On the west coast of Nobunaga's Wilderness, ten medium-sized warships flying plaster flags slowly sailed out of the port. After sailing on the sea for a while, they suddenly turned the rudder and turned towards a large river flowing from Nobunaga's Wilderness.
"Da Dao, inform them that our target is the city in the plains where the Crusader God's territory is located. It is the only place the Chinese people must pass when they advance westward. No matter the cost, we must annihilate all the Arrow God's troops and avenge their previous humiliation. The Crusader God¡¯s million-strong army is already there and ready to crush them collectively. We must not only use warships to kill their effective forces, but also be ready for landing operations at any time.¡±
The speaker has a long sword hanging on his waist, his hand is on the handle of the sword, a broad robe is tied around his waist, and he is riding with big sleeves, looking like a warrior.
"Yes, Mitsui Shogun Kamikaze" Oshima bowed his head suddenly and responded in a deep voice.
"Oshima Kamikaze"
The Castle of Plains is the territory of "Crusader God", another god-level player of Nobunaga. This is a rare riverside castle, backed by rolling mountains, and the city gate faces the "Holy Mountain" ( The "Tone Ogawa" flowing out of the Fire Dragon Valley (the "Gu" Mountain in reality) looks like a port city from the topography. After passing the plain city and then heading west over a high mountain range, you will find the base of RB's special camp Kamikaze.
The Crusader God Ying created the "Cross Sword Technique" and received the title of god. He is a rare god-level player related to "arms". Among the nearly 90 god-level players in the entire server, only he and China's "cavalry commander" Duan Tian have obtained the title of god-level due to their expertise in the use of military units.
The "Cross Sword Technique" actually evolved from the simple two actions of "chopping" and "cutting". An army that has mastered this sword technique can adjust the angles of chopping and slashing according to the opponent's defense characteristics, specializing in weaknesses, and is extremely powerful. Big, some people say that the "Crusader" led by the "Crusader God" is actually a group of angels without wings. The Crusader God is extremely warlike and spends at least 80% of his time in battle every day in the game, so he is one of the few god-level players whose title has been upgraded to "intermediate".
At this time, all the god-level players in rb boarded "Noah's Ark" without exception. The city in the plains was guarded by "Crusader God", the most powerful general of the "Crusader God". Crusader was actually the Crusader's. English translation, this is an NPC that evolved from the Crusaders. His specialty is also "Crusader". He has been with the Crusader God all year round. After many battles, the "Cross Sword Technique" he has mastered is no longer inferior to his master. , known as "Ya God".
Although the Crusader God was on Noah's Ark, he had always been concerned about the Arrow God's mad incident in Nobunaga's field. After analyzing their route and fighting habits, he decided to use his own castle "Hirano Castle" to Fight a fight called "Killing Gods". If he wins this battle, he will not only greatly improve his reputation, but also get more government support. The Crusader God's status in Nobunaga's field will soon surpass Chrysanthemum and Sword, becoming the largest gaming group in RB.
The city of plains is backed by mountains and faces the rushing river. Millions of troops have laid ambushes at various favorable positions. A dragnet has been opened, waiting for the arrogant enemy.
"Hamazaki-kun, why are only troops below the Crusaders used in this battle?" On the command platform of Plains City, a female player in samurai uniform asked, pointing to the soldiers in the city.
"Miss Aso doesn't know something. The long-range weapons of the God of Arrow are extremely lethal. Even the archangel cannot be defeated by one arrow. In that case, why use advanced weapons?" Taro Hamasaki seemed quite satisfied with his previous insights, pressing his sword Standing in the wind and looking up, it feels like you have everything under control.
In reality, Aso Miko is the daughter of the Crusader God Aso Jiro. When her father is absent, she naturally takes over the position of city lord.
"Then let me ask Hamasaki-kun, how will you deal with the Arrow God's long-range attack?"
"Ms. Aso should know that there is a talent skill called tactics, but she may not know what effect will occur when tactical expertise is combined with advanced tactical skills." As he spoke, he proudly opened his attribute panel and displayed it on Aso In front of Meiko's eyes.
"Invincible Heroes is a strategy game. All those who admire strength can only be considered second-rate players. Tactics are the king. The God of Arrow knows this better than anyone else. His early battles well demonstrated the power of tactics. But as his strength has improved, he has begun to think of a battle too simply. This time in Plains City, we will remind him." Hamasaki looks handsome and his remarks are also very outstanding. With such a demeanor, Miko Aso finally couldn't hold back her strong-woman expression and looked intoxicated.
"Haha, it's fun to play like this," the fat man laughed, "Diandian, I still want to disgust these little devils."
Zheng Dian stood on the back of the golden dragon, looking at the plain city below that had shrunk into a white dot, and said calmly: "My anger has dissipated."?Most of it. Do you really want to find bad luck in those special camps? You must know that this time we are pretending to be an elephant with a pig's nose and a green onion. We were completely fooled by the power of the angels. Sooner or later, they will discover the secret of the 'angel nemesis'. "
"Don't bother me, this has just begun, why did you put out the fire?" Fatty asked anxiously, "You and Markle were killing the angels so fast. Before I even exerted my strength, the battle was over. The audience only looked at you. If you go, you have to make me angry no matter what."
"How do you want to become famous?" Zheng Dian smiled, "I mean, Fatty, you have a long way to go to become a god. Why haven't you seen any beautiful women fall in love with you yet?"
At this point, the fat man lost his temper: "Oh, there are some cheating, but they are all on the same level as me. I am now the idol of fat girls around the world."
Zheng Dian almost broke out in laughter, but the fat man looked resentful and almost shook Zheng Dian's shoulders to act coquettishly.
"Okay, you can mess around as much as you want. Anyway, the overall situation has been decided now. Even Catherine's arrival can't change it." Of course Zheng Dian knew what he wanted to do. He had such a shocking secret in his heart. It would be really hard not to tell it. Live.
When the fat man heard this, he was overjoyed. He quickly wrote a text message and sent it to Xixi: "Xixi, please log off and ask the Huaxia Film and Television Department to give me a close-up. I have news that will disgust everyone around the world to death."
After a while, Tianxia Xixi replied, "The next hour will be full of close-ups of Fat Brother."
The fat man laughed loudly, waved to everyone, and flew in the direction of "clouds".
"Let's go after that broken ship."
Looking at the six people who suddenly disappeared in the air, the thousands of players in the plain city who were looking forward were suddenly confused.
"Hamazaki-kun, do they already know our plan?" Aso Miko asked anxiously.
Hamasaki¡¯s face looked a little ugly. It took him a while to come back to his senses and said slowly:
"If that's the case, then this god of arrows is so terrifying. He can move as fast as he can and still move freely. He is never greedy for success. It's not an exaggeration to say that he is a handsome man with great talent."
"Now what?"
Hamasaki smiled calmly and said: "Miss Aso Miko, maybe this is a better result for our Crusader God than defeating the Arrow God. The Arrow God retreated from the city of Plains without a fight. What could be worse than this? How can it explain our strength and fearlessness?¡±
Miko Aso was overjoyed after hearing this, and quickly asked her subordinates to organize the video of the six people in the air making a U-turn and post it to the official website.
"The City of the Plains That Even the God of Arrows Retreats - Chronicles of the Crusader Gods (1902)"
As soon as this post appeared on the official website, it immediately triggered a scolding between Huaxia and RB players.
"This kind of small castle is almost as exquisite as the RB2. I'm afraid the Arrow God didn't see it."
"Is a million-strong army a lot? The God of Arrow killed tens of millions of pirates by himself in the City of Rage and retreated without a fight. I think he retreated without pissing himself."
"Sister rb opened her thighs and waited for the Arrow God to come. The Arrow God said that the goddesses have been bad-tempered recently and it would be better not to do things like visiting brothels. So he sighed and reluctantly left the city of plains. Fat Brother Big Brother Crying, my **
The rb side was not polite either. Anyway, in their mouths, the Arrow God clamored to sweep across Nobunaga's wilderness, but in the end it failed, and he was just a snobbish person who bullied the weak and was afraid of the strong.
After the scolding battle lasted for three hours, it finally ended with the fat man coughing.
"Ahem, although the fight was very lively and many people were killed, it is a pity to tell you that what you just saw was just a trailer. Now finally, the serious protagonist comes out to talk to you. My name is Peng Yu, Nicknamed Fatty, a cute fat guy. Haha, what did you say? Am I married? How could you ask me this question in front of so many people? It embarrasses me to death. Well, haha, I am unmarried, please take care of me. .Contact number Oh, this is definitely not a marriage advertisement." The big screen made the fat man's big head look very big, and he looked like a smiling Maitreya Buddha, which made the whole audience laugh.
"I heard that someone just said that the Arrow God retreated without a fight. We will go over and greet them later, haha."
Hearing these words, cheers suddenly broke out in the squares of major cities.
"Greetings to their whole family for me, haha"
"Yes, these are very profound greetings, which bring our Chinese deep friendship deep into their hearts."
"Okay, I know everyone is very excited to hear this. You idiots are too easily satisfied. I'm really worried that when I say something, everyone will faint collectively. So now, everyone is mentally prepared. , the highest level of psychological preparation is that one day when you are about to wash up and go to sleep, you lift up the quilt and suddenly find aThe kind where a beautiful woman lies in bed and calls you a dead ghost. Fat brother, let me give you a minute. Hey, director, start to pull the camera to make me look more handsome, right, 45 degrees, Chow Yun-fat's angle, slowly zoom out. "
The audience burst into laughter, and several beauties were already asking for Fatty¡¯s contact information. But everyone was really mentally prepared to see what this fat guy was going to reveal.
The camera slowly zoomed away from the fat man, and the six people appeared in the high-altitude clouds. A huge cloud behind them emitted a sacred light and moved slowly forward.
"Did you see it? This cloud behind us is so dazzling and dazzling. Not inferior to my fat brother, it is the legendary Noah's Ark. If I have an Ark in my hand, I have the world. I am talking about this Noah's Ark. Girls of rb, if I say this, you may understand a little bit. But I still have to explain a few more words to the girls of China."
"Speaking of which, that bitch of the God of Arrow once walked and walked at the gate of heaven, and then he came to a place where he met the twelve-winged angel, who was the captain of Noah's Ark. As a result, the God of Arrow kept beating him. The twelve-winged angel became the younger brother of the Arrow God, and then we came to rb on Noah's Ark. Yes, Noah's Ark can take you wherever you want to go, if you can recognize the twelve-winged angel Be a little brother.¡±
The fat man was talking happily, but who knew that as the word "Arrow God" appeared frequently in his words, the director had already switched the camera to Zheng Dian's perspective.
"This Noah's Ark is good, but it has a problem, that is, it is slow. It took nearly a month to fly from Oracle Highlands to RB, so it has another name, it hurts. Haha, I named it after Fat Brother. .¡±
"handsome."
"What a charming smile."
"Are you laughing like that? I'm going to faint."
There is a lot of infatuation down there, but it¡¯s not for the fat man.
On the big screen, Zheng Dian looked at the chattering fat man with a smile on his face. His expression was light and airy, but he could not hide his radiance. He was generous, light, and seemed to contain infinite power. Under the hands of professional photographers, this look showed even more infinite charm. I don't know how many passionate girls were going to lose sleep that night.
"Do you know? At this moment, on this Noah's Ark behind us, there are nearly 30,000 elites of the Three Kingdoms Allied Forces, 40 players with god-level titles, and tens of millions of troops from the RB special camp (counting arms). They are all in pain at the moment. , Their target is China, haha." The fat man suddenly laughed on his own, and he laughed for nearly five minutes, almost crying.
"Is this fat guy just being funny? People are coming to beat us, but he is still so happy." Someone cursed in confusion.
"Noah's Ark is coming to China. Wait, what's the significance of it?"
At the headquarters of Huaxia Group, Shaoyang's eyes couldn't help but feel moist as he looked at the laughing fat man on the big screen and the calm Zheng Dian beside him. Now everything is connected. When everyone thought that the national war had not yet begun, these two people had already done most of what they should do.
"Dian, Fatty, with you here, I'm really worried that no one will play with us." Shao Yang murmured to himself.
The fat man in the picture finally regained his breath and said breathlessly: "There are chrysanthemums, knives, and that arrow demon named Vantast, the Crusader God, haha". Laughed wildly.
Listening to his laughter, everyone¡¯s expressions gradually became serious.
"I really want to tell these little devils that this a** is actually an air prison, haha. As long as the Arrow God doesn't let it land, it will float in the sky forever and become space junk."
"Hahahaha, Japan, the United States, and Europa, don't unite. Go and have a rest. The national war is over."
Silence, long silence. It seems like the only thing left in the world is Fatty¡¯s hysterical laughter
"Prison in the air."
Onodera suddenly felt that something was broken in his chest. The hand holding the handle of the saber let go and he grabbed it a few times in the air, but couldn't catch anything. He slowly hung down in despair.
"If it were more than 100 years ago, it seems that we should have had a caesarean section. Dalin, be ready to resign to thank the world." Onodera slowly turned around, like a walking corpse, walking stiffly towards the place where he used to go Standing alone in front of the electronic map, he raised his head and closed his eyes, unwilling to turn around for a long time.
Xiao Lin also seemed to have lost his bones, slumped on the sofa, and said leisurely: "I have been thinking recently, why should we participate so wholeheartedly in such a game? Now I finally understand, it is because who of us No one can afford such a failure. In this project, DRB¡¯s investment in development alone is equivalent to one month¡¯s worth of investment for the country.People's income and the resources buried under the territories of various countries are all accumulated with money. Once the protection for them is lost, they all become someone else's. "
"We must never give up. The descendants of the great Japanese must not pay tuition to the Chinese in the game, and Nurse Mountain must not become a vacation place for foreigners." Onodera suddenly turned around and said fiercely, "The battle now is , it¡¯s time to hand it over to the Ministry of Foreign Affairs. This kind of despicable behavior that does not follow the rules should be punished with the severest punishment.¡±
As he said that, he picked up the phone and was about to call the diplomatic liaison officer when he heard the laughter on the screen and stopped. The fat man suddenly said mysteriously:
"Do you want to know what the three-nation coalition forces are doing at this time? Call, call diplomats, haha. This is their most common trick. In fact, they don't have to be so anxious. Although Noah's Ark does not use fuel, it floats so high in the sky. In two or three months, the boss of the Arrow God will let him come down. When he feels lonely, or after he gets married and has children and figures everything out, he will remember that there are still many good-quality targets floating in the sky, maybe. Therefore, everyone helps those three idiots think about what benefits they can use to make the Arrow God remember to put them down as soon as possible. Hey, don¡¯t be too stingy and think boldly. How can you make them die off? Think about it. The three-nation coalition forces jointly deal with the crisis in the eastern continent. Do you know what this means? "
The fat man suddenly became unacceptably serious.
"Master Shao once told me that China is a vast territory. For such a large map, and ten years of design time, the investment we spent on it is half of China's national income. Since the game was launched, everyone has invested in the game The wealth of the Three Kingdoms is much more than this. If the conspiracy of the Three Kingdoms succeeds, the resources of the Chinese Game Zone will become their cake, and the Chinese economy will fall into a state of catastrophe. What does this mean? Everyone knows it, right? Hungry When I'm young, I can't lift my head even when I see a beautiful woman. When it comes to us specifically, that's what it means.
"So when we heard that the three forces were going to form an alliance, we went to beg them, but before Master Shao even opened his mouth, they had already formed an alliance. So, let's think freely, this is not a battle between countries. This is a negotiation between the Arrow God and their three forces. There is no need to give them face, the chips are all in our hands."
"What, does the emperor know how to grow chrysanthemums? I have to ask him** about this, but this idea is a bit reliable. Yes, that's what I think."
¡°It¡¯s too much to bully others.¡± Onodera picked up a tea cup and threw it at the chubby face in the video. The screen suddenly shattered into countless hateful chubby faces. .