"Dad, go hold a parent-teacher conference for me."
A tall girl with long hair reaching her waist hugged a handsome uncle wearing glasses from behind. Her current coquettish look is in sharp contrast to her cold temperament in the past. Unless they are those who grew up with her, no one will believe what kind of virtue this girl has in her bones.
"Another parent-teacher meeting?" Uncle Shuai put down the newspaper: "To put it bluntly, you are planning to let me be punished again."
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"Xiaoxin, you are seventeen years old. You can't be so coquettish anymore." The handsome uncle turned back and touched the girl's hair: "Okay, I just can't do anything to you, what time?"
"My dad is the best." Xiaoxin kissed Li Guo hard on the face: "At nine o'clock in the morning, I went shopping with my best friend. If you need anything, call me."
Li Guo shrugged, sighed and waved his hand: "Go ahead, go ahead, don't use your abilities indiscriminately."
"I understand." Xiaoxin gave Li Guo an OK sign and stepped out like the wind.
Li Guo looked at her back, stood up from the wicker chair, took off his glasses and stretched, looked at his watch, and suddenly woke up from his leisurely state. Because Xiaoxin said there was a parent-teacher meeting at nine o'clock, and now it's eight-fifty in the blink of an eye. If you don't go to the school, you'll be late.
So he stood up quickly, walked from the balcony to the living room, and glanced at Toriko who was cooking in the kitchen: "I'm going to hold a parent-teacher meeting for Xiaoxin. I'll see you in the store later."
"Wait, wait a minute." Toriko Jing came out of the kitchen wearing an apron and stretched out his hand to tidy up Li Guo's collar and sleeves: "How old are you? You are still so unlucky, what do you want me to do?" How old do you worry about it? You'll be forty in a blink of an eye, okay?"
"Okay, okay I understand, can't you?" Li Guo was most afraid of the nagging of the bird spirit. Ever since she gave birth to the child, her original free and easy attitude gradually disappeared without a trace, leaving only She is just a housewife-like mother-in-law.
After saying that, Li Guo used a decisive escape technique to break free and came to the outside of the community where he had lived for more than ten years, and slipped into the small supermarket opened by Narcissus. Narcissus sat in front of the gambling machine to entertain himself as usual. This hobby It has been going on for more than ten years, and nothing has changed. The only thing that has changed is that the sick Momo has now become an upright and graceful woman. She is sitting at the counter and discussing with Narcissus about her wedding in a few days. While nagging Narcissus to have a child quickly. However, after seeing Li Guo come in, she still stood up and greeted him politely: "Brother Li, have you been kicked out again?"
Li Guo wiped his head and said, "That's about right. Give me 200 yuan in change. I have to hold a parent-teacher meeting for my child."
"No." Narcissus didn't even look back: "You're just saying that you're rich, so what's the point of a rich man like you asking me to borrow money?"
Li Guo let out an ouch: "Don't you know me yet? I only carry a pack of cigarettes with me at most, and I haven't used any money in years."
"Take it and return it to me in the afternoon." Narcissus took out two crumpled bills from his pocket: "Remember to return them."
Li Guo babbled on, ¡°I know, I know,¡± as she hurried out quickly, gradually changing from walking to running, from running to shrinking into an inch.
After half an hour¡¯s journey, Li Guo arrived at the gate of Xiaoxin¡¯s school in less than a minute. Today seems to be the day to distribute report cards. There are already many parents rushing in at the door. They are all high, short, rich and poor, and they are all clearly visible.
"Finally, I caught up." Li Guo tidied her clothes and followed the flow of people to Xiaoxin's class. She found a seat and sat down, waiting for the teacher to come over and hand out her grades and be scolded
Having said that, Miss Xiaoxin can be said to be an out-and-out princess. She is not only of noble birth, but also has a very high IQ. However, she is obviously not suitable for studying hard science. After all, magic schools are everywhere now, and some well-known universities even offer them. She majored in magic, even if Xiaoxin did not rely on her family's influence and simply took the exam, with her ability to blast Long Shenxue out of eight streets, not to mention being a student, even the teacher would not be able to see the back of her car. lamp.
But after all, Xiaoxin is Li Guo's daughter. She is in a strange mess. Although she has such a good foundation, she has to study mathematics, physics and chemistry. What I have to say is that her grades in mathematics, physics and chemistry are simply terrible. She can pass the math test with a score of 150. Nine points, 21 points for physics, and no more than 30 points for chemistry. This made the landlady, who was proficient in various complex programming calculations, so angry that she hit her several times, but Queen Lily blocked her every time. An ultimate debate about children's education broke out, although no one won the battle. But it is a fact that neither of them pays attention to the other until now.
After entering the classroom, Li Guo immediately attracted the attention of many parents. This is actually understandable, after allAlthough Li Guo is almost forty now, she still looks like she is twenty-six or seventeen years old, with almost no change, so she stands out among a group of middle-aged people in their forties.
But he was used to it. After all, he knew how strange he was, not to mention that he was often called parents. Teachers and school leaders had long known the fact that Xiaoxin's father looked like her boyfriend. Although they were surprised, it was nothing. So much surprise.
Li Guo quickly found a corner and nestled down. This was his habit. After all, as the father of a school beauty who ranked last in the grade, it would be embarrassing to sit in a conspicuous position.
After a while, the teacher walked in. The teacher looked at Li Guo at first glance, and then gave him a malicious smile. When Li Guo saw this person walking in, he almost spat out a mouthful of blood.
This teacher was wearing a professional skirt and a bun. She looked less than thirty years old. Her face was gentle and cute. She was as beautiful as any popular star, and the look in her eyes made her look arrogant. She seemed unattainable.
But Li Guo knew this guy, and he was clearly Shang Fang! That is Xiao Song!
"You!" Li Guo shouted on the spot: "You are not in Europe"
"I always have to go home." Xiao Song looked at Li Guo with squinted eyes: "I am now your daughter's class teacher. There are many opportunities for us to meet."
Li Guo covered his head with both hands: "Sister, please let me go"
Teacher Xiao ignored Li Guo and just walked up to the podium with a pile of transcripts and looked around: "Let me introduce myself. My last name is Xiao. You can call me Teacher Xiao. Starting from this semester, I will be in charge of this class." I am planning to enter my senior year of high school. I hope everyone can provide me with valuable opinions and suggestions. Especially the most irresponsible parent!"
As she spoke, her eyes glanced at Li Guo. The meaning was obviously self-evident. All the parents burst out laughing and looked back and forth at Shang Fang and Li Guo with ambiguous looks.
After the parent-teacher meeting, Li Guo was already confused. He was walking alone on the road with a desolate back.
"What's the matter? Master Tianshou." Shangyuan followed him, holding his hands behind his back and looking as playful as before: "Aren't you happy to see your old lover?"
"Please spare me." Li Guo said with a bitter face, "I've already lost my face to you."
"Who made you disobey me for so many years?" Shang Fang laughed: "I have always been protecting myself for you, and this is your attitude towards me?"
"Haha" Li Guo really had no choice but to change the subject: "Did the Kunlun European Development Plan succeed?"
"Of course it was successful. It merged with the 15th European Group. Now Kunlun has completely surpassed Shushan. You lost." Shanghuan's eyes were filled with narrowness: "What did you promise me? What will you do if Kunlun wins Shushan?" "
"I" Li Guo looked at the sky and said solemnly: "I forgot."
"Hey! You are the Tianshu! How can you be so shameless?" Shang Fang seemed to be anxious: "I have been waiting for you for ten years! How many decades can a woman have?"
"I don't know about others, but if you say it, it will be at least more than a hundred years." Li Guo's mouth twitched: "Actually, you really moved me, but you know, one person's love is very limited. , can¡¯t be distributed to too many people, I"
"Shut up!" Shang Fang shouted sharply, causing the passers-by on the street to look sideways, but Shang Fang was not afraid at all: "You just need to tell me whether you have a good impression of You! The Tianshu can't lie!"
"Actually, this is just lying. The Tianshou lives by lying." Li Guo smiled helplessly: "Do you believe that I don't like him?"
"Okay, I'm satisfied. I'll just keep waiting. It's fun to tease you anyway." Kaminari whistled frivolously: "By the way, the other Tianshou is now trapped in time and space. It won¡¯t come out until three months later.¡±
"It's really pitiful"
"Don't talk about your close colleagues in such an innocuous tone!" Shang Chang pinched Li Guo's face and acted like a girl: "You are wrong!"
Just when Li Guo was about to reply, a shiny spyker c14 stopped in front of Li Guo. The door gradually opened, and a dazzlingly beautiful woman sat inside, looking at Shang Fang next to Li Guo with contempt.
If anyone who knows the goods is present, they will find that this car is definitely a limited edition artifact. There are only twelve units in the world, tailor-made according to the twelve constellations, and this "Libra" is the world's first The car owned by the boss of a major gaming company was given to her as a birthday gift by Spyker.
¡°I was looking for you this morning, you¡¯re so clear?Where did he go? Li Guo crossed his arms when he saw the people in the car and said, "It's true that your family, Chu Sheath and Zhi Jian, are both in trouble, and you don't know how to mediate." "
"Young man, sir." Mochou got out of the car and took Li Guo's arm: "Don't you know them? They are making trouble every three days. It will be fine if they get over it. After all, anyone who gives birth can take out a spoon. Not happy."
"Long time no see." Mochou turned around and rushed to Nan to say hello: "You are still so beautiful."
Looking up and down at Mochou, who was fashionable, gorgeous and full of femininity, he felt his teeth itching with hatred. It was only ten years It was only ten years later that the village girl back then had now become the darling of the fashion industry. Let him, who has always been People who have their eyes high above their heads appear to be very shameless, embarrassing and embarrassing.
"Okay, I still have to open a store."
After saying that, Li Guo walked forward without looking back, "Mo Chou, remember to go home for lunch at noon. I will fry chicken wings for you today."
"My husband is the best!" Mochou glanced at Shangwan triumphantly: "As a favor, come to my house for a casual meal. We are old friends."
"Who's afraid of whom?" Shanghuan turned around and got into Mochou's co-pilot: "Let's go."
And Li Guo breathed a long sigh of relief when he saw the car driving away, took out his phone and dialed: "Sister Xue help, Shangwan is back!"
"Ah? That weird woman?" Sister Xue, who was breastfeeding her child, exclaimed: "Okay, I get itBrother, please do your best first, and I'll go get the reinforcements."
After hanging up the phone, Li Guo had almost reached his own bicycle shop. He skillfully took out the key and opened the door of the shop. Inside, a Siamese cat jumped out with a swipe and stood on his shoulder: "I quietly Let me tell you, Shang Fang is back."
Li Guo rubbed her face against Amber's plush body: "I've been tortured by her all morning"
"You're so pathetic." Amber transformed from a cat into a human in full view of the public. After all, the law has long allowed human-male unions. Cat demons are also the most common demons in the world, so even if others see a cat transforming into a girl, it doesn't matter. People will feel surprised.
"Yes, it's pitiful." Li Guo dragged out several bicycles that were used as display items: "This is the midlife crisis. Where are the children?"
"Your queen has taken the devil for training." Amber sighed: "This silly kid Aoi bought a lot of snacks. I can't bear to see it"
"What a strange family." Li Guo didn't know whether to laugh or cry: "I told you I would be in trouble."
"This is nothing. If I were to tell you that there was a fight between disciples from Shushan College and Kunlun College, would it give you a bigger headache?"
"What!" Li Guo slapped his forehead heavily: "Isn't it so tragic?"
"It's like this. A total of 28 people were injured on both sides. Now they have been arrested and investigated. There is a student in Shushan who wants to activate the All Souls Blood Formation. You face a fine of 20 million." Amber smiled slyly: "You still have to Come out and bail this genius out.¡±
"Who is this genius?"
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"Okay! Needless to say!" Li Guo squatted on the ground in pain: "Why did my aunt give birth to such a baby"
At this moment, Li Guo's phone suddenly rang. He answered the phone and heard the voice of the Seafood Sage: "Hello, Li Guo?"
"Great Sage please accept your magical powers and speak directly if you have anything to say, okay?"
"Okay, there are three things. First I ran out of money. Second: I was in a car accident. Third, forty-seven vicious gangsters escaped from prison in the fairy world." The voice of the Seafood Sage sounded very feminine. Hua: "Look"
"A car accident? Are you okay You must be okay. How is the car?"
"The car is definitely ruined and its nose is flat."
"Whose responsibility?"
"I think it might be mine"
"Who is the other party?"
"It's a wall"
Li Guo punched the fence door with a roar, and then took a deep breath: "What happened to those forty-seven vicious gangsters?"
"First-class felony, extremely dangerous. Must be solved within four hours." The message from the Seafood Sage has always been extremely accurate: "More importantly than this, I have no money! No money! No money! No money! No more. money¡¡"
During the infinite replay of The Seafood Sage, Li Guo cut off the phone and fell into deep thought. After pondering for a while, he raised his head: "Notify the combat department to prepare a wanted order, a second-level wanted order, and capture them alive! Anyone who resists will be killed." !¡±
As soon as he finished speaking, a translucent shadow beside him suddenly said: "Understood."
Li Guo looked at his watch at this time and found that it was almost twelve o'clock. He leaned against the wall: "I haven't done business for twenty-three days call it a day!"