new house viciously.
Meng Yishan followed everyone's request, holding a urinal on his head and holding a broom on his crotch. This was considered a Harry Potter devil "riding a broom", humming "The devil enters the village." The music "killed" into the new house.
"Where is the flower girl?" He shouted, then reached out to hook the bride's chin, and answered cheerfully: "Yo Xi, the flower girl's work! Little lady, do you want me to be happy?"
A group of people laughed, and then started the second "show", which was about eating bananas. The two protagonists split the banana peels with their mouths, and then each started eating the bananas. When they eat the last part, it must be "half for each person", otherwise the next one will continue. Eat, eat until you satisfy everyone.
What's even more ridiculous is the fourth "program". According to what everyone said, Meng Yishan pressed the bride Feng Lingxiu on the big bed and asked loudly: "Mom, how much does the child's father weigh?" Feng Lingxiujiao He laughed and replied with a blushing face: "The child's father weighs one hundred and thirty-nine pounds!"
Then the two people changed positions. Feng Lingxiu pressed on Meng Yishan and asked softly: "The child's father, how much does the child's mother weigh?" Meng Yishan only heard a thief laugh: "Not heavy, not heavy. The child only weighs ninety-two pounds!"
"Okay!" A group of people roared, and then asked in unison: "The child's father, the child's mother, how much does the child weigh?"
Meng Yishan said cooperatively: "Eight catties and eight taels! Get rich, get rich!"
Feng Lingxiu's face turned red and she whispered: "Nine catties and nine taels! It will last forever, and we will be together for a hundred years!"
In the seventh "program", the two of them were covered in thick masks and asked to throw out a piece of underwear. Meng Yishan was so anxious that he yelled: "It must be my underwear!" Of course he would not throw out his wife's underwear and panties.
Finally, he threw out a vest and coat from under the quilt. It turned out to be Meng Yishan's clothes. He got out of his head and said with a bitter smile: "I'm tired and hot. Brothers, please be so noble and let me go, okay?"
There was a burst of cheers from the crowd, and no one was willing to easily bypass him. The eighth "program", the ninth "program", we had a lot of fun, and finally started the last program. Everyone packed the new house, and then watched the groom's "News Network".
"Dear viewers,Hello everyone, today is Friday, the twelfth day of the sixth lunar month. Welcome to the News Network. Today's main content is - an earth-shattering event happened in Quanhe Town. Meng Yishan and Feng Lingxiu became husband and wife and were officially married! "
¡°Now, let¡¯s invite the bride to speak!¡± Meng Yishan finished speaking with a grin, and used his fist as a microphone and handed it to Feng Lingxiu¡¯s mouth, indicating that she would meet the requirements of this group of people.
"I am Feng Lingxiu. I am very happy to be Meng Yishan's wife. My task is to give birth to a big fat boy for the old Meng family!" After Feng Lingxiu finished speaking, she was too embarrassed to raise her head again, which aroused everyone's excitement. Cheers and boos.
"I am Meng Yishan, and I am very happy to be Feng Lingxiu's husband. My task is to take good care of my wife and children, and be filial to my elders!" He raised his fist "microphone" and continued: "Thank you to all my relatives and friends for your support. , everyone enjoys a cigarette, thank you again!¡±
The "bridal ceremony" is finally over. Everyone stands in a circle in the yard, surrounding the groom and bride in the center. Then each person finds a bench or chair to sit down, waiting for the bride to "light the wedding cigarettes". The scene is quite lively.
"Brother Liangzi, thank you for your hard work!" The bride personally put a cloud cigarette into a young man's mouth, then pressed the lighter to light the cigarette for him, and then said with a smile.
"Viagra, thank you for your hard work!" Feng Lingxiu shouted, and everyone around her burst into laughter. She also blushed with embarrassment, and changed her words again: "Zhang Viagra, thank you for your hard work!" She felt sorry for the young man named "Zhang Wei" People light cigarettes.
They came around one by one, and after one round, everyone stuffed a wedding cigarette. Everyone chatted lively for a few words. Today's wedding was finally over, and then everyone went back to their homes, each busy with his or her own business. Zheng Nan also I was driven back to the guest house by a young man.
¡°Oh, my God, I¡¯m so tired!¡± Even Zheng Nan couldn¡¯t bear it. He was dizzy all day today. He was amazed by the endless ¡°tricks¡± in the local area.
"Take a bath and go to bed!" Zhuo Hai in the room was already lying on the bed. He was watching TV and smoking a cigarette leisurely, and said to Zheng Nan.
Zheng Nan nodded, then tidied up. Just as he was about to step into the bathroom, the ringtone of his cell phone came from behind him.
"Hurry, your phone is ringing!" Zhuo Hai reminded.
Zheng Nan smiled: "It's so late, who called?" With that, he quickly walked to the bed and picked up his mobile phone.