Summoning Wind Stone is actually a very cheating thing. It may be interesting at first, but when all the garbage turned into big magic light, the comrades who have been grinding reputation will basically vomit blood[]
With full expectations, after finally gathering enough materials to open the wind stone, a group of people slapped the summoned Duke of the Abyss to death. As a result, when I opened a pile of garbage again, everyone present was heartbroken. .
Seeing that the efficiency of handing in things is getting slower and slower, I am also very helpless. After all, no matter where in the society, income is the driving force to stimulate efficiency. Anyone who is here dryly brushing monsters with no income will take a long time. There will inevitably be slacking off.
But after all, it is an activity organized by the guild. Although there is no profit, the situation of running away has not occurred, but the reputation improvement efficiency has dropped sharply. Just when I was feeling depressed, Zha Cheng threw himself on me with tears in his eyes.
¡°Boss, hurry up and strangle me to death, give me a good time!¡±
While he was talking, this guy pulled my clothes and asked me to look at his screen. All I could see was a font of private message messages from beginning to end. This guy actually dragged the chat box to the top of the screen and browsed a few sentences. , I suddenly felt angry.
"Damn it, I've been working so hard to kill monsters, and now I'm almost going crazy, you're actually picking up girls!"
This is simply an unforgivable thing. As soon as my words came out of my mouth, Zha Cheng immediately became the target of public criticism, and the entire public channel became lively.
"Who is the scumbag sister-in-law?"
"Please take a photo of my sister-in-law!"
"Good h!"
"The scumbag also has a girlfriend, I want to die"
Gong frequently drank six places to make Zicheng shout, and had not waited for Zha Cheng's side to show something. Then, what happened to all of us.
: I declare that from today on, Zhazha is my husband!
The faces of several buddies in the dormitory turned green, and the public channel was also silent. After a while, the entire screen was filled with words of comfort.
: Brother Zha, don¡¯t say anything anymore, remember to take care of yourself!
: Zhazha, don¡¯t hold it in. It¡¯s not a sin for a man to cry!
In the dormitory, Qin Ren also patted Zha Cheng on the shoulder with emotion, "A Cheng, good brother! Don't be sad, grit your teeth and get through it."
Zha Cheng: "I want to die"
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?? Glass Cat, a deeply hidden female version of Brother Leng, her IQ is still a mystery to this day
By the way, everyone is actually familiar with this little girl. She looks like an adult lolita, and she always acts cute. She was quite popular in the guild at the beginning, and even I played with her. It's a pity that a natural idiot is a natural idiot after all. No matter how well Yueru teaches, this girl will eventually go offline.
One night, I witnessed such a bizarre conversation¡ª¡ª
: Sister, you said that I always say the wrong things and offend people, which is really distressing.
: Don¡¯t worry, it¡¯s not a big problem. I¡¯ll teach you a few words to treat others every day. It will get better over time.
: Okay, okay, let me take notes.
: For example, if someone asks you to borrow something, you just say, "I've sold it all." This can avoid trouble. If someone asks you again, aren't you very rich? Just say, "I have plenty, and I've never been short." This', this will make people think you are generous and decent.
: My sister is still smart, keep teaching me, I¡¯ll take note.
: If you can remember it, I will teach you two more sentences. For example, if someone asks you, why are the carrots in Felwood so difficult to pick? Just answer, "How can you harvest it if you are being abused by the tribe every day?" If there is no topic and you want to show off your literary ability, you can be more polite and ask the other person, "Have you had dinner?" How about I help you make some tender wolf steak? ¡¯, this will make people think you are cute.
: Wow, there are so many, I have to remember them slowly
I didn¡¯t take it seriously at first, but on the evening of the next day, Glass Cat went fishing alone in Booty Bay and happened to run into Zha Cheng, who had just started playing the game.
This girl may have felt that the opportunity to show off had finally come. She was standing by the lake pretending to be a lady, and the knowledge taught by Yueru was still very useful. As expected, this dwarf thief with a wretched appearance began to talk to her.
: Hi, sister, are you lonely fishing alone? Do you need a husband?
No need to think about it, the only one who can be so cheap is definitely Zha Cheng. When he first started playing games, this guy would basically come up and tease a female player whenever he saw one, saying "slut""" can make him feel happy for a long time, but today's girl is a bit beyond his cognitive scope.
: I sold them all!
When he saw this answer, Zha Cheng was stunned. After he came to his senses, he replied with a crackle, "it seems there is more than one?"
: There is plenty, I never lack this!
:powerful! So what do you do every day?
: Being ruined by the tribe Uh, what's next?
:I'm still in a hurry to upgrade. Let's talk next time
: No! By the way, have you ever experienced it? How about I help you
The little dwarf immediately started sprinting and disappeared
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People with low IQs like Brother Leng and Glass Cat can never be hurt. Fortunately, Brother Leng, although this kid doesn¡¯t have a bright mind, he usually talks very little, so that doesn¡¯t make people confused. Glass Cat just It¡¯s different. This magical girl jokes about her IQ almost every day. Often, as soon as this girl comes online, she starts to laugh at her.
: I have shocking news for you, I have deleted my account!
Silence
: Did you hear that, I deleted my account!
Silence
:Again, I deleted my account again, why didn¡¯t it reflect to you guys?
When he said, the little girl began to be sad and lost to comfort, and she had to hug her sister to hug anymore. Therefore, when they first heard that Zha Cheng had been recruited, all the brothers who knew something about this girl couldn't help but sympathize with Zha Cheng.