Chapter 137: Fei Yin¡¯s collapse, an inhumane sure-kill move
"Surrender, female magician, you still have time to surrender now"
This is the ultimatum issued by the funeral march to Fei Yin on her deathbed.
One is a completely defeated undead warrior who is clinging to his last breath of life, and the other is an ice magician who has not suffered any damage and always controls the initiative in the battle. Can you imagine that the former is actually trying to persuade the latter to surrender in a showy manner? ¡ª¡ªI have never seen anything so ridiculous in my life.
The most ridiculous thing about this matter is that this unashamed undead warrior looks very serious and does not seem to be joking at all.
This scene was so funny that it made me feel an ominous chill from the bottom of my heart.
The bold words of the funeral march came so unexpectedly that Fei Yin was stunned on the spot after hearing it, and she even forgot to cast a spell on her opponent that was ready to go.
"Youwhat did you say?" Fei Yin blinked and asked with a confused look on her face. She must have been really doubting that she had heard her correctly¡ªbecause that's what I was doubting at the moment.
"You surrender immediately and jump off the ring voluntarily, and I will let you go!" The funeral march's Dalu Common Tongue was spoken fluently, with the special hoarse ending of the Decayer, and every word sounded like a sculpture The portrait on the gold coin is so clear and conclusive.
After hearing her opponent's words clearly, Fei Yin frowned, and at the same time the corners of her mouth were slightly raised. Her expression looked like she was really angry or mocking. However, she probably also felt a hint of danger from her opponent's abnormal behavior. She raised her staff in front of her with both hands warily, and used a tough tone to cover up her inner panic:
"Did you take the wrong medicine? Now I have the advantage! Even if you have to surrender, you should be the one to surrender, right?"
"Hey" Funeral March sighed, as if talking to himself, but also as if he was making a statement to us, and said slowly: "Actually, I really don't want to do this, but you force me like this every time. I¡¡"
From the other side of the ring, the noisy shouts of our previously defeated opponents came:
"No, President, you are going to use this trick again" the undead lich evil spirit yelled. Obviously this is not the first time that this funeral march has used such a trick.
"President, it's already despicable to use such bad tactics after you can't beat a girl. But what's even more despicable is that since we got here, you've failed to beat her every time. It's so despicable and shameless. " The fallen vampire knight I Love to Bask in the Sun criticized righteously and sternly, with the chivalrous demeanor of an upright gentleman - but it seemed that he had no intention of stopping him.
"With such a bad guild president like you, I believe our guild will never be able to recruit another female player besides your sister" Troll Swordsman I'm Ugly But I'm Long-lasting seems to be worried about the tricks their guild leader is about to use. He was disgusted and glanced at the dark elf shadow believer next to him with a sad face.
"It's so disgusting and scary, no one dares to look at it" The female dark elf brain surgery correspondence graduate was even more frightened at this time. She covered her face with her hands and turned her back to the ring, saying to her comrades around her, "Wait a minute. After he finished letting me go, he asked me to open my eyes"
From the words of his opponents, we can know that Funeral March in the ring probably still retains a very powerful and insidious special move, but I really can't imagine what kind of move he has mastered. With his mysterious skills, he actually believed that he could reverse this inevitable defeat in one fell swoop and kill his opponent with full vitality in one blow.
At this time, Fei Yin on the stage did not dare to neglect. She very carefully cast a layer of "Ice Armor" on herself, and then covered it with a layer of magical stance, raising her physical and magical defense capabilities to the extreme, preparing to Welcome the coming devastating blow of the undead warrior.
However, the facts soon proved to us: all her preparations were in vain. No matter how careful she was, her efforts were destined to be in vain when faced with the soul-killing blow of the Funeral March
"Go!" On the ring, the Undead Warrior Funeral March suddenly opened his mouth and spat out a small piece of black object from his gaping mouth. Then he roared loudly and threw the object towards Fei Yin. , hit the chest impartially - but the strange thing is that this little thing does not explode like ordinary magic attacks after hitting the target, nor does it bring physical effects like long-range weapons such as flying knives and bows. In fact, Fei Yin did not suffer any damage after being hit by it, not even a drop of blood splashed, and her health value was??is unscathed. The small hidden weapon also lay quietly on Fei Yin's robe, neither disappearing nor falling.
What the hell is going on - I looked puzzled for a while under the ring - was it dodged? Impossible, it was clearly a hit. Skill resistance? Attack ineffective? Then there should at least be a prompt message, right? How could there be no reaction at all?
I was wondering why there was no response to this attack, but Fei Yin reacted immediately - and it was a very violent reaction:
"Ah" A shrill scream suddenly burst out from the mouth of our respected president. The sound was as sharp as countless steel needles being inserted into you one by one by a huge force. scalp, penetrated your skull, and stirred your brain back and forth, cutting off all the nerves in your head one by one, and then poured a pot of molten steel into your ears, even knocking you The thoughts are boiling through. Before this, I simply could not imagine that a weak human being could scream so heart-wrenchingly that even his soul would be vomited from his vocal cords.
"No! Help" Fei Yin looked down at her chest on the ring, her eyes almost bulging out of her sockets, her face was frighteningly white, her face was horrified, and she was hiding from her feet. She kept shouting hysterically, raising her arms above her head and waving them high. She simply didn't know where to put them. Even the precious staff was thrown off the ring by her in a panic. Look, Going up there was so scary that it was like witnessing the end of the world.
It was only then that I saw the black thing on her body clearly. It was not a magic prop, nor was it a powerful hidden weapon. It was just a common black insect that often appeared in dark and damp corners of the room. Generally speaking, people call it "cockroach". The cockroach currently lying on Fei Yin is obviously a pet belonging to the funeral march of the undead warriors, because on the top of its head, there is a bright yellow soul mark, showing the name of this pet's soul. ¡ª¡ªcockroach.
It must be noted that in this world, in addition to the battle pets tamed by animal trainers, there is another kind of pet, and this kind of pet is purely a playmate for the owner to place his love and pass the time, and has no other role. . Each race has its own preferred recreational pets. For example, humans like to keep cats and pigeons, vampires like to keep leeches and bats, elves like to keep butterflies and flower fairies, and dark elves usually keep ground tortoises and marmots. The dwarves who are proficient in machinery are not very interested in living pets. If possible, they prefer to carry a mechanical bird with them; and the decadent undead tribe obviously has its own unique aesthetic habits in choosing pets¡ª¡ª They are keen on raising cockroaches and rats.
To be honest, except for these rotten skeletons, no one would like these filthy creatures that grew out of the dank and rotten place - in fact, not even the undead themselves like these ugly creatures. pets, so the undead are the race with the fewest pets in the world, and the ones who keep cockroaches in their mouths like the man in front of us are unique. When I think of Funeral March actually putting this kind of thing intact in its mouth, letting it gnaw at the remaining rotten flesh in its skull, I can't help but feel a chill in my heart.
Like other recreational pets, although this ugly insect looks disgusting, it has no offensive power at all and is unlikely to cause even the slightest harm to anyone. But the strange thing is that it seems to have become the natural enemy of most female intelligent creatures in the world for no reason. Many female warrior monks who are brave and strong-tempered are not even afraid to challenge the violent and powerful jackals, tigers and leopards with their bare hands, but they are helpless in front of this delicate insect that will die if they are stepped on. They even dare not wear thick boots even with tears streaming down their face. Step on it - I once saw a majestic and powerful female half-orc berserker scared to death by a cockroach, and less than two minutes before, she had just used her two-handed battle ax to kill two The adventurers of the Doomsday Empire were hacked to pieces.
It is obvious that our respected eldest lady also belongs to this kind of women suffering from "congenital phobia of cockroaches", and her condition is many times more severe than others
"Hurry up and take it away!" Fei Yin shouted on the ring, tapping her feet helplessly, as if she was dancing a heroic dance to celebrate victory unique to the tauren. Her originally rosy and pretty little mouth was now so scared that she almost grinned to her ears. Her lips were blue and purple, and she looked like she was about to go into shock. She twisted her thumbs and index fingers with her hands, shaking off the robe she was wearing, trying to shake off Xiaoqiang, but Xiaoqiang seemed to be sewn to the clothes by the threads, no matter how hard she beat it off, she remained unmoved. Do not move. Not only could it not be shaken off, but it was also interesting to swim upstream towards Fei Yin's pussy.The mouth slowly climbed up.
"You'd better surrender quickly" During the time when Fei Yin and Xiao Qiang were fighting, Funeral March gracefully did not launch any attacks. He slowly walked to Fei Yin and advised her very sincerely: "if you don't surrender, I will control it and crawl onto your face."
"No" This sentence was simply more effective than the magic that controls the mind. As soon as he finished speaking, our president fell down from the ring with a "pop" and gave up this easy victory. . As soon as she jumped off the ring, Fei Yin immediately pulled a body in front of her eyes, wrapped her arms around his neck, and crawled into his arms with her eyes closed and her head lowered.
Damn it, there are so many people here, why did she catch me?
This is the first time in my life that I have had such close contact with a woman of the opposite sex, and aside from my bad personality and temper, in terms of Fei Yin¡¯s appearance, this starting point is not too high. This sudden warm embrace suddenly made my breathing quicken, my heart beat faster, and I felt a suffocating dizziness from within. Unfortunately, the reason why I had such a strong reaction had nothing to do with the youthful feelings and the beautiful longing for spring. It was purely because that Fei Yin strangled my neck tightly.
I don¡¯t know if Fei Yin¡¯s movements had been gentler, whether my first embrace with a beautiful woman would have been warmer and more beautiful, and would have left me with a happy and sweet memory in the long future. But the reality is that there was nothing comforting about this warm and over-the-top hug, so that for a long time afterwards, I felt lingering fear every time I thought about it.
I waved my arms desperately, trying to take this hysterical mad woman off my body, but she actually learned the advanced choke skills that only monks could practice without any teacher, and her two slender little arms were Like two hard steel cables, it made me roll my eyes in an instant.
"Hurry and help me take it off, it has climbed to my neck" Our president pressed his head against my chest while screaming at the top of his lungs. I felt like my lungs were about to be squeezed. She squeezed out.
So I could only shout along with her: "Help me get her down, I can't breathe anymorecough coughhelp"
"Come onahemhelp me pull her away. What are you two doing standing there?" Looking at Xiange Yayi and Yangjiang who were stunned, I yelled at them angrily, saying to them at this moment The attitude of sitting back and watching was very dissatisfying.
"This" Yangjia said with a troubled expression, "If she is a man, everything would be easy, but how can we do it with her like this? It's inconvenient to pull and pull"
"Yes, yes" Xian Ge Yayi also looked embarrassed, "even though she has a bad temper, is greedy for money, is stingy, and likes to bully others, but no matter what, she is still a woman after all, so Not so good¡¡
Damn it, you two grown men are so coquettish when you pull a woman, how come this woman pulls me so smoothly Ah, don't twist my arm Oh, I've already started to bleed
"Helpit has crawled onto my eyescome and help" These two old-fashioned guys were still hesitating, and the woman in my arms screamed like a cat whose tail was stepped on. The screaming started, and the harsh sound waves almost knocked me into a coma.
"There's a fart in your eye Ahem The cockroach has already run away" I was forced into a tight hug by the panicked president, and I said to her while frothing at the mouth and dying, "Then It's it's my saliva I've been whirring choked by you until I can't breathe"
After all the hard work, we finally dispelled the president¡¯s hallucination about cockroaches crawling around her face. She lay firmly in my arms, finally mustering up the courage, and gently squinted half of her eyes. She didn't feel relieved until she confirmed that the cockroach named "Xiao Qiang" was lying safely on the ring. Come. Even so, Miss Feiyin still subconsciously held on to my armor and couldn't help but tremble in my arms, while still sobbing softly - it seemed that she was really frightened.
"Hey" Seeing our usually all-powerful and unscrupulous president being frightened into this state, unspeakable annoyance and anger welled up in our hearts. Xian Ge Yayi was so angry that she yelled at the ring: "Don't you feel ashamed to bully a girl like this?"
"I'm sorry, I'm sorry" Surprisingly, the funeral marcher on the stage had a guilty look on his face, and there was no trace of the arrogant and cruel nature of a warrior of the apocalyptic empire.
"I have no choice. I justI wanted to scare her, but I didn't expect her to be so afraid of cockroaches. I really didn't mean to do it. I'm so sorry, so sorry" He apologized and bowed to us with his fists in hand.
Their attitude of pleading guilty is so good that it is difficult for us to pursue the case any further. And, to be honest, strictly speaking, it's hard to accuse him of doing anything egregious - he just threw a bug away.
"Um" After a long apology, Funeral March suddenly said hesitantly, "Do you still want to fight in the next duel? I won't admit defeat. There is another beautiful woman coming up below you. What if I try again? She was also scared"
In our questioning gazes, Yan Zhen looked indifferent. She looked coldly at the undead warriors on the stage, her beautiful big eyes clearly showing the contempt and disdain in her heart. She casually combed the long hair around her ears, nodded gently with an expressionless face, reached out and took the huge bronze ax stuck in her back like a door panel in her hand, and slowly stepped onto the ring.
Soon, on the dome of the temple, a drop of melted ice water fell from the roof under the guidance of the gods, and landed in the center of the ring, making a crisp echo. A second later, a rainbow appeared from where the ice water dropped. Take off, kicking off the final battle of this confrontation.
"Be careful, I'm coming" After shouting, Funeral March immediately repeated his old tricks, raised his hand and threw out his pet cockroach Xiaoqiang, followed by holding a sword in his hand and pounced towards the wild geese formation.
To his surprise, our Elf Tamer did not summon his battle pet at the beginning of the battle like others.
He didn¡¯t know that although every ability of Yan Zhen¡¯s battle pet was quite outstanding, because its vitality was too weak, it could not be used in one-on-one battles and could only play a role in team adventures. In fact, the wild goose formation that can play a role in team battles far exceeds that of ordinary beast tamers. In single combat, it can only play the role of half a beast tamer at most - this was probably when the Supreme God created the world. A manifestation of the principle of "fairness".
According to common sense, for an undead warrior whose life is already quite fragile, what he should worry about most is the wild goose formation's pet. In his calculation, Yan Zhen himself should be confused by the cockroach, but if she still has a powerful pet, it will still be difficult to win with his fragile vitality.
But now, the opponent did not summon any of his combat companions, which made Funeral March overjoyed. In his opinion, the long-haired elf trainer was probably frightened by the cockroach in front of him and didn't know what to do. He immediately picked up his long sword and chased his pet cockroach towards the wild goose formation.
As a beast tamer, Yan Zhen did not use her battle pets, but as a warrior who defeated the enemy with close combat, Funeral March actually led the battle with her own pets that had no combat power - this was really a topsy-turvy duel.
Soon, Funeral March discovered how wrong his judgment was:
Just when he thought he had succeeded and was about to get close to Yan Zhen and knock his opponent off the ring, suddenly, a surging brass-colored ax shadow hit him and struck him down.
The big ax passed by and blood splattered everywhere.
This unexpected and ferocious attack came so suddenly that the funeral march immediately stood on the spot, forgetting even simple blocks and counterattacks. I guess he has never seen such a woman in his life. Instead of screaming in panic after seeing a cockroach, she seemed to be inspired to become even more violent.
The huge ax was swung vigorously in the hands of Yan Zhen, and the brass-colored shadow of the ax was like a blooming piranha, blooming along with the layers of blood flying all over the sky. The unlucky undead warriors were chopped until their bones were scattered everywhere, which was horrific to watch.
Finally, the elf tamer rose up with a bravery that could never appear on this race, and slashed down the funeral march's neck with a diagonal slash until the ribs on his chest fell apart one by one. The poor undead warrior suffered this very cruel blow, and his health points were immediately exhausted. His head tilted to one side softly, and his limbs collapsed and he fell to the ground. The end declared the end of this battle. Even so, Yan Zhen still refused to give up, and kicked him hard in the face, and kicked him off the ring with a "pop" sound.
After finishing the massacre cleanly, Yan Zhen put the ax back on his back again, his expression suddenly became gentle and vivid. She gently patted the dust off her hands, then bent down, carefully held the cockroach in front of her feet in the palm of her left hand, and gently tapped its head with the index finger of her right hand.