"Kisuke, are you looking for death? You've been here crying and howling early in the morning." I saw a strong and hot beauty wearing an orange tight-fitting outfit, grabbing Urahara's collar and lifting him up. He stood up, then raised his fists and started beating.
▽This should be Yoruichi, right? This is too tough! Manager Urahara, thank you for bearing this. ▼Long Fei looked at this "coal girl" and Urahara who was being beaten, and felt chilled in his heart. [Pretend that you don*t know each other, it won*t be good if it involves me later. ▼
"Wait a minute, Yoruichi. Long Fei was also involved just now, why did you just beat me up?" Urahara betrayed Long Fei immediately and pointed at Long Fei who wanted to run away and shouted.
"Oh, Xiao Longfei is back. Where is he? I didn't notice it just now." Yoichi turned his head left and right, looking for Long Fei's figure, and then looked in the direction of Urahara's finger, "Hey, Xiao Longfei, you're back. , then where do you want to go now." Ye Yi looked at Long Fei with amusement in his eyes, [There used to be a little Byakuya who could be trained. I thought I would have no chance in the future, but unexpectedly another one came to my door. ▼
(The author used to find it strange that Yoichi*s personality was very different when she turned into a cat compared to when she returned to human form.)
Long Fei didn't expect Urahara to betray him so quickly. In an instant, a strategy flashed through his mind, "Escape is no longer possible, so I have to pretend that I don't know her. Let's be cool like Byakuya." ▼(Author: By the way, don*t you think you are Colonel Chu and like analysis very much? Urahara called me Ye Yiba before. You can*t not know it. Long Fei: I like analysis, but it depends on the situation. Now I If you knew her, you would be dead. Didn*t you see the miserable scene of Byakuya being molested by Yoruichi in the official novel?)
Ye Yi had already grabbed Long Fei's sleeve at this time: "We haven't seen each other for a month, Xiao Long Fei, he is much more handsome." The first step of Ye Yi's teasing method is to get close.
▽This should be a way to get close first, after all, "it" and I only met once a month ago. Then when they get familiar with it, they'll start playing tricks on me. If she hadn't known about Yoruichi's temperament, she would have been tricked into him. ] These thoughts immediately flashed through Long Fei's mind.
"Let go." Long Fei's voice was cold, and he released a chill, [This is a secret technique that Kuchiki Byakuya has learned over the years in order to deal with Yoruichi's harassment. ▼
"Uh." I didn't expect that my plan would be ended just after it started. [It's very tricky. Xiao Baizai was several times older than Long Fei back then, but he was also deceived by Ye Yi's few words. , but Long Fei is only 9 years old now. It must be a coincidence. This is the first time I have transformed into a human form in front of him. It is normal that I am not familiar with him. ] Ye Yi thought so in her heart.
"Hey, Lord Kurosaki, you are such a noble person and forgetful of things. Have you forgotten the big sister who saved your life a month ago?" Yoruichi had a sad expression on his face, as if he was about to cry.
"I don't know you." Long Fei's voice became even colder, and the surrounding temperature dropped instantly, but Yoruichi was not affected at all, but felt a little strange in his heart, [Why did he react in the same way as Byakuya now? Did the two of them meet? Pass? Or maybe children in this world are particularly precocious, and he has now reached the state that it took Xiao Byakuya so many years to reach. ▼
"Urahara, please explain." Ye shouted to Urahara without looking back. He changed his pitiful look from before and gave people a bold and bold look.
Ura originally wanted to run away now, but he was startled when he heard Yoichi's voice. He immediately turned around and saw that Yoichi was not looking. He was relieved. Before she turned around, he replied: "Long Feisang, she is the one from before. The black cat is Yoruichi. I told you before that he was a human, but now she just changed back to the same person." After explaining, Urahara immediately left.
Yoruichi knew that Urahara was planning to run away, but now that she had just found a new "toy", she was too lazy to care about Urahara. [This is his hometown, all his belongings are here now, where else can he go? , now it*s Xiao Longfei who matters. ▼This is what Yoruichi thinks.
"Xiao Longfei, you know now. You are so noble and forgetful. You actually forgot about me, my sister." Ye Yi returned to the resentful look before, and wiped his face with his hands, which was not there at all. teardrops.
"Let go, I don't know you." Long Fei's voice was bone-chilling and chilly at this time.
"I see. You were pretending not to know me before. When you hear Urahara calling my name again, you should already know my identity." Seeing Long Fei like this, Yoruichi suddenly realized, but immediately became confused. , "Since you have already guessed my identity, why do you pretend not to know me?" [Is it that guy Kisuke who told him about my glorious deeds? impossible. ▼
"What are you talking about? I don't know." After saying this, Long Fei wanted to pull back his sleeves and leave, butI would never give him this chance, so I pulled my sleeves tightly.
"Stop pretending. Kisuke told me that your analytical skills are very strong, and your thinking is much more mature than that of your peers. Through what you said before, it is impossible not to know my identity." Yoruichi said With that, he re-formulated his strategy in his mind, [It seems that the strategy to deal with little Byakuya won't work Wait, his reaction now is almost the same as that of Byakuya when he grew up. ▼
There was a playful and teasing expression on Ye Yi's face, and he held Long Fei's sleeve tightly: "Xiao Long Fei, it seems that you are not familiar with me yet. How about we have an in-depth communication?" As he said that, Ye Yi Her expression instantly became seductive, and her strategy was "To deal with precocious people, use mature methods."
Seeing Yoruichi's bold breasts close to her, to be honest, Long Fei's heartbeat really accelerated a little, and he felt like the door of desire was about to open, but when he thought of Byakuya and Urahara's misery, most of his fire of desire was immediately extinguished. , as for the remaining half, who is the person Long Fei admires the most? That's Colonel Chu! He had imitated Colonel Chu more than once or twice before.
First, he cleared the messy thoughts in his mind, then Long Fei took out a pair of black-rimmed glasses from somewhere and put them on, blocking his eyes appropriately, and finally entered the analysis state when he spoke. At this point, preparations are complete, Chu Xuan mode is turned on, and the condition is good.
(Don*t think this is difficult. In fact, in reality, most professional otakus have three patterns. One of the characteristics of most senior otakus is that they have little communication with the outside world and strong analytical skills. They are very good at talking when they are at home, and when there are many people Basically, they maintain a state of silence and silence.)
"It's you, Ye Yi. What's the matter?" The coldness in Long Fei's voice instantly dissipated, becoming emotionless. In fact, just like this, the body's desire was still uncontrollable, so Long Fei used Yuan Power to instantly block the reaction of his lower body parts. preventing it from being transmitted to the brain.
Ye Yiben was attached to Long Fei's body and felt that he was about to succeed when he felt his heartbeat speeding up. But in the blink of an eye, Long Fei changed again. Since putting on those glasses, his temperament has completely changed, as if There is no emotion in general.
"Master Long Fei, let's have an in-depth discussion. How about we go play a game." Ye Yi still doesn't give up. He finally has a kid who can be trained. How can he let go so easily.
"If I have this time to think about boring things, it's better to practice. While I'm talking to you, I can complete the warm-up and start training." Long Fei opened another level of Chu Xuan mode and pushed up his glasses. Analyzed: "And what you call a game, according to my calculation, there is at least 60% possibility of teasing me, 20% of getting close to me and 20% of teasing, 9.9% of it is a joke, and the remaining 0.1% You are the one who is forbidden. Don*t play with your mortal wisdom in front of me.§
"Uh!" Ye Yi choked on his words, "It's too tricky. What's going on with him?" What are those glasses? What is the state of these three nothings? What does that last line about mortal wisdom mean? Do you despise me? ▼Ye Yi's heart has begun to go crazy. Long Fei's three-no mode is really ridiculously strong, especially the last sentence "mortal wisdom", which directly sinks Ye Yi.
"Is this all you have to say? If so, I'll leave first." Long Fei wanted to leave, but Ye Yi still held his sleeve firmly, and Long Fei tore his sleeve off, expressionless. He left with an expression on his face. Ye Yi wanted to hold him back, but Long Fei's voice came again.
"One last thing to say to you, put away your low-level performances and stop showing off your mortal wisdom." This sentence completely sunk Ye Yi, leaving her without even a trace of strength to float up.
Ye Yi was left holding her sleeves and sitting there blankly, Long Fei's words still echoing in her ears, "Mortal wisdom, low-level performance." Mortal wisdom, low performance. Mortal wisdom, low-level performance]
Alas, this situation is quite desolate. (Ye Yi vs. Long Fei in the first round, Long Fei wins.)
Long Fei, who left Ye Yi behind, still maintained Chu Xuan mode and came to the restaurant.
In the restaurant, Urahara and Tessai sat at the table, with a sumptuous breakfast placed on the table. (Yorichi is a big eater. Just a simple meal cannot fill her stomach.)
"Long Fei-san, you came back so quickly." Urahara was quite surprised that Long Fei could come back so easily. After all, he knew about Yoruichi's "glorious history". Although Niryo Tessai on the side did not speak, judging from his slightly opened mouth and the eyes under his lenses, he was also very surprised.
"And?What is this outfit? "Urahara then asked. Now Long Fei's left sleeve has disappeared, and a red ribbon is tied around his arm. After putting on glasses, his demeanor has changed drastically, which is impossible to ignore.
"It's not a big deal, it's just a child's play, I won't take it to heart. As for the sleeves, Miss Yoruichi seemed to be quite attached to my sleeves and kept pulling on them, so I tore them off. ." If Long Fei's words were heard by Ye Yi, it would definitely be another major blow.
"Is that so?" Urahara put the fan in front of his eyes to hide his surprise, [Yorichi finally met his opponent. ] Tetshai next to him also lowered his head, his lenses reflecting the light.
"Long Fei, can I ask why Yoruichi hasn't come yet?" Urahara asked, which he had found strange since just now.
Long Fei walked to his seat and sat down, and said calmly: "Based on her situation just now, to put it in layman's terms, she was hit, and it will be difficult for her to recover within a period of time."
"Were you hit?" Urahara and Tessai were no longer surprised, but shocked.
"It turns out that it's not a match, but a complete defeat?" ] Urahara feels very complicated now. He didn't expect Yoruichi to lose, and lose so completely. Urahara looked at the indifferent Long Fei and the glasses on his face, and felt a little strange: "Is that the key to beating Yoruichi?" This pair of glasses is obviously very ordinary, but it also reveals magic. What is Long Fei's current state? ▼
"You don't need to doubt that these glasses are just ordinary glasses. In my current state, I'm just imitating someone. I'm just too deep into the act and it's difficult to change back now." Long Fei answered Urahara's question.
Long Fei*s current state reminded him of Aizen, but his idea was immediately abandoned because the current Long Fei and Aizen were obviously different. If Aizen uses his glasses to hide his ambitious eyes, then Long Fei's eyes cannot rule out the purpose of concealment, but they are more of a decoration.
Ignoring Urahara and Tessai's shock, Long Fei still thought to himself and said: "Miss Yoichi, she won't be back for a while, and there's no need to wait for her. Let's eat first." With that, Long Fei took the lead in taking the food. I picked up the bowls and chopsticks and got ready to eat.
"Well, since Yoichi won't be here for a while, it's okay for us to eat first, right, Tessai."
But just when Urahara wanted to have chopsticks to pick up the dish in front of him, he found that the dish had disappeared. I saw that Long Fei changed his previous way of eating, wolfing down the food like a hungry man who hadn't eaten for several days, and destroying the food very quickly.
"Manager, I'm full, so I'll go to the underground training ground first." Long Fei put down his chopsticks, said something to Urahara, and left. Before taking him away, he added: "Manager, if Miss Yoichi comes back, I will Help me tell her that with her mortal wisdom, she should stop playing tricks."
"Uh, yes!" Urahara and Tessai nodded blankly. The chopsticks in their hands remained as before, placed in mid-air, and the sumptuous meal on the table was already
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PS: To be honest, I think it is easier to deal with Yoruichi than Urahara. You can use ignore to deal with Yoruichi, but it is difficult to deal with Urahara. Because most of the time, Yoruichi comes to his door on his own initiative, but on the contrary, Urahara Moka has many people coming to look for him. Therefore, Urahara usually has the initiative, and he can leave you alone and make you anxious. But Ye Yi couldn't help it, others were expecting her to leave her alone.