Chapter 468 How terrifying it would be if God were a girl.
"Master, you are so shady." Li Guo scratched his head: "I've heard of people being shady, but I've never heard of shading oneself."
The bookkeeper smiled indifferently, and his smile suddenly looked a lot like the disabled Zhijian: "You are mistaken for your teacher. Let me ask you a question, who am I?"
"My master"
Li Guo¡¯s decisive answer didn¡¯t seem to satisfy the book master. He shook his head and slapped Li Guo hard on the head: ¡°Is flattery useful?¡± No skipping words.
Li Guo smiled bitterly: "You are Chaofeng, or to be precise, the soul of Chaofeng. Because of work needs, you ended your mission in my world, and then you were transferred to this ungrateful place as the CEO. With great power and great wisdom, he can destroy heaven and earth with every move he makes.¡±
The bookkeeper smiled widely when he heard this, but he still raised his hand and gave Li Guo a headache: "Where did you learn this ability to flatter someone quietly?"
Li Guo was dumbfounded and laughed for a long time: "Look, you can't let me say that you are a high-level cadre who was demoted from below. You were punished by the party organization for serious disciplinary violations, and then you were reformed through labor here."
"This is good, the meaning is very appropriate." The bookkeeper nodded.
Li Guo was immediately stunned. No wonder he was said to be from a famous family. Now he finally knew where the meanness in his body came from. It seemed like it was a genetic disease that came from the same line.
"Do you know the relationship between me and your Li family?"
Li Guo was startled by the book master, and then suddenly came to her senses, silently shaking her head: "How could I know those things."
"Actually, when I first reincarnated as a human, it was I did the math." Shuye had been here for too long, so the conversion time was like converting RMB to U.S. dollars, which was quite laborious: "Oh, probably I left you three thousand three hundred years ago."
"Wait a minute." Li Guo stretched out his hand to stop Master Shu from continuing, "Master, I beg you, don't go so far."
"Okay." Shuye nodded: "At that time, I was killed by your ancestors."
Li Guo screamed: "What? Kill you? Killed Chaofeng."
"I'll go" Shuye kicked Li Guo on the butt: "Are you so excited? Let's start from the beginning."
Li Guo took a few deep breaths and exaggeratedly exhaled: "That's great, Master, please tell me."
"The heaven and the earth are in great calamity because of me. I need to sacrifice myself to the heaven." Shu Ye seemed to speak fluently when talking about such a harsh topic, as if such a perverted thing had not happened to him at all: "Before this, it was If there is no castle, the duty of the castle is to maintain the order of the world during my absence, so that it does not deviate from its course, neither erupts nor dies."
"Wait, Master." Li Guo raised his hand: "It's so profound."
"I don't expect you to understand." The bookkeeper paid no attention to Li Guo: "This is the way the Citadel exists. The reason why they will help the mortal world maintain stability is because they not only want to integrate into society, but also want to win over ordinary people. The recognition of the leader to maintain its own internal development can be ignored. And he is the first generation of the castle guard after me."
"That's not right" Li Guo said with confusion on his face: "This is unscientific. That boss Wang said that he is the second generation, and you are the first generation."
"It's a long story." Uncle Shuhun seemed a little embarrassed: "He only served as the castle guard for three hours and then died"
Li Guo¡¯s whole face turned blue at that time: ¡°Will the guardian of the day die¡±
"Normally no, but in order to tear open the gap, he set himself on fire. I couldn't open that gap. He contradicted the basic rules I set for myself, so I was considered He killed him." As the book master spoke, his tone became very calm and restrained: "He is the only one who has achieved the twenty-fourth holy path of the Li family. As for why Kunlun has something similar, please ask Qilin."
Li Guo wiped his face: "You are really complicated and good friends."
The bookkeeper laughed and pointed to the sky: "So I owe you the Li family a favor."
"This is wrong, Master." Li Guo crossed his arms: "Did the surname Li exist three thousand years ago? Are you making nonsense again?"
"You're asking a very bad question." The bookkeeper walked to the viewing platform with his hands behind his back and looked at the worldly scenery: "Actually, I only need to return a favor to the Li family."
Li Guo blinked his eyes and said innocently: "Master, are you going to abandon me?"
"Brat." The bookkeeper smiled faintly: "How is our relationship?"
"It goes without saying that we have the same affection as father and son. I haven't even gotten along with my biological father for eight hundred years, so this is still a waste of money."?It has been in the house for several decades. Li Guo shrugged: "Look, I don't need to say the rest." "
"That's right. In fact, why I let Kunpeng bring you in is because I have feelings." Shuye sighed deeply: "So I will choose to help you cheat."
Li Guo was confused again now: "What is this situation? Doesn't it mean that big demons can't have feelings?"
"No, it's a foul." Shuye smiled slyly: "But as long as you don't go too far, the big boss will just turn a blind eye. No one is more reasonable than my big boss. Well, your time limit here is almost up, I wonder if we can meet again."
"Master, what you said" Li Guo's mood suddenly dropped: "I can't bear it."
"Yes, we may never see each other again." Shuye said in a serious tone: "Because of cheating, there must be punishment. This punishment is the lightest one you and I can accept."
Li Guo lowered his eyes. He could have been joking and having fun for a moment, but he felt a little tingling in his heart. It was probably the long-lost feeling of loss. Anyway, it was sour and a bit uncomfortable.
"Also, don't count on the Twenty-four Holy Paths. No one can activate it except for the previous Heavenly Guards. And only as a Heavenly Guardian, there will be no side effects if it is activated." The Shuye chuckled: "Being a Heavenly Guardian, the Second Saint Fourteen will naturally be in your hands. How to operate here is your problem, three, two, one"
Shuye counted down abruptly, and when the word "one" just hit the ground, the Seafood Sage came to Li Guo's side with a pop, and looked at his Casio watch: "There is one minute left, you two leave each other the last words. Just say it. This is the maximum I can let go."
Li Guo took a deep breath and said, "Master, once you are a teacher, you will always be a father. I won't say any more. I will bow to you as a disciple."
After saying that, Li Guo knelt down with a cry, bang bang bang three times, then stood up and lit a cigarette, and he reached the butt of the cigarette in two or three puffs.
The book master didn¡¯t say anything, he just patted Li Guo on the shoulder and said, ¡°Take care of yourself.¡±
"Is everything okay? Then I will withdraw. I will come to see you this time next year." The Seafood Sage coughed: "Somersault Cloud"
¡°Then, the two of them were taken away by the huffing and puffing clouds, leaving Shu Ye standing on the edge of the cliff silently looking at the scenery.
"Things are really unpredictable." Teacher Xiaoshe suddenly appeared behind Shuye, folding his arms, and said in a **** tone: "I didn't expect that you, who is so selfless, would also start to open the back door."
"I have feelings." Shuye looked a little embarrassed: "He actually suits my eyes very well. I hope he can live in peace, and he has also shouldered my karma to some extent."
"Hey, then you still lied to him?" Teacher Xiaoshe said in amusement: "What kind of fun are you doing? Isn't it all about your words? Even if the physical body can't come in, isn't the consciousness still good?"
The book master laughed and said, "Forcing him to burn his boat. Man, how can you work hard if you always think you have someone to rely on? And I can't really help him without relying on myself? If you are ready to die, come and accompany me to get it done. Two good starlings go.¡±
Teacher Xiao She sighed and was silent for a long time before patting his forehead: "By the way, we have just decided on the development route of this world, which is the fusion of steam technology and supernatural abilities."
The bookkeeper was stunned: "Is it so weird?"
"Think about it, how shocking it would be for a steam locomotive to fly into space with the support of the formation?" Teacher Xiao She laughed loudly: "Don't underestimate steam technology, it will not be worse than other worlds."
The bookkeeper nodded, then pointed to the independent world of the Rabbit Kingdom: "What about Li Guo's Rabbit World?"
"Create that world based on the Milky Way, and then let them develop extreme technology, whatever science fiction comes from, and do it as perverted as they want." Teacher Little Snake played with a string of bells: "Speaking of rabbits, I once had a good friend who was Rabbit, I miss her so much"
The book master shook his head: "Actually, the days when we were both powerful are not as good as the years when we were stupid together. Well, go ahead and create the rabbit world. Remember to make Li Guo's mark a little deeper. The Holy Shenwu Emperor too Funny. What do these rabbits think?"
"Idol worship, I will create for them a technology package left behind by the Shenwu Emperor, allowing them to develop into a perverted race that can build stellar-class battleships within three thousand years." Teacher Xiaoshe pondered for a moment: "I I¡¯ve even thought of the slogan. It¡¯s all for Emperor Shenwu¡¯s domination, right? We¡¯ll be watching StarCraft soon.¡±
The bookkeeper smiled and stopped talking
And after Li Guo returned to Shushan, he didn¡¯t bother to find out whether the person who attacked Shang Fang was theIt was Mo Chou and the others. After saying goodbye to the seafood, he turned around and walked back to his room.
But just halfway through, Xia Ling, who had blonde hair and golden eyes and was very romantic, suddenly blocked his way.
"I came to say goodbye to you."
"Farewell again?"
When Li Guo heard this word, his hair stood up, and thenLi Guo, who had always been gentle, got furious.
I¡¯ve really been bored with things these past two days.
But rest and work are actually part of life. Without either, life will be bleak. What we want is life, not just survival. Whether it is survival or life is actually only related to the mentality.
Chapter 468 How terrifying it would be if God were a girl. .