Xiao Tang was confused by Lao Han's question, and immediately asked: "So Brother Han, how do you know yourself and your enemy? Are there any action tips or something? You can summarize it for me first, can't I change it?"
Old Han smiled mysteriously, and then said: "Let's put it this way, let's talk about confidants first. You don't know what advantages you have now, so you can't concentrate your firepower, and then launch an offensive to cover the area. This is the most important thing. It is the same as marching in battle. As long as you break one point of the opponent, you can directly rush over and expand the fruits of victory. (Updated quickly Piao Astronomy Network) To know the enemy is to understand the details of the opponent, not to say that Do details determine success or failure? If you don't know the details of the other party, how can you know the other party's strengths and weaknesses? Only by fully understanding it, taking it by surprise and attacking it unprepared is the way to go!"
Xiao Tang was deceived by Lao Han. Now he was completely like Fan Wei who was deceived by Uncle Benshan. He suddenly became lame. He was completely deceived by Lao Han and only looked like a chicken pecking. He nodded like a rice, not caring whether what Lao Han said made sense or not, he held his chin in his hands and waited for Lao Han to continue.
Lao Han lit a Hongtashan for himself, then sorted out his thoughts, and then continued: "Let's talk about confidants first. You don't know yourself now. You don't know what you have. You can be regarded as a thousand people now. You are a millionaire, you have some bad money, and you still have a house. If you want to buy a car, you can buy one at any time. Moreover, you are in the formal establishment of the National Security Bureau, and your parents are divorced, and no one will take care of you. Finally, you have a grandma who raised you, and she has passed away! In terms of such advantages, you can definitely be regarded as young and rich, and you don¡¯t have the burden of your parents. You are definitely the standard of a diamond king, and generally a It¡¯s the standard that normal chicks dream of!¡±
Xiao Tang didn't regain a little confidence in himself until Lao Han said this, but he also knew that Lao Han only talked about his advantages, and after that, it was time to hurt him, so he said: "Brother Han, I can bear it. , you can just say the following! I can avoid the important and take the easy!"
Lao Han rolled his eyes at Xiao Tang, then took two deep puffs of cigarette, and continued: "But you must also pay attention to your disadvantages. You have many disadvantages. First of all, your education level is low. You should be less concerned after graduation. You used to be a dealer in cultural relics and you were reformed through labor in a compound. And the most important thing is that you are not a human being!"
Xiao Tang was unhappy when he heard this, and immediately said: "Brother Han, I don't object to you looking for shortcomings, but why do you curse? Why am I not a human being? Did I seduce your wife? I'm still holding your son. Jumped into a well? I don¡¯t want to hear what you say"
Old Han, who was amused by Xiao Tang's words, straightened his appearance, and then said: "If you can seduce Dafeng, then you are really capable, but I'm afraid you don't have that ability! I said you are not human. , it means that you are a vampire. The life of a vampire is too long. You have to live a long life, and she will grow old sooner or later. This is your weakness. When she is seventy or eighty, you will still be the carefree second-hand person you are now. At the age of ten, do you think she can be depressed? And even if you are having sex outside, where do you think she can reason with you?"
When Old Han said this, Xiao Tang was really depressed. How could he be so careless and be bitten by Xiangxi Corpse King? Now he has put such a big stain on himself all at once. It was a bit hard for him to chase the little bell, but now he is even more hopeless?
Seeing Xiao Tang's crestfallen look, Lao Han couldn't help but comforted him: "I just told the truth, and you are crestfallen. You can't stand the blow, right? So fragile? With a bitch?" Like! If you don¡¯t want to listen to what I have to say, then I won¡¯t say anything. Let¡¯s stop here today and pretend I didn¡¯t say anything!¡±
Hearing Old Han's tone, it seemed that there was still hope. Xiao Tang couldn't help but feel like Saint Seiya who had rekindled his fighting spirit. He stood up with a click, frowning, and looked like a strong man who had cut off his wrist, sadly. He said: "Brother Han, you continue, I can bear it"
Seeing Xiao Tang's fighting spirit rekindled, Old Han said with a smile: "Now that we know each other, we should study and know each other. The first thing is the advantages of Xiao Ling Dang. This little girl has a water spirit, and all water spirits are evil. She has a higher education, she has a master's degree after all, and she is relatively simple and easy to fool, but she has to gain her trust first!"
When Xiao Tang heard what Lao Han said, he became anxious and asked quickly: "Brother Han, how do you know that she is more innocent, how do you know that she is easier to fool, how do you know this? Could it be that you put me The woman gave¡¡±
Old Han was so angry at Xiao Tang that he hit Xiao Tang on the back of his head.He picked up a melon gourd and said angrily: "If I, Fatty Han, wanted it, which turn would I get you? I would have been closer to the water, first to the moon, and in the end, I became a hypocrite. Tang Mufeng, you little bastard, if it weren't for you now Vampire, if I have trouble beating you to death, I will make you look for teeth all over the ground right now"
When Xiao Tang saw that Old Han was angry at what he said, he immediately softened, quickly took out a cigarette, handed it to Old Han, and then said: "Brother Han, I didn't mean that, the key is what you said You are so guilty that I even misunderstood you, brothers, can you still be angry with me?"
Old Han took the cigarette, put it on his ear casually, and then said: "But the little bell still has shortcomings. In my opinion, the shortcomings of the little bell are willfulness, pettyness, grudges, etc. For now, That's all I know, the rest is up to you to discover and understand on your own, and then find a way to conquer her position, all of this depends on your own abilities!"
When Xiao Tang heard this, he admired Old Han, rolled his eyes, and said: "Brother Han, please give me some advice! Since you are so good at dealing with women, if your idea is useful, If so, just tell me your idea and I will try your idea."
Lao Han was not restrained here. He put out the cigarette butt in his hand in the ashtray, and then said: "First of all, you must have some qualities like a rich person. I don't mean to show off your wealth, but at least you must have some qualities." The awareness of rich people. You don¡¯t even have the awareness now. Who knew you were a rich person? Even if she brings you into her circle of friends, you will not have any bright spots. Not only can you not make others envious and jealous, but also It's a shame for her, so you have to start with yourself first."
When Old Han said this, Xiao Tang realized that this was really what he was doing. He himself was a collector of antiques. Many of them were the things that Colonel Jin dug out of the grave. Never mind that he dug them out by himself. Yes, I still took over and helped others sell it. As long as I was caught, I would go to jail, so I was used to keeping a low profile. It could be said that I was used to keeping a low profile. But if I was really with Xiao Lingdang, If we do it together, we might as well really embarrass Xiao Lingdang!
No need for Xiao Tang to say, Lao Han already guessed it just by looking at Xiao Tang's expression, so he immediately said: "The first thing is the choice of cologne. Although you don't fight often, you are exposed to it all day long. They are all things that have been excavated from the graves, and they have an earthy smell. You may be used to this smell and can't smell it at all, but when others smell it, the smell is not generally unpleasant. . So cologne should first cover up the earthy smell on your body. It must be softer and taste better. First of all, others can gradually change their impression of you."
Hearing what Lao Han said, Xiao Tang nodded. It is true that he has been low-key these years. He can be said to be low-key and deserves a beating, but what if he is not low-key? Is it because the cultural relics were tumbled and cannot be brought back into the palace again? Fortunately, now that he has got rid of his low-key status, he is also a staff member of the imperial court, so Xiao Tang quickly nodded to express his approval of Lao Han's words.
Lao Han continued: "The second thing is to pack it. As the saying goes, the poor wear mink and the rich wear cotton, migrant workers wear suits, and the lazy wear casual clothes! (The one who damages is bad. Lazy is the Northeast dialect, which is equivalent to Damn it!) What you need now is to dress yourself up, and at least avoid the types of people mentioned above!"
Xiao Tang immediately asked: "Brother Han, I know this. People rely on clothes and horses rely on saddles, but you said that the poor wear mink, the rich wear cotton, the migrant workers wear suits, and the sun basket wears casual clothes. What do these sentences mean? ?Can you explain it to me?"
Regarding Xiao Tang's strong thirst for knowledge, Lao Han said with a smile: "The meaning of poor people wearing mink is easy to explain. It is the original tradition of Harbin. It likes to show off and is afraid that others will look down on it. Didn't you see that there are often people wearing mink on the bus? Is it skinny? When I bump into a man wearing mink while squeezing on the bus, I like to stick chewing gum to him and show off my wealth on the bus. If I were really rich, I wouldn¡¯t come to the bus! So I wear mink when I¡¯m poor. That¡¯s what it means! And the meaning of being rich and wearing cotton is easier to explain. Generally, really rich people want to be clean and comfortable. They wear mink fur to the extreme, and it¡¯s furry and animal-like, as if It seems that they are rich and unkind, so they mainly wear comfortable clothes. Besides, migrant workers wear suits. Nowadays, many companies like to appear that their companies are more formal, so they require their staff to wear suits, so a large number of migrant workers are Wearing a suit, if you wear a suit and look less classy, ??then others will regard you as a migrant worker. Finally, it is easier for lazy people to wear casual clothes. It started a few years ago, and I don¡¯t know when it became popular. , all of them describe themselves as swordsmen, gunmen, and social beings. They like to wear casual clothes and appear to be yellow, violent, silly, and innocent.Yes, in fact, they are all stupid and just pretending. If they really meet a diehard like Brother Kuang, they will be so scared that they will pee. So they are dressed casually, with two salty hairtail fish tied on their arms and tattoos on their chests. It¡¯s really annoying to think that a civet treats himself as a social person. You¡¯ve also met Dabaozi. Do you think that guy looks like a social person? "
When Old Han said this, Xiao Tang fell silent for a moment. It wasn't until Old Han finished speaking that Xiao Tang asked with a bitter face: "Brother Han, you basically said everything you need to say, so I can't usually do it." Running around the streets with my butt naked? What do you think I should wear?"
Old Han pondered for a moment, and then talked eloquently: "A man has four treasures: one shoe, two loose belts, and four watches. The first is shoes. A man's shoes are equivalent to another face of a man. Shoes must be Choose well, otherwise people will despise you, and keep it tidy. Put a special shoe shine cloth in your pocket, and be sure to keep your shoes tidy. Then the second thing is a lighter, and a better lighter is the most important thing among men. As a tool for communication, especially in social situations, you must not only have a good lighter, but also try to practice some fancy ways to play with the lighter. The third is the belt. A good belt is the symbol of a man. Without a high-end belt, then this man is not a high-end man. Finally, there is the watch. The hands of the watch are constantly moving, and a good watch represents a man¡¯s identity, so Let¡¯s start with the four treasures of men, and then buy a few of these.¡±
Xiao Tang counted with his fingers, calculating over and over again, and then said to Old Han: "Brother Han, I did some calculations, and now I still have about a million or so on hand. The money in hand plus salary and so on Yes, it will take some time to calculate. How much do you think it will cost to buy such four treasures?"
Lao Han gritted his teeth, hesitated for a moment, and then said: "I really have to buy a set no matter what, and wear it regularly. This will definitely leave a better impression on others, but the rest can be bought slowly on Taobao." Shop slowly, so that if you wear one, it will be a real one, especially if everyone knows it is real, then if you wear a fake one in the future, it will also be a real one. In this case, a real set will cost tens of thousands of dollars. That¡¯s about it. The remaining fake ones are cheaper. You can get several sets with two thousand yuan on Taobao"
After hearing Lao Han's words, Xiao Tang's eyes immediately lit up, and he immediately said: "Brother Han, I know, this is like pouring out the Mingqi in Panjiayuan, as long as your stall sells real ones, Then there will be a lot of people who come here because of it, especially those who don¡¯t know the business or those who don¡¯t understand it half-heartedly. If you sell them fake products in the future, they will treat them as treasures!¡±
Seeing that Xiao Tang had a good understanding, he continued: "As for clothes, let me give you some advice. You are about the same as me, with a big body and a round waist. Although wearing a suit can make you look more visible, you have not received any systematic professional training. For traditional training, wearing a suit can easily be misunderstood as a migrant worker, so it is recommended that you wear a leather jacket and a Tang suit instead. The leather jacket itself gives people a deeper feeling, and especially the Harley-Davidson suit, it makes you look more sophisticated. With a little bit of decadence, this feeling can just suppress your youthful impetuousness. Now, if you keep a short, sad stubble, and pair it with a pair of Ray-Ban sunglasses, the effect will be much better. ! And when the weather gets hot, wearing a retro Tang suit, this image should suit you better!"
Xiao Tang was deeply shocked after hearing this. Old Han is indeed the Old Han of Invincible Dragon Bookstore. This old bird must have deceived young girls in his early years. He looked like a mature character at first glance, and immediately said: "Brother Han! I My admiration for you is like the endless flow of a river, and like the Yellow River that overflows out of control"
Old Han rolled his eyes at Xiao Tang, and then said: "Don't do this, do you think I'm so easy to fool? The only thing left is to match the jewelry. It's best to get a thinner sterling silver or platinum chain to wear. As for what you have on your hands, you can go to Taobao and look for a bracelet, then a pair of agate beads, and then two more simple rings. I guess there will be no problem if you wear this outfit. Wearing a Harley-Davidson suit When wearing a Tang suit, wear a bracelet, and when wearing a Tang suit, wear Buddhist beads, and the inside of the ring can be engraved on Taobao. You can engrave the name of the little bell on it, and then show it to her and say, "Always keep it." If you put her next to you, you will probably be moved to pieces!"
Xiao Lingdang was not moved now, but Xiao Tang himself was so moved by Old Han's words that he cried and said: "Brother Han, I won't say anything anymore, you are really my brother, you He's my brother! I don't want the 200,000 you owe me, no matter if you sell the house or not"
Hearing Xiao Tang¡¯s words, Old Han¡¯s nose almost turned crooked. Damn, you don¡¯t have to pay back 200,000 yuan. How much money can you make from the house I deducted?! But it was hard to explain clearly, so he said: "The next step for you is to look into getting a means of transportation. Ordinarily you should have a driver's license!"
Xiao Tang was stunned for a moment, and then said to Invincible Dragon Bookstore: "Brother Han, I understand, you want me to get a Harley motorcycle, right? I have friends in Tianjin who can get one smuggled in Harley motorcycles are absolutely American originals"
Old Han waved his hand, interrupted Xiao Tang's words, and said angrily: "Are you stupid? Harbin has banned motorcycles. If you ride an American original Harley on the streets, won't you make those fat-minded traffic police fat? If you ask me, just look into buying a car. Anyway, buying a car now doesn¡¯t cost much. Look, Brother Kuang has researched and built a commercial vehicle, and you can research and build a Jeep. Of course, after you have purchased these now, you can also If I don¡¯t have a million left, I can go to the second-hand car market and buy a second-hand SUV. There is no need to buy a new car. The road conditions in Harbin are not good. If I buy a new car, I have to run it together and I am afraid of scratches. If it happens, take Brother Kuang there and I will give you some advice"