Everyone knows that fat officials don't like to take the usual route.
It can be imagined that this guy is already very happy now. Fight, fight, the more joyful the fight, the better. Wait until the catastrophe comes and kills you gangsters.
What is he going to do? The answer is actually quite simple: find a place to avoid lightning.
Some people may ask, why is it thunder?
The answer is very clear. The flaming cloud rolling in from the sky is coming at a rapid speed visible to the naked eye, accompanied by crackling thunder and flashes of strange red.
¡°Now it¡¯s not just Fatty, everyone can see it clearly and clearly. . .
Immediately, there were exclamations from all over the place.
¡°Look what that is?¡± A buddy who was slashing wildly with a big blade noticed something strange first.
"I'll join in, slay demons, thunder, fire, clouds, and calamity." It seems that the man next to him is more knowledgeable, so he directly exclaimed.
"You dare to play Xipi Liushui, wow, look at my buddy's Liushui swordsmanship." I just picked up a good-looking flying sword from the ground. Seeing everyone dumbfounded, Dragon Armor was ready to swing the flying sword. After getting involved in the crowd, before he could make a move, he found that almost everyone was looking towards the northeast corner of the sky. Out of instinct, as soon as this guy raised his head, he was stunned by the scene in front of him. . .
With a rumble, a hole was opened in the sky, and thunder struck down one after another. After the electric snake, blazing flames followed, obviously intending to turn everyone present into roasted pigs. Where is the fat official at this moment? This is a very tangled question.
Fatty has been proficient in the Little Five Elements Technique since his early years, and he also has some knowledge of some strange escape techniques. Therefore, in this situation, he chose Earth Escape without hesitation. It's like Tu Xing Sun's signature bull-breaking spell in the past.
At this moment, the fat man was squatting on the ground in a wretched manner, mumbling a strange spell. There was no doubt that this was the spell of the Earth Escape Technique. I saw a flash of yellow light, where is the pure and fat figure still there? This guy quietly slipped to a secret location, hiding impartially on the ground beneath the feet of the beauties. . .
Of course, you cannot cast spells when the soil is underground. But this does not delay ** Fatty from getting down to business.
You can imagine what happened next. The pure and fat girl raised her head and fully appreciated the spring scenery of the beauty's long dress. . .
Wow Minato, so coquettish. Looking up at the snow-white and slender legs, and the ambiguous place between the legs that makes people spurt blood, the fat beast's blood boiled, and he made a p on the spot, imitating** The tone: "Nawu Huanxi Buddha, sin, sin, sin, these female donors are really shameless, but I like it."
Choosing a few beautiful angles, the pure and fat girl took pictures while peeing, taking a few close-ups of the outside and inside of the beauties, and then her mind was filled with sweet fantasies: Do you want to engage in a world practice* *gate incident?
This idea made Chunzhen Fat feel excited for a while. . .
Of course, the most exciting person at the moment should actually be Bu Tiannan, the boss of the Little Knife Club.
Under the planning of his dog-headed military advisor, Bu Tiannan had planned for more than a month to pursue and intercept Chun Pang, but now he was interrupted by the sudden "Devil-Slaying Thunder and Fire Cloud Tribulation". . . When they had already surrounded all the people and were just about to explode their anus, they suddenly discovered in horror that the situation was out of control.
The large crowd of cultivators were like dumplings that had been thrown out of the pot, and the aunties who were rushing to the market began to flee for their lives.
If you don't run away from this great opportunity, you'd be a fool. ** just yelled "The wind is tight" and disappeared.
Immediately, Huang Xiaoxie, Zuo Yijian and other seed players also used their own methods, cleverly using the gap to create a channel and disappear in front of everyone.
Soon, ** and the others also used the Earth Escape Technique and used the previously arranged secret code to gather around Chun Chuangpang and asked obscenely: "Tell me, can we not run out?"
The fat man looked at ** seriously and said, "Why are you running?"
After taking a look at the fat man, he suddenly smiled and said: "As soon as I saw your expression, I knew you definitely had no good intentions. Tell me, what do you want to do?"
"Have you noticed all this?" ** Fatty smiled mysteriously, then glanced at classmate Bu Tiannan halfway up the mountain. Fatty smiled again and said: "Everything is possible, brother, I will do it this time Let them collectively vomit blood once, and they may feel a dull pain every time they think of me"
"So coquettish? What on earth do you want to do?" ** was surprised.
"I can only say that the timing is too coincidental,"The weather was so cooperative with my friends that I had no choice but to go out and play something exciting. "The fat man sighed ambiguously, and then said: "Anyway, this is a technical job. Do you think I am you, and I dare to film with hundreds of people by myself? "
With a bit of confusion on her face, ** said with a sneer: "Don't I want to leave an indelible impression on my pretty girl?"
When he heard this, the fat man collapsed and couldn't help but uttered a curse word: "**You"
** blushed, and said a little embarrassedly: "Come on, it's not going to happen anyway. Everyone was stunned when they heard this.
Seeing the fat man staring at Xiao Dao and everyone, Brother Monkey couldn't help but ask: "Brother, it's rare to see you so serious. What are you thinking about?"
"Calculate the time." The fat official said without turning his head.
"What time?" Huang Xiaoxie was confused for a moment.
"When calculating the time for the catastrophe to fall, we must give them an unforgettable memory" The fat man looked solemn at first, but suddenly smiled again, turned to look at the crowd and said: "Are we who are barefoot afraid of those who wear shoes? "
Looking at the billowing dark clouds of fire, the fat man showed a very simple smile and said: "I will rush out to attract the firepower later, and you will hide and watch the show, and act according to the situation. A series of poisonous schemes to give birth to a son without a butt will follow." Students, teach people to call them out, they are indeed strong enough and pure enough.
Opening the Taiyi Five Yanluo, the whole body was shrouded in colorful light, and the pure fat transformed into a huge ball of light and rushed out in front of everyone.
¡°Holy shit, isn¡¯t it?¡±
"A butcher's knife?"
"What the hell does this guy want to do? You can't be too cruel."
The exclamations came one after another. . . The fat official was surrounded by a group of colorful lights and committed a crime, feeling very excited.
Withstand some attacks. The fat official came directly to deal with it. The eighth move of the powerful Wu Nian Dao Formation, "Ten Thousand Demon Soul Captures", was launched.
Combining the demon pill, sword intention, one's own true energy, and divine consciousness, the move is just like the Ten Thousand Buddhas Chaozong, relying on the powerful divine consciousness to control the surrounding airflow to form a flying knife, which looks like countless ghosts and ghosts. Coupled with the demonic energy emitted from the covering demon pill, Shura's shadow appears behind him. The knife in his hand is the most important one, and the others also have powerful attack power, controlled by the powerful true energy. When a knife appears, the mountains and the earth often collapse. In addition, it also destroys the opponent's soul. After realizing the magic elixir of sword meaning, you can finally transform into a heavenly demon, summon countless monster illusions, steal souls and seek lives. To reach this state, you no longer need to use a sword. The sword is the person, the person is the sword, and the human and the sword are one.
"What a pervert"
"Isn't it? Does this still allow people to live?"
It¡¯s one thing to see it with your own eyes, but it¡¯s another thing to feel it. . .
"Why is everything okay?"
"Fake?"
"It is well known that the fat official's cultivation level is not high, so it is impossible for him to unleash such a powerful move.
This is just a phantom that he transformed using his spiritual power in conjunction with Wu Nian Dao Jue and the formation disk. . .
The fat man was being chased like a rat crossing the street, but he had a smile on his face and was counting silently in his heart: "Ten, nine, eight, seven"
"Hahahaha~"
Everyone in the Little Knife Club was so happy that they finally saw a rainbow after going through the wind and rain. . .
"You will also have today with the butcher's knife"
"Fuck off. If you have the guts, why don't you come over?"
There were a few buddies who liked to pretend to be thirteen and shouted proudly at the fat man from a distance.
"Brothers, record Jane, don't rush to do it yet, wait a while and knock off all the magic weapons on his body before exploding his anus"
The conductor of the Little Knife Club laughed very obscenely.
At this moment, everyone¡¯s expressions changed, and all kinds of frightened calls, screams, and some random sounds came out. These voices have two things in common. First, there is endless fear in them. Secondly, there is endless astonishment here, and it is obviously unbelievable.
An irresistible and majestic force from the vast wilderness of heaven and earth shrouded silently. In an instant, everyone was ejected and flew upside down.
Under these historical conditions, male livestock are better off, except that the situation is more miserable and there is no other major problem. It was different. Flying upside down in mid-air, her long skirt was lifted up by the huge wind. At one time, she could see countless legs and panties in various bright colors.
The people hiding in the ground saw such a magnificent scene. While drooling, she frantically filmed the shocking scene of hundreds of skirts flying.
The indiscriminate sky thunder, together with the power of the sky fire, poured into the earth overwhelmingly.
????????????????????????????????????????????¡It was a pig's knife, and everyone who had a magic weapon used it and began to resist the natural disaster.
A dazzling beam of light rose into the sky, illuminating the entire world.
Anyone who is not stupid can see it. . . This is the precursor of the coming catastrophe
The white light pillar seemed to have turned into an entity and stood between the sky and the earth. There were colorful rays of light in the sky that were constantly flashing. The earth was trembling, and the entire Star Reaching Tower area was trembling.
What¡¯s even more funny is that during this period, there were thunders and fires falling from the sky, attacking tens of thousands of people. Various light phenomena are mixed together to form a bizarre and colorful picture. This is like a wealthy man who felt that it was too monotonous for him to only support an Oriental woman, so suddenly there was a sexy white Western girl and a hot black girl on his big bed, and the three women were entangled together. It makes people's blood boil.
This is probably the weirdest and funniest scene in history where tens of thousands of people survived a catastrophe. . .