"Oh my God!" The two of them cursed at the same time. There is no other reason for reading at Lingdian. The personalities of these two people directly determine the result.
As we all know, Zuo Yijian has always been a man of few words and a cold-blooded person who dares to fight for anything. I think I lost an arm because of this temper. Brother Stallion, on the other hand, is more sultry. Although he is very powerful, he has an extremely straightforward temper.
They are both experts in using swords, one is smooth and the other is cunning and changeable. After just one meeting, the two had a fierce collision, sparks flying everywhere.
"Banana and Bala! We are all our own! Stop!" The bitch got angry and threw out a formation disk. This thing exploded with a "poof~" when it hit the ground, raising a burst of red mist.
Often the simplest ones are also the most effective.
Generally speaking, in a duel between masters, others cannot intervene. But the fat slut not only fucked her, but was also quite rough.
A choking red mist drifted away from the field, and visibility in Lima dropped to zero.
¡°Cough cough cough!!!¡±
"Hit a hammer, one of our own." The fat swordsman waved his small hand, and a breeze swept by. . .
"Fengxing Jue", the most basic small five element method, dispels the red mist in the field.
It¡¯s so rude! Everyone sighed and sighed, but he has personality!
The smell of chili powder lingered in the air, and the two of them covered their faces with runny noses and tears streaming down their faces. Sure enough, it's quite vulgar. Using chili powder to make a formation plate, the Fat Swordsman is unprecedented and unprecedented!
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Fire Cloud Cave is the only path leading to the Sword Domain.
After everyone gathered together, Fatty briefly introduced Brother Stallion to everyone. At this moment, everyone didn't care about anything else. They were all as excited as passionate young people.
The fat swordsman simply assigned the team first: "Brother Stallion, I know you are fierce, but I will give you a hard time and follow you at the end of the team. If there is any trouble in Shimen, you can act accordingly. Monk, you are thick-skinned, Take the lead. Zhang Yu, Luo Xiaowu, and Huang Xiaoxie, you will be aggrieved for the time being and serve as logistical supplies in the middle of the team. Mie Mie, with one sword, you two are optimistic about the enemies on the left and right wings, and Brother Monkey will be in charge of command in the middle."
Then, the fat man added: "I will be the captain of the Kitchen Knife Team, and the deputy captain, the farmer brother.
"Those who are not assigned will be temporarily free persons."
The little kid was secretly happy when he heard this. He never imagined that he was now a free man. Wouldn't that mean he could paddle secretly?
Having said this, the fat man¡¯s eyes fell on Monk Hua and said with a smile: ¡°Monk, it¡¯s your turn to show off, go ahead.¡±
Seeing that everyone¡¯s eyes were focused on him, Monk Hua looked a little excited, and he also showed a bit of potential as a contestant, leading the way.
In front of you is a towering mountain. There is a stone wall at the foot of the mountain. Under the stone wall is a huge stone door with three large seal characters written on it: Fire Cloud Cave!
With great enthusiasm, Monk Hua rushed over and pushed the stone door. Unexpectedly, after pushing for a long time, the huge stone door did not move at all.
Everyone was quite surprised. Why couldn't the door be opened?
After looking at it for a long time, Monk Hua became a little discouraged, and murmured to himself: "Is it possible that only by shouting "open sesame" can this broken door be opened? Ah!!!"
Before he finished speaking, just when Monk Hua said the four words "open sesame", the huge stone door suddenly moved and fell forward with lightning speed, pressing Monk Hua to the ground.
There was a loud bang, and everyone couldn't bear to turn their heads and look at the battle in front of them. Monk Hua was probably crushed into a pulp, right? In other words, it was crushed into a human-shaped piece of paper?
"Monk, are you dead? Say a word if you're dead!" Brother Stallion shouted with gloating.
Brother Monkey was following the monk. At this moment, he discovered a very cruel fact and shouted to Brother Stallion: "Stop shouting, he will probably be crushed."
Fortunately, Brother Stallion has the secret of rejuvenation, so he can step forward to be the savior at this time. A milky white light flashed, and the giant door at the bottom returned to its original position. Then Monk Hua slowly stood up from the ground, his whole face looking ashen. Unspeakably embarrassed.
Patting the soil on his body, Monk Hua¡¯s eyes were moist, and he cursed: "Oh my God, didn¡¯t you just shout "Open Sesame"? How couldah?!!!"
With a loud bang, Shimen fell down again shockingly, crushing Monk Hua into mincemeat.
"It's too cruel!" Huang Xiaoxie covered his eyes, he couldn't bear to look at it.
"This time the situation is better, you see. He still has one hand outside." The fat man explained a fact very rationally.
¡°??Child, you are too careless. "The little kid turned his head and sighed.
"That's right. We haven't entered the Fire Cloud Cave yet. I guess the Thief Monk is heartbroken right now." Zuo Yijian also sighed with a sigh on his face.
He was pulled out from under the stone door again. At this time, Monk Hua was worried about death. He closed his lips tightly, fearing that he would say the wrong word again. His feet were not idle, and he was planning to leave the dangerous place quickly, at least three feet away. The scope of Shimen's oppression.
The little kid smiled and said: "By the way, monk, you go a little further, if you ask Open Sesame again"
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There was another loud noise. Just as Monk Hua walked a distance of more than two feet, and before he was completely out of the danger zone, the stone door came down again, causing the child to become paralyzed. . . And he has lower body paralysis.
It was only then that the little kid realized what a stupid mistake he had made. His expression was filled with fear, and he was stunned and speechless.
When he was pulled out for the third time, Monk Hua rushed towards the army as fast as he could without saying a word, yelling: "You little bastard, I will kill you!"
?????????????????????????????????Everyone felt that the figure flashed, and Monk Hua had already grabbed the kid's neck. The two fell to the ground and struggled together. They looked no different from street gangsters fighting.
Witnessing the funny scene happening in front of their eyes, everyone was dumbfounded.
"Okay, stop making trouble."
The fat man separated the two people who were playing with their lives, and then shouted "Open Sesame" from a distance. After the stone door opened, a group of people swarmed in, and finally entered the mysterious Fire Cloud Cave.
Bang, about ten seconds later, the door slammed shut.
In an instant, the cave became pitch black, and you couldn't see your fingers. Everyone was quite puzzled. Logically speaking, they had all reached the golden elixir stage and had the ability to see at night. How could they not see anything?
"ah!"
"ah!"
"Help!"
Several screams came one after another, making the originally eerie atmosphere a bit scary.
Hearing the screams, everyone¡¯s hearts sank. Could it be that there was a monster sneaking up in the dark? He scolded the place next door and couldn't lock it if he couldn't see anyone. Wouldn't that mean he would just stand there and be ravaged?
At the critical moment, several fires lit up one after another, illuminating the cave with light. I saw several female classmates each holding a torch in their hands, resolving the predicament at hand. Luo Xiaowu smiled a little proudly: "Fortunately, I made some preparations in advance, otherwise I would have been very embarrassed."
Afterwards, everyone began to search for traces of the monster, after all, they had just been attacked. . .
After a blink of an eye, most people showed very weird smiles.
The monster was not seen, but the pervert did catch one. Fatty, a bitch, was thrown into Zhang Yu's arms, his big head kept rubbing against his chest, and he even muttered: "5555, sister, I So scared"
Everyone looked away in embarrassment, pretending not to recognize the fat man.
Huang Xiaoxie was angry and said angrily: "Master!!! The rabbit still doesn't eat the grass beside the nest!!!"
"That's right" Luo Xiaowu agreed, looking at Fatty with eyes full of contempt.
At such a critical moment, Huang Xiaoxie was still in the mood to chat, and secretly asked Monk Hua next to him: "Brother, have you taken action too? Did you touch it? I touched it. It feels really good"
"I just touched one, and I don't know who I touched. The butt is so big" Monk Hua chuckled lewdly.
"Minato, you just touched me!" The fat official glanced at Monk Hua and snorted coldly.
Monk Hua has only one idea at the moment, which is to lie down against the wall and vomit out everything he ate today. Because, he just lied. Not only did he touch that legendary big butt, he also lowered his head and kissed it. . .
The group reached the depths while fighting, and everyone saw only an endless sea of ??fire.
The sky and the earth are all burning flames, including the ground where you stand.
The fat man wanted to scold her now, but he had no time to think about it. He just shouted: "Get out! Get out quickly!!!"
He was burned until black smoke came out all over his body, and he turned around and rushed out of the barrier.
"His mother is stupid. There are skyfires all over the place, how can we get there?" Women love beauty the most. Huang Xiaoxie cried and touched his smoking hair, cursing loudly.
"Yes, I didn't even see clearly what was going on inside. This kind of boundless sea of ????fire would burn us to death even with direct fire." Monk Hua frowned.
"The five elements there should be fire. You think, if we change water and the five elements are in conflict with each other, will we no longer be afraid of fire?"??Asked.
"Okay, it should work. But I just tried it, and the talisman burned away before I even put it on." The fat man smiled bitterly.
¡°Oh my God!¡± Brother Stallion, who had always had a good temper, became angry.
Only Brother Monkey didn¡¯t speak, because he didn¡¯t know what to say at all. For him, he was just following his elder brother to rescue his sister-in-law, and he didn't need to worry about other things.
Everyone has a first time. It's the exploratory stage now, and Fatty is not in a hurry. This is a necessary stage. Only those who can calm down and think carefully will have the last laugh.
Others also calmed down and sat at the door, deep in thought.
It is worthy of a contest player. Fatty was the first to wake up from his reverie. He said: "After much thought, it should still be a problem with the Five Elements. There are two ways to solve it now. One is to use the fire escape technique to get in directly, and the other is to use the Five Elements Pearl. I have heard of something called the Canghai Pearl. Uh, which one of you has this thing?¡±
Hear the first few sentences. Everyone's eyes lit up, but after hearing the last sentence, everyone's eyes dimmed again. Obviously, the fire escape technique is possible, but God knows how deep it is here. Once it is unfathomable, you can't always maintain the fire escape state, right? As for Canghai Pearl? Never heard of it.
Huang Xiaoxie blinked and suddenly smiled: "It doesn't seem to be that troublesome. Have you forgotten that we still have the transformation charm?"
Everyone was excited when they heard this, but then they said nothing. Directly lock your eyes on the handsome fat guy.
"Why me?" The fat man was a little inexplicably frightened.
"Because you are the captain." The monk said with his hands clasped together.
"Because you are a heavyweight. We are not as fat as you." The little kid covered his mouth and laughed.
"Because you are the most handsome. Go, Master, I support you mentally." Huang Xiaoxie looked at the fat man with pity.
Brother Monkey is the most kind, and he couldn¡¯t bear to look at the fat brother. Lower your head, silence is golden.
"How can you talk like this? Do you still have any humanity? What if he dies?" Brother Stallion severely criticized Monk Hua and others, which immediately moved the fat man to tears. Unexpectedly, this guy suddenly filmed Holding the fat man's shoulders. He said earnestly: "Brother, don't be afraid, you will never die. You know, I have the magic of rejuvenation. If you unfortunately die, I will rush in with the magic weapon to save you. Be brave and go."
The fat man was heartbroken. Under the intimidating gazes of everyone, he transformed into a humanoid shrimp soldier. This shrimp soldier's eyes were full of tears of grievance, his face was full of generous lamentations, and his steps were extremely heavy. It was very heroic and heroic that a warrior would never return, and he dived into the barrier of Fire Cloud Cave.