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- Chapter 761 Liuli, you must not become a violent maniac.
¡ª¡ªThe Worm Planet people are very keen on promoting their own aesthetics, trying to make everyone in the world think that crawling is the most beautiful. This is simply a brutal terrorist attack! !
In Chen Xiaoming¡¯s opinion, what the star thieves did was really strange.
Since they are unwilling to believe in the abilities of Hongzhe, a trainee star chef, and are even less willing to hand over their wealth and life to a professional known as the 'Star Killer', then what reason do they have to take Hongzhe in?
According to normal thinking, shouldn¡¯t Hongzhe be killed, or it would be easier to throw it into space, and it would be more like a star thief?
After getting a warrior, still raising abandoned people? The star thief is not a philanthropist, how could he do such a stupid thing.
Even an infinite low-level star thieves group like the Treeless Star Thieves wouldn't make such a mistake.
It would be okay if the Star Thieves knew the secret of the Satan. After all, the Satan is a pseudo-aircraft and cannot escape Hong Zhe's control. Once Hong Zhe is allowed to escape, the Satan will become a cooked duck and fly away.
But Chen Xiaoming didn¡¯t think that a low-level star thief group could break through the camouflage of a pseudo-aircraft like the Satan. You know, even the Night Butterfly Thieves couldn¡¯t identify the true identity of the Satan right away.
From this point of view, the behavior of the star thief is very strange, and he must have other motives
This is where Chen Xiaoming¡¯s problem arises. In his opinion, apart from being good at cooking, Hongzhe is just a perverted idiot with really no good intentions.
¡°It¡¯s just that Chen Xiaoming thinks so, the Night Butterfly Thief will think so, but will those Star Thieves think so?
Chen Xiaoming took it for granted. He had forgotten that in this star world, there were very few lucky people like Night Butterfly Thief.
Next, Hongzhe gave the answer.
Hongzhe shook his head and said with a sad smile, "You are right. For the star thief, killing people and seizing ships is a matter of course. It is such a simple thing that there is no need for any psychological pressure at all.
If you don¡¯t do this, it would be abnormal.
It is obvious that this time, their behavior is quite abnormal.
Since you have guessed it, I won¡¯t tell you anything.
The reason why I was able to survive and be taken into their account is actually very simple, just because I have such a cool head of hair. "
When everyone was intrigued by Hongzhe and wanted to know what else about this idiot was worthy of others' attention, Hongzhe gave an answer that made people angry.
This feeling is like when you pass five levels, kill six generals, go around countless mazes, and finally come to the door of the big devil. The equipment check is ok, the blood is full and the magic is full. In the end, the devil-slaying sword has been successfully awakened, and you just need to open the door. , when killing the boss, suddenly a roar came from the side, "Stop playing, go home and eat."
So you have to give up on the big devil that you have already captured and can kill quickly, and run to face another more terrifying super devil But you are not prepared for anything, and you are basically certain to die. situation
This huge psychological gap, and the upcoming physical gap, is what Yedie Thief feels at this time
"Strong hair?" Everyone was shocked by this answer. They felt that Hongzhe was making a funny joke that was not funny at all, but judging from Hongzhe's serious attitude, it turned out to be the real reason.
"How is that possible?" Liuli was stunned. As a singer, Liuli undoubtedly pays great attention to her own image. During her days on Earth, she hired the best makeup artists and caregivers and spent countless hours on her hair every day. But she has never been careless even once. Being an idol is the price and labor that must be paid.
Even in the star world, she still maintained this tradition. Although she did not have the conditions to hire a makeup artist or a nurse, she was working under the star people at that time. As the spokesperson of the star people's advertisements, her personal image is naturally very important. .
And Xingren was naturally not stingy. He generously provided Liuli with a variety of special cosmetics. With these things, let alone makeup, it was easy to transform into another person.
Of course, Liuli would not do this. Although she did have this idea, messing around under the hands of Xingren was purely an act of seeking death. But even so, she could easily let herself go without a makeup artist or stylist. The beauty achieves a better effect than the earth.
It is precisely because of these that Liuli can become a sky singer and even appear on Nebula.com, and make most people with similar hobbies and interests fascinated by her. She has also gathered a large number of loyal fans, who are even willing to work for Liuli. Traveling through one galaxy after another just to listen to her short song.
(Except for some special weird races, such as the disgusting Worm Stars. Worm Stars only like squirming animals. The more they squirm, the more excited they are and the more they will have sexual urges. Liuli is obviously not among them.
As for the fart star who only likes farts, or the Parisian star who only likes scars on his face, they are not included in this list. )
In short, excluding those perverted people with unique hobbies, Liuli believes that her own aesthetics is quite in line with the public's aesthetics and her judgment is quite accurate.
With my own authority on love and beauty, my evaluation of Hongzhe¡¯s image can be said to be absolutely authoritative.
Liuli believed that although Hongzhe was a pervert, it was just his own perversion, not the perversions of the Satan family. At least based on what Liuli saw in her soul memory, she felt this was correct. In any case, Hongzhe's uncle Satan Yuanshuang is a very normal person.
In Liuli¡¯s opinion, it would not be unusual for Hongzhe to be a beautiful woman and be adopted by the Star Thieves as Madam Yazhai or something like that because of her beauty.
Even if he is a man, if he has an attractive image and is taken into the house by some star thieves with special hobbies, it is not impossible for him to become a gay or sex partner.
Thinking of this, Liuli's face suddenly turned red. She quickly made herself forget this thought. After all, a popular idol cannot be a rotten girl. On the other hand, she also expressed deep doubts about this.
She doesn¡¯t think that Hongzhe has the potential to be a wife or a tough guy gay.
Firstly, Hongzhe is not a beauty. Secondly, he is extremely mentally retarded. Thirdly, he is a super pervert. The most disgusting thing about him is his outrageous firework hair.
That¡¯s right, if you want to be a cool guy, it¡¯s so cool that it makes you sick.
If someone says that he can accept such a weird hair, Liuli can only say that this star world is too scary.
¡°If someone said that they could like such weird hair, Liuli could only say, go to hell with this star world.
?? Could it be that the Star Thieves who joined Hongzhe are actually a group of worms? They have special hobbies, so they also like Hongzhe's perverted hair that keeps crawling like colorful worms? !
Oh, how about it being more disgusting! !
Well, Hongzhe naturally doesn't know that in Liuli's heart, he has become as despicable and ugly as a worm. He doesn't even know that his windy fireworks head has turned into pieces in Liuli's eyes. Disgusting worms, moving and moving
He even thought Liuli was curious about his hair
So, at this time, when Hongzhe heard Liuli's rhetorical question, he was very happy to explain to her, "Yes, it's Lafeng's hair! Although I love my hair very much, its bright color makes I am charming, which makes me fascinate all living beings. I believe that if I are on the Nebula Network, I will easily be at the top of the Nebula list. Even if I am willing to package my hair, I will be on the Nebula list. It¡¯s definitely not impossible in the end, I just have such confidence!¡±
Liuli covered her face and muttered, "Please stop talking, please shut up, please don't insult Nebula.com, please don't insult Nebula's End, you are challenging Sister Feng and Furong, there must be a lower limit for showing off." There¡¯s a limit, okay!!¡±
Liuli was almost going crazy. She was really unable to shout out her pain. She could only curse in a low voice like a witch, and even tried to kill Hongzhe.
Of course, Liuli is just a singer after all, not a death curse master, so her words were naturally ignored by Huahua, or maybe Hongzhe didn't hear it at all.
However, everyone believes that with Hongzhe's level of perversion, even if a real death curse master comes, there is absolutely no way to pass through the defense of Hongzhe's perverted hair and curse him to death. On the contrary, those poor death curse masters will have low-level formatting errors in their brains the moment they see Hongzhe's fireworks head. Eventually, they will lose all their skills and be brain-dead until they die
In short, Hongzhe didn't know all this. He took the silent curses of the Ye Die Pirates as a compliment to himself. He was as proud as if he had stood at the end of the nebula, and expressed his sadness in a "cool" way. ¡°Although my charming and perfect hair has fascinated countless people and even eclipsed the stars, I have to admit that it has caused me too much trouble.
¡°Oh, maybe this is the trouble that only a very handsome guy has. You don¡¯t understand. "
Liuli felt her stomach growling. She had reached the limit of her patience. Does Hongzhe have any common sense? Has his self-esteem been destroyed due to abuse?
Although the words "handsome boy's troubles" are perverted, if Dongfang Jing said these words, she could stillI had to bear it, after all, what they said was indeed true, Dongfang Jing's beauty was indeed amazing.
Even if you are complaining, you can only say to him that you are too narcissistic or something.
But this guy He really doesn't know how terrible his honor is in the eyes of others.
It¡¯s as if the Worm Planet people are very keen on promoting their own aesthetics, trying to make everyone in the world think that crawling is the most beautiful. This is no longer something that can be explained by disgust.
This is a brutal terrorist attack! !
Resisting the urge to vomit, Liuli asked painfully, "Speak quickly! What's wrong with your hair?! Don't say such beautiful nonsense, Star Thief will never accept you because of this!!"
Liuli started swearing, and Liuli went crazy.
"Look at how anxious you are As a singer and idol, even if you are not as good as me, you must not forget to remain steady and reserved at all times. Remember, you are a beauty, not a shrew who kills pigs." Hong Zheyi He said while stroking his fireworks-colored hair intoxicatedly.
This time, Liuli finally broke out, but she immediately turned off the flames and did not launch her own large-scale attack.
Of course it¡¯s not because Liuli¡¯s anger has gone away, it¡¯s just because Chuyu is faster than her.
Chu Yu¡¯s sharp sword once again knocked the complacent Hong Zhe back to his original form. Chu Yu didn¡¯t even need to say anything more, the words ¡®Speak quickly¡¯ were already imprinted on Hong Zhe¡¯s soul.
"I say, I say now, don't chop anymore." The elemental Hongzhe quickly restored his original shape. He was trembling all over and said cautiously, "Just because, with such melancholy, chic but gorgeous hair, only Devil Starfish can People own.
In the Daemonstass sector where the Devil Sea Galaxy is located, the demons of the Devil Sea Galaxy are still very famous.
Many people who often sail in the Damonstas sector know that when they see a head of brightly colored hair, the person may be a full-scale demon of the Satan family.
Even in the history of the Damonstas sector, during the heyday of the Satan clan, there were many incidents where people from other races dyed their hair to impersonate the Satan clan.
The hair of the Satan clan has something to do with their abilities. Although it is not directly corresponding, we can still make guesses about the elemental system of the Satan clan from the hair. For example, my uncle Satan Yuanshuang's hair is green, but if you look carefully, you can see If it is mixed with scarlet, experienced people can guess that he is a dual-type demon.
So, when they saw my unparalleled colored hair and the fact that I was not far away from the Devil Sea Galaxy, they immediately fell in love with me.
Even if they don¡¯t believe that I am a full-scale demon, they also know very well that a demon with such colorful hair must have very special abilities, and it is a very good choice to use it as a combat power.
So, at that moment, the idea of ??conquering my heart, getting my hair, and using my demonic power overcame their caution So, I successfully joined this group of star thieves. "
"I see, what's next? What did you do?" Chen Xiaoming said quickly. He really didn't want Hongzhe to continue to worry about his hair.
Because what he was troubled about was not his own hair at all, but the stomachs of everyone in Yedie!
Chen Xiaoming had to be careful. He had to remain vigilant to prevent greater chaos from happening.
Since the Tula Tula star incident, Chen Xiaoming has been paying attention to Liuli. He found that in such a short period of time, Liuli beauty seemed to be on the alert for going berserk again. If Chuyu hadn't made a decisive move just now, Liuli would have gone completely berserk.
This is a very scary thing. Chen Xiaoming doesn't want the only normal person in the team besides himself, who is still a beauty, to collapse, become black, or even turn into a killer.
That¡¯s terrible.
He must control the situation, he has had enough of perverts and violent maniacs.
Although Chu Yu's blow temporarily caused Hongzhe pain, he was obviously completely unaware of the pain of several people. But since Chen Xiaoming asked, he immediately answered, "Next? What else can I do? At that time, I no longer have the right to choose. Although I can kill them, I don't want to continue wandering.
So, I followed their instructions and became one of their generals.
"Isn't it just fighting and killing? I have done this kind of thing a lot. Although I am a little resistant, since my life is at stake, I will not deliberately insist on anything.
I think I am still very rational. "
"Sane? Of course you are sensible. Because you were not sincere from the beginning. In the logic of our Phantom Thieves,In the theory, only liars can stay rational, because if they are sincere people, they will always be more or less infected by emotions, which will make them unable to stay rational. "Wen sneered and said, "I guess, although you reluctantly joined this group of star thieves, your goal has never changed. You must still be persevering in trying to convince them to allow you to become a chef. "
"What you said is really weird" Hongzhe muttered, but did not deny it, "Yes.
¡° If I want to become a star chef, I must take the great ¡®road of diners¡¯ and make countless people who don¡¯t trust star chefs believe in me. This is undoubtedly a very difficult and dangerous road, I know it very well.
So, I know that if I want to do all this, I must first not give up.
¡°If I give up myself, I will have no chance, let alone become a star chef.
I am just a coward like that.
So, I have to do something.
I don¡¯t care whether they are good guys or bad guys, and I don¡¯t care whether they are star thieves or liars. In my eyes, they are just my potential customers.
What should the chef do for the guests? It's very simple, just cooking.
So, I don¡¯t want to complicate this matter, it is meaningless.
I want to use my ability to influence them, let them choose me, let them accept my food, until they truly become my diners.
I know that only in this way can I start to embark on the journey of being a diner, continue to persevere, and finally return to Dilithas as a trainee star chef.
However¡¡."
"There is no doubt that of course you failed." From the beginning of telling the story of the Tula Tula killer, Wen had already concluded Hongzhe's ending.
Hongzhe¡¯s next story further confirmed Wen¡¯s speculation. He could be sure that Hongzhe¡¯s idealistic ideas had only one result¡ªfailure.
The magician is always playing with the trust of the audience, making them tangled in belief or disbelief. This is his specialty as a phantom thief magician.
Therefore, as a liar expert, he is very familiar with the human heart, deception, and psychology.
So, he was able to say such terrible things that all rational people are liars, but what about the facts?
There is no doubt that Wen is right.
Wen's guess did not make Hongzhe angry. The perverted trainee star chef just nodded coldly and began to describe his next experience.
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