Li Guo began to retreat, a real retreat, instead of sleeping and waiting for Uncle Shuhun to turn on the time cheating device for him. ,
He is a person who can see the pace of time, and there are indeed people who can stop or reverse time, such as the Qilin Great Sage. So now Li Guo had to try to see if he could stop the flow of time like the Qilin Great Sage, even if it was only partially, even if it was only for 0.5 seconds. In this case, not only could Li Guo's advantage be further expanded, but what if he could master the unique skill of traveling back in time? Only then will it be really good for everyone to be happy.
Of course, this was Li Guo¡¯s first time, the first time since he came into contact with the mysterious ability that he actively tried to improve his strength. He was really a little nervous, and for Li Guo, this feeling was really strange to him. It made him feel as if he had traveled to the world of Tian Long Ba Bu. He was like Duan Yu. All his abilities were given to him by others, but when he really wanted to understand them on his own, his eyesight turned black.
Moreover, none of the people around Li Guo had ever been in retreat. After all, one or two of them were either gifted or had special constitutions. There was no need to go into retreat at all. The only one who had similar retreats was Mochou. She said that when she first came there, , every time I come there, I have to hide in the room for three or four days. Anyway, I don¡¯t eat or drink and I¡¯m not hungry. Sitting in the room with my butt naked and watching the blood pouring is quite exciting, but other than this , Mochou didn¡¯t know what to do in seclusion. Mostly he just sat there and slept for several years.
Li Guo was helpless. He even went to the Seafood Sage's house in person and asked her what she wanted to do in retreat. The Seafood Sage's answer made Li Guo feel bad. She said: Retreat? When I watched TV, the retreats were all in a dark room, sitting on a thatched bed and watching the little wife next door taking a bath through a small hole in the wall.
After getting this answer, Li Guo knew that his question was in vain. Who the hell knows what kind of TV the Seafood Monkey is watching? Judging from the obscene content, it should probably be a third-level movie like The Golden Ping Mei or The Romance of a Monk. Anyway, the Seafood Sage doesn't have any so-called moral values. Let alone watching third-level movies, if he suddenly wants to destroy human beings on a whim, it's just a matter of confinement. So to ask such a great saint-level existence about something that only a fool would do, such as seclusion, is simply asking for humiliation and looking for trouble.
But the retreat still had to be closed. With all kinds of desperation, Li Guo had no choice but to spend money to find a novelist. Finally, the novelist told Li Guo that he had to fast and bathe first, and then find a secluded place to sit alone. Meditate there, and when you have figured it out, you will be able to come out. Welcome to Tiantian Xiaoyue Huihousi bsp; Li Guo felt that he had benefited a lot at the time, but when he thought about it later, he realized that his fucking words were not much different from farting, and then he suddenly became furious, and suddenly felt that none of these novel writers To tell the truth, he was always talking nonsense and pretending to be an expert. After a long time, he just came up with a trick to deal with dead people.
In the end, it was thanks to Sister Xue¡¯s knowledge that she called Li Guo to give him some advice. Her original words were as follows: For retreat, you need to go to a place with beautiful scenery, take a picturesque and quiet pregnant wife, stand on a high mountain where you can see the sea of ??clouds, there is wind and rain, You draw and she stands behind you to hold an umbrella for you. This retreat is most effective. Permanent address of this website bsp; As soon as Li Guo heard this, how could this be seclusion? This was just a self-guided tour for petty bourgeoisie. If he continued to be in seclusion like this, within three days, Li Guo would die of a sudden attack. After all, he was really desperate. Well, if he continues to be so coquettish, he might even have a myocardial infarction if God doesn't stop him.
"Of course, what Sister Xue said is not stupid, but you can go, but you can't bring a girl with you. After all, the purpose of retreat is to be calm. If you bring a girl to play and sing every day, then this retreat will really become a honeymoon.
So the retreat location that Li Guo finally chose was Sister Xue¡¯s small house on the Wulao Peak of Mount Lu, where Xiao Longnu lived and studied.
Before leaving, Li Guo told Mochou again and again not to cause trouble or bully others, especially not to kill Shangqing or Shangli. Although the word "slaughter" is a bit inappropriate, the moon on Mochou is really very appropriate. . After all, Mochou was an authentic witch. After killing everyone without mercy and explaining everything, Li Guo silently rolled to Lushan alone. On the way, he went to the supermarket and bought two boxes of instant noodles. A box of Laotan sauerkraut is full of beef. Moreover, when Li Guo bought instant noodles, he secretly bought them at Shuixian's canteen and covered his face. After all, Li Guo's status and grade are extremely high now. Even if he buys and eats instant noodles and other common people's food, he will be regarded as a nouveau riche with no taste. Although Li Guo is not afraid of embarrassment, Li Guo doesn't want to Because this matter was on TV, after all, he has been on the Shushan Interview Festival sinceAfter the project, he became famous all over the country. He was tortured alive in the afternoon. Now when walking on the street, enthusiastic fans will come up and take photos with Li Guo, a young hero from Shushan. Li Guo was even raped by a man once. A girl of sixteen or seventeen was forcibly kissed, which made Li Guo, who had always been thick-skinned, start to act like Zhang Jie when he went out on the street. No matter it was sunny or rainy or midnight, he would always wear sunglasses whenever he went out.
Unexpectedly, when Li Guo went to retreat with two boxes of instant noodles, he opened the door and walked to the basement. He was shocked to find Xiaoxin and Xiaokui lying on the carpet, and Toriko Jing, wearing only underwear, was sitting on the sofa. , Mochou is sitting in front of the computer. Sister Xue is watching TV in the room, the landlady is playing on the treadmill and reading novels on her mobile phone. There is Lily taking a bath in the bathroom, and the amber cat is squatting on the window sill, combing his fur! You finally came. "you"
Li Guo¡¯s two boxes of noodles fell to the floor with two clatters: ¡°You¡¯re going to kill me.¡±
"We have left a place for you to retreat.
The bird spirit jumped up and dragged Li Guo into the study. After entering, Li Guo found that there was something like a doghouse made of plywood in the study. It was about the height of a person, just enough for one person to lie down. It was lined with sponge and cotton, and there was a Pillow, and even more ridiculous«ì. £® £® This broken thing actually has a door and a window, and the door is a fucking sliding stainless steel door! "Come on, lie down and take a look." Bird Spirit dragged Li Guo to the kennel: "Go, go quickly!"
Li Guobu was about to cry: "Auntie, can you save some face?"
"Face?" Toriko Jin blinked: "Keep your eyes wide open and look at it. The people in this room are either your child or your child's mother. You still want to save face in front of us. Come on, come in." See if it feels comfortable."
Li Guo was forcibly stuffed into this little kennel, which was only about two square meters square. The space inside was only about the size of a bed, a single bed one meter wide and two meters long. The permanent address of this website bsp; But Not to mention, it's really comfortable inside. Not only is it soft, but it also smells fragrant and smells like amber.
But before Li Guo could ask this question, Hu Huo snuck in from the outside, curled up into a fluffy ball and lay on Li Guo's chest, and then began to sleep soundly.
Li Guo was stunned. He knew that Hu Hue rarely slept in front of others. He usually had to run into the cracks of the sofa to take a nap, but today he got in so unexpectedly, and combined with the smell inside. Hello! You let me sleep in the cat's nest! "Li Guo angrily carried Amber onto the pillow, then stuck his head out and glared at Torizon: "What kind of retreat is this? "Toriko Jing sighed: Just be content, I'll call you for dinner. I'll shut you up. I'm already humane before I throw you in the coffin."
After saying that, he pushed Li Guo's head back with a push of his hand, and then locked the sliding door from the outside. "Amber?" Li Guo was also a resigned person. He poked Amber with his finger in the cat's nest: "Amber ?¡±
Amber raised her head and glanced at him, then turned over:. £® I hate you. "
Li Guo was stunned for a moment, then sighed and hugged Amber: "Actually, I just don't want to inconvenience you."
£® £® I despise you. "Hu Huo's claws popped out, and then she scratched Li Guo's face several times with force: "Let me go! "
When Li Guo saw Amber like this, she knew that the cat was really angry. After all, she was not even discussed with her about transferring the wake order. After all, this kind of lifelong contract would create a certain degree of dependence on the kitten's heart. In addition, She is willful, so Okay, I'm going to retreat. Li Guo kissed the kitten's head and said, "You will understand later." "
clear? Of course you will understand, and many things you may not say are actually understood, but not everyone can accept these things that are understood. It's like everyone can look down on life and death, but when it comes to parting with life and death, they still cry like a tearful person, and even feel miserable. Welcome to Tiantian Xiaoyue Huihou Si bsp; But Li Guo couldn't explain too much. Of course he understood why these people came here, and he just didn't want Li Guo to face those who were about to come alone. A future that hasn¡¯t come yet?
But now, Li Guo doesn¡¯t know what his fate will be, and what he has to do is try to change time to change his fate. £® £® At this time, in fact, the most humane solution is to silently wait for the last moment to arrive, as described in the Japanese movie "Caoshan Festival".
Although it is a bit cruel to everyone, in fact, this is the best solution.
After all, Li Guo doesn¡¯t have the ability to reach heaven and earth, and the world won¡¯t open a back door for him just because he¡¯s awesome. The reason why everyone lives in this world fairly is because it¡¯s unfair to everyone. It¡¯s too late. , my house was without power for two days, and the transformer was installed.That pole was hit by a car.