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- Chapter 350 Announcement Big-eared Diedie and Foster¡¯s History Book
"Wow", water falls from the sky, like stars falling from the sky. This is of course nonsense However, even if it is not so spectacular, it makes all the viewers look extremely wonderful.
Yes, with everyone stunned, the white cat jumped gracefully and moved away lightly.
And the pool that was originally thought to be a prop floated slowly into the sky, and then it failed to stabilize, and a basin of water poured directly on the young man's head.
"Haha! This show is great!"
¡°The Astral Acrobatic Troupe is so fun.¡±
"You guys are just here to be funny!"
The villagers in the audience burst into laughter, and every one of them could hardly stand upright.
At this time, some smart villagers have guessed that the cat, the girl, and the tragic unknown person are all aliens, that is, members of the acrobatic troupe.
And this nonsensical scene was naturally performed by the director of Alien.
Gradually they stopped laughing, but the villagers¡¯ eyes never left the center of the square. They knew that the drama was not over yet.
The fun stuff will continue.
This unfortunate young man was wearing the same style of white robe, but he was completely wet at this time, and his hair was dripping down. He looked so embarrassed.
The young man gritted his teeth and glared at the girl named Chu Yu, almost going into a fit.
At this time, another voice came from the tent, the voice was very vague, "Captain Chen, I told you that you would be in danger of fire today, but you didn't listen."
Captain Chen, who was about to get angry, heard the voices inside and had to suppress his anger, "Master Foster, I seem to be suffering from a flood."
¡°Hmph, let me tell you the answer.¡± The disembodied voice came from the tent again, as if it was in the sky and in the ears.
The villagers in Lijia Village also felt strange. They immediately became interested in the so-called master talking nonsense in the tent. Everyone held their breath and stared at the tent, wanting to hear what profound Taoism this man had since he was called a master. .
wait
Waiting quietly
The sound of a needle dropping, click
The sound of dripping water from the burqa on Commander Chen's body, tick-tock
The sound of a cat¡¯s wings flapping
Very quiet little square
wait
"You want to suffocate us to death!" After five minutes, someone finally broke out.
¡°What followed was not endless scolding, but countless loud gasping sounds. This man¡¯s sudden voice freed all the villagers in Lijia Village.
Next is of course the anger's eyes, and the furious flame. The transparent light film was even more unable to change the color by the furious villagers, and even some of the things inside.
The villagers in Lijia Village have seen some of the world, and they know that this should be an external protective shield or something. Just like the Zhenqi body protection, although it seems invincible, the blows it can withstand are also limited. I believe that it won't take long for the protective shield to break, and then the deceitful master can be taught a lesson. Oh, that's wrong. It's not a lesson. I should say "beat", which is an extremely elegant word.
At this time, the man known as Master Foster finally spoke, and his voice floated out from the tent again. It still sounded ethereal, without any emotion:
"Friends, don't be impatient. Look, isn't it a disaster of fire?"
All the villagers were stunned, calmed down a little, and looked at Chen Xiaoming with suspicion.
At this sight, the anger suddenly disappeared, and everyone burst into laughter again.
"Damn Foster! You and I have a grudge, right? Why can't this fire be extinguished? Let's extinguish him. It's so hot, so hot!"
The villagers were holding back their laughter while looking sympathetically at Captain Chen, who had no airs at all. That¡¯s right, just when the villagers were getting angry, this poor guy¡¯s head was on fire!
At this time, poor Captain Chen was holding a big banana fan in one hand and patting the fire on his head vigorously. He was taking off his clothes with the other hand, trying to cover his head with the soaked clothes to put out the fire.
It¡¯s really ridiculous to look like that.
"Well, leader. If you don't want to lose money to buy clothes, I advise you not to do this." At this time, Chu Yu next to him spoke.
"Why?" the white cat said.
"Becausethis dress is not wet at all." Chu Yu seemed to not understand what the cat said.
After listening to Chu Yu¡¯s words, the white cat flew leisurely to the side of Captain Chen¡¯s head, easily dodging two consecutive angry attacks from Captain Chen.?Then he pulled out a magnifying glass from somewhere.
The white cat¡¯s paws clearly had no fingers, but it strangely held the magnifying glass very tightly. It came close to Chen Xiaoming¡¯s clothes and observed them carefully, ¡°Ah, really! How come these clothes dry so fast.¡±
Then Captain Chen finally became furious, "If you guys keep playing, I will take action for real."
At this time, all the villagers in Lijia Village understood that this should be just a performance, otherwise the poor leader would have been burned to death long ago.
And no matter what kind of fire it is, it cannot always burn on the leader's hair. Like a flower, it will neither burn out nor spread. The leader's head is not a candle.
Seeing that the audience was quiet, in the tent, Wen, whose pseudonym was Foster, secretly wiped his sweat and said in a voice that no one could hear, "I went a little too far this time."
¡°Actually, he was not prepared to make Chen Xiaoming so miserable, and the minute-long silence was not intentional, it was just because Wen himself was distracted.
This is the first time that Wen has officially performed on stage as an entertainer and magician. It is definitely a new beginning for him. It is inevitable that he will be a little excited. Although the excitement caused mistakes in the performance, he is really worthy of the name of a genius magician. .
He was so busy building up his determination towards his master who turned into a star, that he forgot that a certain poor group leader had been suffering abuse.
Fortunately, the situation did not get out of control.
Of course, Wen is prepared to bury these things in his heart forever and not tell anyone. Well, maybe he can mention them secretly when he publishes his autobiography in the future.
Wen was scared and snickered, and used a trick to put out the flames.
Outside the tent.
Chen Xiaoming glared at the gloating people, cats, butterflies and amoebas around him, and had to put on a smile to face the audience.
He finally realized that he was not only the leader of the group, not only a handyman, but also a clown in the circus.
?Always trying to be funny, but there is always an unknown sadness.
The surroundings became quiet, waiting for the opening remarks of the Night Butterfly Art Troupe.
"Hello everyone, I am poor Chen Xiaoming." Chen Xiaoming introduced himself thinking he was funny.
No reaction at all, it was quiet.
Chen Xiaoming was very embarrassed and had no choice but to continue, "I am the leader of the Night Butterfly Art Troupe."
The whole audience burst into laughter, and some people were even rolling on the ground. They seemed to have heard the funniest joke.
Such an unfortunate guy, such a lackluster guy, such a stupid guy, actually said that he was the leader! !
Chen Xiaoming was completely speechless, Hello! What is this? What¡¯s so funny about this?!
Oh, who can stop them!
I hate Xiandu stars! !
Chen Xiaoming's self-esteem was severely hit, and the head of the dignified group had already wandered to the corner to draw circles.
"This beautiful girl is Master Chuyu, the etiquette master of our Night Butterfly Art Troupe." Well, that's how Chuyu introduced herself. The girl said such narcissistic words, but she was still gentle and elegant, as if she should be like this, making people feel extremely harmonious. This has to be said to be a state of cuteness.
"Fools, remember, the cute little butterfly in front of you is the big-eared auspicious cat Diedie of our Night Butterfly Art Troupe!" The white cat also introduced itself, and its introduction full of grammatical errors made Lijiacun The audience thought that the members of this strange acrobatic troupe were suffering from severe narcissism syndrome.
Of course, they can only think of this. Except for the insiders of Night Butterfly Bandit, who can know that this talking white cat with butterfly wings is not actually a living thing, but a mechanical cat and a spacecraft. What about the combination?
Yes, the big-eared butterfly is just like its name, a combination of ears and butterfly.
The white mechanical cat ears finally found their job and stopped freeloading. Dieer, who has a strong desire for expression, happily became the wings of the ears.
Butterfly¡¯s prop mode is originally a pair of butterfly-shaped fans. With simple changes, it turns into a pair of beautiful butterfly wings.
To put it bluntly, Chen Xiaoming had an idea and created a new member [Big-Eared Diedie], which not only made up for the serious lack of people in the Night Butterfly Art Troupe, but was even more useful than himself.
¡°For example, the son of the well-dressed man who can¡¯t speak yet has no interest in the self-harming clown leader, but he is very fond of this stinky cat.
Of course, the bigger role of Big-eared Diedie is to use his arrogance to attract people.It attracted everyone's attention, even though they were a little angry.
As for the last person.
"I am [Foster History Book], a magician from a distant star realm. I am currently traveling. I have a dream, which is to let all intelligent life in the star realm appreciate wonderful and magical magic."
Wen¡¯s self-introduction was very serious, which made people feel that he was not laughing and joking. But this member who has always been mysterious is actually quite depressed. According to the needs of the script, he can only stay in the tent and cannot come out to accept the love of the majority of girls.
This is the self-introduction of the Night Butterfly Bandits. There is no doubt that this is a weird introduction full of nonsense.
But whether it is the poor funny king leader, the narcissistic epee girl and the arrogant butterfly cat, or the mysterious Foster history book (text) with a weird name, they all use their nonsensical behavior and brain damage. His self-introduction locked his image in the hearts of the Li family villagers.
But there is no doubt that this is just the beginning.
This is just the beginning of the name of the Night Butterfly Art Troupe resounding in the star world! - Didn't finish reading? Add this book to your favoritesI'm a member and bookmarked this chapterCopy the address of this book and recommend it to your friends for pointsChapter error? Click here to report
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