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Text Chapter 170 The Joke Master

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    A girl with an average appearance took over the waiter's job and asked softly: "What do you want?"

    Zhao Yanzi stammered and ordered everything, lowering his head for fear of being recognized by her.  Xu Wen looked at Wang Qi curiously. He had been hospitalized for a long time, but he didn't seem to have seen her.  But the name Wang Qi is clearly written on her badge, so there shouldn't be much difference.  It's really rare to have such a name.  [bsp; He decided to take the risk and give it a try. Even if she recognized him, at least he would be sure who was secretly filming him!

    "Hey, aren't you a nurse from the People's Hospital? Why are you working part-time?" Xu Wen said suddenly, making Zhao Yanzi next to him so flustered that he almost ran away.

    "Do you recognize me?" Wang Qi looked at Xu Wendao in surprise.

    As soon as this was said, Xu Wen concluded that she was the one who sent the photo to Qian Weiqiang, but strangely, she didn't know Xu Wen.

    "Yes! When I was hospitalized last time, you gave me an injection!" Xu Wen continued to lie.

    "That's right! I happened to be interning in the infusion room at that time! But there were so many people at that time, I didn't have much impression!" Wang Qi said apologetically.  But she immediately changed the subject, "This is your girlfriend, she's so beautiful!"

    "Well, yes! My name is Xu Wen, and her name is Zhao Yanzi. I'm glad to meet you here!" Xu Wen simply said his name without any hesitation.

    "Okay, my name is Wang Qi, and I am a chess player. My dad loves to play chess, so he gave me this name!" Wang Qi said, "But I'm sorry that we can't chat today. There are many people queuing up!"  Fortunately, Zhao Yanzi ordered a lot of things, so it didn't matter if we chatted for a while while waiting.

    Holding the packed KFC, Zhao Yanzi and Xu Wen almost jumped back with excitement.

    "Brother, why are we so lucky? We found the person we were looking for right away!" Zhao Yanzi said happily.

    "Maybe God is helping us. As long as we find the person behind him, your father will definitely not force you to go abroad!" Xu Wen said.

    "Hmph! Even if he insists on me going abroad, I won't go abroad!" Zhao Yanzi said angrily, "But if you don't want me to go, that's the best! Come on, give me a kiss!"

    When Xu Wen and Zhao Yanzi vividly described their encounter with Wang Qi to Tu An'er, the little girl herself was dumbfounded.

    "It can't be such a coincidence, right?" Tu An'er asked doubtfully.

    "That's right, she is Wang Qi from the hospital! And it's strange that she doesn't recognize us!" Zhao Yanzi said.

    "Don't you recognize it? Probably not! She secretly takes photos every day, how could she not recognize you? Could she be pretending to be stupid?" Tu An'er said.

    "She's not pretending to be stupid. I don't think she looks like someone who has been through many trials and tribulations. She's not that scheming!" Xu Wendao said.

    "That's just right. It would be best if you have more contact with her and you can trick her out!" Tu An'er said.

    "What about you?" Zhao Yanzi asked in surprise. Generally, Tu An'er was most interested in this kind of intellectual work.

    "You have just met her not long ago, how abrupt it is to take me with you immediately! Anyway, now that she has been found, it is business to get familiar with her first," Tu An'er said.

    After lunch, Xu Wen and Zhao Yanzi went to the KFC store to chat with Wang Qi.  At least I have to ask for her contact information so that I won't be unable to find her after I change jobs.

    Sure enough, Wang Qi was off work in the afternoon, and she didn¡¯t have many friends to chat with on weekdays, so Xu Wen and Zhao Yanzi were naturally very happy to come play with her.

    To get acquainted with girls, telling jokes is a good way.

    "Say, there is a little nanny who has a very loud voice. The master told me that everyone here tonight is a person of high status, so she must speak softly. After dinner, the master and the guests played cards. The little nanny wanted to rest early after cleaning up, so she came close to the man.  The master whispered in his ear: 'Then I'll go to sleep first.'" Xu Wenmei said with joy, this joke was told to him by his classmates in the dormitory, and everyone laughed at the time.

    "Hahaha!" Wang Qi laughed desperately

    ¡°It is also said that the Jade Emperor and the Tathagata Buddha were debating, which of the two of them was greater?

    Jade Emperor: I am the Lord of the Three Realms!

    Tathagata: You have been beaten by a monkey.

    Jade Emperor: I have endured 17,500 calamities!

    Tathagata: You have been beaten by a monkey.

    Jade Emperor: Can we not mention monkeys?

    Tathagata: Your sister was slept with by a mortal.

    Jade Emperor:

    Tathagata: Your daughter was slept with by a mortal.

    Jade Emperor:

    Tathagata: By the way, your niece was also slept with by a mortal.

    ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ???: Let's talk about monkeys"

    "Hahaha! It's so funny!" Wang Qi laughed again.

    "It is said that a hunter went hunting in the forest and encountered a bear. After a fight between the hunter and the bear, the hunter was defeated by the bear. The bear was not hungry. It did not eat the hunter but raped him.

    Some time later, the hunter returned to the forest to seek revenge from the bear. After a fight, the hunter was defeated for the second time. At this time, the bear was not hungry and raped the hunter again instead of eating him.

    After some time, the hunter went to the forest again to seek revenge from the bear. The hunter was still defeated by the bear and raped again.

    The hunter went to the forest for the fourth time to seek revenge from the bear. When the man and the bear were fighting, the bear smiled and said to the hunter: "Are you here to hunt or to prostitute?!"

    "Hahaha, you are so perverted!" Wang Qi blushed and laughed.

    Zhao Yanzi was already very angry and kicked Xu Wen down below.

    "Hehe, your boyfriend is so funny! You are so lucky!" Wang Qi said to Zhao Yanzi, but she didn't notice that Zhao Yanzi's face was already very ugly.

    "Hmph! Why didn't I realize he was so good at telling jokes before?" Zhao Yanzi said angrily.

    While Wang Qi got up to go to the bathroom, Xu Wen quickly said to Zhao Yanzi: "I know how to do this a few times. I have no choice but to get acquainted with her like this! When it comes to appearance, she is far worse than you. You  Why are you jealous of her?"

    "Hmph, don't say anything next, I'll do the talking!" Zhao Yanzi's expression improved a little, but she was still angry with Xu Wen for showing off in front of other girls.

    "Okay, okay, it's up to you!" Xu Wen said with a smile.

    Sure enough, when Wang Qi came back, Zhao Yanzi started talking to her.

    When girls chat with each other, naturally the topic cannot be separated from boys.

    "Sister Wang Qi, what does your boyfriend do?" Zhao Yanzi asked.

    "I, I don't have a boyfriend!" Wang Qi said.

    "Ah, no way! You are so beautiful, how could you not have a boyfriend?" Zhao Yanzi complimented.

    "Humph, those men are not good things!" Wang Qi said bitterly.

    "What's going on?" Zhao Yanzi asked.

    It turns out that when Wang Qi and Zhu Guo met, they didn¡¯t know that Zhu Guo was a bad guy.  Zhu Guo was quite generous and often bought some gifts for Wang Qi, which naturally won Wang Qi's favor.  Moreover, his offensive was relatively fierce. He wrote love letters every day, which made Wang Qi's heart flutter.  Just when she was about to agree to Zhu Guo's girlfriend, another nurse suddenly told her that the nurse who got pregnant by Zhu Guo last time came back to work.

    Wang Qi was shocked. After careful questioning, he found out that Zhu Guo was actually a playboy. After being frightened, he began to alienate Zhu Guo.  Fortunately, she still loves herself very much. Although she accepted the small gift Zhu Guo gave her, she never even had her hand held by him.

    Zhu Guo also felt that Wang Qi was different from the girls he had dated in the past. Although she was not that glamorous and particularly beautiful, she was certainly inferior to the other girls around Xu Wen, but she was quite reserved in her beauty.  Preventing him from immediately using some shameless means.

    But Wang Qi was a little cold to him, which made him pursue her more enthusiastically, and his words also revealed his power in the hospital.  In desperation, Wang Qi could only resign from the hospital.  Fortunately, she had experience working at KFC before. Just as a new KFC store opened here, the old manager introduced her to work here as a regular employee, which was a very good job.

    "Sister, that Zhu Guo is so abominable! Let Brother Xu Wen beat him up next time you see him!" Zhao Yanzi said angrily.

    Wang Qi looked at Xu Wen and said, "I don't think it's possible! Zhu Guo looks like a tall horse and is stronger than Xu Wen. I don't think he can beat him!"

    Zhao Yanzi became anxious when he said this, "It's impossible. Last time, five people tried to bully me, but my brother Xu Wen beat me until I cried for my father. From now on, I don't dare to go around here!"

    "Oh?" Wang Qi was stunned when he heard this, "That's a good relationship. If someone bullies me in the future, I'll ask you to help me!"

    "No problem, no problem. Sister, let's exchange contact information. If you have anything in the future, just contact me!" Zhao Yanzi used her little daughter's thoughts to the fullest, embarrassing Xu Wen next to her.

    (The plot is slowly unfolding. Let¡¯s look for some of the supporting characters from the past. For any character with a name, there will be many stories behind it. I will continue to update today, please support!)
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