As we all know, Fatty Bitch is actually a very active person in his inner world.
Before going out, the second aunt, Yin Lingyun, spent the night having sex with the fat and handsome guy. After the two had an intense love affair at night, they couldn't sleep for a while, so they couldn't help but talk to each other, and almost had a truth or dare.
It shouldn¡¯t be done at all! The fat man was so regretful that his intestines were blue. He was impulsive last night. He confessed a lot of things. For example, he had seen the beauty under the skirts of the Red Flower Club beauty and Sister Ruhua. For example, he misses Jin Rui Liuxia's silver-white three-point style
Yin Lingyun has always believed that fat officials actually have something very innocent in their hearts. Sometimes he would be so honest that he would tell many secrets that most people would never tell. In fact, except for those unfortunate things, Fatty basically said everything he should and should not say.
When he heard the news that the fat and handsome boy was going to Sword Domain, Yin Lingyun's face was full of heartfelt worry: "You won't just ignore Aunt Bao'er after you find her, right?"
The fat man was startled and said: "How is this possible? In my heart, your position is absolutely impossible to shake"
"Liar, you said it the night before yesterday" The second aunt blushed when she said this, and was embarrassed to say the next words. Fatty tried hard to recall, but found that he couldn't recall anything. In fact, the night before yesterday, he told his second aunt a lot of secrets from the Lingyun Sect.
Seeing that the fat man didn't speak, Yin Lingyun said softly: "What's wrong, are you angry? I didn't blame you. I know you didn't mean it at that time"
The fat man is now innocent again. He frowned and said: "Actually, going to the Sword Domain this time seems to be a little too difficult. I am only a Nascent Soul, so I can still decide between life and death."
very good. This is what I appreciate most about you! Yin Lingyun felt that the fat man was really honest, and immediately felt that he had chosen the right person. After thinking about it, she blinked her big eyes and said, "Sister Qiuxiang often mentions you to me. I think she seems How about I help you talk about it?"
Life, this is life! The fat man is quite impressed. Looking at the entire cultivation world, there are not many people who can let their wives take the initiative to help pick up girls. The fat official is one of them. This is definitely a very high achievement!
Thinking that the fat man was not happy, Yin Lingyun said coquettishly: "Husband, give me some face! She is soso powerful every day. She can't do it alone. Can I ask her sister to help?"
The fat man just felt that his life had reached the highest point, and he couldn't relax for a while. He said with a dazed expression: "Okay, do whatever you like."
Yin Lingyun felt mixed emotions after hearing this Out of a girl's unique fantasy, she very much hoped that one day the fat master could bring her and his flying knife down in front of everyone, and then she would also be able to show off, which must be very exciting.
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This sword discussion meeting is completely different from the previous ones. In the candidate battle alone, there are more than 30 sects who are sure to participate in the battle, which is more than double the number before. The waiting battle that could have ended in one day may be doubled in time. There's no end to the competition. In this case, it's useless no matter how anxious the fat and handsome guy is.
The rules of the alternate battle are recognized as fair and perfect in the cultivation world. The double-elimination elimination system prevents each sect from losing the qualification to challenge due to an unexpected defeat. This also ensures that every player can be in a calm state. Playing in a psychological state, and this is one of the key factors to maximize one's state.
The only flaw may be the lottery system, because not every school participating in the alternate competition has an integer number of two.
Take this year as an example, one of the thirty-seven sects participating in the alternate battle must have a bye, and the remaining thirty-six will fight against each other. The winning eighteen sects will remain in the winner group, and the losing ones will be Stay in the loser group, and the lucky sect drawn early will directly stay in the winner group.
At this time, there are nineteen sects in the winner group. After the same lucky person is drawn, the remaining eighteen sects compete. The winning nine sects plus the lucky person, a total of ten sects will remain in the winner group. The nine losing sects were put into the losers group, and the eighteen sects in the loser group also went through a round of fighting. The losers were eliminated because they had already lost two games, and the winners and the winners were eliminated. A total of eighteen sects eliminated from the group formed the new loser group.
By analogy, after four more rounds, the winner group will determine the final winner of this group. At this time, the sect that was pushed into the loser group and the three surviving sects in the loser group will compete for another two rounds to decide. The top two in the loser group will be selected, and then the second place in the loser group will become the third place in the alternate battle. There will be another competition between the winners of the winner group and the loser group, and the winner will be this year¡¯s winner. The first place in the alternate battle, the loser will be the second place.
If you are lucky, you can win after only two battles.He won the first place in the alternate battle. However, since this was God's favor, and the ones defeated in those two battles were strong men who survived after several rounds of fighting, this first place was well deserved.
Of course, there are many small rules in the alternate battle. For example, if two teams that have competed before meet again, there will no longer be a competition, and the result of the first competition will prevail. Once one side leads three games in a competition, the competition ends, etc. These are all to prevent the alternate battle from being lengthy to the point of overshadowing the competition. After all, the most thrilling thing in the sword competition is the final sword competition.
However, this sword discussion competition is obviously going to subvert all previous traditions. The thirty-seven sects participating in the alternate battle is an unprecedented record. Even the organizers did not expect so many new sects to participate in the battle!
Iron Sword Sect¡ª¡ªFive Poison Sect.
This is exactly the outline of a standby battle that the fat handsome guy is watching.
Of course, the fat and handsome guy and his team were the team that was given a bye this time, and it was a pain to have nothing to do, so he also became a spectator. . . I don¡¯t know whether it was decided by drawing lots or if there was some shady secret behind it, but after all, he was the son-in-law of the organizer Lianyun Sword Sect. Although people with a discerning eye may be disdainful, they have nothing to say.
Drinking the spiritual tea, I watched with great interest the two people on the stage punching and kicking each other. From time to time, some strange mist would erupt, which was probably the poison emitted by the poisonous insects of the Five Poison Sect.
The fellow from the opponent's Iron Sword Sect is not weak either. Seeing the opponent unleashing fierce poison, he also summoned a dark and thick iron sword from his body. He danced several sword rays to fight back.
"Second sister, I think this dark-faced man is going to lose." Brother Monkey stared at the two people on the stage intently, and communicated with Huang Xiaoxie in due course.
Huang Xiaoxie heard this and said, "I don't know. This dark-faced man looks bulky, but he actually has some tricks up his sleeve. Look at his footwork."
When everyone heard this, they all looked towards the field. I saw the man holding the sword, his face was suppressed by the poisonous mist of the Five Poison Sect, but in fact his steps were not chaotic at all. He used the iron sword to drive away the poisonous mist in an orderly manner while retreating sharply with his footwork. On the other hand, the person from the Five Poison Sect is now covered with all kinds of strange insects. He uses poison as a weapon and moves freely with his hands and feet.
"Without three moves, the Five Poison Sect will be defeated." The fat bitch played with the tea cup in his hand, took a breath, turned around and left the venue.
There was a "poof" sound behind him, followed by the sound of the Sanyin Jue of judgment.
"Iron Sword Gate wins!"
"It seems that this kind of insignificant competition really doesn't interest Fatty Bitch." The grade is too low!
"The Ghost Disguise Talisman, how many times has Fatty used it?"
?Everyone knows that if you have something like this, it¡¯s impossible for a fat person to just leave it alone. This time, Fatty was bored and planned to do something meaningful.
As the saying goes, it is better to rob than to make money, and it is better to steal than to rob Fatty now wants to be a master thief who comes back and disappears without a trace.
If you want to steal something, this is the best time. . .
But there is another problem. The Lianyun Sword Sect has terrifying mountain-protecting formations everywhere, which prevents him from sending disciples running around. Taking Bitch Fat as an example, disciples of the Lianyun Sword Sect can come in and out at will, but if disciples of other sects or casual cultivators want to step into the mountain gate, they must first break through the world-famous Liangyi and Fourxiang Formation. ¡
Fatty doesn¡¯t have that kind of awesome strength now, so he can only save the country through curves.
The only exception among the Lianyun Sword Sect is the Jueqing Mountain Range. There are many mountains in this place. Basically, one Immortal Mansion occupies one mountain range. Some hills are guarded by formations, while others are not.
Despite this, few people dare to approach here. Because there are some unreasonable masters here who have hot tempers and don't like to talk about big principles. When they encounter disciples running around, they usually beat them up. Of course, these Lianyun Sword Sect's secrets are also the information that Fatty Fatty obtained from Yin Lingyun after many days of hard work.
What Fatty is going to now is a mountain top without formation protection. In fact, some fat people can break through some mountain-protecting formations, but they dare not break them. Once they enter the formation, even if they are careful, the other party will notice it.
The boss of this mountain is called the Demon Buddha King, and his true form is a Pegasus.
It is said that this demon Buddha king was once the leader of the divine horse of the Heaven Realm Royal Horse Supervisor, and he was also an out-and-out stallion. Because of his merit in breeding, he created many ponies, known as the number one horse in heaven, and later became the mount of the Happy Buddha in the Western Paradise.
?????????? Later, this stallion had a turmoil in his heart because of his relatively active heart. He felt that life was a bit boring, or maybe he felt empty, lonely, and cold, so he became a demon in the lower world.
But this guy didn¡¯t forget his roots and still believed in Buddhism, so he occupied a hilltop of the Lianyun Sword Sect and recruited a group of followers, calling himself the Unparalleled Demon Buddha King.?Even the Yunjian Sect turned a blind eye to this kind of thing. After all, he came from the upper world and had a somewhat popular background. As long as this demon Buddha king did not harm the cultivation world, he could just treat him as a free guest elder to support the mountain gate.
? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? but the demon buddha king was actually a very characterful figure who was highly respected by many lewd thieves in the cultivation world. There is no other reason. This guy really has not forgotten his roots. Not only does he have the nature of a stallion, but he also learned some real skills from the old man Huanxi Buddha, so all the disciples of his sect practice Huanxi Zen!
As far as Fatty knows, Monk Hua once studied under the Demon Buddha King in his early years. Extremely lewd and obscene things. Later, for some unknown reason, I entered Lingfo Temple.
Although the Happy Zen technique of the Demon Buddha King is relatively poor, it is far inferior to the authentic Zen sect. But this sect is the only sect among the currently known sects that can cultivate spiritual consciousness blasting.
The fat man¡¯s intention is self-evident. He has taken a fancy to the Demon Buddha King¡¯s method of spiritual explosion. With this thing, you can be a terrorist in future fights and kill your opponents with remote control bombs. . .
Things like Taoist jade slips cannot be stolen. All Fatty can do is sneak into Demon Buddha Mountain to see if he can make some money.
If Fatty really had the ability to defeat the Demon Buddha King, he would very likely be able to dig out the jade slip that caused the explosion of spiritual consciousness But all fools know that a cool boss-level player like this can defeat him with just one breath. The chance of a fat man killing an expert with such a trick is extremely slim.
Mother Xipi, what should you do? The fat man is a little depressed, and he is self-aware. In fact, the fat man just wanted to find an intern outer disciple to make a sneak attack to see if he could get lucky enough to trick the jade slip, but unfortunately he couldn't find it.
Three times, I have been shopping nearby three times in a row. Still haven't found the right person to start with.
"Brother, calm down, you must calm down, you must be patient with this kind of thing, if it doesn't work, come back again later!" The fat man comforted himself in his heart and slowly moved toward the Demon Buddha Hall.