"Tinker Bell! Is your arbitrary door still there?" Xiaoqiang turned around and looked at Tinkerbell and asked. *1*1*
"Yes yes."
"Brother Dong! Today is Sunday, there should be no one in Dongcheng No. 3 Middle School!" Xiaoqiang asked Ye Dongyang after getting Tinkerbell's answer.
"That's not right!" Ye Dongyang shook his head, "Although today is Sunday, there is only a holiday for the first and second grade students. The senior students are all making up classes at school. And even if the senior students don't make up classes, there are still students staying in the dormitory building. of!"
"Trouble" Hearing this, Xiaoqiang seemed a little depressed. He pondered for a long time and said, "By the way, Brother Dong! I have a solution!"
"kindness?"
"You let Xiang Yu jump upstairs, it will cause an earthquake! Then you go to the radio station and shout, won't everyone run away!"
A cockroach is a cockroach after all. This idea would never be thought of by a person
"Umbutdidn't Xiang Yu get the Mongolian sweat medicinehow can I get it up?" Ye Dongyang frowned and asked Xiang Yu on the ground.
"This is simple." Xiaoqiang quickly jumped to Xiang Yu's side, squatted in front of Xiang Yu's face and exerted all his strength. Under the blow of his two silver-white wings, a trace of green gas slowly came out of Xiaoqiang's anus. Slowly gushed out and entered Xiang Yu's nostrils, and then Xiang Yu twitched all over, jumped up suddenly, lay on his side, and began to vomit
"Holy crap! This works too!" A group of summoned beasts exclaimed in surprise.
"Wellactually, what I release is holy energy! My breath is non-toxic and can produce poisons and detoxify poisons. However, releasing this kind of gas will shorten your life! So I haven't used it much. If I really had that ability, I would have done it long ago. Save the people in the playground!" Xiaoqiang explained solemnly and said: "Okay! Brother Dong! You go to Dongcheng No. 3 Middle School with Xiang Yu, Xiao Dingdang and the others now! Move quickly! After solving the problem, You don¡¯t have to come back! Just wait for us there!¡±
"Okay!" The situation was very urgent at this moment, and Ye Dongyang had no time to care about anything else. Xiao Dingdang quickly put the door on the ground. Ye Dongyang opened the door and pulled it up. He was still vomiting and didn't understand why. Xiang Yu rushed into any door when something happened.
Tinkerbell followed Ye Dongyang into any door. As soon as he entered any door, he heard a burst of screams!
I saw many girls rushing outside with their pants pulled up and screaming. Ye Dongyang flushed and rushed out in a hurry. When the three of them looked back, they realized that this was the school toilet, and there was a written on it. The big word "female"
"Damn it! Where did you come from through any door?" Ye Dongyang couldn't help but cursed.
"Uhmistake! Mistake!" Tinker Bell seemed very calm, this guy is not a human being! And it looks like a toy. Even if it is a living thing, it is still a cat at most. It is nothing if a cat enters the women's toilet, but it will be painful for Ye Dongyang. After all, Xiang Yu has only been to No. 3 Middle School once, and Ye Dongyang is a celebrity here
If this spreads out, how will Ye Dongyang see anyone!
But at this moment, he could no longer care about so much. Ye Dongyang hurriedly grabbed Xiang Yu and shouted: "Brother Yu! I'll give you a task!"
"Did I agree to help you" Xiang Yu was really confused at this moment. First he fainted after eating, then woke up from a fart, and then inexplicably traveled to the women's restroom, and then was inexplicably beaten by Ye Dongyang. Tell him: "I have a task for you"
Xiang Yu¡¯s life is really frustrating this day
"You have to agree even if you don't agree!" At this moment, Ye Dongyang was almost crazy with anxiety. When Xiang Yu said this, he opened his mouth and roared. Even Xiang Yu was confused by Ye Dongyang. Ye Dongyang pointed at the playground and shouted to Xiang Yu : "Just stomp your feet in that playground! I'll go to the school radio station right now and I'll come find you later!"
After saying this, Ye Dongyang turned around and shouted to Tinker Bell: "You find a place to hide. When I call you, come out later. I'll go now!"
After Ye Dongyang finished speaking, he raised his feet and rushed towards the school's radio station. Xiang Yu was shocked when he saw this scene, but at this moment, Xiang Yu couldn't think about it anymore. Although he was a little reluctant, Xiang Yu was not a child after all. , he still lifted his heavy legs and walked toward the center of the playground
As soon as Ye Dongyang ran to the teaching building, he heard a loud "bang" sound in the entire playground, and then the whole earth trembled
Ye Dongyang almost collapsed! Are all the ancient Chinese people capable of defying nature?
Xiang Yu started to kick continuously, and the entire Dongcheng No. 3 Middle School was reallyIt started to shake like an earthquake. The students in the senior high school teaching building looked around in horror. They were not in the mood to study at this moment. The students who were taking a nap in the dormitory also had no time to study. Suddenly, everyone in the school Everything got messed up
"Students! In an emergency, there is an earthquake in Dongcheng City. Please leave the teaching building under the leadership of the teacher and go to the square opposite the school! According to the survey of our school's detection station, this earthquake will occur in a few seconds. Paused, but there will be aftershocks, so students please leave the teaching building quickly!"
As soon as Ye Dongyang finished speaking, Xiang Yu's feet had stopped, and the shaking in the entire school had stopped. The remaining students in the school heaved a long sigh, and many students exclaimed: "Hey! There is still an earthquake in our school. Where¡¯s the monitoring station?¡±
Some students looked at the teaching building where even the walls were not peeled off and walked slowly downstairs while sighing: "The teaching building in our school seems to be of good quality"
At this moment, Ye Dongyang, who was watching the students pouring out unhurriedly in the radio station, was already anxious. This group of students seemed to have been affected by the previous few times, so it was okay to run slower now, and Ye Dongyang doesn't know how long Tinker Bell can last, so he needs these students to leave here quickly!
Looking at the unhurried classmates, Ye Dongyang had an idea, picked up the microphone and shouted loudly: "Our school's teaching building is already sixty years old! Let alone another earthquake! Even if it's just a fart There is a possibility of collapse!¡±
For a moment, all the students rushed out like crazy. As soon as many people rushed to the playground, the sound of "puff, puff, puff" came from behind. I bet these students didn't just need beds in the teaching building because of the earthquake ¡And also because I had a lot of farts to hold in¡
The speed of the students this time was really close to catching up with the champion of the 100-meter race. The cheering crowd quickly rushed outside the campus. Although a group of students wanted to watch the excitement and see how the teaching building of their school collapsed. Yes, but after all, life is the most important thing. Before satisfying their bad taste, these students decided to run to the square to escape
The square is not too far from Dongcheng No. 3 Middle School, but there are more roads along the way. Today is Sunday, and there are quite a lot of cars on the road. A group of students can't help but rush out like a group of demons. There is no room for this group of drivers. It was time to think about it. For a while, the road in Dongcheng No. 3 Middle School was as blocked as a rural public toilet in winter
Many drivers collapsed! I don't know where I met such a group of lunatics, and a cash transport truck. In the flow of traffic and people, the people inside were so scared that their faces turned pale, and they looked around nervously with guns in their hands. I have to say that the scene at this moment really looked like an urban riot. of¡¡
After Ye Dongyang's efforts, Dongcheng No. 3 Middle School quickly returned to the unmanned state. Ye Dongyang shouted at the radio a few times again. After confirming that no one was around, he shouted at the radio: "Tinker Bell! Come on." Radio station! Brother Yu, you too! There is a map at the door of the building!"
While Ye Dongyang was busy here, Xiaoqiang's voice suddenly sounded from Ye Dongyang's body. It should be Xiaoqiang's communicator. From the communicator, Xiaoqiang shouted hurriedly: "Brother Dong! They look like they are coming. Yes! You listen to me now! Hide inside the teaching building of Dongcheng No. 3 Middle School and ask Tinker Bell to place any door next to you, by the way! Remember to hide deep in the teaching building of Dongcheng No. 3 Middle School, that is On the surface, if they can't find you, it's best if there are no windows nearby, and you stay there, because it stands to reason that the target of the time travelers is you, and they will rush into the teaching building and kill you! And we have already been teaching. Explosives have been planted near the building. I will tell you when the explosives are about to explode! You can just escape through any door then!"
"I understand." Ye Dongyang agreed.
"Well! They are coming! I'll hang up first! Don't forget what I said!" Xiaoqiang shouted hurriedly, and then lost his voice. When Ye Dongyang heard this, he hurriedly thought about where to hide. It is the safest!
It is said that the facilities in the teaching building of Dongcheng No. 3 Middle School are really not that good. It is the first time that Ye Dongyang can rush around the teaching building, but he still does not find anything special. Almost every room has a window. Ye Dongyang knows This is absolutely not possible. People who travel through the window will use Qinggong to fly in directly. Even if they can't fly in, if someone who can shoot arrows or throw concealed weapons comes directly, Ye Dongyang will definitely not be able to bear it!
At this moment, Ye Dongyang really doesn¡¯t know what to do! He was like an ant on a hot pot, so busy that he was exhausted
"That's right!" At this moment, Ye Dongyang suddenly remembered that there is a basement in the school. However, ordinary students are not allowed to enter during normal times. Only students from the physical education group are allowed to enter. This basement is absolutely light-tight. , Moreover, this basement is also locked inside, even if these people can find itIt must take a lot of effort As long as they are framed in the teaching building, isn't it done