Xu Wen was shocked and said hurriedly: "Madam, please calm down. I just think that Madam's illness is related to the exercises she practices. Now I am convinced that the cause of the disease has been found."
The madam looked better now and said, "It will be good to find the cause of the disease. Please help me treat it!" []
"It's just that this treatment is slightly inconvenient!" Xu Wen explained. It turns out that to treat the wife's illness, special gold needles need to be pricked in various important parts of her body, and they need to stay on the body for seven days before being pulled out. Those parts are all uncomfortable parts for men, so Xu Wen was a little hesitant to talk about them.
"It's okay to do this!" Madam waved her hand.
Xu Wen was overjoyed, but his wife continued: "Just teach Xiaoqing and Xiaobai the method and let them do it!"
Xu Wen was very depressed. This lady was clearly trying to make fun of her. But of course he still has ways to deal with her.
"That kind of treatment only treats the symptoms and temporarily relieves the pain. If you want to treat the root cause, you have to combine the herbs I decoct, and I use special acupuncture techniques." Xu Wen continued.
"Oh? Herbal medicine is not a problem, but where is this special method of acupuncture?" the lady said a little nervously.
"It just needs to be in your hand!" Xu Wen comforted.
Xiaoqing and Xiaobai have martial arts skills, so they naturally know the acupuncture points very well. After a while, Mrs. Kung Fu has already completed the acupuncture.
"Madam, you can't lie down for a long time, you need to move your muscles and bones more!" Xu Wen looked at the madam who was walking strangely with a smile and said with a smile.
?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? Since Xu Wen¡¯s golden needles still reside in those sensitive parts, it is naturally not very convenient to move them. But Xu Wen not only looked at those parts with a smile, but also asked her to move around for him to observe, saying that she should adjust them at any time according to the situation to avoid any sequelae. I don¡¯t know which of his words are true and which of them are false.
But for the next action, 80% to 90% of the time Madam felt that Xu Wen was taking revenge on her. The so-called pricking the needle in the hand with a special technique looked like a replica of her own trick on Xu Wenmian hiding the needle. When she was very nervous, there was no needle, which made her nervous for a while; but when she relaxed, a needle suddenly made her blood ejaculate far away.
Fortunately, Xu Wen didn't let her get too many blows. Although she bled a little, she didn't get a few injections, which just made her worry in vain.
In fact, even if Xu Wen wanted to take revenge, he still wanted to hit his wife so many times. But the first blow hit the nail on the head. Seeing the madam's nervous face turning pale, I suddenly couldn't bear it. After giving her the necessary blood, I stopped torturing her. She was frightened several times just to speed up the blood flow.
But Madam didn¡¯t care what Xu Wen was thinking. She made up her mind that when she got better, she would make him suffer some more. What special technique is it? Is it exactly the same as mine?
"Yes, madam. Just drink a few more decoctions and take out the golden needles in five days, and you will be completely fine!" Xu Wen said after taking a breath.
"Oh? Really?" the lady asked doubtfully, "This seems too simple. Why hasn't there been a doctor who can see it well before?"
"My wife's illness is caused by martial arts training. The previous doctors may not have been martial arts practitioners, so they couldn't find the cause." Xu Wen explained.
The madam nodded. The doctors who treated her before were all weak female doctors, and there was no one who knew martial arts. "Martial arts?" Madam suddenly glanced at Xu Wen, "How do you know martial arts?"
For many years, the martial arts of the Gaoshan Kingdom and the weak water country have been sent to the battlefield for a long time. Otherwise, they will be promoted to generals. Otherwise, they will be a military industry. As a doctor and good at martial arts, there is only one possibility, a noble! !
Xu Wen was surprised. He didn't expect Madam to think so. "I have been studying martial arts since I was a child, and I don't understand martial arts. It's just that my master used to be a doctor in a noble family, so he has a lot of experience in diseases caused by martial arts" Xu Wen made up half-truths. . Fortunately, as long as his martial arts skills are not exposed, it will not be visible at all, and Madam does not doubt him. In fact, Madam has tested it several times before, but Xu Wen is very determined and sometimes would rather be hit without dodge. As time goes by, Madam naturally assumes that he doesn't know martial arts anymore. But there is still a trace of doubt in my mind that has not been eliminated.
"Madam, drink the medicine!" Xiaobai brought a bowl of medicine over. When the madam saw it, her face immediately turned bitter again.
Xu Wen snickered in his heart, but the solemn look on his face could not be seen at all. He said seriously: "Madam, drink the medicine while it is hot, and you will recover faster!"
The prescriptions he prescribed to his wife were just for ordinary conditioning and were not necessary for treating illnesses. But he added a lot of bitter herbs to the medicine, making it thick and difficult to eat. Madam was going to take a bite of medicine and a bite of sugar, but Xu Wen just said that sweetness will increase the internal heat and bitterness will relieve the internal heat. Not only let her eatShe also ordered her to swish the bitter medicine in her mouth for 7749 times before swallowing it. As the name suggests, the efficacy can only be seen if the medicine is fully mixed. As soon as Madam took a sip of the medicine, she was immediately moved to tears by his bitterness. Her beautiful eyes half filled with tears almost made Xu Wen soft-hearted and told her not to drink it. This thing was useless.
But when the lady turned her head and gritted her teeth, Xu Wen noticed her again. Immediately, he swallowed the words he almost blurted out, thinking about how to add more ingredients to Madam.
As the saying goes, if life is lived carefree, it will naturally pass quickly. Xu Wen had almost forgotten what his father wanted him to do, and when he remembered it occasionally, he didn't take it seriously. He only said that he would be an undercover agent, but did not say how long it would take, but said it would "depend on the situation." So now he is also an undercover agent and can be considered a spy. It seems that the status of the madam must be very high. If I, as an undercover spy, can be appreciated by the madam, and maybe recommend me to a high-ranking official position, wouldn't I become the biggest villain who has infiltrated the enemy?
Madam has really appreciated Xu Wen recently. No, it turned out that he was gradually no longer allowed to do the chores. Instead, he was asked to buy some maids and appointed him as the housekeeper.
Since then, Xu Wen¡¯s identity has been completely separated from that of a low-level handyman. Just direct them to work every day. It's just that he still needs to do the daily meals himself, but washing, cutting, and preparing are no longer needed.
"It's strange, Madam. Don't you hate the food I cook? Why do you still let me cook every day?" Xu Wen asked about the beautiful girl next to him who taught him how to cook.
"Humph, my mother has her own reasons!" The little beauty is not stupid. She would not tell him such a secret.
"By the way, your name is Tu An'er. What's your mother's name? Where's your father?" Xu Wen saw that the little beauty didn't want to tell him, so he changed the topic and asked. He didn't expect to tell him anyway.
"Hmph, how can you say my mother's name so casually!" The little beauty choked him with one sentence: "You have bad intentions, you are not a good person!"
Poor Xu Wen¡¯s good-guy image, which he had maintained for more than a month, suddenly fell apart.
"It's a truce, it's a truce!" Xu Wenzheng and Xiaoqing Xiaobai were shopping outside when they heard people on the street suddenly shouting.
"What happened?" Xu Wen asked curiously.
¡°I heard that the Gaoshan Country and our Ruoshui Country have ceased war!¡± A commoner said happily.
"Oh, that's a great thing! I'm tired of fighting all day long!" Many people began to cheer and cheer. Some passing sergeants and some literati who usually paid great attention to their image also participated in the celebration. It seems that an armistice is the common wish of all.
"Wow, that's great! There's a truce!" Xiaobai Xiaoqing was also very happy and wanted to go back and tell his wife.
"Well, it's been seven years!" Madam said thoughtfully when she heard the news of the truce.
"Madam, Madam! The war has ceased. Do you want to go back?" Generals and civil servants came to announce the good news.
The wife waved her hand: "I'm used to this place, so let's do it this way!"
The general and the civil servant looked at each other, nodded and left. "This street will continue to be like this from now on. It will continue to do whatever it was originally doing."
After the order was given, those people who originally planned to withdraw from the street stopped.
"Really? Is there really no need to evacuate? It will never be necessary again?" When the people heard the news, they were all ecstatic. Their responsibility is to protect the neighborhood. They know everyone here well and do not allow strangers to come in. I have stayed here for seven full years, and I am naturally very reluctant to leave. In particular, it is safe here, very safe. It can be said that no place in this country is safer than here.
"Let's go, it's a big day today, let's go hunting!" The lady was very happy, the war ceased, and she could finally go out and do some activities. She had moved here since an assassination attempt many years ago. Over the years, there have actually been very few opportunities to go out.
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