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- Chapter 751 The bunny hip dance is such a meaningful dance. It writes a touching story of how working people turned into 60-cent people.
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Saying a word of thanks to the motherland at the beginning of every day, saying not to dig into the corners of socialism while eating, and falling down with drool while looking at the record of water irrigation during the day are the endearing features of the working people.
Yuan Shuang¡¯s proud narration made several observers from the future feel horrified.
What kind of secret book is this? Even the most vicious magic technique is much gentler than the Hercula Klein practice. Not only is it as addictive as a drug, it is impossible to get rid of it, let alone its last method.
It may be possible to quit drugs, but once you practice this secret, there is no chance of survival.
"First I will cripple your martial arts skills, then I will torture you until you are worse than death, and finally I will take your life away."
"If you want to live, not only can you just follow the owner's advice, please give me a good meal of braised pork, but you also have to massage various vaginal parts for the owner every day. There is no human rights at all.
No one can accept this kind of control, but you still can't get rid of it, because once you practice this secret book, you probably won't even be considered a human being.
In this world, even people rarely talk about human rights naively, let alone a 'thing' for use. No matter how hard it is to be used, it will only be known as a durable and durable model, and a model worker for the people. The original intention is the same.
Of course, this naturally only refers to the dead people¡¯s model workers, while the living people¡¯s model workers are the happiest owners.
don't know? Then you don¡¯t understand.
In short, for the Herami creatures who have practiced the secret book, although they cannot talk about human rights, they still have property rights. Of course, this is the property right of the owner. As an object, your Herami creature's only glory is to work hard to become strong and durable.
Thinking about it, Hongzhe¡¯s personality has become so abnormal because of this.
"I can only say one thing, poor people must have a sad past. Don't guess about Xiao Hongzhe's wonderful life."
??Well, this is actually just the perverted intention of Kaitou Oracle. No one dares to imagine that Hong Zhe and his uncle were gay friends in the past.
Of course, this does not mean that there is no pure love between them. Otherwise, would most people deliberately drive away all the light bulbs during such a celebration feast?
Of course, the relationship between Hongzhe and Yuan Shuang was not Wen's concern in the past, but his view of Hongzhe's tragic life has not changed at all.
As the owner of the Amoeba Heramest, Wen himself has always used this prop called the Amoeba Heramest.
Of course, since the amoeba Heramest was stolen by Wen Zai Lei, he naturally did not have the secret book in hand, but this did not prevent him from ravaging the amoeba Heramest.
The ability of the water element is very easy to use. It has good attack and defense. It can be used for washing and massaging. It can be said to be a model of durability and endless mystery.
It¡¯s still like this without a secret book. If there is a secret book, how can this thing be used so well?
Wen is not a good person. As a phantom thief magician, he will only use everything as a prop. If necessary, he can even use himself as a prop, so naturally he will not have any sympathy for the Hellami creatures because of this. , let alone launch any kind of Raushizi¡¯s Herami biological liberation movement.
But, no matter what, at least on Hongzhe's point, Wen's opinion is the same as everyone else's.
The secret book of the Herami creatures is not wrong in itself, because this is the fate of the Herami creatures. Whether it is repaying their sins or gaining a new life, the future of the Herami creatures was already doomed when they destroyed the planet.
As an ordinary astral person, even if he has any opinions on this, he has absolutely no ability to change the fate of the Herami creatures, let alone the need to change it.
The duty of a pencil sharpener is to sharpen pencils. Even if you save the pencil sharpener, its fate will not change for the better. It will only change from a busy pencil sharpener to a useless pencil sharpener.
Therefore, although the creatures of the Herami creature look miserable, they actually do not necessarily have the need to pursue freedom. It may be best to maintain the status quo.
However, Hellami creatures can do this, but transforming a person into a Hellami creature is too much. What Satan Yuanshuang did to Hongzhe is absolutely intolerable.
¡°Obviously, Hongzhe thought so too, he really understood everything at this moment.
But what can he do if he can¡¯t move? Naturally, he couldn't run to give his uncle an uppercut or blow his head. He could only say with a confused expression, "Uncle, you actually"??So vicious. "
Satan Yuan Shuang roared loudly, "Evil? Humph, of course I am evil, but I am much better than your parents.
"At least I am only vicious to you, not to all the Satan clan."
"At least you are still alive now, and they are dead
Maybe this is not fair to you, but there is no other way, who let them run away?
Since they gave birth to you, you have to bear their sins. Therefore, nephew Hongzhe, if you want to blame, blame your parents.
Now, let¡¯s try a more vicious gameplay. You will find that your uncle is far scarier than you imagined.
Let¡¯s dance the ¡®Rabbit Shake Dance¡¯¡±
?? Rabbit hip dance? what is that?
What's the meaning?
Such thoughts only lasted for a moment before Hongzhe understood what Yuan Shuang meant and the connotation of the bunny hip dance.
There is no doubt that not only does it understand, but it can never be forgotten
Hongzhe cannot control his body. In front of Yuan Shuang, he is just a Herami creature, just an object, without any right to choose.
Not to mention resisting.
Therefore, no matter what his uncle Yuanshuang asked him to do, he would probably complete it to the letter, because he couldn't resist.
Even if it is something he is completely unable to do.
This is the terrifying thing about the power of this method. There are many ways to control people in this world. These methods can easily transcend the level of human consciousness and make people obey unconditionally.
But as it should be, this type of ability, no matter how strong it is, cannot make people do things they can't do.
For example, you can control someone to twist their hips, but you can¡¯t control them to fly to the moon.
" However, this is not the case with the Hercula Klein practice. It can make the person being controlled really think that they can do it.
Although it is difficult to do something beyond the limit of flying to the moon, as long as the physical conditions can be met, Hongzhe will spare no effort to do it, even if he can't do the rabbit wagging dance.
??For example, this is the case now. Hongzhe obviously doesn't know how to dance, but he twists and turns like a senior dancer. His movements are smooth and his butt is squirming even more coquettishly. It's really amazing.
At least that¡¯s what the Night Butterfly Thief from the future thinks when he looks at all this.
However, although everyone expressed their sincere admiration for Hongzhe's dance, it was difficult to connect it with the bunny hip dance.
If I had to say it, I can only say that this is probably the bunny hip dance in Hongzhe¡¯s mind
This dance is called the Rabbit Butt Shake Dance. It should describe the story of a cute and beautiful rabbit, swaying its fat butt while happily eating carrots and teasing a little girl. There is no doubt that this should be It is a novel dance in the form of a waltz full of hip-hop style (note by Liuli). However, no matter who sees this rabbit hip dance performed by You Hongzhe, they cannot construct such a fairy tale version of the scene in their hearts.
What they saw was only the devil's dance steps full of grotesque style. The absurd scene could only make people have a splitting headache and make their whole body frantic. In the end, they ran out of the room with a loud roar and never came back.
Yes, of course this cannot be described as beautiful. The weird and ridiculous dance steps were performed by Hongzhe's perverted figure. It was as disgusting as a fat pig dancing tango. But if it was just that, the most people would say is , oh, this is such a bad dance, you better go and do yangko.
"It's only possible. As a senior pervert, how could Hongzhe only show these things?"
Question: What is the biggest feature of Hongzhe?
Answer: Of course it¡¯s that perverted firework head
This question and answer is the most reasonable, and almost no one will ever object, but if the poor person who designed this dance music sees this scene and wants to shout - I object
Hongzhe obviously thinks that he is a chubby rabbit in his consciousness. Look, his raised rabbit lips are so lifelike.
But please don¡¯t swing your wild hair like bunny ears, okay?
It doesn¡¯t look like bunny ears at all, okay?
All this makes people despair. This weird dance, coupled with Hongzhe¡¯s weird fireworks colored hair, makes this poor man¡¯s behavior even more supernatural.
People can only curse, "oh! *** rabbit"
If possible, all the Night Butterfly Thieves present would never want to see such a dance, which is even more disturbing.The sad thing is that this person is actually his companion?
Oh, this is a nightmare
However, this is not something they can block out by closing their eyes. Just like the ubiquitous National Development and Reform Commission, they will always give you a loud surprise inadvertently, making you still remember the saying that the National Development and Reform Commission will destroy the world.
At this time, the memory world conducted by the soul is like the most terrifying Sister Feng's kiss (similar to Cupid's arrow), or the Hibiscus Embrace (similar to the first embrace of a vampire), making you unable to ignore its presence, let alone dodge. I can only watch it with an expression of joy and despair.
¡°Oh, this damn Chen Xiaoming, it¡¯s all your fault, you¡¯re dead.
Not to mention the poor leader who was also shot while lying down, Hong Zhe¡¯s dance steps did not stop so easily.
He was still jumping and laughing leisurely, his body twisting left and right uncontrollably, and the position of his buttocks was particularly large, giving people a weird feeling like the movement of fish gills.
More than that, when Hongzhe dances, there is a different kind of passion flowing out. It is a deep-rooted love that tells people Hongzhe¡¯s belief, oh, my life only belongs to carrots and butts~~~
For Hongzhe, this was beyond description of humiliation. At this moment, he felt that he collapsed and collapsed into a pitiful and fat twerking rabbit.
"If that beautiful bunny girl sees Hongzhe at this time, Miss Nao Shenyu will definitely say, oh, I never want to be a disgusting bunny again.
However
But is that just that?
Of course, it¡¯s more than that. If it¡¯s just a rabbit, no matter how disgusting it is, it¡¯s just a rabbit. It won¡¯t make people feel the same, and it may even cause people to have the annoying impulse to twist their butts involuntarily.
But Hongzhe is not a rabbit. At this time, he cannot calmly be a big fat rabbit that is not cute at all. However, he has not forgotten the sad fact that he is a human being.
What is the saddest thing? Some people may say it is death, but it is not.
The saddest thing is that you are obviously dead, but you still think you are living a cool life, and you still follow the habit of doing the eighth set of children's radio gymnastics every day. Scary to death, dead zombie~
¡°For example, Hongzhe¡¯s current performance is even scarier than that of a lead zombie man.
While twisting, Rabbit Hongzhe cursed, "Satan Yuan Shuang
I respect you as my uncle, and I won¡¯t mind what you say, even if you kill me (I shake me)
You can¡¯t do this, it¡¯s insulting my character (I shake, I shake)
You are so cruel (I show you what you want).
I want to die with you, I want to die for you to see (I sway, I jump la la la.)
La La, a fart, let me die "
Although Hongzhe was still reasoning at the beginning, this r¡ùb style of reasoning was really touching, giving people the pleasure of working people turning over and doing 2b. It was an American style of melancholy xx The ultimate answer given.
However, after all, Hongzhe is not some American gangster black rabbit. He is just a pitiful twerking rabbit who has lost his personality. In this way, he is really incompatible with the jumping r¡ùb style. On the contrary, he is incompatible with Liumao. The RMB style where the party is rampant has some gay stories.
Therefore, Hongzhe soon fell into despair. His renounced anger was as if the RMB compatriots were still holding on even if only six cents were left. This is the ultimate essence of class struggle, which is enough to make people burst into extreme anger. .
So he roared wildly, twisting his hips while cursing his uncle for insulting his personality.
However, can this be effective? Just like rmb, you always only have the right to use it, but not the right to manufacture it. You can be content with making only 60 cents~ Hongzhe also quickly discovered that his angry roar was completely ineffective.
So, he chose to force him to death. However, just like all comrades who violently resist the law, the idea of ??trying to use flesh and blood to shake the butt machine is unrealistic and stupid. If you don't want to be bulldozed with people and houses, you should stuff your wallet into your vagina. Wherever you come from, you can go wherever you go. Being a member of the 60-cent Party with a monthly salary of only 750 is a real thing.
Hongzhe had obviously figured this out. He only struggled for a while, and the twisting and shaking of his butt didn't even last more than ten fingers, and he didn't even have time to shake out the coquettish little shit egg before he realized this sad thing. fact.
Poor baby, it¡¯s not easy to make you have little feces in your belly. Don¡¯t be too greedy.
It is really difficult to choose between Dignity and Little Shitdan, so this songBefore Yaya's concerto was finished, poor Hongzhe unfortunately reached the stage of 'let me die'.
Oh, if you don¡¯t have a fart in your stomach, don¡¯t do the hip-shaking dance. It would be easier to die weirdly.
At the last moment, Hongzhe finally realized how meaningful the rabbit hip dance was. He wrote a touching story of how working people turned into the Six Cent Party.
However, it is a pity that, just like the fate of all working people, it is absolutely impossible to escape from the battlefield.
Every day, I would like to thank the motherland every day. When I eat, say that I do n¡¯t dig the corner of socialism. When I sleep, watching the record of irrigation in the day falls down, it is the cuteness of the working people.
If you can¡¯t accomplish these things and just want to shit yourself and leave, are you worthy of the great government and opposition parties who give you lunch boxes?
Therefore, it is immoral to escape at this time, and the protagonist will not allow it.
Oh, of course I am not talking about those poor Six-Mao Party members, but our rabbit hip dance master Comrade Satan Hongzhe. He finally realized the true meaning of this dance step and finally completed the great fusion with Mr. Rabbit.
???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? If the bunny girl Shen Yu sees Hongzhe now, she will definitely say, you are the leader of the rabbit world.
However, political leaders often live forever in humiliation, which means, or humiliation, they will continue after death and never stand up. Of course, the same is true for Hongzhe.
No matter how humiliated he felt in his heart, how much he wanted to be a lazy guy who didn't need to post posts, the instigator still watched with relish and had no intention of letting him go.
(At this time, several members of the Night Butterfly Bandits who were deeply in the soul state were also watching with interest, and at the same time they couldn't help but sigh in their hearts: Hey, this poor man, so this is where this perverted problem comes from.
Of course, only Liuli saw something else. She felt the persistent belief in Hongzhe¡¯s dance steps, and she had to say: Hongzhe, you are a great butt-shaking warrior.)
Well, even the most passionate dance will eventually stop, even if Hongzhe maintains his endless faith. There must be peaks and lows in dance, otherwise it would not be dance, but radio gymnastics.
Therefore, even though the twisting was extremely intense, Hongzhe finally caught a chance to breathe. He didn't dare to run to take a breath, let alone browse art websites. He quickly seized this fleeting opportunity and shouted angrily. , "Satan Yuan Shuang, what is your purpose? Stop now and I will promise you anything."
But, Hongzhe, don't you know that your screams now are just like Brother Zeng who still shouted "please don't do this" in the face of Brother Chun's huge stick, which makes people can only say one sentence, which is so sad that it makes people cry. ?
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