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- Chapter 753 Yo! Yo! are you OK! Mr. Pervert! Yo! Yo! Shake your hips slightly, swing left and right! Mr. Pervert!
¡ª¡ªHip-hop, its predecessor is rap, is a completely free improvisational music
Faced with Uncle Yuanshuang's aggressive offensive, Hongzhe finally chose to retreat. He gave up revenge and even suppressed all the hatred in his heart.
He knew that his uncle had set up a perfect game. In this game, he kept insulting Hongzhe and putting pressure on Hongzhe. At the same time, he also created countless crises for himself.
These seem to be unnecessary, because no matter who it is, there are too many simple ways to take revenge on Hongzhe's family, even killing them is easy.
It¡¯s just that Yuan Shuang chose such a method that seemed completely inexplicable.
This is because he knows that this is the only way to make Hongzhe's life worse than death.
For an extremely persistent person, the deepest torture is to prevent him from realizing his dream. This is Hongzhe's real weakness.
Therefore, Hongzhe endured it. He did not attack, let alone defend. He just chose to escape.
It may be shameful to run away, but running away can lead to a free life. For a true man in the astral world, the final choice is obvious.
¡°Perhaps, it is precisely because Hongzhe has such potential that he can join the Night Butterfly Bandits.
The Yedie bandits who escaped from Hongzhe's memory did not despise him at all, even Chu Yu, a fanatical militant.
Several people looked at each other one after another, but it was the beautiful singer Liuli who spoke first. Her voice was not sympathetic, but full of excitement.
¡°So that¡¯s it, it turns out that the reason Mr. Pervert is so perverted is because his family is all perverts! Perverted parents, perverted uncle!
What a legendary perverted family.
It turns out that Mr. Pervert is not self-taught, but he is just better than his predecessor, and he has deeply realized that there is no most pervert, only more perverted. "
Liuli¡¯s voice was gentle, and her words were full of the beauty of reason. However, to Hongzhe¡¯s ears, these were really the most abhorrent words.
Suddenly, Satan Hongzhe¡¯s originally somewhat sad mood was swept away by a wave of anger.
Of course, as a demon, especially a demon of the whole family, the way Hong Zhe expresses his feelings is of course not just about emotion and momentum. For him, as long as there is anger burning in his heart, there will be anger burning in his body at the same time.
Therefore, it was like turning on a furnace in the conference room, making people feel warm for a moment.
The sharply rising temperature made Liuli leave and notice Hongzhe's anger, and immediately realized that she had made a mistake. She couldn't bear Hongzhe's continued humiliation, so she hurriedly explained, "Oh, I'm sorry, Mr. Pervert, don't breathe fire!"
I have absolutely no ill intentions. I definitely didn¡¯t mean to insult you. You know that a pure girl like me won¡¯t lie, right? "
Liuli¡¯s language is really skillful. With just a few words, Hongzhe¡¯s anger subsided, but
He turned into a water man.
Because Hongzhe is crying, crying from his heart to his body:
What a sincere apology, but what does ¡®not telling lies¡¯ mean? Tell me, are what you just said true? You want to tell me that I am a pervert, my uncle is a pervert, and my whole family is a pervert? !
Seeing the sudden drop in the surrounding temperature, Liuli immediately noticed that she had said the wrong thing again, and hurriedly tried to remedy it, "Oh, don't cry!
I can apologize to you, but please don¡¯t die right away.
so! Yes, it can be like this. " Liuli was talking at a loss, and suddenly she seemed to think of something. She changed her previous sad and seductive expression and put on an excited and excited face, "I suddenly had an impulse, I want to write a song, Written for Mr. Pervert!
Left, right, left, left, right, left, right, left, decided, let¡¯s use hip-hop! "
"What, do you want to write a song specifically for me? Can I be famous?" I have to say that Hongzhe is really not a child who holds grudges. When he heard this, he completely forgot about the insult and "die." He just threw the turmoil into the corner and asked with a smile, "What is hip-hop?"
His expression of excitement makes people laugh.
Hearing Hongzhe¡¯s question, Liuli immediately showed a charming smile. This smile was really breathtaking and suffocating. If He Tong were here, he would definitely be moved to tears.
Of course, at this moment, it is Liuli who is smiling, Wen who is fascinated, and of course it is poor Satan Hongzhe who is crying
The reason why Mr. Pervert cried harder under Liuli¡¯s comfort was because Liuli systematically explained to Mr. Pervert what hip-hop is.
"Hip-hop, its predecessor is rap, is a completely free and improvised music. This kind of music does not have any formula, let alone any restraint. It is completely free and you can compose music and lyrics at will.
What¡¯s even better is that you can show off hip hop at any time and anywhere, as long as you are high enough.
Don¡¯t you think this feeling suits you very well, Mr. Pervert?
Really, the more I think about it, the more excited I get. Your classic phrase "Let me die" when you yell it out is really super high!
Of course, being high is one aspect, but there are also more important reasons.
Literally, hip-hop means hip, and hop means swing. Together they are a slight twist of the hips. It feels like this: ¡®yo yo check it out!
Yo! Yo! are you OK! Mr. Pervert! Yo! Yo! Shake your hips slightly, swing left and right! Mr. Pervert! "
As Liuli was talking, her left and right feet suddenly changed, stepping on the jumping drum beats, swinging her left and right arms, and her body swaying at the same time. Her round buttocks gently swayed left and right in accordance with the beat in her mouth, making it look like she was saying no. Come out with the beauty of temptation and passion.
"Oh, Liuli, image, pay attention to image." Chen Xiaoming blushed and hid his face.
However, seeing Liuli's increasingly passionate movements, Wen became excited. While trying to dance with Liuli's movements, he said eagerly, "Yo! Yo! Leader, yo yo, leader, you don't understand music. How can you understand the passion and excitement of twerking! Yo! Yo! Sister Liuli! Yo! Yo! Can you teach me!" Wen stood up excitedly, "I want to add it to my hilarious world of dance. .¡±
Liuli was still immersed in her dance, her eyebrows were tightly closed, her purple hair was swaying, and her shoulders were swaying easily from side to side. It was so charming, "Fucking laughter in the world? Is it the signature dance of your Kaitou Oracle Zero? I'm also very interested. But your dancing really doesn¡¯t look good. I really want to see the original version.
Well, of course I can teach you, and anyone who wants to learn music from me is the best person.
"However, didn't you notice in the fantasy just now that Mr. Pervert's bunny twerk dance is cooler and more dazzling than my twerk dance, right?" !
Mr. History Book, as an artist, I solemnly give you an opinion. If you want to create the most popular dance, you must learn from a famous teacher! "Liuli's solemn warning.
"Well, the perverted twerking dance is the most perverted." Chu Yu also agreed.
"I see, I understand, Teacher Liuli." Wen nodded fiercely, turned around respectfully, and said solemnly to Hongzhe, "Then, Mr. Pervert, can you please accept me as your disciple, Professor?" My hip-hop twerk dance.
Hey, perverted teacher, what¡¯s wrong with you! ! ! ! "
"I hate you!!!!!!" There is no doubt that the conversation between several people has driven Hongzhe completely crazy. This guy's fragile mind cannot withstand such destruction at all, "Twerking dance and other things are not the point at all, right? !!!
Having looked at my past, don¡¯t you have any reaction at all? How can you be so hard-hearted! ! !
"Not only have you not been touched by my tragic past, but you have insulted me over and over again. Do you think I, Satan Hongzhe, am so easy to bully?" ! ! me,"
Hongzhe's excitement continued, but this time, he didn't finish his sentence because Chen Xiaoming interrupted him coldly, "Are you going to die in front of us again?
Satan Hongzhe, the future star chef! "
Chen Xiaoming's voice was extremely stiff, and when he said this, every word was like a brick. He paused abruptly, abruptly interrupting Hongzhe's complaint, and directly suppressed what he had already said.
Chen Xiaoming ignored the dark-colored Hongzhe, who looked ashen and even seemed to have turned into a demon. Instead, he continued coldly,
"You said it, you have forgotten the past. Your future has nothing to do with the parents you have never met. You are just a trainee star chef on the road to becoming a star chef.
¡°Could it be that the reason you say this is just to sensationalize and win our sympathy?
Or is your vow just talk? ! Doesn¡¯t count at all?
"Forgetting the past, and only aiming to be a star chef, probably, to you, it's just a gimmick."
Your dreams are not worth mentioning at all. "
?? Chen Xiaoming¡¯s sarcastic words are not just loud and clear, but?? was also categorical, as if he had concluded that Hongzhe was like this.
His intention was even more cruel, and he severely denied everything Hongzhe said.
The venue suddenly fell silent. The questioning by the leader of the Night Die Bandits was extremely sharp. Although the Night Die Bandits were still making fun of each other just now, they knew when to be quiet.
Seeing this, Chen Xiaoming said no more. He knew that this was enough.
The excited Hongzhe was suddenly hit by a bucket of cold water. He wanted to refute, but found that he had nothing to say. He wanted to roar, but found that if he did this, he would be more convinced of the crime imposed by Chen Xiaoming, making himself even more uncomfortable. look.
But he was even more unwilling to admit Chen Xiaoming's accusations.
Poor Hongzhe opened his mouth several times, but nothing came out.
However, the four Yedie thieves had no intention of rescuing him. They all remained silent and silently tasted the fruits in front of them.
It's like gobbling it up.
finally
Hongzhe spoke,
He didn¡¯t change his color, didn¡¯t cry, didn¡¯t yell, he just said with a touch of calmness, ¡°I was wrong.
It¡¯s clear that a decision has been made, but no progress has been made. "
After just saying this, Hongzhe was interrupted again.
Chen Xiaoming shook his head and said solemnly, "You don't need to feel sorry for yourself. With us hereeverything can be achieved."
Chu Yu also stopped eating fruit, "With us here, your food will definitely be wiped out."
Wen put on a mask and said: "Brother, you have to remember that for Night Butterfly Thieves, fate is just clouds and smoke, the past is nothingness, and only dreams are everything to us. So, there is no need to worry about it. Existence, you will definitely succeed!"
Liuli stood up even more excitedly, "Well, hip-hop will definitely become popular!"
(Hello!)
Hongzhe ignored Liuli and only retained his own emotion. He looked at the other three people and couldn't help himself with excitement, "Captain! Everyone!"
All the disputes and Hongzhe¡¯s past passed away calmly.
No one bothered anymore, and Hongzhe confidently chose to forget.
It seems that it suddenly turned into a happy ending. It seems that the relationship between the Night Butterfly Thieves and this new person is getting closer.
However, poor Satan Hongzhe didn¡¯t know that he was being teased mercilessly again.
(This is a spiritual dialogue led by Chen Xiaoming at this moment, with members including Chen Xiaoming, Wen, Chu Yu, and Liuli.
Except for the poor Mr. Pervert.
The conversation is as follows:
*¡ª*¡ª
Wen, finally got through this. Why can't we stop playing tricks on him? "
Liuli: As expected of the leader, he managed to get through the test with such righteous words. Has the preaching mode been activated?
Chen Xiaoming: Do you think the preaching mode is easy to activate? Do you think the switch for the magic stick mode is just a button type? I finally managed to get through it, but I was almost ruined by your hip-hop words again. Can't you save me a little bit of worry? Look at how good the writing is.
Wen: I¡¯m just more experienced, Liuli needs to learn more.
Liuli: I'm sorry, leader. I just feel proud when I get involved in music, and I won¡¯t lie. However, next time I tease him, I will try not to make a mistake.
Chu Yu: Tsk, you idiots didn¡¯t fight, so what¡¯s there to be proud of?
Chen Xiaoming: I¡¯m exhausted. These bastards are trying to make trouble for me, but they can get through it so easily. This guy is so naive.
I dare say that this stupid kid didn¡¯t realize that we were really just interested in the hip-shaking dance, and we were not forgetting the past for him at all.
Such and such. )
Of course, it is impossible for Hongzhe to know about the spiritual dialogue between several people. If even a word is leaked, the sad switch circuit in the heart of the poor trainee star chef will definitely be closed again, and it is easy to cry out that he will die. , it is not impossible to explode in anger.
In short, Chen Xiaoming, as the leader of the group, has indeed done his best to save the situation like this.
So, it can be said to be gratifying.
Thank you for the preaching mode, and thank you for the reappearance of the magic stick!
With a cold sweat in his heart, Chen Xiaoming did not dare to give Satan Hongzhe time to think carefully, and immediately said:
"In other words, you left after that, right?"
Although it is strange why the leader is so urgentHe wanted to reopen the topic, but although Hongzhe had 'understood' everyone's intentions, he was even more fed up with the topic of hip dance, especially when he saw Liuli's resentful expression, he became even more unhappy. If he dared to delay, he went down the slope, straightened his expression, and immediately explained: "Yes, the fully equipped Cao Mu Ma pseudo-aircraft is really much stronger than the ordinary battleships owned by uncle. As long as we can break through this Kwan, no one on the team can stop me.
However, despite having such confidence, I had to fly half the galaxy and even activate the only short-distance teleportation capability of the Cao Ni Ma pseudo-aircraft before I dared to stop and rest.
Satan. Uncle Yuan Shuang put too much pressure on me. "
"Indeed, this man's wisdom is very average. If he were an enemy, he would definitely be difficult to deal with." Chen Xiaoming affirmed deeply, "I think you must have been in shock at that time, even if you believe that the other party made a mistake in judgment because of the ability of the grass-mud horse. Run away by yourself. It is also inevitable to have the idea that if you can run away by yourself, it may still be a link that your uncle has calculated."
"Yes." Hongzhe nodded fearfully. Chen Xiaoming spoke from his heart again this time, "Although I have an indescribable grudge with my uncle, I really admire him.
¡°In my opinion, he has exhausted all his agencies, not to mention running out of strategies, but it¡¯s almost the same.
Although he said so at the time, I didn¡¯t know how far my uncle had gone.
All I know is that if the relatives of Dilithus hadn't given me such a powerful pseudo-spacecraft, I might still be chasing the evolution of a full-line demon under my uncle's power until now. The road, following the illusory road of becoming stronger, constantly fighting and killing.
Even if I can complete the evolution, break through my uncle's control, or even kill him, by then I must have forgotten what a chef is and what a star chef is. Even if I haven't forgotten it, I am so addicted to killing that I am not qualified to pick up kitchen utensils.
No matter what, I can't break through my uncle's control, even if he dies.
It¡¯s really scary.
?????????????????????? So, I¡¯ve always been grateful for my Cao Ni Ma pseudo-aircraft. It is indeed a coincidence that I am able to stand here, but it is even more due to it.
It¡¯s a pityAlthough I don¡¯t blame you, it is indeed my fault this time, but
I'm sorry for it. "
??Everyone knows what Hongzhe doesn¡¯t want to say. This inexplicable battle with the Night Butterfly Pirates caused Hongzhe's future to undergo great changes, both good and bad. But for him, losing the grass-mud horse might be a bigger blow than losing his life.
Just because the Cao Ni Ma Air Walker is his friend.
At this time, Chen Xiaoming did not accompany Hongzhe to feel sad. Instead, he turned around and asked, "Chu Yu, what do you think?"
As the captain of the empty spacecraft and Wu Yonggui's apprentice, Chu Yu still has some authority in this regard, "Cao Mu Ma? This Cao Mu Ma pseudo-daktron is very special. I think it is not an ordinary Cao Ni Ma. It is probably a direct descendant. "
Chu Yu¡¯s words are actually very profound.
The so-called pseudo-dakinis are biological beings just like dakinis, but their bodies are more of weird hybrid creatures. - Didn't finish reading? Add this book to your favoritesI'm a member and bookmarked this chapterCopy the address of this book and recommend it to your friends for pointsChapter error? Click here to report
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