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- Disappointment, unwillingness, anger, and many complex emotions filled the fat bitch¡¯s heart. While he was falling, he kept thinking, it would be fine if my brother just fell straight to death, but he must not scratch my face. . .
¡°Then he felt too damn frustrated. This situation is like meeting a hot and open girl in a bar at midnight. And being open means that you can't help but take her to a hotel to book a room.
Under such historical conditions, maybe you would say, "Can I hold your hand," and then nod; then you would ask, "Can I kiss your mouth," and continue to nod; and then you couldn't help but ask, "Can I kiss your mouth?" Can I touch your chest?" and still nod. Finally, your blood boils and you ask, "Can I take off your clothes?" and still nod.
Just when you were trying to take off your beauty¡¯s panties, she suddenly spoke: ¡°I¡¯m sorry, I¡¯m a police officer.¡±
The result can be imagined, you may be arrested for illegal prostitution.
The magical thing about this country is that it can actually coin the term "illegal prostitution", which makes people full of expectations for "legal prostitution". No wonder almost every major city in the country has a signature red light district. It seems that In order to facilitate investment promotion.
The words belong to the home, and through the above metaphors, you can imagine how dull the bitch's mood at this moment.
However, while falling rapidly, a huge tree of unknown age protruded from the cliff and lay across it. There is no doubt that the fat swordsman's luck broke out in the small universe at this time, and he fully developed Xiaoqiang's spirit in time, and stunned the fat man who was about to fall into a meat pie.
But this kind of rough, nearly cut-in-the-half rescue effort almost caused the fat man to almost die. Imagine descending at a speed of 100 kilometers per hour, and then having close contact with an old tree trunk that stretches out. It is actually not a pleasant thing.
The only advantage is that under such a strong impact, the rope tied to Fatty's body was directly blown away by the giant tree, which also indirectly acted as a buffer for Fatty.
At the critical moment, the fat man who was lucky enough to survive gritted his teeth and endured the severe pain, burst out with amazing spiritual power, and instantly displayed two colorful tail feathers from his vest, making a close call less than ten yards from the ground. Glide over dangerous terrain. Its high difficulty and graceful posture are comparable to the stunt of "flying on the grass". . .
And the most terrifying thing is that at the moment when he was gliding into the sky, Fatty could clearly see countless alien species densely appearing on the ground. These aliens were obviously frightened by the fat man. At this moment, they followed the fat man into the sky like bombers and pounced into the void. . .
"Uncle, I was so scared that my heart almost jumped out of my skin!" The fat man escaped and kept slapping his chest with his right hand to show his determination. But then, he couldn't laugh anymore. Probably thousands. . . Not tens of thousands. . . Maybe hundreds of thousands? The flying team, which looked like mice, flew towards the fat man in unison.
??????????????????????????????????????????¡ But this guy actually has a fatal weakness that makes people spit blood, that is - he is quite afraid of mice.
In order to get rid of rats, this guy once bought powerful rodenticide from a street stall in Tianqiao to eliminate his natural enemies. But today's rats are obviously not ordinary rats. They eat whole grains with great taste, and they are completely immune to the powerful drugs that the fat man brought. The fat man finally had to raise a magical cat comparable to Garfield, and finally solved the rat problem.
Originally, I thought that in the world of cultivation, I would not be afraid even if I saw a monster, but I didn¡¯t expect that this valley of love and despair would be so terrifying.
In fact, these rat-faced guys have a very appropriate name: "Monsters".
These guys look exactly like bats from the post-century world. However, the cold light from the green pupils of these monster bat beasts showed that these things that made the fat man sick to the point of vomiting were actually very difficult to deal with.
The fat man guessed right. . . Of course, the demon bat beasts are not easy to mess with. Not only are they numerous in number, but their terrifying flying ability makes the fat classmate feel jealous and only regrets that his parents gave him two fewer legs.
The overwhelming demonic bat beasts were like demonic bats eclipsing the sun, directly blocking the only light in the sky above the Valley of Desolation. For a time, the sky was dark and the earth was dark, with no light from the sun or the moon.
If Fatty hadn¡¯t used the speed and power of gliding to escape into the sky, he might have become the monster bat beast¡¯s meal as soon as he landed. However, Fatty couldn't relax at all now. Don't dare to relax. Surrounded by hundreds of thousands of monster bat beasts, even hundreds of lives are not enough! ! !
No wonder these bellyband girls refuse to talk about the situation here. After making trouble for a long time, you have thrown yourself into a dangerous zone.
Facing thousands of pursuing soldiers, FatIt's also hairy. If you say you want to pursue me, then you can pursue me. Why do you need to bring your family with you? Ami Tofu, God bless. After muttering a few words, the fat man directly opened the Sumeru ring. . . Then he cried. . .
The space of the Xumi Ring is ridiculously large. This thing is simply a cheat bag with a hundred treasures. Fatty usually relies on the various magic weapons in this ring to kill his enemies. He has never thought about organizing the Sumeru Ring. So the problem arises. . .
The first thing he took out was a pair of red trousers. If I remember correctly, this is the thousand-year-old piece of underwear that once disgusted Xiao Wu. . .
Looking back at the pursuing soldiers who were like a sea wave, the fat man felt that the hairs all over his body were standing on end. According to his own calculations, in just a few seconds, he would be swallowed up by the alarmed army of monster bat beasts! ! !
Come again! ! !
The fat man became furious, kneading the magic formula with his hand and then inserted it into the Sumeru ring.
¡°My day!!!¡±
Students who know the Fat Swordsman all know that this guy has extremely weird hobbies, and he even carries around his second concubine¡¯s bellyband from her wedding. . .
A drop of sweat dripped down the fat man's forehead, and the sharp screams from the demon bat army behind him had already made the fat man tremble.
I don¡¯t believe it! The fat man flapped his bone thunder wings and continued to flap forward desperately, trying to distance himself. Unfortunately, this is not possible. How can the flying talent of the monster bat be matched by this half-baked pilot? The distance is getting closer.
Meowing, someone is going to die! ! ! The fat man continued to touch. . .
¡°Maybe luck has completely escaped the fat man, maybe he deserves to be unlucky. Next, the fat man took out another plate of pig head meat, a gourd filled with spiritual wine, and a pair of broken shoes from the ring. . .
Until the end, the fat man finally had no choice but to push down the Sumeru ring and pour the beans through the bamboo tube. So there was no doubt that there was a strange rain of beans in the sky.
The fat man¡¯s tears have already burst. . . This is simply because God forbids me from getting fat!
This rain of beans is none other than the Fat Swordsman¡¯s belongings - a lot of pills. . .
The house leaked and it rained continuously. The fat man had no skills and his eyes were extremely empty. Before dying, he did not forget to assume a Super Saiyan posture. At this moment, Fatty felt as if he had knocked over the five-flavor bottle, and was extremely confused. . .
The first demon bat beast pounced forward! The fat man closed his eyes, waiting to be raped by Ten Thousand Bats.
The second one followed, and then the third one. . .
Has I already been reincarnated? Huh? Why doesn't it hurt? The fat man squinted and opened one eye.
The scene in front of me was simply beyond the imagination of common sense.
The demon bat beasts that originally rushed towards him now all rushed towards the pile of pills!
¡°If I hadn¡¯t seen it with my own eyes, I wouldn¡¯t have believed anything Fatty said, and such a ridiculous scene would have happened. . .
Fatty¡¯s escape route originally stretched the overwhelming monster bat beasts into a long front. The first batch of demon bat beasts that arrived were actually quite interested in the elixir, and they all pounced on them, starting a war for the elixir.
You must know that these pills are mixed with several types of elixirs with different efficacies.
????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? A group of monster bat beasts can take the first batch of pills, can actually turn around and rush towards the group of monster bat beasts following behind.
Immediately, something incredible happened, first a fierce collision, and then an incomprehensible chaos.
The fat man was completely stunned. What on earth is going on? Is it possible that the demon bat beast will also rebel?
As the lowest level of garbage in the demon world, the demon bat beast is actually quite a troublesome character.
The first thing is that this beast is ugly, the second thing is that it is extremely numerous, and the most important thing is that the Monster Bat Beast is actually a bloodthirsty monster.
A large-scale collision occurred between a group of monster bat beasts ahead, and the bloodshed was inevitable. As a result, countless monster bat beasts rushed forward and devoured his skin and bones. This wasn't over yet. After the devouring, more monster bat beasts rebelled and had an internal conflict with the subsequent team. Then one pass passed from ten to ten, and countless bloody storms broke out in the air. Tens of thousands of monster bat beasts started an internal war in the blink of an eye.
After studying it carefully, Fatty finally figured out what happened.
I love Ichijo Chai. I wonder which comrade still remembers this elixir. Once upon a time, Fatty discovered that the efficacy of this elixir was too overbearing. So I ground this material into powder early and packed it away.
Just now, when I fell into the wind, all the elixirs came out. Now IA piece of firewood will naturally scatter if you love it, plus it will blow in the wind. Naturally, it blows as far as it goes.
Then, it happened.
Countless demon bat beasts have inhaled the diluted I Love Ichijo Chai. Although it is diluted, the domineering power of this substance is obvious to all. In addition, the demon bat beast itself is small in size, and a little bit of the drug can be enough to trigger it. Symptoms appear. So the demon bat beast who took the magic medicine first suddenly realized that he actually needed some kind of spiritual comfort, so he turned around and joined his own camp to find a partner.
But how could they have imagined that the later demon bat beasts would all be male. . .
It is easy to deduce from the following that the demon bat beast in the front is in heat, and those coming from behind are not allowed to do it. So the two sides got into an inexplicable fight. . . The dead demon bat beast was eaten by the bloodthirsty guy, but the medicinal power in the blood spread along, and so on, the more it was done, the more chaotic the scene became. . .
The fat man was completely safe, and he stared at the monster bat beasts fighting in amazement. Then the guy very coquettishly wiped a strand of long hair on his forehead, turned around and walked away quickly. n - Didn't finish reading? Add this book to your favoritesI'm a member and bookmarked this chapterCopy the address of this book and recommend it to your friends for pointsChapter error? Click here to report
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