"Ha, ha, ha!" A series of wild laughter came from far to near. Sitting on the horse, I couldn't help but turn around and smile to Dian Wei who was standing behind the horse: "Marquis Wen is still as majestic and domineering as before! I'll go and meet him for a while! Ha, ha!" I smiled softly. Knocking on the war horse, he broke away from the cavalry brigade and faced him sideways; followed closely behind him were a dozen guards led by Dian Wei.
"Is the King of Guanzhong okay? Lu Bu has been waiting day and night for the King of Guanzhong, and finally the King of Guanzhong is here! Ha, ha! If the King of Guanzhong were to wait a little longer, it's hard to say whether Lu Bu would be bloody on the battlefield!" They gradually rushed towards each other. Nearby, the Red Rabbit Horse let out a long neigh. Lu Bu reined in the Red Rabbit Horse. When the Red Rabbit Horse instantly stopped its galloping iron hooves and spun around in circles, Lu Bu was already shouting loudly and warmly. said hello. The words were nonsense, and some were complaining that I arrived too slowly!
Looking at Lu Bu, whose beard and beard have spread all over his face due to age, but is still as flamboyant and domineering as before, I couldn't help but sigh sincerely: "Marquis Wen is becoming more and more elegant! Ha, ha! The pottery merchant It's a little late! It's actually a little tied by things. From now on, you and I will be united and we will cross the desert. Wouldn't it be great! Does Marquis Wen remember the parting words of the pottery merchant when he left Xuzhou? "
"How can L¨¹ Bu'an forget? I am screaming towards the sky with my sword, flying and domineering. Who is the hero? The words of the King of Guanzhong are still in my ears. The only one who knows Lu Bu's ambition in life is the King of Guanzhong. My daughter has recited the poem given by the King of Guanzhong to Lu Bu : The bright moon of the Qin Dynasty and the Pass of the Han Dynasty, the people who marched thousands of miles have not returned; but the flying generals of Dragon City are here, and they will not teach Huma to cross the Yin Mountains! The king of Guanzhong is actually Lu Bu¡¯s only confidant in his life! Ha, ha, ha!" The flamboyant heroism Lu Bu, who was smiling and chatting, did not hear the depressed murmur of my horse queen Dianwei at this time: "What the hell! Calling myself and my lord a confidant. Is he worthy? Don't blame 'Zhang San Heizi' for scolding him." You are a domestic slave with three surnames! You don¡¯t know how to praise me too!¡±
I quickly turned around and glared at Dian Wei to stop his muttering, lest Lu Bu would be unhappy after hearing it. A person like Lu Bu is a kind of 'creature' who can 'smooth' his hair! I turned around and asked with a smile: "Isn't it because Marquis Wen left the camp and came all the way to greet the pottery merchant just to praise the merchant's literary talent? Isn't it like we, the warriors, who are complaining like this for no reason? What you like? Ha, ha!"
"Of course, of course!" Lu Bu replied hurriedly: "You and I are invincible, and there is no rival in the world! I am so eager to come here, I am really happy to see you! How about you and I study a hundred moves again? Ha, ha. !¡± He¡¯s almost forty as old as his grandma! Don¡¯t you forget that you are always making gestures in your ¡®old business¡¯? I secretly cursed in my heart, tilted my head, and waved my hand to stop Dianwei who was about to speak angrily: "Okay, okay! Shang has not shown off his skills in years! It is really hard to find an opponent! Today I will share the same warmth." Are you new to Shang's art?" As I said this, I already handled the halberd hanging on the side of the saddle bridge; Lu Bu on the opposite side also smiled and held the halberd on his horse.
"Marquis Wen, let's do it!" As I shouted my greeting, Lu Bu sat down on Red Rabbit, raised the Fangtian Huaji in his hand, and charged like a different person with a solemn expression and murderous intent. Come. At the same time, I mustered up all my energy and stared closely at Lu Bu as he rode out
? ¡®Choke, bang, bang, bang¡! ¡¯ The two halberd heads, emitting endless murderous aura and glowing with dazzling cold light, collided wildly. As the two dragon colts faced each other, a pair of halberds raised high became entangled. The heads of the two painted halberds are like the heads of two angry dragons biting each other, transforming into thousands of sharp lights, twisting and intertwining with each other. Probably neither Lu Bu nor I expected this situation to happen! Since both parties' artistic skills have reached their peak, each can predict the other's intentions in advance. Therefore, when the heads of the two painted halberds intersect, in order to seize the upper hand, each wants to change their moves as quickly as possible while blocking the opponent's change of moves.
In this way, the two intertwined huge halberd heads that shone with cold light seemed to be stuck together, erasing the tangle of sparks flying in the sky and transforming into countless apertures of different sizes. point! The fact is, if I want to withdraw my halberd and change my moves, Lu Bu will block and hinder me in advance and try to change my moves first. My thoughts are the same as Lu Bu's. If you change me, I will be the first to change my moves. Since they are equally matched and their skills are unfathomable, both parties are constrained by each other!
As the two dragon colts momentarily crossed each other, Lu Bu and I seemed to be performing a show to see who could move faster and whose halberd head made a round circle. From facing each other, we were both twisting and lifting each other sideways. , in the end they all turned into rhinos looking at the moon, raising their heads high and holding their painted halberds high, still entangled in the fight for the halberd head. The whole body shape of the two people makes people feel: how weird it is, how weird it is!
"However, Lu Bu and I haven't made enough 'foolishness' yet!" The two painted halberds intertwined with each other as fast as lightning. In fact, it happened in an instant. The two dragon colts rushed toward each other and passed by each other in a flash. The two war horses are facing each other.?It¡¯s over! But the two painted halberds haven¡¯t kissed enough yet! Because Lu Bu and I moved too fast, when the two huge halberd heads collided, sparks flew everywhere and countless haloes of light appeared. At the same time, the small branches on the halberd heads suddenly hooked together.
It¡¯s exciting now! As the war horse rushed past, Lu Bu and I had to start a 'tug of war' immediately because the twigs were hooked together! The huge forward momentum of the war horses forced Lu Bu and I to pull our respective halberds back with all our strength. The two war horses were inevitably pulled so hard that they neighed and their front hooves stood sideways; In order to avoid being pulled off their horses, each of them had to hold on to their halberds tightly
This is nonsense! Both of them almost fell headfirst under the horse! Because of the sudden exertion, both Lu Bu and I tried our best to avoid being humiliated in the midst of thousands of troops.
The two sides' hard dragging made the two war horses neigh as they suddenly stopped and moved sideways, and the eight iron hooves 'tread, step' scratched the ground in a commotion. Lu Bu and I, who were both flushed and sweating due to excessive exertion and haste, stared at each other for a moment with our respective halberds in hand, and couldn't help but burst into laughter at the same time! "Ha, ha, ha." As they laughed, they shook the halberds in their hands and took them off the hook. I laughed so hard that I was out of breath and laughed at myself depressingly: "Let's make signs! Let's make signs!" How is this a competition of skills? It¡¯s more like a competition of strength!"
Lu Bu, who also felt very ridiculous, couldn't hold back his laughter and sighed: "It seems that God doesn't want you and me to be separated! Can the twigs be hooked together? This is the first time in my life that I have encountered such an embarrassing situation." That's right!" Lu Bu, who loves martial arts as much as his life, still had some reluctance in his words.
??The courage of an ordinary man cannot be done by a wise man. The more I thought about it, the funnier I became. I said sincerely with a smile: "Marquis Wen's skill is still better than that of the pottery merchant! In terms of bow and arrow skills, it is said that Marquis Wen can penetrate a poplar with a hundred steps. And the pottery merchant can't shoot an elephant with a hundred steps." Dare I hit the mark! Ha, ha!" Anyway, it's just a comparison of bravery. If you're short of him, just be short of him!
Lu Bu, who loves to hear compliments the most, began to say something out of control again when he was so proud: "Hey, hey! This is really weird! I heard rumors that the princesses of Guanzhong King are all charming and as beautiful as flowers! Didn't the King of Guanzhong's body plummet and his artistic career be ruined? Maybe the appearance of the princess of the King of Guanzhong is much different from Mrs. Ru's? Does the King of Guanzhong have the intention to take a look at Mrs. Ru's? "What's all this mess? If you can't compare your skills, you have to start comparing your wife's beauty again?