"I said, is this meeting going to be over?" The Seafood Sage sitting in the castle gate conference room impatiently tapped the table with disposable chopsticks: "From yesterday to today, looking at your attitude, 80% of the time it will still be over. It has to be open until tomorrow, right? There is no need to let people live anymore. You guys are eating and waiting to die every day. I have a job. I already asked for leave yesterday, and I asked for leave again today. If I ask for another day of leave, my year-end bonus will be gone. "
"Please calm down, there's just too much nonsense." The handsome young man from the Nine-Tailed Sky Fox sighed helplessly while texting a girl who was in his third year of high school and said, "Who here has no job? I'm turning it down today." I went through three financing negotiations and lost hundreds of millions."
The Seafood Sage didn¡¯t even look at him. He raised his hand and threw the half-eaten fish-flavored shredded pork rice bowl at him: ¡°Ya San, I hate sissies the most. Get away.¡±
"You're bullying me again." Tianhu stretched out his hand and held a plate of rice firmly in his hand without spilling anything: "I'm not a sissy, I'm just a little quieter. In fact, I'm a pure man. .¡±
"You guys are better than your mother." The Tengu who was playing with his mobile phone next to him raised his head and suddenly said: "Yesterday I saw you trying on women's clothes in the house. Get away from me as much as you want. If you dare to bring my son into the world, If you are the same, I will eat you.¡±
"You eat me? How do you want to eat me?"
This fox, with his charming voice when he spoke, choked the tengu so much that he coughed repeatedly, and the noodles spurted out from his nostrils. It took him a long time to take them all out, and said with a mouthful: "Damn, if I had known, we just met I would have asked you to sell your ass then, it¡¯s so fucking unfair.¡±
Throughout noon, there was no silence in the conference room. There were noisy shouts and all kinds of dirty jokes. Sister Xue was the only one who was sitting in her seat with her eyes half closed, dozing off, with a very solemn expression.
After all, what Li Guo wants to do now is to kill him ten times. However, during the first vote yesterday, everyone present abstained. The meaning of abstaining means that they must win today. Let's hold a second meeting to discuss a perfect solution, and this solution does not exclude the possibility of issuing a kill order to Li Guo again. After all, only Sister Xue knows that none of the people who can sit here are good people. They are all perverts who kill people as easily as taking off their pants to shit. Not to mention the first group of Tianzihao, those master-level perverts who were simply wiped out in ashes while talking and laughing.
Fortunately, the second master is going to collect his retirement salary today, so this will be discussed and developed freely. In this case, the chance of killing Li Guo would be relatively small. After all, the second master is the biggest liar in the world. If he just fanned the flames and started a prairie fire, it would really be a big deal.
"Axue, are you anxious?" The parrot next to Sister Xue was touching up her makeup while pushing her arm against Sister Xue: "It's no big deal, this is just a formality. These people are very smart, and your husband can't tell. In a few months, he will be the top executive here. Let me tell you, these guys have a private QQ group, and they have colluded with each other for a long time. *** Well, since I will offend you and not get any benefits, why not just do it Collective abstention, everyone wins.¡±
As soon as Sister Xue finished listening, she laughed. She really didn't expect that these weird and chaotic guys would actually have such a sophisticated side, and more importantly, they could actually act in such a tacit understanding and pretend not to know anything, and still fight over this matter. go¡¡
"Where are we going to play in the evening?" The leader of Group 17, codenamed Longque, stretched lazily: "I finally took a few days off. I would be sorry if I didn't take a good rest." Let's go to Qiangui to reserve the venue in the evening. , my treat. "
But after he finished speaking, he suddenly sat upright and said mysteriously: "Do you know that Penglai wants Yang Fan?"
As soon as his words came out, the whole place suddenly fell silent. Penglai is a place we all know. The original wonderlands were all recorded in the Tianshumen. There are also different descriptions, such as Shu Mountain reaching the sky and close to the bright moon, Kunlun being the top of the mountain and many small mountains, Penglai Yangfan traveling thousands of miles, Taoyuan Flowers bloom like fire.
Both Shushan and Kunlun are familiar. Penglai is actually very similar to Shushan, but one is the air force and the other is the navy. Most of the mirages in the East China Sea are caused by the overflow of Penglai's spiritual energy, and it is also a huge floating island. The island's The speed is four times that of Shushan, and the area is much smaller than Kunlun.
And this Taoyuan is the Tianshumen station. This place seems to be a small building with red bricks and green tiles hidden among the mountains, but in fact it is also to cater to Feng Shui. It suppresses the four corners of the southeast and northwest respectively with Kunlun Penglai in Shushan, and never accepts disciples or advertises. , let alone the pursuit of fame and fortune, so even Li Guo didn't know that this place was actually called Taoyuan This place is not as mysterious as the other three places,Apart from a portal in the basement that connects to a place of nothingness, there are only flowers outside the peach garden. Because among the five elements, this peach garden is the only one that occupies two rows of earth and wood, so when spring comes, this place becomes Flower Expo The reason why there is a doorman here and the reason why the second master is stationed here is because every spring the second master can earn nearly two million in huge amounts of money by relying on the ten yuan tickets per person.
What's more important is that the second master does not have to pay taxes. Even if he is cleaning, he has his guards clean it Moreover, this Taoyuan is the only one among the four wonderlands that does not have the power of heaven and violates the laws of physics. , but a place that achieves the reputation of a fairyland by artificially changing the feng shui towards the reincarnation of the earth.
Of course, in fact, ccav has also explained the mirage in the East China Sea and the barren land of Kunlun, but there is a place like spring all year round and hundreds of flowers bloom here. Everyone knows the explanation of the mirage, and the explanation of Kunlun is that there is a hole in the mountain there. It has attracted warm and humid air currents from the Indian Ocean, and the explanation for the four seasons of spring here is even more lovely. It is because a large amount of algae died here during the glacial period, making the land particularly fertile
Even the second master praised ccav as a good media for the country after watching it. It wholeheartedly regards lowering people¡¯s IQ as the only driving force for progress.
When Sister Xue thought of this, she suddenly trembled and put her thoughts back. She put her hands on the table and listened carefully to Long Que's story about a series of changes in Penglai Yang Fan during this period.
"Four days ago, I was shopping for groceries. My wife loves tomatoes. I usually give her some tomatoes and scrambled eggs." Longque tried hard to remember: "By the way, you know how to make scrambled eggs with tomatoes?" Is it delicious? Let me tell you a trick"
Before he could finish speaking, the parrot hit him directly on the head with a melon seed: "You grown man, why are you talking so much nonsense? I want to hear what's going on in Penglai."
Longque touched his forehead: "Okay, okay. You all know that I was born and raised in Shandong. Although I have been reincarnated several times, I still have a father, a mother, a wife, and a child soon. By the way my wife likes to eat sour food. Ah, people say she is a bitch, but do you think she wants to give birth to a son for me?"
His words attracted a crowd of people, who all slapped the table in protest. A petite girl codenamed Manticore even climbed up on the table and kicked Longque with her feet.
"Pay attention to your image! Image! The gangsters are out!" The uncle codenamed Shadow Tiger pulled Manticore off, and then severely reprimanded: "How did I teach you? Why don't you have a long memory?"
"Butmaster" Manticore pointed at Longque: "He is so annoying."
"You have to endure it, he has been disgusting for a day or two." Shadow Tiger glanced at Long Que: "This is his virtue."
Long Que shrugged, with a nonchalant look on his face: "You people, you don't know how to respect others."
But after finishing speaking, Longque coughed and got to the point: "That day after I went to buy groceries, I suddenly discovered that there was a high-intensity spiritual reaction less than a hundred kilometers away from me. As you all know, although we Each job is different, but when encountering such an unexpected situation, I still have the obligation to investigate. Even though I am just a sweater seller, I still have the heart to take care of the world."
Others looked at him as if he was about to go off topic again, and they immediately coughed and told him to get back on track and stop leaving his body.
"Oh Then I went to take a look and found that the core of Penglai Island, which had been dormant for nearly a hundred years, actually started to operate. This means that someone has activated the formation, so I will tell you another secret." Long. Que coughed heavily: "Penglai's core is activated, and it will be activated together with its mountain-protecting artifact. When the three flowers of the Demon Locking Tower, Sheji Tu and Dinghaipan are gathered together, it will be great."
"Three flowers gathered together" Sister Xue was suddenly stunned: "No one knows except you."
"Of course I don't know. The Dinghai Pan itself is a set, the Dinghai Pearl, the Dinghai Pan, and the Dinghai Divine Needle. You must know about this golden hoop. But no one knows about the Dinghai Pan, because it never recognizes its owner and is only responsible for controlling Penglai. It's just aura. When the time comes I think we will be in trouble."
"Doctor sister, what is our artifact?" Leo quietly approached Sister Xue and asked in a low voice: "I'm young, I don't know"
"You became the captain through the back door, right?" Parrot laughed, held Manticore in his arms, and pointed at Mr. Chaofeng who was sleeping soundly by putting chairs together: "This guy is our magic weapon "
"Ah" Manticore blinked: "It's him. I cheated him out of money yesterday."
At this time, Longque lit up a cigarette and smoked lightlyMouth: "The reason why I know this is because I once wanted to seize the Dinghai Pan. People called it the Kongtong Seal, even though it has nothing to do with the Seven Injuries Fist. But obviously I failed. After all, I don¡¯t know the method, but this method of removing it seems to have disappeared with the disappearance of the Penglai main sect. It is easy to start but it is difficult to stop it, but that¡¯s okay, we can take a look then. It¡¯s actually quite dramatic to see the three major factions reunited again, isn¡¯t it?¡±
After saying that, he added: "Kunlun is not destroyed. As long as the Sheji Tu is not destroyed, Kunlun will never fall. So far, Shushan is still weaker than Kunlun, but the two sides seem to have reached some kind of inexorable agreement. What a secret to tell. One magnified the witch and the other demolished the Nine Provinces boundary. This cooperation is really a tacit understanding."
Sister Xue blushed and lowered her head without saying a word. After all, this dirty thing was done by that guy from her family. She also directly pointed out that she wanted to find something for Tianshoumen. At that time, Long Shenxue didn't stop her, and actually thought it was quite funny and even made suggestions to help cause trouble.
"Doctor sister, if I'm not wrong, this is almost all done by your Ge Ge." Long Que picked up the jasmine honey tea and took a big sip: "This one of yours should use this brain in the right way. It's okay, but if he wants to mess around, I'm afraid no one can trick him except our second master."
"Aren't all the previous castle guards with this kind of virtue?" The nine-tailed sky fox said with a girly smile: "You know why the second master admires our sister Xue's family so much. It's obviously because he looked at himself when he was young. Then Who, Gecko Sparrow, please keep talking, I haven¡¯t heard enough yet.¡±
"Kunlun is the Qi Sect, Shushan is the Sword Sect, and Penglai is the Shu Sect. Therefore, there are countless demons and monsters sealed in Penglai using magic techniques. There are many powerful and powerful Qi Sword techniques, each with their own strengths and weaknesses. The shortcoming of the Shu Sect is that it has poor endurance. The spell will expire with the resurrection of Penglai Island, which meansthe entire coastline will be plagued by demons of varying degrees during this period. I have already summoned my combat team, please hurry up."
As soon as these words came out, the four people were all in high spirits. After all, it is not easy to find something to do in this peaceful era. When they heard that there was going to be a large-scale haunting over there, their spirits soared, and everyone started to get ready to fight. turf.
"Shandong, Shandong is mine."
"Then I want Zhejiang."
"No, no, I want Zhejiang, Jiangsu belongs to you."
"I have few people, so I can only go to Shanghai."
Just when this group of people was about to carve up half of the country, a man suddenly walked in from the door, with his hands in his pockets, wearing a large windbreaker that reached his knees. The aura on his body was beating like a pulse, and he was obviously exerting himself. Suppressing the aura on his body.
"Helpthe three great saints are here! Kirin, sorghumdon't eat others!"
I don¡¯t know who shouted, and the scene suddenly became chaotic. After all, among the three great saints, Qilin only ranks last, but the other two are either lazy or restricted by rules. Only this Qilin controls the origin of life. Although it cannot kill, its deterrence against monsters is definitely better than that of Sister Feng. Hundreds of times stronger. Some people with poor abilities and karma will be frightened to death
And it just so happens that this room is full of authentic monsters.
The Great Sage Qilin slowly walked into the room: "I choose the one named Xiaoge."
"Ordained? The Great Sage Qilin has appointed a disciple." The Great Sage of Seafood clapped his hands: "Well done, my brother Chaofeng ordered Li Guo, please order some of Li Guo's good friends Friend. Are you still obsessed with my brother Chaofeng? There is no hope for you. You both have families. Let¡¯s break up. The long-term pain is worse than the short-term pain.¡±
"You are so rotten now, why don't you see the two handsome guys having a good time?" Mr. Chaofeng didn't know when he woke up and sat up slowly: "You are also the demon master Kunpeng after all, don't be like this."
The Great Sage Kunpeng raised a finger: "Okay, I like Li Guo. He is gentle and ruthless, very manly. That Xiao Ge is too unreliable, big-headed, thinks he is smart, and deserves what he deserves. I was played around by Li Guo. That's it, I'm announcing the adjournment of the meeting. Let's get ready to slay demons. Kill one for 50,000 yuan, and Mr. Chaofeng will pay the bill. He has plenty of money."
As soon as he finished speaking, all the captains in the room, who were forced by Qilin's power, ran away with a roar, leaving only Sister Xue sitting there with her head lowered, refusing to leave.
"Little White Snake, are you worried about your plum fruit?" The Seafood Sage jumped up to Sister Xue and rubbed her belly obscenely: "Diaoyou I envy you so much."
Sister Xue smiled euphemistically: "Thank you. I don't understand why you don't go to him directly and insist on leaving him bruised outside."
The Seafood Sage sighed: "If I could, I would just throw him to theMy world is gone. Immortality, full force, and kingly domineering. All these attributes can be added to him. But the key problem is that none of the three of us have the right to break the rules. Kant once said: There are two things. The more often and persistently we think about them, the more our hearts will be filled with freshness, awe and ever-increasing admiration: the brilliant starry sky above our heads and the moral law in our hearts. This sentence is the same for us. I can understand the starry sky and even despise the starry sky, but I can't help but respect the laws that belong to me. We are both the creators of the laws and the staunchest defenders. Do you understand? "
"What you said is so profound, the demon master is just a bull!" The mocking master stood up and lit a cigarette: "To put it bluntly, we don't dare."
Sister Xue nodded, stood up, bowed deeply to the three powerful men, and exhaled a long breath: "I want to thank you on Li Guo's behalf."
"Thank you? I still don't know who is thanking whom." The Seafood Sage laughed: "The castle guard is also called the Great Demon Guardian, because we also have feelings, and having feelings will trigger various different stories. The castle guard is to supervise We exist for us, even with his life. You still hope that Li Guo can give a smooth answer to reincarnation, otherwise he will definitely be doomed. Okay, honey, you go back to accompany Li Guo as soon as possible. After the matter is over, I I want to play mahjong with you."
Sister Xue hummed and quickly left the room.
After she left, the Seafood Sage sat on the table and swayed his legs: "Let's make a bet to see if Li Guo, whom you are not optimistic about, can succeed."
Mr. Chaofeng spread his hands and said, "This matter is quite complicated. I don't have enough brain power."
"Ohmy God." The Seafood Sage slapped his forehead: "I even forgot that you are a ***."
"You're the ***you have a *** in your entire household registration, noyour household registration is in my name." The mocking master thought for a while: "Your entire unit building is a ***. "