On the first day of the premiere of "A Chinese Ghost Story", Wang Zirong, who was sent to Green Island and imprisoned for more than a year, finally escaped and returned. If I hadn¡¯t said hello in advance and not to be pushy, I¡¯m afraid all my friends on the road in Taipei would have gone to the pier to pick me up.
¡°Including the six months before the verdict, Wang Zirong lost two full years of freedom this time.
In order to avoid countless social interactions and troubles, Wang Zirong did not go home after being released from prison. Instead, he hid in his younger brother's Caoshan villa. He doesn't know much about the outside world yet and needs some time to buffer. Meeting people now is not interesting.
Wang Zijun teased his two-month-old son Wang Ning and said, "Brother, dad wants you to farm in rural areas in mainland China for two years."
"Ahemare you kidding me?" Wang Zirong, who was eating watermelon, choked and coughed.
Wang Zijun said: "My father said that farming can cultivate your character and cultivate your moral integrity, and it can eliminate the anger in your heart."
Wang Zirong said: "I can't tell him clearly."
"Woowow" the little guy suddenly started crying.
"Oh, don't cry, don't cry. Let's go find mom The genealogy and ancestral hall have already been prepared. I'm waiting for you to come out and leave for the mainland next week." After Wang Zijun finished speaking, he ignored him and went to find his mother with his son in his arms. went.
"I have something to do next weekHey, did you hear that?" Before Wang Zirong could finish his words, Wang Zijun had already walked upstairs.
Among the women at home, Lin Qingxia is working in the company, Zhao Yazhi is filming "The Story of Qianlong" on Jiashi in Hong Kong, and Teresa Teng is busy outside with her comeback and concerts. Audrey Hepburn was the most outrageous and went to Africa to do charity. Moreover, she was doing charity work for AIDS patients. Wang Zijun was worried and arranged a bunch of bodyguards for her.
Now at home, there are only Hong Xiaoqiao, who has just given birth to a baby, and Lin Fengjiao, who is content to be a housewife.
Of course, there are two sons, Wang Di, who is two years old, and Wang Ning, who is two months old. The rest of the kids. They are all at school preparing for final exams.
In the gym, Lin Fengjiao was doing yoga alone, while Hong Xiaoqiao was sitting on the treadmill to get back in shape after giving birth. Two-year-old Wang Di is driving a toy car while being pushed by a Filipino maid.
"Dad!" As soon as Wang Zijun entered, Wang Di stood up happily, ran over and jumped up and down holding Wang Zijun's legs.
Wang Zijun patted Wang Di on the head. He said to Hong Xiaoqiao: "Your son keeps crying, does he need to breastfeed?"
"My son is not your son!" Hong Xiaoqiao ignored him and ran to take a shower before coming back to pick up his son, taking out her white breasts and stuffing them into the little guy's mouth. The little guy who had been crying just now calmed down immediately.
Wang Zijun came up with his fourth son, Wang Ning, and then carried his third son, Wang Di, back. He ran into the living room, pointed at Wang Zirong, and taught, "This is your bad uncle. Adi, please call me bad uncle."
Wang Di¡¯s articulation is not as sharp as his mother Teresa Teng, at the instigation of his father. "Uncle Dandan," she shouted in a sweet voice.
Wang Zirong was angry and funny after hearing this: "I said if you don't teach me well, my image in the hearts of my nephews will be ruined in the future."
"Your son has been taught badly by you, why do you need me to destroy him?" Wang Zijun said.
"Did that boy Shuhan get into trouble again?" Wang Zirong asked.
Wang Zijun said: "I beat up the teacher at the boarding school a few days ago, and now I am forced to transfer to another school. It gives me a headache."
Wang Zirong was so angry that he slapped the table and said, "This kid. It's okay to hit classmates, but how can you hit the teacher? You don't respect teachers at all!"
What does it mean to hit a classmate? Wang Zijun was speechless for a while. With such words and deeds, it would be strange not to raise a little overlord.
¡°Well, actually Wang Zijun is not qualified to criticize others. His eldest son Lin Yi is only 11 years old, and I heard he has already had several girlfriends. Although these girlfriends are just like playing house, the most they hold hands and kiss.
This guy is serious, how can a woman change her back and forth? When you are someone's boyfriend, you should be responsible to the end. It's better to have only a few things to do than to be tired of the old. It¡¯s true that a child cannot be taught!
Wang Zijun felt a headache when he thought of his son, and decided to take him to see Yun Laodao this time when he returned to the mainland. Didn't Lao Tao say that Lin Yi was destined to fall in love?
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At the entrance of many cinemas in Hong Kong, movie fans are making difficult choices.
"Watching "Eagle" or "A Chinese Ghost Story"?"
¡°Of course I¡¯ll watch A Chinese Ghost Story, which Jun Ye directed and starred in.¡±
"I heard that "Eagle Project" is Cheng Long's super blockbuster, and its cost is more than three times that of "A Chinese Ghost Story."
"The more money you have, the better it looks."
"I just like watching ChengDragon's martial arts movie is funny and beautiful. "
¡°Then you buy your ticket and I¡¯ll buy mine.¡±
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What is very dramatic is that the Chinese-language film with the largest investment this year, "Eagle Project", collided with the release date of Wang Zijun's "A Chinese Ghost Story".
It doesn¡¯t matter if there is a car crash. After all, it¡¯s only during the summer vacation and no one has to give way to anyone.
After all, Master Jun is Master Jun, and his appeal is much greater than that of Brother Long.
Le Yun bought a movie ticket for "A Chinese Ghost Story" and walked into the cinema alone. After she came to Hong Kong, she didn't have much time to watch movies. But when she was in mainland China, she would go to see movies every three days - the lowest ticket price in mainland China was only five cents, and the most expensive one was only fifty cents.
The reason why I came to see "A Chinese Ghost Story" is because it is Wang Zijun's movie.
Le Yun¡¯s impression of Wang Zijun was only admiration when she was in mainland China. Inexplicably, she followed her mother to Hong Kong, saying that she wanted to be Wang Zijun's mistress. Le Yun began to hate Wang Zijun again.
???????????? Then she became some kind of personal assistant of his, doing nothing but going to the university every day to attend lectures, and paying her wages every month. This made Le Yun more and more confused, not knowing what Wang Zijun was planning.
Le Yun also worked five odd jobs besides attending classes. She just hoped to earn more money and repay her mother's hundreds of thousands of gambling debts as soon as possible. It's a pity that her careless mother and younger brother made her savings grow. Between an old mother who is still a bad gambler and a younger brother who started eating, drinking and having fun before he reached adulthood, how could Le Yun save money?
The most helpless thing is that her mother and brother thought she was really Wang Zijun's little wife. They had endless pocket money every month, and they asked for money more and more harshly every time.
The five characters "Wang Zijun's Works" appeared on the screen, and the screening hall finally became quiet.
The picture is cold and terrifying. A scholar in Lanruo Temple is reading at night, and a gorgeous woman suddenly appears. The scholar is attracted to it, and then there is a sex scene that makes people blush and heartbeat.
At first, the audience thought it was a Hong Kong ghost fox story, just like Li Hanxiang's Feng Yue works; suddenly the scholar's face changed drastically and he screamed, and the audience thought it was a horror ghost story.
Until Ning Caichen appeared.
"Master Jun has appeared."
¡°The scholar played by Wang Zijun is so handsome.¡±
"Shh, be quiet."
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"The road of life is as long as dreams.
The wind and frost are blowing on the road, and the wind and frost are blowing on your face.
In the world of mortals, dreams have many directions.
Looking for love in the dreamy center,
The road is full of people"
In the midst of Leslie Cheung¡¯s singing, a somewhat silly bag appeared in front of the audience.
As the bun smashed the stone, the theater finally burst into laughter for the first time. The subsequent scene of Xia Hou killing the thieves was quite bloody, but because Ning Caichen was standing there, the audience wanted to laugh no matter how they watched it.
Entering Guobei County again, various lunatic extras caused bursts of laughter. Only then did people think: It turns out that this is not a romance movie or a horror movie, but a comedy.
Especially those unlucky mummies who wanted to suck the blood of scholars, but were teased by Ning Caichen unintentionally time and time again, and eventually turned into thick water, which made the audience laugh so hard that they shed tears.
It wasn¡¯t until Xiaoqian, the female ghost played by Wang Juexian, appeared that the laughter finally stopped, and the male audience began to stare at the screen intently.
In the first Miss Asia beauty pageant the year before last, Wang Xuexian made it into the top three by virtue of her high score in the national costume section. At that time, everyone had already seen her classical beauty.
But when she appeared on the screen, her white clothes fluttered and her long sleeves fluttered, she was no longer playing a female ghost. She was clearly a female ghost, and that¡¯s what Nie Xiaoqian should look like!
After Wang Juexian, there will be no more Nie Xiaoqian.
The male viewers began to put themselves in the shoes of that foolish and lucky scholar, wishing they could also have a love affair with a ghost.
Later, there were news reports that for a long time after "A Chinese Ghost Story" was released, people kept running to the cemetery in the countryside. Finally, two men who were waiting for the female ghost in the cemetery bumped into each other. They both thought the other was a ghost and were so frightened that they went crazy. Finally, there were fewer people guarding the grave waiting for the ghost.
???????????????? Not only men, but also the female ghost Xiaoqian, who looked pitiful to me, and even Leyun, a woman, was also very excited and unable to feel jealous.
With a budget five to six times that of the original work, Wang Zijun's version of "A Chinese Ghost Story" has extraordinary special effects and has completely reached international standards. The immersive scenes of ghosts and monsters amazed the audience, as well as the terrifying scene of thousands of heads flying out when the old Black Mountain demon was killed.?It scared the timid audience to the point of numbness.
Until the end of the film, the audience was silent and angry.
"Damn, I thought Ning Caichen and Nie Xiaoqian would be together, what kind of bullshit screenwriter!"
"The screenwriter and director are both Wang Zijun. Why don't you fly to Taiwan and beat him up?"
"Next time Wang Zijun comes to Hong Kong, I will give him a beating."
"I think this ending is pretty good."
"That's right, the two of them look great together. I have to send Xiaoqian's golden pagoda back to the countryside for burial."
"Didn't you say there will be a sequel? Do you think Xiaoqian will be reincarnated to be with Ning Caichen?"
"When he is reincarnated and grows up, Ning Caichen will become an uncle."
"What's wrong, uncle? Uncle can't fall in love."
"Why do you care so much? Just wait and see the sequel."
"Hey, do you think "Eagle Project" will be as good as "A Chinese Ghost Story"? How about going to watch "Eagle Project" again?"
"What a bullshit. The ending of "A Chinese Ghost Story" made me depressed to death."
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