"I almost don't recognize you when you look like this, little fox." Saying that, with an innocent smile, Dante took the silver plate filled with cakes from Daji's hand. Daji subconsciously let go, then reacted and said in surprise: "Master, why are you here?"
Dante picked up a piece of pastry and stuffed it into his mouth without politeness and said: "Of course I'm here to meet your master."
Daji was speechless, but she still complained: "But this place is guarded by the Vientiane Formation, and it's not a place where you can just come in if you want."
Dante stuffed another piece of pastry into his mouth, but he still said clearly: "But I just stood here." Hearing this, Daji dropped her shoulders, with a disappointed and helpless expression on her face. With her level, it was completely impossible to predict how much energy Dante's level would have.
As if thinking of something, Daji raised her head again: "But my master said that this law is a formation that even saints cannot enter at will. You think so, master." After speaking, he turned around and asked Nuwa.
Nuwa nodded her chin and said a little uncertainly: "Theoretically, this is indeed the case, but you ask me how my little husband got here."
"Little husband, how did you find him~~~, master, what did you call him just now?" As if she had been frightened, all nine of Daji's tails came out and waved in the space.
"My little husband."
"Little old man, father-in-law, father-in-law, father-in-law, father-in-law." Daji spoke with vibrato, and after talking about seven princesses in one breath, she stopped and said: "But I don't remember that you have a husband, master. No, it's the master who is right."
Nuwa¡¯s face now lost the seriousness of being a master and turned into something playful and disrespectful. "He proposed to me just now, and I said yes."
Hearing this, Da Ji sweated a little on her face, thinking in her mind whether the thoughts of experts like them were so casual. Of course, she would not say this thought out loud if it hit her, "But Master, isn't this too fast?" That's right, he just proposed. You guys are not married yet, so you are calling me husband now. Isn't it too soon?" As he spoke, his face was as red as his ass.
Nuwa shook her head slightly, with a "happy" smile on her face. With a strong hint of morbidity, she said this: "Little disciple, you have only lived for 1,001,1914 years. You don't know my loneliness, and you can't fully understand the love of eternal waiting.".
Although tens of millions of years are just a long time for human beings, it is indeed a fantasy time. But calculated based on the time pace of the Eastern Universe, it is only the time it takes for a newborn baby to mature and enter society.
Daji¡¯s face returned to normal, and she looked at Nuwa with confusion in her eyes. After thinking about it for a while, I finally asked something that was stuck in my heart: "Master, are you with the master? Master, he has known him for a long time."
Nuwa nodded and replied: "Indeed, we have known each other for a long time. You think so, little husband."
Dante has already finished a plate of pastries. Wiping his mouth with his sleeve, he replied: "Honey, whatever you say is what it is."
Daji listened to the intimate terms used by the two people in front of her, using the term "little husband" that was so sticky that she was covered in lumps, and the term "wife" that was casual and matter-of-fact. Da is already full of intelligence.
"you?".
Daji was speechless and finally only said these two words. She took a deep breath to digest this very violent information. After digesting it, Daji thought of other things.
"Master, this man is very carefree. When I was on the Lunar Star, I saw him propose to three moon gods at the same time."
Nuwa became interested and said, "What about the result?"
"The three moon gods did not reply immediately, but I clearly remember that one month later, he"
Looking at Daji, who was covering her arms and legs and looking at the person involved, Nuwa still said with a playful smile: "My dear husband, do you mind if she goes on?".
Dante spread his hands very openly and shook his head to show that it didn't matter.
Daji felt that the atmosphere at the scene was a bit strange. It should be said that it was not the scene she imagined, but there were some things that she was unhappy about. Daji did not want to fall into the sweet talk of such a philandering master with whom she had lived for so many years. A bunch of women fighting for a man.
¡°In the next month, he climbed into the rooms of the three goddesses and did everything he needed to do.¡±
¡°Pa~~pa~~pa~~pa~~pa¡±.
Nuwa clapped her hands and looked at Dante, with a playful smile on her face, "You really can't tell by appearance, I didn't expect you to be this kind of person." She touched her chest and continued with her smile unchanged. : "No wonderOnly then will you pounce directly on me without hesitation."
Dante ignored Daji who was glaring at him and said: "I will take the initiative and will not let go of any opportunity for a girl who loves me."
"abnormal".
As Daji said, she also took out her own weapon, which was also the Queen's exclusive weapon, a whip.
Nuwa who was on the throne applauded again, and then said: "Although I really like you very much, it seems that my apprentice doesn't like you very much now."
"It doesn't matter, I'll just marry you as your apprentice."
"I won't pretend I didn't hear this speech, Daji, what do you think?"
After Nuwa finished speaking, Daji reflexively said: "Master, there must be something fishy about this matter, your sister is a big pervert." After saying that, a whip was thrown over.
Dante jumped easily, and after dodging, he made a mistake in the air and reached the open space on the other side.
"It seems that your apprentice has a tendency to do sex, but I am not prepared to do it." While talking, Dante dodged Daji's pure whip attack again.
"Oh, I still want to use that posture when I was intimate with you that day."
At this moment, Danding grabbed the whip whipped by Daji and smashed it against the pillar next to him.
"No matter what posture, I can accept it. No matter what, I have experienced hundreds of battles."
"Well, it seems that I will be blessed in the future."
Listening to such an impure conversation between the two 'adults', Daji felt uneasy with her complaints. Before she could turn around in the air, she hit the golden pillar with her whip, fell to the ground, touched her head, and then After getting up, I happened to see my master and his ten-year master looking at him with unscrupulous eyes that said, "This kid is having fun."
He said with a bit of a smile: "Can you be more serious?".
"certainly". x2.
Looking at the two people who had 100% synchronicity and looked like a couple, Daji couldn't stop complaining. She also understood in her heart that these two people were working together to 'play' with her, although she also knew the word 'play' Very very very indecent.
At this time, Nuwa smiled and said: "It's almost dinner, but I'm not hungry at all. Husband, what do you think?"
"Honey, there must be something fishy at this time, why don't you go to my house and have some simple food first and then think about it."
"Good".
"Of course".
"Hello". The last word is "can't keep up with the rhythm of speaking", which comes from the classic complaining skill of Tucao Daji. One word that can make fun of everything and everything, hello.
Dante first blew a kiss to Nuwa and performed the opening move of 'Salty Superman', "Explode! Reality; shatter! Spirit!; I will step on the invisible boundary and exile this world!" .
"Second grade two?"
"You understand?".
"certainly!".
¡°Surfing?¡±.
¡°Go online!¡±.
"I see!".
"Have you passed the second grade today?"
I saw Nuwa raising her thumb, showing her bright teeth, and said in a flash of light, "Of course."
At this time, Daji, who felt more and more abandoned by them, stepped in again and resorted to all-purpose complaints in order to follow in their footsteps.
¡°Hello~~~¡±.
With one day, Dante and Nuwa no longer use certain code words, although this kind of code language is quite painful.
At this time, a strange light shot out from Dante's arm, and a red wooden door appeared in the open space. He opened the wooden door and turned around and said to the two of them: "Hurry up, today should be the day when God comes out. You guys are so awesome." It¡¯s a blessing.¡±
¡°God!! Legendary food, do you have it?¡±.
"My sister has it."
"you have not".
"My 'sister' has it."
"Oh, your sister has it."
"My sister really has one."
"You two adults, can you please come and go together? Let's talk after we all go in." It is said that once they are born, they are familiar with each other twice, and they are good friends three times. Maybe they are used to it. At this time, Daji was complaining without raising her eyes or frowning.
Danding and Nuwa looked at each other and both smiled.
The three of them buried themselves into the wooden door together. As the three of them entered, the wooden door also vaporized and disappeared in the hall.
After the three people entered, they arrived in an impermanent desert. explainIt is impermanence, which refers to the climate here and the residents living here.
It is clear and daytime in the sky, and you can still see the sun, but strangely, it is raining. Of course, if it is just like this "white sky and snow", it is not impermanent. What is truly impermanent is that these rains are candies. This is unexpected. It was an unprecedented rain of candy. Bathing in the rain of candy was a frog that exuded the scent of jelly. It was jumping up and down, and occasionally opened its mouth to devour the candy.
"Your world is really crazy, eh, but it's very good~~" Nuwa opened her mouth to catch the candy, filled her mouth with stuffing, chewed, and jumped with a popping sound. When it came out, Daji, who took one next to her and was holding it in her mouth, was stunned. She was so domineering.
¡°Master, can you be normal? Hello~~¡±.
As soon as she finished speaking, she heard the same voice next to her.
Turn around.
I also saw Dante, who was imitating Nuwa's way of eating sweets.
Her cute little face was bulging irregularly at this moment. Amidst the banging sound, Daji cleverly covered her ears and squatted down. After she lowered her head, she realized that this desert was actually It's made of candy. To be continued. .
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