I held the car keys and turned them around in my hands. Well, I was standing next to the car like a rich man. Well, waiting for my mistress!
By the time it was past 6 o'clock, I was really speechless. I didn't know if Lin Yeyu was taking a shower or something, but he kept doing it for more than an hour. God, are all women like this?
When I was thinking about whether to get something to eat first, a miracle happened. Lin Yeyu came out without any trouble. She was wearing a white dress. Well, the red dress that I despised was finally replaced. White clothes are suitable for Lin Yeyu's temperament!
With a faint smile, I said: "Ye Yu, you are so beautiful!"
Lin Yeyu grinned and rubbed her waist: "How about it, you look beautiful!"
My mouth watered and I sat there for nearly half a minute. Damn, Lin Yeyu looks so monster. He is absolutely stunning in appearance. Even for a person with such high concentration like me, when I first look at her, my heartbeat will speed up and I can't resist it. If he could marry such a good woman back, tsk tsk, she would be happy.
Lin Yeyu glanced at me, and when he saw me like this, he turned around and said with a smile: "Okay, okay, stop looking, you're already late!"
I reacted instantly and jumped up like an electric shock. I quickly opened the door and pushed Lin Yeyu in. "Hurry, hurry! You're late!"
Lin Yeyu¡¯s head was covered with black lines and I forcibly dragged her away.
Chery QQ roared, and the engine roared as it flew away.
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Ten minutes later, I had arrived outside the teacher, holding six steamed buns, two cups of soy milk, a bowl of rice porridge, and a black thread in my hand. Damn, this girl was so speechless. She even said she wouldn't go to dinner because it was late, so she just made something like this for dinner. As for the rest, it seems like there really isn¡¯t much! Well, it's just embarrassing. After all, we are also the ones who get a few dollars every minute. Now we are done.
Peeking in from the window, the biology teacher was sitting behind the podium in front, looking at his watch and below from time to time, as if he was waiting for something.
I frowned slightly, pressed Lin Yeyu behind me, and said quietly: "Wait a minute, let's go in quietly"
Lin Yeyu: ¡®What, louder! 'Me: "Wait a minute"
The sound exceeded 40 decibels. The biology teacher heard it and swept over. Suddenly, countless eyes also swept over.
I feel these eyes speechlessly, either burning, or happy, or jealous Well, my arrival seems to be telling them one thing, "I, Zuo Duyou, am back!"
The biology teacher sat behind the podium, smiled and said: "Classmate Zuo Duyou, come in!"
I dragged Lin Yeyu in slowly. My sister, I originally planned to come here in a low-key manner today, and then say hello to my brothers. Well now, everything has been delayed by Lin Yeyu, a slow girl.
? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? What a mistake!
Lin Yeyu¡¯s high-heeled leather shoes seemed to be telling the whole world, I¡¯m here.
I dragged Lin Yeyu to my last row and sat down. Lin Yeyu was even more shocked when he saw that there was no table next to me, but Shen Xiaoqi laughed so happily that he slapped Shen Xiaoqi's table, "You ,stand up!"
Shen Xiaoqi stood up in a dazed manner, and then watched helplessly as Lin Yeyu took away his stool, not daring to say anything. He looked at me with a look of grievance.
I covered my mouth and chuckled, haha, Lin Yeyu has also learned some of Yi Ren¡¯s domineering ways.
The biology teacher stood up from the stage and said with a smile: "Zuo Duyou has agreed to take the college entrance examination with us, so we have to work hard and get into a good school together."
Zhang Cang shouted: "The teacher is wise, the head teacher is wise! It's great that Lao Zuo is back!"
The biology teacher raised his eyebrows: "Yes, very good. To celebrate, I think we should hand out this mock paper, class representative, and hand it out!"
?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? out ??that everyone wailed in unison, slapped the textbook on the table with a "dong dong" sound, and cursed: "How can this be done? This is not the case! Lao Zuo, you"
I raised my eyebrows: "There is nothing I can do!"
So, a bitter scene happened. I originally thought that there would be a warm reception or something when I returned to school. But now, I¡¯m back in time for the exam, so I¡¯m going to choke you!
I left it aside, the first question: What is the largest cell in the human body! a: wheat germ, b: proton, c: virginity, d: egg.
With a stroke of my pen, d.
Lin Yeyu saw it and immediately pulled my test paper away, "No, it's c!"
I frowned: "Sister,Don't cause trouble. You don¡¯t understand. "
Lin Yeyu smiled, "I am a master, I got 608 points in the college entrance examination!"
"What are you studying!"
"Liberal Arts!"
"The students below are not allowed to plagiarize or speak!"
We were so frightened that we lay down behind the book. Fortunately, there was a book blocking it. Well, despite having a good relationship with the biology teacher, he was still quite dignified when he arrived at the examination room.
"However, Lin Yeyu refused to let me change this answer, and there was nothing I could do.
When thirty minutes were up, I handed in the paper directly. Then, he kept pulling Zhang Cang in front and Shen Xiaoqi next to him to talk, and the scene was extremely lively.
A few minutes later, the biology teacher laughed: "Haha, yes, Zuo Duyou, you scored 99 points in the exam, which is worthy of praise. But is the largest cell in the human body obviously an egg? How could it be Sadako? It seems that you see Japan Watched too many movies!¡±
I burst into tears. I haven¡¯t watched any Japanese movies, except of course Ao-sensei¡¯s.
Lin Yeyu was still dissatisfied: "No, isn't the largest cell in the human body Zhenzi? What, men don't have it, so how can it be considered a human body? It should be said to be a woman's human body!"