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- Xu Wen and Tu Ling didn't make out for a while before Tu An'er came out with Zhao Yanzi. The two of them separated in a hurry, Tu Ling not forgetting to wipe the corners of his mouth for fear that Xu Wen's saliva might be left behind.
"Mom, brother Xu Wen, what are you talking about?" Tu An'er asked. Xu Wen and Tu Ling had been in the room for a long time. [bsp; "Oh, we are talking about business matters. The profits have been good recently!" Tu Ling said hurriedly.
"Yeah, how much money have we made!" Tu An'er and Zhao Yanzi were overjoyed when they heard that they were so happy that they had made money.
"You can make two thousand a day!" Xu Wen said with a smile.
"That's so much! Wow, I make more in one day than others make in a month!" Zhao Yanzi shouted. Her father is a director and his monthly salary is only 2,000 yuan. But there were many other amounts of money that she couldn't figure out, but it was only two thousand on the salary card.
Tu Ling smiled and said: "These are four schools. If we take over more than 60 schools in Shanghai, that will be an incredible number!"
"Wow, 30,000 a day, 900,000 a month, tens of millions a year!" Zhao Yanzi was already so excited that he didn't know what to do. This is too rich.
"Haha! Then you have to really do it!" Tu Ling laughed.
"It will definitely work, it will definitely work!" Zhao Yanzi shouted, "Brother Xu Wen still has many basketball games to play!"
¡°Oops, I forgot about Saturday¡¯s game!¡± Xu Wen yelled and ran outside.
"Wait for me, I'll go with you!" Tu Ling shouted. Zhao Yanzi and Tu An'er also ran out in a panic. After running a few steps, Tu An'er quickly turned around and slammed the door. The door closed and he ran while shouting, "Slow down, slow down, wait for me!"
A group of people on the street watched these three beauties running and shouting after a man, and for a moment they forgot what they were going to do.
Fortunately, the time was not yet up, Xu Wen felt that where the bus stopped, Zhu Jinjun was looking at his watch.
Last time, he agreed with Xu Wen that he would go to East China Normal University to compete this Saturday, but the time was almost here and there was no sign of anyone. Xu Wen didn't leave him a mobile phone number, only a school landline number, and no one answered it.
"Sorry, sorry, Teacher Zhu, I'm late!" Xu Wen said, followed by the panting disciples Zhao Yanzi and Tu An'er.
"Why does this guy bring a bunch of beauties with him every time he plays?" Several team members asked in confusion.
"If you don't understand, don't talk. This is called a visual feast, do you understand? If you can't hit the ball, just take a look at the beautiful woman and you will immediately feel energetic!" said a main player. They were also happy that Xu Wen brought a beautiful woman with him. Even though no one spoke, the peeks were quite pleasing to the eye.
"You said that we are actually very happy! Haha, the reason why we are cheering and cheering every time is because their slogans are not good, they always shout Xu Wen, come on!"
"That's not bad! It's better than having no one to cheer for us. Besides, beauties can often trick boys from other schools into cheering for us!"
"Hehe, that's true!"
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However, the situation this time is not as optimistic as several team members said. It¡¯s not the game, it¡¯s the audience.
East China Normal University is said to be the school with the most girls in Shanghai. The ratio of boys to girls is said to be 1:6, which is exactly the opposite of East China University of Science and Technology. In some majors, it even reaches 1:10 or 1:12. There are many legends about girls there. For example, boys there are protected animals; if a boy is bullied, a group of girls will come out to defend him.
Another example is that girls in a certain class fell in love with a boy at the same time, and they became jealous and got into fights. What is shocking is that the boy was later afraid of the tough girls from East China Normal University, so he found a girlfriend from Donghua University, and almost made the girls from East China University angry to death.
It can be said that as long as you are a boy, it does not matter whether you are an ugly man, a mentally retarded novice, or even a little disabled or disabled, at China Normal University, it does not matter. There is no chance of you not finding a girlfriend here.
At that time, two girls from East China Normal University once said that a cross talk "Love in China Normal University" could vividly express the actual situation of East China Normal University.
a: As the saying goes, rare things are valuable. If you're looking for a killer man, don't miss our pre-school (college) boys.
b: Yes, although the output of our preschool boys is not high, with only 0 to 2 graduates per year, they are absolutely gentle and virtuous, and they can cook and coax children.
a: Didn¡¯t you switch to another department? Give us back what¡¯s ours, don¡¯t show false feelings to me here.
b: Oh, by the way, I want to report to everyone that we sisters have transferred to the School of Communication. The legendary School of Communication Sigh, it makes me sad to mention this. After we finished talking about cross talk, we felt more and more: Only in an environment with a harmonious gender ratio can people grow up healthily. For this reason, we traveled across mountains and rivers and came to the School of Communication. As the saying goes, a wise man will always make mistakes We never expected that there were only two boys in the new class!
a: I had an epiphany on the spot when I saw these two men. There is a time in life that must be there, but there is no time in life. Don¡¯t force it~!
a: (Singing tune of the Three Auspicious Treasures) Tongtong?
b: Huh?
a: Where are all the handsome guys from East China Normal University?
b: Moving to Minhang!
a: Is there no one left in the headquarters?
b: Yes, I¡¯m going to graduate!
a: Then there should be some leftover, right?
b: I¡¯m playing World of Warcraft in the dormitory.
ab: Hey there are only a handful of men in Hua Normal University
a: Yes. yes. The yin energy in East China Normal University is particularly strong every summer. But you can watch Laika Good Man, there are a lot of handsome guys there!
b: A good man? I heard that This Good Man is a program specially created by Dragon TV for us, the girls from East China Normal University, considering the lack of yang energy in East China Normal University! But when it comes to good men, I feel even more melancholy. Never heard of such a sentence? If you haven¡¯t watched Good Man, you wouldn¡¯t know that there are so many weird men in the world! There are not as many handsome guys in Good Guys as there are in Super Girl!
b: (Singing of Andy Lau's "The Next Life") Searching and searching, walking on the campus of East China Normal University, there are always no handsome guys in sight. Everywhere you look, there are only beauties. Searching bit by bit, there is no point in searching anymore. Next to the handsome boy are even more beautiful beauties. I know that the college entrance examination is not easy and I must be careful when filling out my application form. Why did I choose to come here? In fact, it is not easy for ugly men. We should cherish them even more. We can only pray that in the next life, they will meet God with good eyes
a: (Singing of Rene Liu's "Later") Later, I finally learned how to love. You had disappeared into the sea of ??people. Later, I finally understood through tears that only by walking out can we fall in love.
b: I heard two boys chatting two days ago. It¡¯s really classic.
a: I heard that your girlfriend is from China Normal University?
b: Hey, how could I be so lucky?
a: Haha, I¡¯ve heard of more classic ones! Hey, I heard that your boyfriend is from China Normal University?
b: Bah, your boyfriend is from China Normal University!
a: This hurts your self-esteem too much. The boys in our school have always been very popular.
b: Yes. One thing Tongji boys often say is - I am handsome, but I am helpless. The boys in our school always say - I am ugly, but I am very popular!
b: I remember when I was a freshman in high school, I was just in love with a young girl, and our class teacher told me, can't you wait any longer? When you get to college, there will be nothing like that! Now that I have come to East China Normal University, I have discovered, wow, it really has everything!
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"What and what! What: play in Fudan, live in Jiaotong University, eat in Tongji, love in China Normal University! What do you want us boys from China Normal University to do?" Captain No. 4 was very angry. China Normal University itself There were very few boys, but there were many helpful friends from China Normal University in the stands. They were piled up in various stands. The cheering was just a cover, and most of them came to pick up the girls from China Normal University.
"Huali has nothing, so he can't attract girls!" Team member No. 23 said.
"Wow, wow, we will sweep through East China Normal University today, let those girls see how powerful our Huali boys are!" No. 10 was furious.
"Come on, it's not your turn to be in the spotlight! You didn't see how powerful our Xu Wenduo was. By then, the girls from China Normal University were attracted, but they were all lured away by him. Look at what he brought Those beauties who came here will know it. If you don¡¯t have sex with him, I¡¯ll chop off your head and give it to you!¡± Player No. 11 said.
"Why do I need your pig head? Do you think I have the same pig brain as you? If I don't have any legs, why would I follow you?"
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"I can't stand it anymore, I must pick up a girl from China Normal University and go home today!" No. 23 roared and came on stage.
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