Chapter 541 The spacecraft¡¯s control panel is also a handle-
Repressed men are crazier
Chen Xiaoming was fiddling with the spacecraft control panel found in the statue of Dongfang Ce. He felt that his brain was no longer working.
Am I behind the times?
Why do we need to use a gamepad as a controller, whether it is a mecha or a spaceship? Is it now the time when game controllers unify the world?
On one side, Chen Xiaoming was holding the handle in a mess, and He Tong was also smiling bitterly. On the other side, Dongfang Jing also walked over.
It seems that he has returned to his usual state and is very calm.
"I don't know if the designer's brain is broken, but there is a secondary machine here," Dongfang Jing walked to Chen Xiaoming and actually took out another handle.
It turned out that while the two of them were talking, Dongfang Jing finally defeated his 'inner demon' and successfully, or rather sadly, completely shaved off the three statues of Chen Zhong, Elasina, and Hansat. Turned into pieces.
Then, he successfully found another handle among the remains of the three statues (the statues are so pitiful).
Dongfang Jing looks very serious, but his past chicness is revealed, giving people a sense of superiority and perversion.
He threw the handle to He Tong and said with a smile, "You are right, I have been a little abnormal recently. All arts in front of me are inferior existences. I don't need to worry about them at all.
??????????????????? Even you ignorant guys have the guts to ignore my beauty and wisdom, which is really unforgivable. "
Chen Xiaoming patted Dongfang Jing on the shoulder, "When you grow up, you will be a man of the Dongfang family, and you will be worthy of the title of your idol. I believe Dongfang Ce will be satisfied with your current performance."
Dongfang Jing looked very excited, of course, with an expression of contempt for the world.
And of course Chen Xiaoming would not tell Dongfang Jing that there was an angel and a demon arguing in his heart.
(Angel: How could you deceive him like this? You see, his mind is broken!
Devil: Everyone has to pay the price for their own choices. My persuasion is entirely for his own good, and he is also an adult and has his own judgment, so of course there is no problem.
Well, he must be very satisfied with who he is now. Isn¡¯t this something that everyone is happy with?
Angel: Do you really think so? Dead liar.
Devil: Please don¡¯t call me a liar, please call me a liar, of course a magician is also good)
In short, from this moment on, under Chen Xiaoming's persuasion, Dongfang Jing's life has completely changed. He will strive towards the goal of Dongfang being undefeated.
It¡¯s such a pity and congratulations.
At this time, He Tong took over the handle and played with it. Like the host handle, this handle has a golden material, red edging, and black buttons. It is a very classic handle color. It even has a kind of color when people hold it. The fantasy feeling of wanting to eat mushrooms and become a giant immediately.
Of course, He Tong did not have time to study the origin of this classic handle. Now is not the time for archeology. He suddenly said to Chen Xiaoming, "Chen Xiaoming, I don't know if you have heard of"
"What?" Chen Xiaoming was stunned and reluctantly looked away from the handle.
Of course, although the time is short, for a senior controller expert, this time is enough for him to figure out how to drive this spacecraft.
this is very simple.
He Tong said a strange word, "2012 syndrome."
"2012 Syndrome?" Chen Xiaoming thought for a moment and nodded, "Oh, I have heard of this word.
It is said that there was a doomsday crisis in 2012, but of course it was proved to be false, because we humans are still here.
This doomsday is basically a fantasy, and no physical phenomena will occur.
It¡¯s just that on the eve of the end, there have been a lot of messy notices, prophecies, or other literary and artistic works.
It¡¯s like a nonsensical game, it¡¯s really boring.
But even so, at that time, there were still some people who were sure from the bottom of their hearts that the end of the world would definitely come.
These people are called 2012 syndrome.
Their appearance is that they deny everything about themselves, ignore established facts, and even ignore their own beliefs. They don¡¯t even know who they are. "
"It's very similar." He Tong shook his head and looked at Dongfang Jing, "He completely forgot about his beliefs he denied his past Maybe he really thinks that he is Dongfang Invincible now. "
?"So that's it." Chen Xiaoming thought about the formation in his mind and slammed the handle. As a result, the small starry sky battleship made a cloud jump directly in the sky.
These two people were constantly showing off their lower bounds, and their five-chamber conversation made Dongfang Jing's face look increasingly bad.
Finally, when Chen Xiaoming turned around and asked Dongfang Jing with an innocent expression: "Handsome guy, can you tell me your name?" Dongfang Jing finally couldn't bear it anymore.
He said gloomily to the two companions playing treasure, "I can feel that the Dongfang Bubai in my hand is eager for the companions to join.
??Do you want to give it a try? "
This sentence made Chen Xiaoming immediately feel cold and he no longer dared to talk nonsense.
Because Dongfang Jing¡¯s meaning couldn¡¯t be clearer.
Even after thousands of years, the name Dongfang Bubai is still famous. He/she represents a belief, a state, and a future.
That is a future that deviates from the way of men and women, but they believe that they represent the way of friendship!
Well, Chen Xiaoming and He Tong are not interested in this kind of future. They also believe that Dongfang Jing, who has collapsed, will definitely forget elegance, have no offline, and even do such heartless things.
Isn¡¯t there a saying that repressed men are crazier?!
So, immediately, the bridge of the small star battleship fell into a long-lost silence.
"If these people hadn't messed around and caused the spacecraft to almost rush out of the earth, it would have almost reached its destination at this time.
However, under Chen Xiaoming¡¯s exquisite up, down, left and right AABB control, no major accidents occurred in the spacecraft.
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"Where are we going?" After half a circle in the Earth's orbit, "Chen Xiaoming finally raised this super serious question, which should have been determined before the spacecraft was launched.
Dongfang Jing opened his wrist wheel and found the information he had just obtained. This information was left by the ancient world person lurking in the Starry Sky Academy. He showed several people the location of the real survivors of the earth.
Not much, but Dongfang Jing then fell into deep thought, "Well. Let me see, the target should be the Kunlun Mountains in the Pamir Plateau. Isn't this the fairyland in the legends of the ancient world?"