¡ª¡ªAppetite is the most ferocious sexual desire, its terror is enough to tear apart all veils[]
¡¾Crystal Longan Mushroom¡¿, a mere appetizer, conquered the stomachs of the four Ye Die Thieves. *
With a seemingly simple snack, Hongzhe showed his superb cooking skills, gorgeous presentation, and weird appearance, all of which became a foil in front of the delicious food.
This ability to turn seemingly terrifying ingredients into superb delicacies is miraculous. Even with this small appetizer, the four of them could no longer raise any questions about Hongzhe's cooking skills and unanimously approved his joining. .
Because they had to admit that although this pervert was a bit perverted, his performance was absolutely impeccable.
The four of them ate in different ways. Chu Yu gulped down the dates, Liu Li took small bites, Wen was graceful, and Chen Xiaoming talked while eating. Without exception, they all praised Hong Zhe's dish. Although The individual expressions may be different, but the meaning is extremely clear.
Unexpectedly, after Chen Xiaoming expressed his heartfelt admiration, he still maintained his water-shaped metamorphosis, and his eyes fell into the rushing waterfall.
This pervert actually cried when he was praised?
Although Chen Xiaoming can roughly understand Hongzhe's desire to be recognized, it would be too perverted to cry like this.
?????????????????????? But then he realized, it was outrageous, Hongzhe should be the one to cry, but he should be the one to cry.
Hongzhe's voice was hoarse, and he elaborated on a forgotten fact intermittently, "Because you didn't even ask if my food would be dangerous to eat, so you just left every bite of my food." I was really moved by eating it.
Oh, I never thought you would trust me so much. It turns out you are all arrogant.
It turns out that when you scold me and hit me, it¡¯s all my behavior as a newbie.
¡°You guys are so wonderful, I love you so much¡±
"Ah!" Hearing Hongzhe's excited words, Liuli suddenly remembered. Her hand holding the tableware froze in the air and became motionless. Only her head suddenly raised, her purple hair froze due to the girl's excessive movements. Being left behind revealed her beautiful eyes.
There is no doubt that the look in those eyes is full of uneasiness, fear, and regret.
"Ugh. I forgot." The spoon in Chu Yu's hand suddenly fell on the table. She showed a terrifying expression like a decadent oil painting. Her eyes were motionless, like red plastic balls. She stared forward in horror and screamed. , "Will I die?"
The quarrel between the two girls was naturally very effective, and even Wen, who had always been extremely calm, was affected, but at least he seemed normal, if there was food in his spoon.
At this time, Wen still maintained his gentlemanly demeanor. He elegantly and slowly put the spoon into his mouth time and time again, but he did not notice at all that the spoon was already empty, not to mention that he was so elegant and became a joke.
Otherwise, even if Wen went berserk, he would never continue to talk like a 'gentleman' while 'eating', "It's strange. I would eat it without thinking. The magician should be the most winged genius, and the Phantom Thief even more so." A strong person who wanders between traps should never make such a mistake. The surrounding area does not look like the style of this Phantom Thief at all. Could it be that this Phantom Thief magician subconsciously predicted that it is safe? No, That wouldn't be so defenseless
If I die No, it shouldn't happen I'm a genius, what if I die? Even if this world becomes extinct, I will never die.
And this dish is so delicious, there may be something wrong with it No, I cannot have such a paralytic thought. This is a mistake in principle. The more beautiful the venomous snake, the more dangerous it is, and the more colorful the mushroom. It¡¯s so delicious, ah, this is a mushroom, longan, could I have forgotten?
I'm done Such beautiful and bright mushrooms must be as poisonous as that perverted hair
I am dead. My body is so heavy and my head is heavy. I will probably lose consciousness because of hallucinations. Master, are you here to see me?
No, no, I can¡¯t die yet. I haven¡¯t been able to carry forward the Kaitou Oracle clan to glory. Master, I¡¯m sorry, I can¡¯t see you yet.
Think quickly, is there any magic that can lead to rebirth? "
In just half a minute, the endless chatter turned into a neurasthenia, and he even felt like he was about to die.
But what¡¯s even more frightening is that even so, Wen still maintains this elegant movement, swallowing the spoon one by one, which is really breathtaking.
Although I really want to tell Wen that you are more perverted than Hongzhe now and that your psychological quality is not worthy of being called a monster thief, Chen Xiaoming finallyAfter all, he ignored this idiot and stopped paying attention to Wen Xiudou's performance.
Chen Xiaoming shook his head, turned to look at the weird Hongzhe who had almost turned into a water polo, and asked doubtfully, "Hey, Hongzhe, you have more tears.
You have to have some confidence and ignore these idiots, they are just showing off.
Although they are like this, in fact we all have a very keen sense of danger. If we are really worried, we will never eat it so quickly.
It can even be said that your work is quite successful. It has conquered our wariness even before it tastes delicious. "
"Really?" The weirdo's body was wet, and there were even small star-like eye whirlpools emerging from his eyes, like a girl who was touched.
Although he was so disgusted by Hongzhe's current appearance that he wanted to vomit, Chen Xiaoming still said seriously and firmly, "Well, please respect me. Every word I say comes from my sincerity. I can use the words of Commander Yedie Thief I guarantee you that your food is the best
By the way, is there an antidote? "
"Hey, you don't have to be so sincere with your words. There is no antidote, and none of you can die." The weirdo who finally healed the trauma in his heart was crushed by Chen Xiaoming's words. None of these guys are good people.
However, poor Hongzhe had probably been raped too many times, or he had begun to adapt to the style of Ye Die Pirates, and he calmed down surprisingly quickly, "Okay, don't worry, although it's the first time to cook this dish, but I tasted it first."
"Can your abnormal stomach be the same as our noble stomach? It's useless," Liuli complained.
"Then please die in the most artistic way." Hongzhe smiled slightly, and surprisingly remained calm. His body even returned to its former brilliance, which made people's jaws drop. Everyone was surprised to say no. Speak up.
Looking at the stunned four people, Hongzhe was obviously very satisfied. He flipped up his colorful hair and said proudly, "
Okay, I think even though you have a bad mouth, you should have already understood my abilities, so I won¡¯t talk nonsense to you It¡¯s limited, I didn¡¯t cook too much, so I did it a special meat dish
"The name is - [Volcano Reincarnation Bone]"
"Volcano reincarnation bone?" When they heard that Hongzhe was going to serve a new dish, the four of them immediately stopped joking. Their hearts began to surge again, and they were all looking forward to Hongzhe's new dish.
As for safety issues? go to hell
The three Earthlings have never been afraid of food safety. This is the tradition of Earthlings. It is said that the ancient people on earth have long developed a fine tradition of eating without changing their expressions. They ate gutter oil and corpse oil as usual, and never cared about fake cigarettes and fake wine. ¡®If it¡¯s safe or unsafe, let¡¯s talk about it after eating it. If you don¡¯t eat it, will you starve to death? ¡¯ This tradition has been passed down to this day and has already penetrated into the bones of the people on earth. Today's people on earth have very strong resistance. What's even more terrifying is that they are not afraid. Even if they know that food contains a lot of toxins, people on earth can still devour it without changing their expressions. It is a miracle in the universe.
Naturally, the monster thief who grew up in a garbage dump also has no concept of whether food is clean or not. Even though he always looks like a gentleman and his every move is full of mysophobia, in fact, he is just performing. , haven¡¯t you seen that this guy always uses a mask to cover the dirt on his face? It's myrrh to the core, really.
It¡¯s all just a joke.
As Hongzhe said, the four Night Butterfly thieves were just teasing him. These four guys never considered the dangers of food from the beginning. In other words, they gave Hongzhe enough trust from the beginning.
Hongzhe knew very well that this trust probably came from Chen Xiaoming's authority in the team, but so what? As a trainee star chef, it is enough to gain trust. Regardless of the reason, this is very rare.
Among the unfortunate trainee chefs he had seen, there were countless poor people who tried their best and tried their best, but could not get a trace of trust. Compared with them, Hongzhe felt that he was already very lucky.
Therefore, although Hongzhe did not admit it with his mouth, he was very grateful in his heart. He suddenly shouted, "Flame, soar"
As an elemental monster, in ordinary eyes he is actually more like a magician. His ability to manipulate elements amazes everyone.
Immediately following Hongzhe's words, his body suddenly turned red, and turned into flames in an instant. His body seemed to have recovered a lot, and he was no longer as gurgling as before. Could it be that his love for cooking actually Could it be that he was allowed to exert his super-limited abilities?
Naturally, there is no answer to this, but everyone has been shocked by what the weirdo did. Is he really serving food? Meeting for the last dish?Such a big movement? Even serving the food was like this, what was he like when he cooked before.
Yes, I have never seen such a waiter serving food. Although there is an empty door, the terrifying momentum is still blooming. The huge flame transformed by the weirdo is like a volcano erupting, exploding with fanatical power. This power turned the kitchen red, turning the white kitchen almost into a Shura purgatory.
It was indeed Shura Purgatory, and it was indeed not a joke. Amidst the perverted Hongzhe's looming and shrill laughter, the scorching flames suddenly moved, and then, a huge animal bone flew out of the door.
But it is obvious that this is not Hongzhe¡¯s skull, because it is too large and has a terrifying shape.
This animal bone is so big that it can just come out of the door. If the door were smaller, it would even get stuck in the door. As a dish, its size is truly astonishing. A door in Ye Die Pirates' meeting room can be as big as a wall. Even if four Ye Die Thieves can enter side by side, it is more than enough.
This made the four people open their mouths in surprise. Could this be the second dish of the perverted Hongzhe [Volcano Reincarnation Bone]? Although it does not look like it from the outside, is this size really meant for human consumption?
Of course, the four Night Butterfly Thieves were only surprised for a moment by the huge size, because their attention was completely attracted by the strange shape of the animal bones.
The huge animal bone that was passing through the Kongkong Gate immediately made everyone feel its scorching heat. It was so hot that it was burning with fire. The flames danced in the air, more than half a foot high, burning the animal bone like a mountain of flames, with huge heat. The ferocious energy emanated outwards, even causing the temperature in the conference room to suddenly increase by 8 degrees, and the four people suddenly broke out in sweat.
But then the temperature in the room dropped again. It was obvious that Hongzhe had already greeted Die'er. Almost when the giant bone passed through the empty door, a huge plate was suddenly summoned to the round table. This light blue plate The colored plate is also very large, covering almost the entire round table. There is white frost floating on it, and it turns out to be an ice tray.
The four of them did not turn their attention to the ice tray. To be precise, they did not have time to take a look at it. Because under the four eyes that were mixed with disbelief and suspicion, the flaming mountain-like animal bones finally completely passed through the empty door. Its speed immediately accelerated, and it flew out with a blast, flying straight to the round table before braking. Stop.
At this moment, the four of them were so shocked that they were speechless. Only when the animal bone really came in front of them, could they feel how big it was and how hot it was. If it weren't for the ice plate that kept pouring out, Even with the slightest bit of cold air, they had already been burned.
However, at this moment, the four of them couldn't help but ask again in their hearts, is this thing really edible?
The flaming mountain of bones paused in the air for about half a second, then crashed onto the specially made ice tray on the table.
Fire and ice are incompatible with each other, one is hot and the other is extremely cold. When they meet together, they are like lovers with opposite personalities. Fighting, scolding and love are their only ways of loving each other.
At the moment when the volcanic bone and the ice plate came into contact, the love between the cold and hot lovers also had a chemical reaction. A burst of steam suddenly erupted, making the conference room foggy and covering many forbidden areas. scene.
Of course, this is just a wish. Even the most imaginative diners cannot imagine the forbidden scene between a big bone and a plate. If anyone can imagine it, he must be a pervert beyond Hong Zhe, such as the legendary mysterious figure Rampage Donkey.
??Okay, flames, huge bone mountains, the love and abstinence of fire and ice, these are actually not important. What is important is the alluring fragrance that floats out with the mist that soars into the sky.
Yes, I really can¡¯t describe what this smells like. I can only say that this fragrance is full of endless temptation, just like a sultry beauty who takes off her clothes and asks you to apply sunscreen on that hot summer day.
Under such a temptation, no one can resist. Reason and reserve are all in vain. All you have to do is take off your clothes.
Of course, no matter what, this [Volcano Reincarnation Bone] is just a dish after all. Even a pervert like Hongzhe will not run up and chirp. Of course, it might be a runaway donkey. Donkeys, naturally do donkey things. You got it.
In short, the smell is so fragrant that even if the brain does not lose its mind, the stomach will lose its mind. The four Night Butterfly Thieves can no longer extricate themselves. Their eyes are instantly bloodshot and they are naked with murderous intent. It seems that now I just want to tear the clothes of [Volcano Reincarnation Bone] to pieces and then kiss her sweetly.
Of course, there is no fragrance. The fragrance of a large piece of bone can only arouse people's appetite. The four of them would just open their mouths to ¡®kiss¡¯. Yes, no one would talk nonsense anymore. They immediately threw aside the so-called food safety.
Even beforeThere was still a trace of wariness, but now it has been completely forgotten.
Poison, fire, heat, life and death, it all doesn¡¯t matter
Even if they are poisoned to death, even if their tongues are burned by the fire, no one can stop the four of them from immediately tasting the delicious taste of [Volcanic Reincarnation Bone].
This is the power of delicious food. Weird Hongzhe¡¯s craftsmanship is a godsend
No, before the weirdo started to explain, the four of them had already picked up their chopsticks and knives and forks, and started chipping away at the volcanic animal bone. Their movements were so fierce that they seemed to be engaged in a huge and fierce battle.
In this battle, everyone devoted their last energy. They completely gave up their image and persistence, just for this meat.
Not to mention the already crazy Chu Yu, not to mention the already red-eyed Chen Xiaoming, just look at Wen and Liuli. These two elegant gentlemen and beauties before have become completely starved and corrupted, like ruffians and have no image at all. , for fear of eating less than others.
This is the charm of food. As the most ferocious libido, its terror is enough to tear apart all veils.
In the blink of an eye, a large piece of meat on the [Volcanic Reincarnation Bone] had been ripped off, and at this time, the weirdo's words had just sounded. As a chef, nothing excites him more than seeing such a situation. , even if this chef is a pervert.
Standing on the other side of the door, Hongzhe still maintained the image of a burning man. He opened his hands and proudly displayed his arrogance. Although his voice was unpleasant, under the influence of the flames, it had a different flavor.
"No, that's right, eat as much as you want, eat hard, eat meat in big mouths, without fear of sex, this is her charm
The volcanic reincarnation bone is a main dish improved by me. It plays a very important role in my life menu. You will definitely be hooked on it.¡±