"Huh?" When He Lianfeng appeared in front of Mr. Ala Jun with a troubled face, Mr. Ala Jun felt that his thinking was a little unable to keep up.
"There are some things I want to ask you."
"Hey, you just used honorifics" Twitching the corner of his mouth, Ala Trash Lord let He Lianfeng into the house.
"In the current situation, shouldn't it be us three lost guys asking you for help?" He poured a glass of water for Helianfeng. I have to say that Ala Trash is still very polite to unfamiliar men.
"The ancients said that when three people are together, there must be my teacher. What I want to consult with Lord Jun Ala is about another aspect." He Lianfeng pushed up his glasses and said.
"On the other hand?? Uhwait a minute, you just called me a garbage man! Why can you call an unfamiliar person by his nickname so naturally!"
"No, I always thought that Ara Garbage-kun is your destiny. When I was inputting text, I also felt that Ara Garbage-kun was much easier than Araragi-kun~~" A [Please don't care] He Lianfeng explained.
"Hey! You make me feel so sad in my life!"
"Getting back to the topic" In order to avoid going off topic due to Ala Trash Lord's complaints, He Lianfeng even brought the topic back.
After coughing twice, Mr. Ala Jun saw He Lianfeng being so formal and sat down. He looked at this guy who was full of mysteries and said, "So, what exactly do you want to ask?"
"Please" He Lianfeng frowned and looked at Ala Trash Lord with great seriousness.
"Please teach me how to get along with girls! Oh, you trash teacher!"
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"HugI'm sorryI don't think I heard clearly" There was a black line on his face, and Alajun Jun held his forehead.
Hey hey hey, is now really the time to think about this? I came to a baffling world inexplicably, and met even more baffling people in the baffling world.
"You heard me right, I have always felt that if you can survive in such a harsh environment, you must have your own unknown way of survival! I am very curious!" He Lianfeng pushed up his glasses again, and there was a flash of light in the lenses. A glorious light passed.
"Well in some sense, it's really a harsh living environment" Not to mention that he hadn't noticed yet, but when Helianfeng reminded him, Ala Trash Lord suddenly realized that his living environment was really quite harsh.
Even deep down in my heart, I feel a little proud that I can survive in this environment.
"What the hell am I thinking!!" Suddenly he woke up, and Alajun Jun hit his head on the table.
I was ashamed of my pride and elation at that moment.
"Well maybe, you can tell me about your situation" Looking at He Lianfeng's serious eyes, Ala Trash Lord could only make a suggestion with a dry smile.
Although I really want to shout to this inexplicable person, "Go to hell!" ], but in this situation, it is obviously unreasonable to offend this person.
After all, whether you can go back or not depends on this person.
"Ahem, it's like thisfor some reasons, I have deeply offended some womenso I would like to ask, what is a sincere apology"
"ha?"
"Wait a minute, I'm very concerned about it. Just now you said [some women], right? This man in front of me, who is elegant and looks like a social elite, turns out to be such a scumbag in nature!" With such a character, can you really trust him about going home? !
The corners of his mouth were twitching so hard that he didn¡¯t know what expression he should use.
"Hey, don't look at me like a scumbag. I personally feel that someone who did such things to his sister is the least qualified to look at me like this"
"No one would be such a scumbag! Uhwhy do I feel like my privacy has been violated"
"But as far as I know, you don't even have human rights when facing many girls"
"Rumors! It's definitely rumors!" Although he strongly denied it, his tone revealed a deep sense of powerlessness.
"As long as the apology is sincere, everything else is just a formality." In order to avoid more privacy being exposed by the other party, or to escape, Alaslub Jun re-set the topic.
"Form?" Touching his chin, Helianfeng obviously still didn't understand.
"Make no mistake."?¡¡±
The sudden sound coming from outside the door startled both Helianfeng and Ala Trash Lord.
Although the door was closed, He Lianfeng could imagine the slender figure standing outside the door.
"You need to apologize, but everyone"
"Uh" He Lianfeng was speechless.
"Um I personally think Kenshin~~Fashui~~~Edward~~ should be able to readily forgive me, after all, I am a man"
¡°Hmm, it seems I missed someone?
Lelouch?
Sorry, I have no idea of ??apologizing to that guy. Anyway, I won¡¯t be mad to death.
"" Kikyo outside the door said nothing, only the sound of footsteps gradually disappearing.
"I said what you just said is that women are too stingy, right" With a subtle smile, Mr. Ala Trash looked like he was gloating.
"Although it is the truth, did you actually say it in front of the lady?" As he approached He Lianfeng, Ala Trash Lord had an expression of "You are too young."
"Uh" He smiled dryly, and He Lianfeng suddenly realized that Platycodon wouldn't be angry um probably not right?
"Um, excuse me, I'll take my leave first." After getting up, He Lianfeng walked to the door.
"Where is it~~ I just hope you can send us back as soon as possible" Mr. Ala Trash looked cheerful and gloating.
"As for how to balance the relationship between female friends that you taught me, I will work hard to study and improve it" He Lianfeng said some meaningless words, but the hearty smile on his face made Ala Trash Lord immediately. Feeling very bad.
"Wrong I may have misunderstood" Seeing He Lianfeng closing the door and going out, Alas Jun felt some inexplicable palpitations.
"Bump bump" The knock on the door rang again.
"Did you forget to take anything?" He glanced at the table subconsciously. He Lianfeng didn't seem to have left anything behind.
"I said so what uh" He didn't finish his sentence.
In other words, our trash classmate has no more to say.
A very familiar cold feeling in the mouth.
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"Your Excellency Farquhar, there is news from our headquarters that Hawkeye, one of the Shichibukai, has arrived in the East China Sea for unknown reasons. Let us pay more attention"
On a certain navy warship, Farquhar, who was writing and drawing on a chart, received a telegram from the navy headquarters.
"Why do you need us to pay more attention? We don't have much leisure here." The corner of his mouth curled up, and Farquhar put down the drawing pencil in his hand.
"Although it is said to be distrust and mutual usebut I have to say that setting up the [Shichibukai] is a clever moveSengokuthe marshal is not that stubborn."
"Based on Hawkeye's personality, I guess he just got excited and went there to have fun This department is a bit too sensitive" Tap his mask lightly, Farquhar's eyes flicked from the three bounty cards on his desk. Order to scan.
"But that's it. When Hawkeye comes back, go and tell him a message. I'll invite him to have a meal Keep an eye on me. With Hawkeye's skill, if you want to return to the Grand Line, you don't need to go through the Upside Down Mountain. You can go directly from You can get through it in a calm zone.¡±
"Yes!" The man in charge of the messenger quickly saluted.
"" Without speaking, Farquhar just nodded with satisfaction and turned around and walked out of the office.
At this time, the five warships under Farquhar were in a V-shaped formation, facing a small island.
"Your Excellency Farquhar! The opponent's ship has been sunk and is now retreating to the rocks ahead. Do you want to organize manpower to capture it?" A naval officer with the rank of colonel came to Farquhar.
"No matter what, the other party is a great pirate with a net worth of 200 million, and he is also a person with fruit abilities. Now that he is cornered, do you still want to fight him hand-to-hand?" Looking at the commander in disbelief, Farquhar did not hide the ridicule in his tone.
"Uh" The colonel was speechless for a while.
"Use artillery to wash the ground. Keep the minimum amount of ammunition, and use all the rest on the rocks in front. Then go directly to the sea to salvage" He shrugged, ignoring the monster-like look in the eyes of the colonel who was cooperating for the first time. .
"Of course, if that pirate can still leave a whole body"
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"Lord Farquhar"
"Why are all the items crowded together" Farquhar sighed.
"what happened again?"
"This is the latest report on [Hurricane] law revision"
¡°Yeah, yeah, yeah~~The most active guy¡¡± After a pause, the smile on Farquhar¡¯s mouth widened again.
"What's going on recentlyall of them are popping upbutthis is not bad"
PS: The author conducted a poll If you are interested, you can check it out.
Regarding the three people who intruded into the Bakemonogatari, they will not become crew members (the time of intrusion was in the middle of the Bakemonogatari, and Shinobu was not in the shadow of Jun Jun at this time)