"Haha? Hooligan? What is a hooligan? Xiang Yu is not a hooligan, but he is like this now. Piaotian Literature Network ()" Liu Bang smiled and looked at Xiang Yu lying on the ground. Xiang Yu had basically lost consciousness at this moment. The Mongolian sweat medicine was probably Hua Tuo specially configured it so that even people like Xiang Yu were still asleep.
"" Xiaoqiang was silent for a while, and then suddenly put on a righteous expression and shouted to Liu Bang: "Some people are alive, but he is dead! Some people are dead! But he will always live in our hearts. !¡±
"I really can't tell that you still understand philosophy" Napoleon on the side looked at Xiaoqiang in disbelief and said.
"Do you still want to say that when some people finally die, they are heavier than Mount Tai, and when some people die, they are lighter than a feather?" Liu Bang picked his nostrils and stood opposite Xiaoqiang calmly and said.
"Have you also studied philosophy?" Xiaoqiang was stunned.
"Study nonsense!" Liu Bang cursed: "Don't talk to me about the philosophy in the Chinese language books of primary school students. No matter how I die, I will be the same. Anyway, I am in your history books. I don't believe it. If I learn from Lei Feng After doing good deeds, it can be written in the history books that Liu Bang, the founder of the Han Dynasty, traveled to the 21st century to learn from Lei Feng and did good deeds without leaving his name, but wrote them in his diary!"
Summoned beasts: ""
"Okay, enough nonsense, I advise you, most of you are not from this era! If you can get along with me, that Ye Dongyang has no future! As long as you agree, you will become my subordinate immediately, and I will give you The most generous treatment, but if you don¡¯t agree, you will have no choice but to die with Ye Dongyang!¡±
"Actually, your offer is very good. According to my moral standards, I will definitely go with you." Xiaoqiang shook his head: "But we and Ye Dongyang are one. If Ye Dongyang dies, we will also live. If we don¡¯t go down, your words will have no effect on us.¡±
"Thenjust kill" Looking at the cockroaches that were constantly gathering around him, Liu Bang waved his hand, and the generals around him took out their weapons and began to rush towards Xiaoqiang! At this moment, silvery-white rays of light suddenly flashed from Xiaoqiang's body, and then, silvery-white wings actually grew out of Xiaoqiang's back!
If you add an aperture! That is definitely an angel-like Xiaoqiang!
"This isthis is" The surrounding summoned beasts were stunned, and at the same time, Ye Dongyang stood up from the ground suddenly.
"Well" Ye Dongyang, who suddenly woke up, covered his head and shook his head. At this moment, he suddenly saw Xiaoqiang. When he came to say hello, he suddenly saw this cockroach with a pair of wings on its back. He also I was confused
"Xiaoqiangwhat's going onhow can you act like this"
"Actually I am your summoned guardian beast!" Xiaoqiang slowly flew up, with a group of cockroaches surrounding him. Xiaoqiang looked solemnly at the people rushing towards him and shouted to Ye Dongyang: " Every summoner's body is fragile, so summoners are born with their own guardians. Each summoner's guardian beast is different, and I am your guardian beast. In other words, my mission is to be responsible. I will protect you and guide you to become a qualified summoner!"
Xiaoqiang said with a serious face, but Ye Dongyang didn't listen with a serious face. At this moment, he seemed to have just understood what was going on. He patted his head and shouted: "**! I will only show my love to a guardian beast like you. !Are all summoner¡¯s guardian beasts so unlucky!¡±
"Damn! I said it so solemnly and you actually responded to me like this! Just be happy! You have a guardian beast like me because I worked hard to summon you in advance!"
"Then which is my normal guardian beast?"
"Phoenix."
Ye Dongyang: ""
"Please! Don't be so disappointed! Although the body shape is different and the functions are slightly different, they are all invincible after all! And! When you fight with me, a summoned beast, I can Let me help you find some cockroaches! If you set up a phoenix, would you dare to let it out during a fight?"
Ye Dongyang was silent again for a while, but this guy's psychological quality was very good. He adjusted himself for a while and asked Xiaoqiang: "So, Xiaoqiang, are you the weakest among your summoned beasts?"
"No!" Xiaoqiang said firmly.
Hearing this, Ye Dongyang took a deep breath. He was imagining the worst thing, but Xiaoqiang's next words made Ye Dongyang completely despair.
"At least I don't think so!"
"" Ye Dongyang was stunned. After being silent for a long time, he looked at the people rushing towards him and frowned: "This! The fight has started?"
"Well" Xiaoqiang nodded solemnly, a pair of silverThe colored wings kept emitting the kind of light that shot out from the center of Ye Dongyang's eyebrows when he called.
"Come on!" Xiaoqiang greeted, and a group of cockroaches rushed up continuously, while Xiaoqiang stood there and looked at the opposite side coldly.
"Xiaoqiang! Come on! This is the body mentioned in the cartoon! Let me see what abilities your body has! Go, go! Let me see, let me see!" Ye Dongyang Looking at Xiaoqiang standing there, he shouted excitedly, although his guardian beast is a bit cheating, but compared to ordinary people, Ye Dongyang already feels very contented. After all, have you ever seen a cockroach with angel wings? Still so big!
"Actually" Xiaoqiang heard Ye Dongyang's words and was silent for a long time before saying, "Actually I have recovered my body except that it looks good"
"Ifuck" Ye Dongyang finally understood that Xiaoqiang's body has no special difference except for an extra pair of wings at the back. In other words, the function of this guardian beastis the same as before. ¡
At this moment, the group of time-travelers had already rushed over. It was no longer useful for Nobel to scare him with the thing on his waist, because the time-travelers on the opposite side already knew that the thing on Nobel's waist was actually ham sausage. It was probably here. They are connected through a special method. In short, Nobel¡¯s ham can no longer be used as explosives to scare people
And here, the roaring cockroaches are also rushing over crazily. These cockroaches wearing gas masks are really powerful! When the two sides fought, although many cockroaches were beaten away, the cockroaches relied on their large numbers and quickly gained the upper hand. Many people's ankles were chewed up by cockroaches, which were like twists. This group of martial arts masters will probably be beaten for the rest of their lives. I have never fought such a frustrating battle against a cockroach! It¡¯s embarrassing to tell anyone!
The most important thing is that they haven¡¯t taken advantage of the cockroaches yet
It can be said that martial arts masters all have their own unique moves. They have all kinds of moves, such as the Eighteen Dragon Subduing Palms, but they are of no use. Even the one with the golden bell and the iron cloth shirt was gnawed by cockroaches like cheese. Fortunately, this Groups of cockroaches don't have the habit of crawling into people's bodies, otherwise they would be disgusted to death. In the end, only one person with even his clothes on his back had the upper hand. This guy ran like a lion among the cockroaches. Anyway, All the cockroaches that touched him fell off
The whole scene was quickly brought under control
"It looks like this battle will be over soon" Ye Dongyang finally saw the visual effects in horror movies, and also experienced the power in horror movies. He was stunned for a long time, and finally Squeeze these words out of your mouth
"We can't kill him we can't kill him" However, looking at the person opposite, Xiaoqiang suddenly said this.
"I didn't say kill him either!" Ye Dongyang replied.
There were three black lines on Xiaoqiang¡¯s head. He was silent for a while and said, ¡°Can¡¯t you just ask why?¡±
"OhI don't want to ask"
Xiaoqiang was silent for a while, and then said: "Forget it! Let me tell you! They are time-travelers, that is to say! They come from the past, and they should normally die in the past. In short, they cannot be in our current time and space. Think about it, if they died in the current time and space, how to explain it! Two corpses of the same person appear in history! One is this person's? The other is this person's childhood?"
"So! If these people die here, it will cause serious chaos in time and space! The earth will completely collapse! So! We can't let their people die here! The only way to solve this matter! Is to let Where did they come from! Where are they going back!"
"Do you have such great ability" Ye Dongyang asked blankly after hearing this.
As soon as Ye Dongyang finished speaking, Xiaoqiang looked at Ye Dongyang. Ye Dongyang was stunned for a while, waving his hands and saying: "Don't look at me! I don't understand about time and space Well I was in junior high school. I only scored 60 points in comprehensive science"
"I'm not asking you to solve this matter. In fact, I already have a solution to this matter" Xiaoqiang said to Ye Dongyang calmly.
"Then what do you want me to do"
"You have vegetable leaves in your teeth!"
Ye Dongyang: ""
Ye Dongyang is so embarrassed! But at least there was only Xiaoqiang in front of him. He was shy for a while, and then asked Xiaoqiang: "What is your solution?"
"In fact, we have found the space teleportation point. We will use our plan to guide them to the space teleportation point, and then use our method to definitely send him to his original place. However, this method requires your help"
"UmI don't understand space teleportation or anything. I don't even understand the summons right nowHow can I help?" Listening to Xiaoqiang's words, Ye Dongyang seemed very confused
"I don't need your help with anything else. I just need your help to clear out people and resolve social disputes. Do you know where the teleportation point in this space is?"