It has to be said that the Battle of Wuchao was the biggest crisis Chen Ran had ever faced. When the entire Black Wolf Cavalry army was wiped out, Chen Ran alone faced Wen Chou's 100,000-strong army. The feeling of being alone and helpless was simply right for him. Great physical and mental devastation.
Now, Chen suddenly experienced this feeling again.
It was in front of the counter of a women's underwear store. Holding back the suspicious and surprised looks of many women in the store, Chen Suan handed the shopping basket in his hand to the salesperson, who looked to be a few years older than Chen Suan. woman.
"This is for someone else!" When he noticed the weird look in the counter lady's eyes, Chen Su couldn't help but explain. After all, he didn't want to be mistaken for a pervert.
No wonder, after all, breaking into a lingerie store alone and sneaking around among more than a dozen female customers in the store is really a bit
"You bought it for your girlfriend, right?" The lady at the counter was very talkative. She glanced at the underwear in Chen Ran's hand and suddenly said, "Sir, do you know your girlfriend's size?"
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For a moment, Chen was stunned. Only then did he realize the difference between buying clothes for a woman and buying clothes for himself.
¡°Perhaps she noticed Chen Su¡¯s dumbfounded expression, the lady at the counter smiled slightly and said, ¡°Well, you tell me your girlfriend¡¯s figure, and I¡¯ll help you choose a suit¡±
"Oh, thank you, thank you," while apologizing repeatedly, Chen Suan frowned and recalled Sun Shangxiang's body shape, then gestured and said, "He is about 1.7 meters tall and weighs um, ninety pounds?"
Seemingly noticing the uncertainty in Chen Ran's tone, the lady at the counter smiled and asked, "Where's the bust?"
"This" Chen suddenly was dumbfounded.
No wonder, after all, in his memory, Sun Shangxiang was either wearing armor or a loose robe. How could he tell the details? How could he stare at that part of her?
"Probablyprobably" Chen Suan made random gestures with his hands, with a look of embarrassment on his face, which made the female customers in the store feel a little funny.
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"I understand. Let's take this set. I think it should fit. If it doesn't fit, please try to come to our store today to change to another size. If it's too late, it's a bit" As she said that, the counter lady showed her embarrassment. expression.
Logically speaking, underwear, especially women¡¯s underwear. Generally, they are not replaced after being sold, but the counter lady may have relaxed some rules because Chen Suan was sweating profusely. After all, it is rare for a man to buy underwear for his girlfriend.
"Thank you so much!" Chen suddenly looked at the counter lady with great gratitude.
Amid the chuckles and whispers of more than a dozen female customers in the store, Chen suddenly paid like a thief and fled in embarrassment from the taboo place that was more threatening to him than the Battle of Wuchao.
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I am the mighty God of Martial Arts
Chen Su ran out in despair. Face flushed. I just felt that the people all over the street were laughing at me. I turned into an alley a few times, and even almost ran away, even though those people were just baffled by Chen Su's weird expression.
What the hell is this!
Stepping through the unrecognizable security door of his house, Chen suddenly shook his head and walked to the living room, but was shocked to see Sun Shangxiang jumping up and down on the sofa with an excited look on his face.
Listening to the painful creaking sound of the sofa. Chen Ran felt his heart dripping with blood and couldn't help but say while standing by the door. "Is it interesting?"
"It's very interesting, this chair" He was saying. Only then did Sun Shangxiang, who was looking excited, notice Chen Su, who was expressionless.
At this moment, the sofa made a creaking sound, and Chen suddenly saw a large dent in it.
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For a moment, the whole room was silent. Sun Shangxiang got down from the sofa feeling embarrassed, like a little girl who had made a mistake, folding her hands behind her back and rubbing them from time to time.
"Youyou're back?"
"Hmm!" Glancing at the obviously scrapped sofa, Chen Suan secretly told himself not to argue with the girl in front of him. Then, he threw the bag in his hand to Sun Shangxiang.
"What is this?" Sun Shangxiang asked in confusion.
"Clothes!" He walked to the sofa opposite her and sat down. He couldn't help but glance at the scrapped sofa opposite. Chen Suan raised his hand to wipe his face and said tiredly, "The thin ones are underwear, and the thick ones are Coat, wear the thin one inside, wear the thick one outside" As he said, he raised his headPointing to his bedroom, the implication was that Sun Shangxiang should go to the bedroom to change clothes.
¡°Perhaps Sun Shangxiang was a little embarrassed by the gaffe he had just made. Surprisingly, he did not talk back to Chen Su. He obediently walked into the bedroom as Chen Su said and closed the door.
At this time, Chen suddenly noticed that Zhao Yun, Taishi Ci, Cao Hong, and Ling Tong were not in the house for some reason. This discovery shocked him.
"Hey, girl, where are General Zhao and General Taishi?"
"Who is the girl! - Humph! Who told you to come back so late? They couldn't wait any longer. General Zhao said he would go out to investigate the situation. General Cao and the boy Ling Tong said they were hungry and went out to find food. As for General Taishi, didn't you meet him on the way? He said he was looking for you" Sun Shangxiang's dissatisfied voice came from inside the house.
"What?!" Chen Su's eyes widened in shock.
Investigation status?
Did you know that this was two thousand years later, so you went to investigate the situation?
And looking for something to eat
damn it! Are Cao Hong and Ling Tong planning to pay the bill with copper coins? Or do you want to eat a king's meal?
??????????????? And that Tai Shici, why are you looking for me when you don¡¯t even know the way?
"Didn't I tell you all to stay here?!" Chen Ran was obviously a little angry.
"What are you yelling about! - Don't worry, they are capable of taking care of themselves and nothing will happen to them!"
Hearing what Sun Shangxiang said, Chen Suan was furious to death.
Worry?
Are you worried about those four guys?
Please!
Am I worried about this city? !
It's no wonder that Chen Ran is so nervous. You must know that Zhao Yun, Tai Shici and the other four are not ordinary people. Even the weakest Ling Tong has the level of being an enemy of ten thousand people, and the level of being an enemy of ten thousand people has been in the past two thousand years. What exactly is the concept of post-modernity?
To put it bluntly, even bullets can¡¯t kill this guy, let alone the two martial gods Zhao Yun and Taishi Ci. Even if a large number of anti-riot troops are dispatched, it will probably be in vain.
?? The God of War, in this era, is simply a human-shaped atomic bomb. It is relatively light to destroy a city with just one move. Collapse of a tall building with one punch is as simple as eating. How can this make Chen Chang not nervous?
"Okay. Anyway, it's your fault. Who asked you to come back so late Hey, are you still outside? Hey!"
"Zai Zai Zai!" Chen Su responded helplessly, secretly praying in his heart that Zhao Yun and others would not do anything too shocking.
"You won't say anything. By the way, Chen Ran, how do you wear this? Also, why is this bellyband so weird?"
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Chen suddenly sighed feebly, feeling more and more that bringing Sun Shangxiang, Zhao Yun and others here this time was a mistake.
ah. Why would you take them with you?
Chen suddenly blamed himself secretly for believing in the persuasion of Liu Bei, Cao Cao, Sun Ce and others, and taking these nominal guards with him
Indeed, it is true that they are guards. If an emergency occurs, Chen Ran believes that Zhao Yun, Tai Shici and others will play an excellent role, but the problem is that they themselves are not small in hidden dangers. No. As soon as he came back, Cao Hong almost made Chen Suan the leader of a criminal gang that committed home invasions and robberies.
¡°Those four people are causing something
Chen suddenly didn¡¯t dare to think about it anymore.
After all, it is really, really terrible
"Chen Ye! Chen Ye!" Here, Sun Shangxiang was still shouting Chen Ye's name non-stop, which made Chen Ye feel even more upset and he stood up in anger. He pushed open the door and yelled angrily. "Why are you shouting? After I bought it for you, you still want me to wear it for you! Huh?!"
But just as he spoke, Chen Ran himself was shocked, because he noticed that Sun Shangxiang had taken off his armor and even his robes, and was only wearing a red bellyband. This discovery made him realize I can't speak any more.
Sun Shangxiang was obviously dumbfounded. He was holding a bra with very little fabric in his hand and stared blankly at Chen Su, as if he didn't expect that Chen Su would suddenly barge in.
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After looking at each other in silence for a while, Chen suddenly wanted to withdraw from the room, but then he thought about it and felt that it was inappropriate.
¡°After all, with Sun Shangxiang¡¯s character, he will definitely fight him desperately after he wakes up. It¡¯s better to just make the mistake and pretend not to see it
Thinking of this, Chen Suan stepped forward instead of retreating. He stepped forward and said angrily, "What do you think you are doing here? It's useless to cause trouble for me at all! - This is called a bra.?On the chest! "
At this time, Sun Shangxiang had gradually recovered from the sluggishness just now. Just as Chen Ran expected, she was ashamed and annoyed in her heart. She had faintly touched the sword beside her with her right hand, as if she was planning to destroy the innocent person in front of her. The guy was hacked to death with swords, but Chen Suan's blow to the face made her confused.
"I'm just asking you if I don't know" If Sun Shangxiang was as wild as a leopard in normal times, then she is as docile as a house cat now. Obviously, she mistakenly thought that Chen Suan was really angry. So much so that I don't have enough confidence to worry about it.
I have to say that Chen Ran is still a bit quick-witted.
¡°About half an hour, oh, about forty minutes, Sun Shangxiang finally put on the clothes Chen Ran bought for him and walked to the living room coquettishly.
It has to be said that Chen¡¯s eyes suddenly lit up when he looked at him at this moment.
Regardless of underwear, she wears a pink-white short-sleeved suit on the upper body and a pair of cyan jeans on the lower body. Just looking at her outfit at this time, it is difficult to imagine that this young and lively girl actually came from the Han Dynasty two thousand years ago. towards.
However, the blush on Sun Shangxiang's face never faded, even though Chen Suan took the opportunity to sneak out after teaching her how to put it on.
"Okaydoes it look good?" Sun Shangxiang asked shyly.
"It's not bad." Seeing that Sun Shangxiang seemed to have forgotten what happened just now, Chen Ran secretly rejoiced. Then, seeing that she was hesitant to speak, he couldn't help but ask, "What's wrong?"
Sun Shangxiang looked embarrassed, lowered her head and said, "These strange clothes are not very comfortable" As she said that, she couldn't help but pull the jeans that were fastened by the belt behind her. Chen suddenly caught a glimpse of the slightly A layer of white lace is exposed at the edge of the low-waisted jeans.
"Ahem! - You will never get used to it the first time you wear it, but you will get used to it after wearing it for a long time!" Chen suddenly said with his eyes wandering out of the window, obviously. He knew exactly what that layer of white lace meant.
In fact, it¡¯s no wonder. After all, most women in the Han Dynasty wore bellybands as underwear and a pair of crotch pants. They are all of a very loose type, and if she is suddenly asked to wear clothes from two thousand years in the future, it is obvious that she is not used to them.
"Speaking of which, your mansion here is very strange. Don't you have any maids or servants?" Looking around, Sun Shangxiang asked in confusion. This problem must have been bothering her for a long time.
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"Oh!" Sun Shangxiang followed him feeling uncomfortable, and then asked doubtfully, "Why don't you wait for General Zhao and the others?"
"Wait? Do you think they will remember the way back?" With one sentence, Sun Shangxiang was speechless. Chen Suan angrily held up the wooden door that Taishi Ci had blown away, and reluctantly propped it up on the door. After all, it was him. home, as to whether this wooden door can still play its original role. Chen suddenly was no longer in the mood to think about this matter.
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I am the mighty God of Martial Arts
Walking on the street feeling tired. Seeing Sun Shangxiang looking around with excited expressions from time to time, Chen Su sighed secretly in his heart.
Although I suggested to Zhuge Liang whether there was a way to use the Six Ding Liujia technique to send him back to his original world and find the whereabouts of the last heavenly book, people like Sun Shangxiang were really
It¡¯s a burden! It¡¯s a burden!
"Hey, Chen Fenwei. What is that moving iron box?" Sun Shangxiang asked curiously, pointing to the car driving on the road.
"That's called a car, in this world. It's a very common means of transportation, equivalent to horses in the Han Dynasty"
"Oh." Sun Shangxiang nodded in realization, and then said, "Go buy one for me!"
When Chen suddenly heard this, he almost hit a telephone pole on the side of the road.
Will I buy you one?
?That¡¯s easy to say!
Where¡¯s the money?
I know that you, Jiangdong, are very wealthy, but the question is, can the currency from two thousand years ago be used two thousand years from now?
Chen Suan is sure that once he takes out even a copper coin worth two thousand yuan, it will be on the headlines of the newspaper the next day after keeping it.
Chen Su had no choice but to explain to Sun Shangxiang the relationship between cars and gasoline, as well as the common sense that a car cannot start without gasoline. After some hard talk, Sun Shangxiang gave up the idea of ??buying a car with a look of regret.
"One more thing. From now on, don't call me Chen Fenwei. You are not allowed to call me Chen Shuai or General Chen!"
"Why is this?" Sun Shangxiang asked in confusion.
Chen Ran didn¡¯t know whether to laugh or cry. If you were to say something like "Chen Shuai or General Chen" in a public place, what would the people around me think of me? Can I bear it?
"Anyway, don't scream, otherwise, I will leave you here!" Chen Su, who was not interested in explaining, threatened in a low voice.
When Sun Shangxiang heard this, his eyes widened and he said angrily, "How dare you!"
Chen suddenly knew that if he didn't suppress this little girl's arrogance now, she would cause a lot of trouble in the future.
Thinking of this, Chen Ran sneered and said, "Do you think that after I have regained my strength, I will be afraid of your brother Sun Ce? You must think clearly. If you don't obey, I will just shrink away and leave, and you will be alone here." Just wander around"
Sun Shangxiang's momentum froze when she heard this. After all, she had already suffered enough from wandering alone. After giving Chen Suan a fierce look, she reluctantly said, "I understandThen you are not allowed to call me again in the future." Little girl?"
"Huh? Then what should I call you? Sun Shangxiang? Dong Bai? Or the princess This doesn't work!" When he mentioned the word princess, Chen suddenly shook his head because the title of the princess was the same as the title of Chen Fenwei and General Chen. Likewise, if it were heard by others in a public place, it would definitely make people laugh out loud.
"Who told me to call me Princess" Sun Shangxiang muttered to himself, and after several hesitations, he finally said with a slightly discouraged expression, "I will call you Chen Su, and you will call me Sun Shangxiang"
"How is Shang Xiang?"
Sun Shangxiang¡¯s face turned red when he heard this, and after biting his lip slightly, he whispered, ¡°That¡¯s okay too¡¡±
Perhaps, she mistakenly thought that Chen Su thought it was inappropriate to call him by his first name. Who knew that her name, Sun Shangxiang, had the same nature as the princess and General Chen. As for Chen Su, he was very ordinary. It didn't matter whether he paid attention to it or not. .
"Also, you are not allowed to call General Zhao, General Taishi, etc., just Brother Zhao and Brother Taishi" Seemingly seeing that Sun Shangxiang was quite well-behaved at the moment, Chen Su could not bear it, so he simply named some of the people of this era. Common sense told Sun Shangxiang, and then Sun Shangxiang suddenly realized.
"You should have said it earlier! - Isn't it okay to just give me a name?"
"No! - Do you remember?" Chen suddenly shook his head.
"How could you not remember such a trivial matter?" Sun Shangxiang glanced at Chen Suo angrily, and suddenly saw a couple walking towards each other arm in arm. Suddenly, her face turned red and she said in shock, "In front of the public. , so immoral" But before she could finish her words, she was interrupted by Chen Su's cough.
"Ahem! - Don't make a fuss, this is a very common thing in this era!"
"Is it very common?" Sun Shangxiang looked at the couple with a shocked face and said in shock, "A man and a woman men and women are not intimate, is this is this very common?"
"Ah, yes!" Chen suddenly nodded vigorously, secretly annoyed that Sun Shangxiang had so many problems.
Suddenly, his whole body trembled as if he was electrocuted. He subconsciously looked to the left, only to see Sun Shangxiang holding his left arm with a red face, just like the woman in the couple.
Seemingly noticing Chen Su¡¯s shocked gaze, Sun Shangxiang, who felt a burning sensation on his face, said in an extremely low voice, "Nodidn't you sayit'sveryvery common?"
"Yesah" Chen suddenly smiled and wisely did not explain to Sun Shangxiang the difference between lovers and ordinary men and women, because he knew that with Sun Shangxiang's character, after understanding the difference, he would probably become angry.
After all, she also has the power to defeat thousands of people. Once she loses control and goes berserk
terrible!
Thinking of this, Chen suddenly shook his head in disgust and let Sun Shangxiang hold his arms and walk on the street.
?Perhaps in the slightly envious eyes of some passers-by, they are a couple
Ah, they do look alike! To be continued. .
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