Ye Dongyang went to school in the afternoon, but he was late This was beyond the expectations of his classmates, because they all knew that Ye Dongyang had a good sense of time and was basically never late for school. If he was late, then I will definitely not come
But this time Ye Dongyang was not late. As soon as he entered the classroom, Ye Dongyang noticed that his classmates were all studying. After a casual glance, Ye Dongyang saw Wang Jian, huh? There are some differences. Why is Wang Jian's left arm asymmetrical to his right arm
But Ye Dongyang soon felt relieved Wang Jian sat on Zhang Rongrong's right
Naturally, you won¡¯t learn anything in class. Ye Dongyang still slept in a sitting position. Even if other teachers saw it, they couldn¡¯t say anything. Ye Dongyang slept like this until school was over in the evening
When Ye Dongyang woke up, it was already dark. Ye Dongyang stretched, yawned and said, "I have been dreaming all afternoon. I dreamed that I was counting money. Hehe, this is the life of a truly rich person." , I slept until my hands cramped I counted money until I woke up naturally"
"Oh Sure enough" Wang Jian said after hearing this: "No wonder you were holding a big notebook and turning the pages non-stop during class. The foreign language teacher also said that you do you need it in English class? It¡¯s a big deal¡¡±
Before the wedding, Ye Dongyang always felt a little depressed, maybe because he felt faintly excited when he thought about the future, so Ye Dongyang could only suppress this feeling into his lungs, and returned home with Liu Bihan. As soon as Ye Dongyang closed the door, he heard My phone rang
"Hello?"
"Brother Dong! Come to Dongqiang Primary School quickly! Be there in ten minutes or so! It's an emergency!"
Xiaoqiang's urgent shouting came from the phone, and then the call was hung up. Ye Dongyang didn't know what was going on, but hearing Xiaoqiang's voice, something big must have happened. Ye Dongyang didn't want to think too much, and he and Liu Bihan After saying that, he rushed out. Liu Bihan, who had experienced the last breakup, was obviously much more sensible this time. Regarding Ye Dongyang's matter, he just said tenderly: "Be careful"
Ye Dongyang's permanent chariot is still parked in the shed downstairs. This car can amaze everyone's eyes no matter where it rides. It is still bright even in the dark night. Ye Dongyang has been riding the car these days, and it still looks bright. Not to mention, according to Ye Dongyang's physical strength, the bicycle can be ridden very fast, and not only that, this bike can actually withstand Ye Dongyang's wild pedaling So, the bikes made in the previous decades are still It¡¯s really good. No matter the materials or everything, it¡¯s a stick. Ye Dongyang remembers that he bought a brand new bicycle before. After pedaling for two thousand meters, all he had left was the stirrups. He followed Ye Dongyang for a stroll. The homeless man followed Ye Dongyang's car tracks and assembled a bicycle
Of course, we still need a stirrup
Even though the durability of this bicycle is so high, it was still crunched by Ye Dongyang. Ye Dongyang hugged the bicycle hard all the way. It was like a wind and a lingering cloud. A person passing by looked at the black flying in front of him in panic. Ying said: "Damnthis kid is desperatedriving the motorcycle so fast"
With Ye Dongyang¡¯s efforts, we soon arrived at Dongqiang Primary School, and as soon as we arrived in front of the main entrance of Dongqiang Primary School, Ye Dongyang was completely confused
It was already dark now, and school had ended long ago. However, Dongqiang Primary School, which should have been peaceful at this moment, was not so peaceful. The gate of the school was filled with darkness, filled with cockroaches and, sitting high among the cockroaches. There is a huge cockroach, it is Peter 250
In the campus of Dongqiang Primary School, Xiaoqiang stood on the shoulders of Xiang Yu who was standing among the cockroaches. There were also densely packed cockroaches under him. However, compared to the other party, there were much less. There was a long gap between the two cockroaches. A large area, so that the black colors are not connected together, and then it is clear which side is which. Ye Dongyang was demented for a long time, and finally understood what was going on. Peter 255 seemed to have launched a general attack
At this moment, Ye Dongyang finally experienced the feeling of attacking the city, but it was not as exciting as watching the siege in the movie. After all, the people in the movie were people, and the people standing in front of them were cockroaches. If the people in the movie were majestic, So the current scene can only be said to be a bit disgusting
Xiang Yu also looked a little confused. This overlord of Western Chu was quite good at leading troops in battles. He was also the God of War alone, but facing a group of cockroaches he could only say that he was helpless just like a man trying to strangle a nest of ants to death. Even if an ant stands for you to pinch, can you pinch it
Besides, there are so many cockroaches they are so rustling they are really disgusting
And Xiaoqiang also obviously noticed Ye Dongyang. He put one paw on his head and turned around, and the remaining paws were still flickering like wings Ye Dongyang understood that this guy was telling him to use bamboo dragonflies
However, the cockroaches opposite did not understand what Xiaoqiang meant. The group of cockroaches kept surging around, as if they were discussing a problem. Peter 250, who was standing at the top of the cockroach group, looked at Xiaoqiang opposite and remained silent. After waiting for a long time, he said: "I don't understand why my men have surrounded and suppressed such a mentally ill person so many times without success"
Ye Dongyang didn't care about these things anymore. Without thinking, he took out the bamboo dragonfly from the space bag and stuck it on his head, and flew towards the campus. The cockroach below saw Ye Dongyang flying from the sky, and for a moment The frequency of surging is even faster
"A bunch of people who have never seen the world! Shut up!" Seeing this, Peter 250 scolded fiercely, and then a pair of black wings flashed out from his back. He roared: "If it wasn't for me, It¡¯s too heavy, I can fly too!¡±
"What to doXiaoqiang, is there anything Tinker Bell can do to help" Ye Dongyang looked at the scene in front of him and said to Xiaoqiang.
"Tinker Bell and the others are doing some scientific research. They can't come out these days" Seeing this, Xiaoqiang shook his head in disappointment, "It would be great if Hua Tuo was here, but it's just that This guy seems to have run awayotherwise his cockroach poison would definitely be fatal"
"Peter 251st! Accept your fate!" The 250th Peter across the street saw this and shouted loudly. Xiaoqiang was naturally unhappy when he saw this, so he opened his mouth and shouted: "I'm a fool! Do I ever lose?" ! You loser! You have to tell me this several times since you were a child! I am the third best cockroach every year! Can you compare to me? "
"I'm fooling your wife!" Upon hearing this, Peter 250, who was opposite him, was obviously angry. He couldn't help but act like a king anymore, and opened his mouth to curse again, "When I was a kid, I had to get a paper-cutting certificate." prize!"
Hearing the words of the 25th person on the other side, Ye Dongyang suddenly felt like drinking with a close friend, and a thousand cups would be too little The first prize for paper-cutting This was also the greatest honor of Ye Dongyang's childhood
"Who are you fucking!" Just when Xiaoqiang was about to speak, a figure suddenly rushed out of Dongqiang Elementary School. The group of people were stunned. Ye Dongyang took a closer lookit was a cockroach in a long skirt!
By the way, the long-skirted cockroach rarely appears in the public eye anymore. Because of Xiaoqiang's change of heart, and also because of a man's change of heart, the long-skirted cockroach was dealt a huge blow. The long-skirted cockroach has been hiding in a corner of Dongqiang Elementary School. Inside, I didn¡¯t expect to rush out today
"I" Peter 250, who was opposite him, was stunned for a moment. Just as he was about to speak, the cockroach in the long skirt opened his mouth and cursed: "Who are you? Are you someone you can surrender to me @#%£€¡±
The cockroach in the long skirt cursed loudly while moving forward step by step. When the army of cockroaches in front saw this, they all retreated in horror. The cockroach in the long skirt actually relied on his own strength! The countless cockroach army that had already rushed into the campus was forced back outside the school gate!
"This this is" At this moment, the face of the 25th generation was purple with fear. He was trembling all over and dared not speak. After being silent for a long time, he pointed at the cockroach in the long skirt and asked: "This is this is ¡This is¡who¡¡±
"You're in troublethis is your sister-in-law" Xiaoqiang knew the horror of cockroaches in long skirts, and sighed softly. The anger just dissipated instantly. It seemed that he was gloating about the upcoming situation in the 25th life. He knew that if he messed with his wife, the second hundred and five lives would not be far from the real two hundred and fifty
"Asshole, this king" After being silent for a long time amid the scolding, the 25th generation realized that he was still an emperor, and then straightened his expression and shouted
"Huang, you're fucked up!" Unexpectedly, before the 25th generation finished speaking, the long-skirted cockroach opened his mouth and cursed again. The 25th generation was speechless again. The entire campus even echoed with the long-skirted cockroach's curse. At this moment, The long-skirted cockroach had stopped moving forward, but as she cursed, the enemy cockroaches were still retreating step by step in panic. Seeing this, the 25th generation hurriedly shouted: "No retreat! No retreat!" !¡±
At this moment, a beam of infrared-like light suddenly shot out from the eyes of the long-skirted cockroach. The light suddenly hit the telephone pole next to the 25th generation. A small pit suddenly appeared on the telephone pole. At this moment, the 250th generation The cockroaches under the world finally couldn't bear it anymore, and they all turned around and retreated like the tide
"**Xiaoqiang! Remember! I didn't lose to you this time! I lost to your woman!" In the distance, the voice of the 25th generation came
"Fuck you! If you lose, you lose. There are so many excuses!" Xiaoqiang roared: "If you want it, I will give you this woman"