The south of the mainland is a land of prosperity. There are hills and fields full of mountains, tall and tall green trees, quirky and charming small towns, and magnificent big cities.
This is all the news I learned when I followed a caravan going to Changjing City. Coincidentally, the caravan happened to be the caravan of the Wanyin Chamber of Commerce. When they heard that I was also going to Changjing City, they warmly invited me to go with them, which deepened my impression of the Wanyin Chamber of Commerce.
Along the way, they told me a lot of news about many cities on the continent. What shocked me the most was that it was said that there was a war going on in the central front, maybe with the Noddings Army. I have to hurry up and go to Changjing City to collect the treasures, and then rush to the battlefield. Only the battlefield can collect more souls. If tens of thousands of people die in a war, I'll probably get rich! !
The caravan said it was estimated that it would still be a day¡¯s drive, so we would set up camp on the roadside to rest at night. This time, an old man was in charge of the management of the caravan. Everyone called him Xian Lao. Xian Lao looked like a shrewd person among them. Although his hair was gray and his body was stooped, everyone respected him very much. He They have given their whole lives to the Wanyin Chamber of Commerce. It is said that they have been serving the Wanyin Chamber of Commerce for generations.
Feeling the life of businessmen, listening to the stories of their encounters with bandits, and watching the blazing bonfires, my mood couldn't help but be filled with tranquility. The world of Dota is not just about killing, but more about ordinary and ordinary life!
The starry sky is beautiful today. With the shining starlight and the buzzing of insects in my ears, I fell into sleep.
"Bang! Bang!!" There was a rapid knock on the door.
"Ward rounds! Ward rounds!!!!" I woke up from my sleep and looked at the walls around me. Then I woke up and returned to reality! ! It's been a long time since I returned to reality. I've almost forgotten my real life.
¡°Why are you making so much noise, disturbing my sleep!!¡± I sat on my messy bed and roared a few words.
"Boom!" My door was pushed open by a huge force, and I saw several dog-looking students holding paper and pens, covering their noses and looking at me in surprise.
One of them, a skinny young man wearing glasses and a white shirt, said with a disgusted expression: "We are from the Ministry of Health, and I am the deputy minister, checking the hygiene of your graduate student dormitories!"
After saying that, he looked me up and down, and said to himself disdainfully: "With this kind of virtue, I can still be a graduate student!"
Before my mind was fully awake, I was surrounded by a group of people watching, naked and wearing only a pair of underwear. I felt an indescribable anger in my heart. I turned livid and roared: "Get out of here." , check your sister!!!¡±
The young man wearing glasses suddenly turned red and white, feeling that his face had dropped completely. As a dignified deputy minister of health, he was scolded in front of a hairless boy. If he hadn't been worried about the many subordinates around him, Scruple had already cursed loudly.
The young man wearing glasses took out a red book, gritted his teeth, and said sternly: "I'll tell you to be cruel, I'll tell you to be cruel. I'll remember that your hygiene is extremely poor, your attitude is extremely bad, and you're extremely uncooperative. You'll be given a big demerit later." Well, just wait!!"
I casually picked up the underwear that was thrown on the ground and hit the boy wearing glasses on the head. "Get out of here!!" Daiglasses was immediately impressed by the domineering and heroic aura on my underwear, and was so frightened that he rushed out of the door. Many of his men followed the boss and fled!
After the swarm of flies left, I sat on the bed so dejectedly that I felt as if I had been sleeping for a long, long time before I woke up. Shake your head vigorously, don't put so much pressure on yourself, this is reality, I don't need to be so nervous, relax, relax.
??Suddenly I remembered one thing, and that was the Midas Touch. Hey, I'll go find a brick, change some money, and then go to the most luxurious and high-end entertainment venue in the city, find the most beautiful girl, and ask her to wash my feet and give me a massage.
The more I think about it, the more excited I become. The more I think about it, the more excited I become. My saliva just fell to the floor. By the way, I want to buy a BMW. No, the BMW is too bad. I will buy a Faraday and ask Schumacher to be my driver. Hahaha
I opened the calendar and found that today is April 1, 2012, April Fool¡¯s Day, which is Leslie Cheung¡¯s birthday. I prayed silently in my heart, brother, may you be reborn. I just regret that I couldn't get the Soul-eating Hand earlier, otherwise I would definitely save you.
The sun is shining brightly outside, the spring breeze blows on my face, and I feel refreshed. After countless hangings, otakus all walked out of their dormitories on this day and turned off their computers. This was the day in their lives when they had the most courage to confess to the goddess in their hearts. Why should I laugh at them? At least they can look at the goddess every day and night, masturbate or think about her, which is also happiness.
There are still nearly eight months until the end of the world in December, and three months have passed before I knew it. These three months have been the most incredible and magical three months in my life. I was extremely terrified from the beginning. Until now, I have been riding the wind and waves and cutting off all the thorns.??, to achieve my goals, my entire outlook on life, values, and beauty have changed. Especially the view of beauty. In the past, in my eyes, as long as it was a woman and alive, I could not wait to bite it. I regarded women as goddesses and gods; now, if you take off your clothes in front of me, I probably won¡¯t even look at them. One glance! !
Wow! Beauty, just when I was secretly having sex, I found a beauty with a cute smile. She walked past me jumping up and down. The little bunny on her chest was rising and falling, full of infinite vitality.
Well, I swallowed hard, and then I despised myself. I just said that my view of beauty has changed, but I didn't expect that I still have the same virtue. Forget it, it¡¯s important to find bricks.
I hurriedly ran to the beautiful woman with a cute smile and an energetic rabbit. I tilted my head at 45¡ã, shook my long flowing hair gently, showed a confident smile, and said, "Classmate, do you know where there are bricks nearby?" What?"
"Crazy!!" The beautiful woman hurriedly put it away like a frightened little rabbit.
"Hey! Don't run, classmate!!" I hurriedly followed, which severely hit my self-confidence. I am such a handsome and elegant person, and I wet my hair with saliva when I went out. How could a beautiful woman see me? Just run away, the scholar can be killed but not humiliated! ! ! !
How can the beauty¡¯s footsteps compare with my pervert-like footsteps? I¡¯m wrong, she¡¯s not a pervert, she¡¯s a wolf with blood. I stopped the beauty with a quick stride.
I tried my best not to look like a weirdo who was molesting my little sister. He said very seriously: "Classmate, what you are doing is wrong. Classmates help each other. How can you run away without answering my question? Are you disrespecting me?"
The beauty couldn¡¯t laugh or cry and said: ¡°I know today is April Fool¡¯s Day, but I don¡¯t know you, so stop bullying me!¡±
Bullying? I just asked you a few words and you bullied me. Did I force you to kiss you or hug you? You actually said that I bullied you, which denigrates my character. Am I such a casual person?
I said sternly and angrily: "Classmate, please pay attention to your words, why did I bully you? I just want to ask you where are the bricks nearby? I will continue to ask for bricks!!"
The beautiful woman was really about to cry because of me. She said with an embarrassed face: "Classmate, there are bricks everywhere on the playground. You can go find them yourself. Why do you have to ask me? You must be crazy!!!"
I opened my mouth, revealing my half-white and half-yellow teeth and said, "Haha, you guessed it right, I'm crazy. Happy April Fool's Day, haha!!"
The beauty was fascinated by my smile, and she quickly ran away blushing. Oh, forget it, another nymphomaniac girl fell in love with me. Oh, I was too embarrassed to run away. Forget it, it seems that I can't strike up a conversation with beautiful women like this in the future. I am a beauty killer!
After a leisurely stroll, I came to the playground leisurely. There were not many people running on the playground, but there were quite a few couples holding hands and having sex, especially some disgusting couples sitting in the stands on the playground cuddling and kissing. I don¡¯t know, but they didn¡¯t blush. I blushed just looking at them. . I couldn't help but lick my lips, thinking to myself, some days I don't know what it feels like to kiss my cc.
Oops, hum, cc, it¡¯s because of you that I can¡¯t find other women. If you don¡¯t resurrect me quickly, you must recover your soul quickly. You promised me that if you are alive, you will let me touch you. Enough, I will never forget this sentence! ! ! !
????????????????????????????????????????????: I looked excitedly at the heads turning all over the floor, as if every brick was a gold brick.
Ignoring the strange looks from the loving couple nearby, I suddenly lowered my head and picked up a brick from under their heads.
"Pervert!!" The ugly girl in the couple yelled at me and dragged the man with glasses away. The man with glasses looked at me innocently, as if he was asking me for help.
Holding the brick in my hand, I felt happy, and I continued to look for the brick. Before I knew it, I found seven pieces. I was really not well prepared and forgot to bring a sack, but I think seven bricks should be enough, enough for me to be a rich second generation, hehe.
I carried seven bricks with my happy hands, took small brisk steps, and hummed "The most dazzling ethnic style" in my mouth, feeling extremely happy.
At this time, I heard several young couples around me murmuring.
"Why is the bricklayer hired by the school so thin!!"
"You are actually forced by life to steal school property and resell it. How stupid a person must be to do such a thing!!!"
"Look, look, this loser is going to move the goddess with seven bricks. Why didn't I think of moving the bricks? I'll move them too!!"
¡°Wait, I¡¯m going too!!¡±
I didn¡¯t expect that my brick-moving would trigger a brick-moving craze in the school, and countless people wouldToday I carried bricks to give to the goddess. I was overjoyed by the goddess, and then went out to have sex. This paragraph has become a favorite story in school. Of course, these are all things later, and I don¡¯t know anything about it.
At this time, I had moved seven bricks into my dormitory and began to study and explore how to use the Midas Touch to help me get rid of poverty and become rich!