After all, Chinese people are so disgusting in the eyes of the world. They work passively for eight hours at work, and then work crazy overtime when others are supposed to rest after work. They like to take advantage of small things and mix work and life. And the most annoying thing is that they love to pry into other people's secrets. If you pry, that's it. After you pry, you will shamelessly spread it all over the world. Therefore, in the eyes of people all over the world, the Chinese are the most annoying, and if nothing happens, they will do it. You like to talk about your ancestors who have been dead for thousands of years. Your ancestors are none of your business! The most irritating thing is the lack of trustworthiness, especially in countries like Europe and the United States, which started as contract-based societies, when faced with the Chinese people who clamor that shopping malls are like battlefields, and that they are constantly using despicable little tricks! So you can't blame others**. ( )
It is basically impossible to gain the trust of those gangs here. Although European and American countries are all contract-based societies, they are not fools. After knowing that you have no faith, they will talk nonsense. If you agree, who will do business with you? Especially after suffering so many losses from the Chinese and being deceived by so many Chinese, people don¡¯t care whether you are from Cantonese or Shanghai, they only know that you are Chinese! So when Secretary Cheng couldn't think of any effective way, he wanted to go back and have a good sleep.
All the way back to my house, where Secretary Cheng bought a classic Chevrolet car, and also spent money to buy a house, very European and American style, a three-story house, with a kitchen and living room on the first floor, plus a bathroom and garage. , and the second floor is full of guest rooms. The attic on the top is mainly filled with sundries and stuff. There is also one in the basement, but it was turned into a temporary shelter by the cautious Secretary Cheng, which is almost full of weapons and daily necessities. necessity.
Secretary Cheng's meaning is very simple, that is, he will not give the initiative to those blond foreigners under any circumstances. Who knows when there will be a natural disaster, and if he leaves his body and bones in a bad place like Iceland, If so, it would be better to go back to the country and go to jail!
Buying a car and a house for Secretary Cheng is also a necessary condition for naturalization in Iceland. Fortunately, the conditions for himself and his son are just enough. After they successfully naturalized in Iceland, they should have bought a car for Mr. Cheng, Cheng Mingyuan, but Cheng Gongzi Chengming Yuan doesn¡¯t have a driver¡¯s license, so he can¡¯t drive on the street at all. Moreover, Cheng Gongzi Chengming Yuan has a lively and indulgent temper. Letting him drive is like giving himself no chance of success. In addition, Cheng Gongzi Chengming Yuan can¡¯t talk about English, just listen to it. It all sounds bad! It would be impossible for him to take the driver's license test, so Secretary Cheng gave up on this idea.
The house itself was a desperate move by a bankrupt local to settle his debt as quickly as possible. Here, Secretary Cheng only paid for the house, which shocked many local people. After all, houses in Europe and the United States are basically bought with loans. , and the loan requires Icelandic nationality. Secretary Cheng himself came to buy a house for naturalization, so looking at the price, it was only equivalent to about 300,000 yuan, so it was settled in one go.
Fortunately, the house is fully equipped with furniture, home appliances, and broadband. Fortunately, Secretary Cheng has more free time. The most expensive thing in European countries is labor. Fortunately, I am not old enough to use it, so I bought it. I furnished the basement myself with the materials, and threw all the useless stuff in the attic!
Fortunately, it took more than a month. During the day, Chenggongzi Chengmingyuan helped clean up the basement when he woke up. At night, he continued to play in the night and night, going back and forth. Fortunately, he finished cleaning up in a month, but the workmanship was not very good. That¡¯s all, after all, no one is from the decoration team, so it¡¯s good to be able to do this!
However, after a busy day and no improvement, Secretary Cheng became a little impatient. When he returned home, he saw a box of take-out pizza thrown on the coffee table in the living room, as well as half a dozen cans of beer, and even a sip of hot beer. There was no food, and the sound of rock music coming from upstairs, as well as the sounds of men and women having fun, told me that Chenggongzi Chengmingyuan had recruited a young lady again! (In Europe and the United States, a dozen is twelve, and half a dozen beer is six cans of beer. Those who frequently consume it in domestic bars should not use the domestic domestic dozen to measure European and American weights and measures.)
Here, Secretary Cheng felt an unknown fire rush to his forehead. He immediately took out a Desert Eagle pistol from the basement, opened the safety and loaded the gun, and rushed upstairs, intending to teach Mr. Cheng Cheng Mingyuan a lesson. This The boy didn't know how high the sky was. Even if he couldn't help him, at least if the cat was at home, he would just stay there and not get into trouble. Who would have thought that this boy would be so unsatisfactory.
In fact, Secretary Cheng didn't realize that after Cheng Gongzi Cheng Mingyuan planned it and rescued him from the mental hospital, he unconsciously pinned his hopes on Cheng Gongzi Cheng Mingyuan again. This modern version of the courage of "Lotus Lantern" is the real-life version of Cheng Gongzi who became famous in Yuan Mental Hospital when Agarwood split the mountain to save his mother.The courage to save dad.
So Secretary Cheng is a little angry now. Originally, his own son, raised by himself, is no worse than others, and even worse than others. Why should his son be so unsatisfactory! Why should my son indulge in debauchery every day and be unable to extricate himself? This is what makes Secretary Cheng the most irritated. Secretary Cheng is a tycoon after all, but he just stumbled upon Shota Inoue. He is about to make a comeback, but he doesn't want to leave him without a successor.
As for the illegitimate son he has never met, he is about to be born now, but without his help, who knows how capable his illegitimate son can be? Besides, after something happens to me, can my mistress give birth to the child? Don't go to some Maria Hospital for drainage! (Maria is the most obscene third-rate abortion hospital in Harbin. Their advertisements are all over the bus. They are so obscene and disgusting.)
In fact, Secretary Cheng has overlooked one of the most important things, which is that over the years, Mr. Cheng and Ming Yuan have developed a habit of being under his wings. When his father is around, he is too lazy to use his hands and brains. Everything is handed over to him. Just give it to your omnipotent father, and you only need to close your eyes and enjoy life, without having to worry about messy things at all. When this habit is developed, naturally, Cheng Gongzi and Ming Yuan will be very incompetent when his father is around, but when his father is not around, there are times when there is no way to escape, so he has to do it on his own. Personal effort.
This is why Cheng Mingyuan, after living in Shenyang, became famous again in a short period of time after going through hardships. He even went to Harbin to rescue his father from a mental hospital. But after my father and I finished plastic surgery and went to Iceland, the idea of ????coming back to a solid state was still willing to hide under my father's wings.
In fact, this is just the mentality of ordinary second-class dudes, and most children born in the 1980s and 1990s also have this problem. They like to rely on others. After all, they have grown up relying on others like this since they were young. It has formed The inertia cannot be changed. If Cheng Gongzi became famous, if he really didn't have his father, I guarantee that he would not be much worse than his father. But as an only son, he has been given high hopes since he was a child, and he has been caring for him since he was a child. , so now, naturally, I cannot normally shoulder the responsibilities and obligations on my shoulders as a man.
Of course, in such a short period of time, Secretary Cheng did not have time to think about these things. After being released from the mental hospital, Secretary Cheng¡¯s thoughts were on how to settle down and live in the future. Although foreign countries are good, no matter how good they are, they are not their place. , it doesn¡¯t matter if you visit here for a while, but in the world of white people, yellow people are second-class citizens. Even in the United States, a country that advertises freedom and democracy, this is also the case. Even the leaders of Asians, those Japanese devils, Here, we are just trying to equalize treatment with the Americans. As a Chinese, we don¡¯t have any thoughts of loyalty to the party and patriotism, let alone thinking about how to develop here.
Moreover, Europe is the birthplace of the Nazis and the birthplace of racial discrimination. If you want to make a name for yourself here, it will be really difficult, so coming here is not a long-term solution. Secretary Cheng began to make calculations. After many calculations, in the end, returning to China was the only solution. After all, China has a large population and not many people are willing to reveal the bad things they did back then. As long as they clean up their foundation, As long as it's clean, that's it. Once you return home smoothly, let nature take its course.
Secretary Cheng was busy and exhausted, just to have a good development when he returned to China. In the end, he neglected Mr. Cheng Cheng Mingyuan. Who would have thought that this damn boy would be like this when he went abroad? It's a big fuss! Fortunately, we are abroad and there are no people who know the ins and outs. If we are still so immature after we return to China, we don¡¯t know how we will die by then. After all, China is the darkest official game center in the world, with two thousand years of struggle for power. After coming down, as soon as I entered the officialdom, I didn't recognize my relatives who were worse than beasts, and I walked down the road cruelly and bloodyly. If I still fail to live up to my expectations when I become a young master, I will face these guys who are worse than beasts when I go back. It's easy to be eaten at any time, not even the dregs are left.
Fortunately, Mr. Cheng Mingyuan did not seek revenge on Zhou Liang, otherwise, he would have turned into a ghost by now, and he didn¡¯t even know how he died! So Secretary Cheng angrily planned to go upstairs and scold Master Cheng Mingyuan to wake him up, otherwise everyone would not have to go back to China.
Secretary Cheng has a gloomy and scary face. Why is it said that Secretary Cheng¡¯s face is scary? In fact, Secretary Cheng and Mr. Cheng have completed plastic surgery and have not fully recovered yet. Their faces are still not fully formed, so their faces are now distorted. A bit scaryNow, although it's not as good as Sister Feng who doesn't need makeup in ghost movies, it can at least scare a strong man into something like a somersault!
Secretary Cheng quickly went upstairs and went straight to Mr. Cheng Cheng Mingyuan's room. Music was playing loudly in the room, and it was not foreign rock music, but Jay Chou's. Secretary Cheng even more Angrily, he pushed open the door and saw Master Cheng, Cheng Mingyuan, smoking a hand-rolled joint with two blond foreign girls, naked buttocks!
After entering the house, Secretary Cheng went up and snatched the marijuana from Mr. Cheng Mingyuan's hand, threw it on the ground and stamped it with two feet. Then after rounding it up, he gave Mr. Cheng Mingyuan a big ear sticker and cursed angrily: "I'll beat you little bastard to death. Even if you pick up foreign girls, you'll smoke weed again. How shameless are you? You're already in Iceland and you're still listening to monks reciting sutras" (Secretary Cheng's treatment of the current The music of Jay Chou and others is completely overthrown and is called a monk chanting sutras.)
Cheng Gongzi Cheng Mingyuan originally came to Europe with no intention of getting involved in drugs, but when he arrived here, he found some soft drugs, such as ecstasy, ecstasy pills, or marijuana, which were simply cheaper than buying prescription drugs in pharmacies in China. It's easier, but here, prescription drugs are more difficult to get, so Mr. Cheng didn't plan to touch these. However, one of the two foreign girls we called today had marijuana on him, and he happened to be finishing up with the two foreign girls. , when I was unable to continue, a foreign girl here took out a joint of marijuana and prepared to get high.
Cheng Gongzi Cheng Mingyuan obviously couldn't stand the temptation of the scent of marijuana in the air, so he naturally took a few puffs and started tossing it again. After the tossing was over, As a result, the girl conjured up a rolled marijuana again like a magic trick, so the three of them were in the room, naked, continuing to smoke marijuana, and unknowingly, Secretary Cheng broke into the door like this And entered.
Here, the hallucination of becoming a master and becoming famous has not disappeared. When I saw my father suddenly popping up, I thought it was another hallucination. I laughed and said in Chinese: "Dad, do you want to have a bite? Do you want me to share a foreign girl?" Can you relax?"
This made Secretary Cheng angry. He immediately ran to the bathroom, filled a large basin with water, rushed into the room, and poured water directly on Master Cheng, Cheng Mingyuan, from head to toe, covering Cheng Mingyuan. Mr. Cheng Ming Yuan suddenly woke up from the cold, and when the two foreign girls saw that something was wrong, they quickly took off their clothes and ran away with their buttocks naked. Then they yelled at Secretary Cheng in English about what he was doing. It's so ungentlemanly!
Mr. Cheng Ming Yuan calmed down for a while, and then gradually regained consciousness. Although he still had that floating feeling, he seemed to be able to think normally now. It may be that this is Europe, and the purity of marijuana is relatively high. It is relatively high, unlike cannabis in China, which is grown by oneself in the deep mountains and old forests. In the end, pesticides and chemical fertilizers are used, so the purity is relatively low.
Seeing Mr. Cheng Mingyuan gradually regaining consciousness, Secretary Cheng quickly pulled off the sheets on the bed and covered Mr. Cheng Mingyuan, for fear that his son would catch a cold and cause the plastic surgery wound to become inflamed. Yes, after all, in European and American countries, it is more difficult to get prescription drugs than drugs. Although I have my own nationality, the streets are full of people with Icelandic nationality. Even if you have a nationality, you may not be able to get prescription drugs. If it weren¡¯t for the fact that prescription drugs are more expensive in Europe and the United States. If it is difficult to get, AIDS will not spread. In Europe and the United States, the main way of spreading AIDS is through drug use, instead of mainly through sexual transmission in China. Here, because the syringes and needles used for drug use are relatively difficult to get, they are all spread. How many people share syringes and needles, which has caused the spread of AIDS here.
But the funny thing is that the epidemic of AIDS in China is mainly due to sexual transmission. China has been the world's largest gay country since ancient times, with the Song and Ming Dynasties being the most important. Basically, those with some wealth are proud of having a good face. Even scholars shamelessly brought a bookboy with them for fun. If AIDS had spread to China during the Song and Ming Dynasties, at least half of China's population would have died, and all of them would have been appointed by imperial officials based on intellectuals. host.
But this has nothing to do with Secretary Cheng. Now Secretary Cheng has an angry look on his face, staring at Mr. Cheng Mingyuan, gritting his teeth without saying a word, which makes Mr. Cheng Mingyuan feel very anxious now. I don't know how to treat my father, whether to admit my mistake or what to do.
After holding it in for a long time, Secretary Cheng suddenly retracted the angry look on his face, sniffing the smell of marijuana in the room, with a sad look on his face, as if he had aged about ten years in an instant, sat down on the ground slumped, and sighed softly: "I thought you had the ability to rescue me, but you have grown up and can take charge of your own business! Who knew I was overthinking it, and I am really disappointed in you."It¡¯s over¡¡±
Cheng Mingyuan, the son of Cheng Mingyuan, was a bit slow because he was smoking marijuana. It took him a long time to realize what his father meant, so he said unconvinced: "Isn't it just that I found two foreign girls? ? Isn¡¯t it just a couple of puffs of marijuana? What are these? It won¡¯t affect anything even if you return to China!¡±
Cheng Gongzi Cheng Mingyuan's retort immediately aroused Secretary Cheng's rage, and he immediately shouted: "Nothing? You don't even look at who you are playing. He is a foreign Chinese who grew up abroad. You don't know how to say Forget about English, after all, no one can speak a small language like Icelandic, but look at what song you are listening to? It¡¯s Jay Chou¡¯s piece of shit where the monk recited the Invincible Dragon Bookstore Sutra. Who can you fool when you go back? And then there¡¯s you You don¡¯t know English, but you can speak Shandong fluently in Mandarin. Who are you kidding? In the end, you are taking drugs. Who knows if you will talk about all kinds of things when you get high? How will our father and son die by then? Do not know at all¡¡"