Yang Huai was really on the verge of crying without tears. At that time, Jiang Shang was about to be trampled to death by the soybean soldiers. He also made a mistake in his busy schedule. When he rushed to save people, he did feel that his feet were slightly weak.
E Lai and Ye Yu, one on the left and the other on the right, surrounded them like two donkeys in an alley. With a casual slash of Ye Yu's hand, they could draw a line of more than half a foot deep and ten meters deep on the ground. With the Alpha laser bombardment knife with a length of seven or eight feet, Jiang Shang vaguely felt that the Bagua Taoist robe given to him by the original master Tianzun didn't seem to be so flawless when worn on his body; as for the piece in Evilai's hand, it weighed five hundred kilograms. As long as he condescendingly smashes the stone, even a bronze man will be smashed into pancakes by him!
Jiang Shang¡¯s face turned green. He looked at the two ferocious beasts rushing toward him, straightened his neck, and screamed: "Yang Huai, come and save me!"
Yang Huai's eyes widened and he shouted: "Your hundreds of soybean soldiers are like a suicide squad, beating me and rushing forward to follow up. How do you want me to save you? Hurry up and order the soybean soldiers to attack the two of them." !Also, don¡¯t you know how to soar into the clouds? If it doesn¡¯t work, just fly!¡±
Jiang Shang nodded repeatedly and twirled his fingers. Before he could fly, Evilai swung the big stone in his hand like a discus. He roared loudly: "Fly! Fly! Fly! I let you You fly! When you flew back last time, someone shot you in the butt with an arrow. This time I will hit you in the butt with a big rock!!! You pay for my pot, you pay for my water tank, you pay You pay for my buckets for my copper shovel, you pay for my big locust tree If you don¡¯t pay for it, I will smash you to death!!!¡±
Jiang Shang really wants to pay compensation, but now where do you want him to go to find what kind of pot, what kind of water tank, what kind of bucket?
Yang Huai grabbed Er Lai and shouted urgently: "Elai, please give me some face, let Mr. Jiang go, can't I take all the responsibility for paying you for your water vats, cauldrons, copper shovels and buckets?! "
Evil Lai hissed: "No, we don't even have the pot, how can we cook noodles? Even the wild vegetables and rice are gone!!!"
The door of the thatched house was pushed open with a creak. Xiu'er looked at the "yard" in front of her that no longer felt familiar. She blinked hard and covered her mouth after a long while. Let out an exclamation, "Oh my God!"
The yard outside the thatched house has completely disappeared. The woodshed collapsed, the kitchen is gone, the pots were smashed, the water tanks were broken, and even the big locust tree in the yard fell to the ground with a look of helplessness. Looking around, there are messy footprints everywhere, marks of cuts with knives and axes, and broken bamboo fragments. There are also more than a dozen terrifying marks on the ground that are half a foot deep and ten feet long.
The entire courtyard was smashed to pieces as if it had just been visited twenty times by robbers. In this ruins, four people were standing together in an affectionate manner, seeming to be communicating with each other.
Jiang Shang gasped in shock. He grabbed the stone in his hand and threw it into the sky. He started playing his flying tango again. As for using the stone as a weapon to hit people of course not, no! Yang Huai put his hands behind his back, looked up at the bright moon in the sky, and chanted loudly: "When will the bright moon come? Ask the sky for wine" At first glance, he really looks like a talented man and a beautiful lady. Of course, if he can get his ass It would be better if the overly conspicuous footprints were photographed. As for Ye Yu, she lowered her head and stared at the golden soybeans under her feet. God knows if she wanted to witness with her own eyes how a soybean took root, sprouted, blossomed, and bore fruit, and gave birth to the next generation of soybean sons.
The few people who were still murderous and determined to fight to the death unexpectedly entered a subtle peaceful stage because of Xiu'er's appearance.
Xiu'er asked: "What are you doing?"
"Well Well" Jiang Shang said: "The three of us took the liberty to come to visit. We are embarrassed to have free food and accommodation, so we just discussed it, um My brothers and sisters, your family only has one thatched house. We have to sleep in the firewood shed when we are sick, so, um, um, ah, we think it is necessary to help my siblings expand the yard and build more huts. You don¡¯t need to thank me for this, the idea was still from Yang Huai!"
The ball was kicked to him, and Yang Huai nodded slightly without changing his expression: "Yes, today is the so-called dark night, murderous night, high wind, and arsonous sky No, I mean, today happens to be a bright moon with few stars and a gentle breeze." , and it¡¯s so quiet that no one disturbs us, so we can catch up on the work at night. As for why we have to work at night, well this girl Yeyu knows it best!¡±
Ye Yu glared at Yang Huai fiercely, her brain spinning rapidly like a computer hard drive. She mused: "Well, it's cooler at night. It's too easy to sweat when working during the day. We'll work all night long and wait until the sky gets dark. When it's almost dawn, I'll go to the river to take a bath. This is called working and cleaning at the same time!"
"Yes"??, yes! "Yang Huai put an arm affectionately on Ye Yu, and secretly held Ye Yu's right hand to prevent her from suddenly attacking Jiang Shang with a knife. Yang Huai still had a sincere smile on his face, and said: "Girl. The biggest advantage of taking a shower at night is that even if someone wants to peek, they can't see anything in the dark. Sister Yeyu is afraid of meeting a pervert, so she asked me and Mr. Jiang Shang to stand guard for her together! "
Ye Yu raised her left hand slightly to sweep away a trace of weeds on her hair, and a crisp sound came from Yang Huai's right rib. Ye Yu stretched out her hand, probably wanting to remove a locust tree leaf from Yang Huai's shoulder. Yang Huai, with a smile that could make a flower girl scream crazily, grabbed Ye Yu's hand affectionately and said, "Girl My hands are really not suitable for rough work like repairing a house. The injury on your leg has just healed, so it¡¯s better to rest more!"
Yeyu smiled and responded: "You are the same!"
Yang Huai and Ye Yu are really a perfect match for each other. After this unexpected encounter, they looked at each other. Looking at their expressions and their concentration, they seemed to be like a bastard and a mung bean, sparking the spark of love.
But in private
Yang Huai clasped Ye Yu's wrist firmly, stared at the black steel needle in her palm, swallowed a mouthful of saliva, and said, "Dipped in potassium cyanide?"
"certainly!"
Ye Yu smiled like a flower and whispered in Yang Huai's ear: "You are my enemy if you prevent me from completing my mission."
Ye Yu breathed out a mouthful of warm air and poured it softly into Yang Huai's ears. Yang Huai felt his whole body go numb. Seeing the strange light in Ye Yu's eyes flash away, Yang Huai couldn't help but secretly scream something bad. Yang Huai turned his head quickly, and Ye Yu's red lips passed over his face. He felt his face was slightly hot, and the hot liquid slowly seeped out along his face.
Ye Yu licked a drop of blood on her lips and chuckled, "Your reaction is very quick!"
Yang Huai smiled bitterly and said: "No matter how fast you are, it can't be faster than your killing skills. You have a blade hidden under your tongue, right? I really want to know, aren't you afraid that you can't help but sneeze and accidentally sneeze?" Just cut off half of your tongue?"
"There are a total of 639 muscles in the human body, composed of 6 billion muscle fibers. I can freely control 627 muscles. The chance of accidental injury is smaller than the chance of you choking to death when drinking cold water. So a little bit.¡±
Yang Huai looked at his arm on Ye Yu and said, "Am I throwing myself into a trap? I think a warrior who can control 627 muscles in his body must have more than a steel needle and a It¡¯s just a blade, right?¡±
"Of course!"
Ye Yu said approvingly: "I like to deal with smart and courageous men. I advise you to be more honest. Did you see the hair I swept away the weeds from the ends of my hair and brought it down? It is actually a tungsten steel wire. As long as I exert a little force, the pervert's claws you put on my body will completely separate from your body."
"I'm really convinced!" Yang Huai sighed: "I'm very stupid, and I don't have any special skills, let alone control more than 600 muscles. At most, I can just use the innate Qi in my body, It can make my body reach a high temperature of one thousand degrees Celsius in an instant. Especially when I am accidentally injured, the blood splattered in my body is definitely comparable to that of molten steel just out of the furnace. It will definitely burn wherever it is sprayed. Wherever it goes, if it really sprays on someone, well getting others hurt is really not the outcome I want to see."
Ye Yu calmly looked at Yang Huai's arm on his shoulders and said, "It seems that we have a draw in this round?"
Yang Huaidao: "Yes! Once we take action, we will definitely be defeated!"
"Then let's open a second battlefield in a remote area!"
Ye Yu said: "Don't you like Mr. Jiang Shang to death? You should get closer to him. You have seen it with your own eyes. He can fly. If you don't keep an eye on him, who will Are you here to compensate you for your losses again?!"
Jiang Shang felt bad in his heart, but in front of Xiu'er, he was too embarrassed to fly to the sky and escape. He could only watch Wu Lai throw the stone to the ground, strode over, and stretched out his He strangled the arm of an adult polar bear and held him tightly.
??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? In the place that used to be the courtyard, Yang Huai and Ye Yu were cuddling together affectionately. Even Zi Ye was moved by that affectionate and silent exchange. And his stupid, clumsy and evil little brother, I wonder if his brain suddenly opened up today, and he actually knows how to fawn over this super guy Jiang Shang.The great magic stick is now carefully supporting Jiang Shang.
Ziye laughed and said: "You two seem to have hit it off as old friends, and you are very affectionate! Hahaha Is it because you have all had the experience of falling into a trap, so you have a lot in common when chatting with each other? What about language?¡±
"Huhu"
The three guys with their own ulterior motives glanced at each other and laughed cheaply together. The stupid boy stood aside and saw everyone laughing. He didn't want to be left out and giggled.
For a while, Ziye and the four guys present stood in the yard that was smashed into rubble, and there was a burst of seemingly joyful laughter.
"Everyone, listen to me!" Xiu'er looked at Er Lai tenderly and suggested: "It's fate that we can get together, and it's rare to get along so harmoniously. This is God's arrangement for us. Why don't you just say hello? How about we swear a sworn alliance with Jinlan and become brothers of life and death who are closer than blood ties?"
She probably wants to find a few more free nannies and bodyguards for Eilai, right?
Ye Yu, Yang Huai, and Jiang Shang, three guys with different agendas, looked at each other in confusion. The development of things to this point was really beyond their expectations.
Ziye's eyes lit up. He didn't know why. As soon as he saw Ye Yu and Yang Huai, he felt a sense of intimacy in his heart. As for Jiang Shang, he was a bit rubbish and had a rotten personality. Yes, but he is still considered a wise man. If everyone becomes Jin Lan brothers, how dare he not teach his brothers some life-saving skills? !
A pile of soil was used as a furnace, and a few branches were inserted to pretend to be fine sandalwood. Then a newly hunted wild boar was placed on the table. Ziye, Yeyu, Yang Huai, Jiang Shang, Xiu'er and Wu Lai knelt in front of the incense table. Several people swore an oath to the Heavenly Alliance in a messy manner, including some sly tricks such as "I enjoy the blessings, and you take the trouble" and other tricks. After everyone kowtowed a few times, they became a group of sworn brothers who were plotting against each other.
Jiang Shang was seventy years old and became the eldest brother without hesitation. Ziye was twenty-five years old and became the second brother. Yeyu was also twenty-five years old and became the third sister. Yang Huai was only twenty-four years old and could only become the fourth brother in despair. My son is twenty years old and is the fifth sister. This stupid boy Eilai is the youngest at seventeen years old and the sixth in the ranking.
"Brothers, please listen to me."
Ziye looked at everyone present and said in a deep voice: "I, Ziye, have lacked everything in my life. I am careless in everything I do, and I behave openly and unrestrainedly. I don't even know how I offended people. The only thing I can be proud of is that I treat people with sincerity." , as long as I like and look at you, I will make friends with my heart, so I have brothers all over the world! My creed in life is very simple, be loyal to friends, love women, be ruthless to enemies, and be loyal to the country! Although I Wen can't bring peace to the country, and force can't rule the country, but I can pat my chest and guarantee that in this bullshit world, whoever wants to harm my brothers and sisters in the future will have to step over my body, Ao Ziye!"
"Ziye's words were truly resounding, and the passion of a true man naturally arose in his frankness. Xiu'er stared at Ziye's face, which was like a stone carving and full of determination, and felt that she was drunk.
Jiang Shang, Ye Yu and Yang Huai looked at each other and fell into silence at the same time.
I don¡¯t know how long I stood quietly in the yard in silence. Ye Yu knelt down in front of the incense burner again. She looked at Midi Ye and said, "I want to swore my vows again, okay?"
Jiang Shang hesitated for a moment before kneeling in front of the incense burner and said, "Yes, it's quite fun. I also want to swore my vows again!"
"That's right!" Yang Huai said: "Sworn sworn vows only happen a few times in your life. It's over before you even get a taste of it. It's really too sloppy!"
Ziye glanced at the brothers kneeling beside him, slowly raised the corners of his mouth, and said, "Okay, then let's sworn sworn friends again!"
"Ziye didn't ask how Ye Yu's leg healed, nor how Yang Huai suddenly remembered his name. Facing the yard that was smashed into ruins, he didn't even frown. With just one swipe, he threw away all the lies and deceptions in front of him.
What he requires is mutual trust in the future!
What a wonderful philosophy of life, what a free and easy principle of doing things!
"If we make a fair evaluation of Zi Ye's character, the same word will flash in the hearts of Ye Yu, Jiang Shang and Yang Huai: "A real man!"
It is a blessing to be able to be sworn friends with such a man!
He may be a little philandering, he may be so cynical that peopleIt¡¯s impossible to compliment him, but deep in his blood, he possesses pride and dignity that would rather break than bend!
When you and he make an oath to protect each other, he will be your most trustworthy partner in life and death, your shield and your sword! As long as he's alive, you definitely don't need to worry about a weapon stabbing you from behind! ! !
When this man gets serious, there is something about him that makes people have to trust and rely on he is fierce and domineering!