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- Chapter 120: The most miserable death is to die in the light of day
"Hey, Mr. President? Where have you been playing these past few days? I'm so uh, um happy to see you." I forced a smile against my conscience and said, "Hi, Xiange, Yanzhen, it's been a long time Missing. Hey, wet nurse, are you there too? This is not a place where people of your level should come, so you have to be careful."
The ambiguous elf combination of the marksman Xian Ge Yayi and the beast tamer Yan Zhen walked together with Fei Yin, and our president's personal follower-the wet nurse in the candlelight who was only a thirty-third-level cow druid followed suit. Following them, like all the long-horned bumpkin tribesmen who had just left the desolate and ignorant grassland of the tauren tribe, they blinked their curious big eyes and looked at everything around them.
"I went on a trip two days ago, so I wasn't online" Fei Yin explained to me - she obviously didn't see that I didn't really want to know where she was. In fact, sometimes I'd rather It's better to never know - As she said that, she came closer to me and looked me up and down, then frowned slightly: "We haven't seen each other for so long, why haven't you changed into new equipment?"
"Forget it, I've been very unlucky recently. The missions I took on were all about saving the world, and they were not profitable at all. The mission rewards were not even enough to repair equipment. A few days ago, I"
"Okay, okay, everyone has this kind of virtue. They cry poverty when they see me in front of me. The guild's liquidity has been relatively abundant recently, so I'm not in a hurry to collect debts from you!" I just wanted to tell you about my recent experience. I have a lot of money. The president waved his hand impatiently and interrupted my statement.
I found that many times, when you tell a lie, you will inevitably be taken as the truth by others, but when you rarely tell the truth seriously, you will always be taken as a hypocritical lie by others - this series of misunderstandings and being Misunderstandings often make our lives unpredictable and helpless.
No matter what, even if it is a misunderstanding, it is always a good thing to make Fei Yin stop coveting my poor money bag. I secretly breathed a sigh of relief and asked, "What are you doing here? Is there anything I can do to help?"
Xian Ge Yayi shrugged her shoulders and said to me apologetically: "I originally had a mission to complete here, but we just made an appointment with Yangtze River Delta and Foxiao. The team is already full and I can't take you with me"
"That's greatcough coughI mean, it's such a pity." I immediately breathed a sigh of relief knowing that I didn't have to risk being skinned and sucked out of my marrow to fight side by side with our beloved president. Almost said the wrong thing. Fei Yin looked at me suspiciously, and I looked up at the sky at a pure 45-degree angle, letting the gentle wind blow my cheeks red.
"Hey, Foxiao, you really can't bear to talk about it. We just mentioned you." Suddenly, Xiange Yayi raised her arm and waved behind me. Following his gaze, Foxiao, a human swordsman with a scar on his face and a sword on his left and right, appeared in our field of vision.
Foxiao found our location in the crowd and walked over quickly: "Everyone is here, am I late? Sorry, I just finished a task, and I was delayed a bit while repairing equipment on the way."
"It's not too late, you still have an appointment that you haven't come to yet" I explained to him, "I have an urgent mission and I can't be with you."
"Huh, that's good. I'm relieved that there will be no delay." The swordsman in white nodded.
"Oh, by the way, Foxiao" At this point, Fei Yin seemed to suddenly remember something. She came over and lowered her voice and asked curiously, "I heard that your follower invited you to eat Aolong two days ago? What's the matter? How about that?" As he said that, our president licked his lips and looked maliciously at the Tauren Druid who was standing not far away looking at the tall buildings in a daze. His eyes seemed to be watching a person. A steaming whole beef feast is on the table.
"Yes, yes, how is it?" Xian Ge Yayi, Yan Zhen and I all asked in unison. Don¡¯t forget, when Foxiao was trying to grab a piece of tattered equipment for his monk follower ¡°I am your father¡±, the three of us were by his side through life and death. Of course, we had every reason for this. Please be concerned, especially me - strictly speaking, it was me who came forward to duel with the guild leader of the Knights of the Punishment Hammer, who has been obsessed with his dream all his life, and earned him this free dinner - even though this meal was mainly for him. The dinner party took place in a distant time and space in another world - but I was still very interested in it.
"This" Buddha's smiling expression suddenly became weird. His brows curled into an "eight" shape, and the muscles at the corners of his mouth twitched slightly, giving the impression that an unlucky guy had just taken a big bite of a green lemon fruit, which made his gums sore. I was having cramps, but out of etiquette I couldn't spit it out right away, and I couldn't swallow it whole in one gulp, so I could only hold it in my mouth.The awkward look of being in a dilemma.
"This is just a meal, just an ordinary meal haha" Foxiao covered it up with a fake smile.
"It's just an ordinary meal" Fei Yin screamed like a cat whose tail was stepped on. She probably realized that her reaction was a bit excessive and looked around shyly - of course , the most important thing was to take a peek at the wet nurse in the candlelight not far away, and found that this big-mouthed cow who had never seen the world was lying down and salivating enviously looking at the high-end equipment on passers-by, without even noticing our The conversation made me feel relieved.
"You are too greedy, that's a meal of Oolong! Oolong!!!" Fei Yin grabbed Foxiao's collar and lowered her voice and said through gritted teeth, "Even I only plan to knock on this. Silly girl, it¡¯s just a hot pot meal, but you¡¯re still here to get a cheap deal, and an ordinary meal is still still just ¡®just¡¯?!¡±
We know that there has never been a shortage of people with a spirit of self-deprecation and irony in this world. For example, the president who is standing in front of us - she can actually loudly accuse others of being "greedy" with confidence and shamelessness? So we can understand that the world is full of absurdist black humor.
Although I don't know exactly how expensive the "Olong" they call is an expensive delicacy, I am convinced that Foxiao obviously took advantage of it, otherwise the president would not have behaved so rudely - this is obviously because of the strong Jealousy - I don¡¯t know if it¡¯s an illusion, but the president¡¯s aqua-blue eyes seem to have a bit of excitement and ferocious red light. I can¡¯t guarantee that she didn¡¯t take advantage of the person in front of her that she couldn¡¯t take advantage of. The swordsman in white peeled off the shell, pulled out the hair, and ate the desire alive.
Could it be that the deadly undead toxin in Wagner has been infected with Fei Yin? I was secretly wary.
"Reallythere's really nothing to say" Foxiao leaned back in embarrassment. What's surprising is that when he faced the cannibalistic gaze of our president, he didn't feel any fear at all. But it just looks a littleawful?
"Fei Yin, stop making trouble, the Yangtze River Delta is coming!" At this moment, Yan Zhen, an elf trainer holding a huge musket, interrupted Fei Yin's questioning and pointed not far ahead.
Ahead, a soft wave of flesh is squeezing through the crowded flow of people, coming towards us happily and slowly. Even without looking at the name, you know that this giant humanoid creature composed of many spheres stacked up is the fat orc we are familiar with - the Yangtze River Delta.
"Huh? He seems to have someone with him." I vaguely saw a figure hanging behind him, following him leisurely, and occasionally saying a few words to him.
While we were still watching, Xiange Yayi had already seen the man's name clearly: "He brought me, your father. Foxiao, your little follower is here." It seems that Xiange Yayi is half-blind. Wearing glasses seems to have better vision than any of us.
Fei Yin immediately waved her hands happily and shouted: "I am your father, and your boss is also here with us. Come quickly and say hello!"
It has to be said that the name of this unattractive bearded human monk was too provocative. As soon as Fei Yin finished her words, she immediately attracted angry looks from people in the street. Fortunately, she quickly discovered the situation, and quickly lowered her head, and put the index fingers of her hands together in a small way, showing an innocent expression like the rising sun, and murmured pitifully: "I am." He¡¯s calling my friend¡¯s name, it¡¯s his name¡¡±
She was busy putting on a cheerful look of being wronged and frightened, and successfully extinguished the anger spewing towards her from the crowd, but it was precisely because of this that she didn't notice that Foxiao beside her had turned pale and was sweating coldly. Ruyu trembled and cursed secretly: "Unlucky, why is he here too? Why is he here too"
Hearing Fei Yin¡¯s shout, the bearded monk with a wretched description immediately became energetic. He immediately abandoned the Yangtze River Delta, fought hard to push away the crowd, and accelerated towards us: "Where are you? Where are you"
This pair of servants and masters has obviously become famous in the guild, and even the wet nurse in the candlelight, the president's royal servant, has heard about it - or should be said to be sympathetic. She pointed casually in the direction where Foxiao was standing and joked: "Here, it's over there, go and say hello."
The bearded follower walked quickly towards Buddha Smile, and we were looking forward to witnessing a storm of flattery.
"You fucking bastard, you didn't study hard, you sneaked out to play games again, and you want to run away Wherever you go, let's see how I teach you"
"Pa!" There was a crisp sound, and the monk's thick palm slapped the swordsman in white heavily on the forehead, like hitting our cheeks
The cicadas chirp??We were all stunned.
Revolution, riots, Thirty years in Hedong, Thirty years in Hexi, wherever there is oppression, there is resistance, the world is ours and yours, serfs are the masters, Intrachonair will definitely be realized, the current situation of human rights in Falvey continent It's better than ever For a time, countless confusing words related to the scene in front of me that I didn't understand, that I could use, and that I couldn't use flooded into my mind, but I didn't know which one to use. Describe the huge changes happening right before your eyes.
"It's going to change" I said with a sigh. Feiyin seemed to hear something hidden in my words and immediately gave me a wary look. I immediately straightened my back and looked resolute and unyielding. I looked like I was closely united with the guild leadership with Miss Fei Yin at the core and was unwavering and unyielding.
Facing the hard slapping of I am your father, Foxiao didn¡¯t seem to have any intention of resisting. He lowered his head to his chest, hunched his waist, and cowardly hugged his head with both hands. He allowed his body to be staggered by his former follower, even if more than ten points of life were knocked out. He drew his sword to fight against this low-level monk who was twenty levels below him.
"Oh, what's going on? What kind of conflict is going on? Let's talk to each other if you have something to say, and don't we have a good time playing together? You two little brothers" The nanny in the candlelight of the heavily made-up Tauren eldest sister Maybe he couldn't stand it any longer, so he stepped in to mediate.
She didn¡¯t expect, and neither did we, that her persuasion was like a bucket of boiling oil thrown into the fire, igniting an even more angry flame.
"Brothers?" The bearded monk was stunned at first, and then became furious. He bent his fingers and hit Foxiao's forehead hard, making a crisp sound of "boom" and knocking off eight of his points. life, and then cursed more and more mercilessly, "You two bullshit brothers"
"Hey, you're wrong to say that" As the president, when the internal conflicts among the guild members intensified to a certain extent, Fei Yin had to step in to mediate, "if there is any problem, let it go. Just make it clear. Even if he is wrong, don't curse him. We are all brothers"
At this time, the victim of this internal strife finally couldn't help but speak. Fo smiled, this unlucky guy whose head was so swollen that he was about to catch up with the minotaur, wailed weakly, like a bullied little beast.
¡°¡Dad, Dad, I was wrong, I was wrong, why don¡¯t you¡ stop fighting¡ Ouch¡ just let me go¡¡±
Fei Yin still opened her mouth, but she swallowed all the words back into her stomach, along with her duties as the guild president. She was completely stunned on the spot and completely speechless.
It¡¯s not just her, it¡¯s us too. I, the Yangtze River Delta, the elegance of string songs, the formation of wild geese, the wet nurse in the candlelight we are all. I felt as if I had been petrified. Not only my tongue and body, but also my thoughts were frozen. Only one pair of eyes were still functioning in my whole body. I watched this incident without turning my eyes. Awkward domestic violence.
"dad"? This sudden title was like a brick, hitting each of us hard in the face, making us collectively stunned and almost shocked on the spot. It seemed to me that their confusion was simply an accident, and for me, this was an extremely unexpected thing, but it also contained a layer of huge confusion that I couldn't decipher:
How could a father and son not know each other at all? How did they suddenly know each other? There seems to be some unpleasantness happening between them, but what kind of thing is it?
This is probably another question that only those involved in space can answer, right? I guess. Although there is no basis for it, I believe that this issue is closely related to the "Australian Dragon" we just mentioned.
"Uh" Fei Yin opened her eyes wide and looked at her father who was administering corporal punishment in front of her.
¡°I¡¯ll pay for you to attend cram school!¡± ¡°Bang!¡± ¡°Let you skip school, you little brat!¡± ¡°Bang¡± ¡°And you fucking coaxed your mother to say you¡¯ll have extra classes today!¡± ¡°Bang¡± ¡°Sneak out to play games. !" "Boom"
"I am your father" After each sentence, he would use his bent middle finger to hit Foxiao's head hard, making a cruel "bang bang" sound, accompanied by Foxiao's cry, which was unbearable to hear.
Xian Ge Yayi looked with pity at her son who was grabbed by the collar and could not escape but could only hold his head and howl. He casually touched his forehead and subconsciously shrank his neck, as if he remembered some unpleasant memories.
"He died in the light of day" he sighed softly, "he is still the most miserable person I have ever seen die"
In that room, the warm conversation between father and son continued:
"I told you not to learn well!" "Boom" "I told you not to be honest!""Boom!" "I'll let you fool around with a bunch of bad friends!" "Boom!"
A trace of embarrassment flashed across Changjiang's face, and then he quickly glanced at Xian Ge Yayi; Xian Ge Yayi glanced at Yan Zhen beside him; Yan Zhen avoided the sharpshooter's gaze through the glass lens and looked at Fei Yin eagerly; Fei Yin Looking at the nanny in the candlelight without fear; the poor tauren sister soon found that she was unable to bear the condemning gaze that came to her after many twists and turns, and then she found me who was even more pitiful.
What¡¯s even more pitiful is that I have nowhere to hide, and then they all look at me in unison.
I feel wronged: How can you say that a righteous young man who has been busy saving the world every day for a week is a "foolish friend"?
I am your father. At this time, he seemed to realize that his words were appropriate, and immediately vindicated Zhaoxue for us: "That president" He touched his head and looked at Fei Yin with embarrassment, "don't get me wrong. I'm not talking about you" Then he turned his head viciously in an instant and continued the family education of a father.
"Are you making a difference?" "Boom!" "You've spread your wings!" "Boom!" "You can stand up for others!" "Boom!" "You're the boss of the underworld!" "Boom!" "What the hell!" Adopt a little brother!" "Boom!"
"I didn'tyou were the one who chased me to call me brother" Foxiao struggled to retort, I can prove this for him.
"How dare you talk back!" "Bang!" "Oops"
¡°Uh¡I still don¡¯t want to prove it for him¡
"The most irritating thing is that I invited you to dinner, and you actually brought something else'sister-in-law'?!" "Bang!" "There's more than one!" "Bang!" "You brought three of them at once! "Bang!" "I think your mother and I didn't dare to hold hands on the street when we were almost thirty!" "Bang!" "Hey why am I telling you this is useless!" "Bang!" "Xiao Xiao Don't you learn well at your age?" "Bang!" "You're doing all this mess!" "Bang!" "Who are those girls?" "Bang!" "Which class are they in?" "Bang!" "What's their name?" " Boom!" "Look, I won't call your teacher to tell you!" "Boom!"
"Three, the children today are really amazing. Tsk tsk" The Yangtze River Delta looked fascinated and admired endlessly.
"What's this? It's far behind. I think back then Iugh" In the middle of Xian Geya's words, he suddenly made a sound like a castrated donkey, which startled us. Looking around in the blink of an eye, Yan Zhen had a warm smile on his face and gently touched the inner side of his upper arm.
"How were you back then?" the Elf Tamer asked tenderly.
"Back then I couldn't hear what was going on outside the window, and I only read the books of sages" Xian Ge replied with tears in his eyes.
"I believe you are the only one who has ghosts" Yan Zhen seemed to be smiling and angry at the same time.
Xian Ge Yayi shuddered.
"Boyoh nobrotherthatuncle" Seeing that our guild is about to lose a young and promising person who fights against the invasion of the apocalyptic empire, and has a concussion victim of domestic violence. The patient, Fei Yin felt that it was a bit too much to let all this happen in front of her eyes. She wanted to persuade her, but she stopped as soon as she opened her mouth - she didn't know what kind of title to use to address the low-level member of the guild in front of her - this kind of unspeakable embarrassment made our president unprecedented. Terrified.
"Brother, stop fighting. In front of so many people, save some face for the child" The one who broke the deadlock was the wet nurse in the candlelight, a tauren druid who was at the bottom of the guild like I am your father.
"Calm down, children at this age are playful, and they will be more sensible when they are older. The girl in our family was also crazy when she was in school, which made me worry a lot. Isn't she grown up now " At this point, the kind tauren elder sister suddenly sighed deeply, "Hibut she is still crazy and can't be home all day long"
These words probably reached the heart of the bearded monk. He was stunned, and then kicked Foxiao on the butt: "Go, for the sake of interceding with you, I will forgive you today." You little brat."
¡°Then I am your father and the wet nurse in the candlelight had a very happy conversation and had a lot in common. Foxiao took the opportunity to crawl and hide behind us.
"Is he really your father?" Yangjia asked.
Foxiao¡¯s head almost broke.
"No wonder he's so good at playing. He's all middle-aged and old. I was almost exhausted from carrying him all the way" The Yangtze River Delta suddenly realized, and then asked curiously:
"You haven't heard his voice for so long?"
"If your father suddenly calls you boss in a low voice and slaps your ass in a disgusting manner, you won't be able to recognize his voice." Foxiao said angrily
"That's true" Yangjia nodded.
In a few words, the two newly acquainted parents finished their conversation. The bearded monk smiled at the Buddha and shouted: "You brat, where are you going?"
"I'm going to get off the plane and go home to do my homework right away."
"" I am your father. He pondered for a moment, and suddenly a strange expression flashed across his face. He coughed twice and said seriously:
"Ahem Since you're here, don't play for a while. Take me to the Blazing Castle and do some tasks for me. I still need a level 45 cloak" He paused. , then added, "On weekends, I won't push you too hard, I'm still very open-minded"
"This" Buddha smiled a little hesitantly.
"Hurry up! Do I need a big sedan chair to invite you?" I am your father and frowned.
"Hey, dad, I'll go" Buddha smiled and walked out reluctantly. Before leaving, he waved to us secretly with infinite nostalgia and walked to the side of the bearded monk. Then the father and son turned around and left together, leaving me with two silhouettes that looked nothing like father and son.
"Dad" came the voice of Buddha, who was laughing and timid.
"Huh?" I am your father and he snorted majestically.
"Can you not tell mom about my skipping school and playing games?" Foxiao asked in a low voice with a small expectation of no confidence.
"That depends on your performance in the future!" I am your father and I don't pretend to be pretentious.
"oh¡¡"
"That son!" After taking a few steps, I am your father suddenly broke the silence.
"What's the matter?" Foxiao accompanied him carefully.
"Don't tell your mother about me playing games!"
""
"Did you hear me?"
"¡¡Why¡¡"
We watched this strange father and son in silence, until their voices gradually disappeared, until their figures gradually disappeared.
"Hey, Fei Yin." Yangjia suddenly seemed to have remembered something.
"Um?"
"Didn't you say that the wet nurse would treat you to dinner tomorrow?"
The magician¡¯s beautiful face suddenly lost all color.
"President Sister" The nanny in the candlelight had walked over to us at some point. Her whole body exuded a maternal brilliance and she had a kind smile on her face:
"Can I ask, how old are you this year?"
"Why are you asking this?" Fei Yin looked horrified and subconsciously crossed her arms.
"Thenwhat's your mother's surname?" the tauren eldest sister persisted.
Fei Yin gritted her teeth and squeezed out a few words from the gap between her teeth:
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