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Volume 3: Little Sword Fairy in the Big City Chapter 437: The Cute Monkey King

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    Chapter 437: The Cute Monkey King

    Energy has different external manifestations. It is energy to turn a pot of cold water into scalding hot water. It is also energy to make a plane fly into the sky. It is still energy when a bullet penetrates the back of a criminal's head.  Shiting is actually a kind of energy transfer.

    So in the final analysis, anything that seems to violate the laws of physics is actually just an energy transfer method that is unknown to humans.  Li Guo is like this, Shangqing is like this, everyone is like this.  Any strange creature is actually just a different arrangement of molecules. Even the Holy Father is just a creature in the end. No matter how powerful he is, he cannot stamp his feet and make the whole world annihilate like in the novel.  After all, as long as a creature lives in the main space of this world, it will be bound by the power of the main space and its rules, and no one is exempt.

    This world will never allow things like Long Aotian in novels who break the rules of the game to exist. What those novels say like "rules are meant to be broken" is just nonsense.  When the rules are broken, the basic principles of the world will be triggered, and then one of the countless parallel worlds will be annihilated. Even if only one point is destroyed, it will become the annihilation of the entire universe.

    Of course, rules are not so easy to be broken. Ordinary people do not have this ability. Even those ancient monsters may have the ability to create the world or create rules, but the rules they create they themselves cannot  You must abide by it, and you are not allowed to enter the world you created.  This is the limit, the so-called ultimate rule that Li Guo's Shuhun master said.  This is a law that is stronger than Amosif's three iron laws of robots, and no changes are allowed.

    Of course, our world is also a world where contradictions and order coexist. The contradiction lies in the way energy is expressed. For example, the Holy Father can punch a hole in the granite ground that is tens of meters or even hundreds of meters deep.  The pit is deep, but for ordinary people, it is almost impossible to lift something weighing one thousand kilograms.  But at the same time, can the Holy Father withstand an atomic bomb from the former Soviet Union?  No one has tried it, but it is basically impossible to withstand it.  This is precisely because they are both energy, and energy is not like kimchi, which tastes heavier as time goes by. No matter how it changes qualitatively, it must be achieved through the accumulation of quantity. This is actually a rule.

    So when two giant cannonballs, which were made from all the metal materials in the Shushan Sword Tomb and reached eleven times the speed of sound, hit the Holy Father, the entire Kunlun boundary sank in an instant, and the hard mountain was like  It was a piece of hot butter, and the two cannonballs were like two big almonds. After falling, the entire mountain was dented into a large piece as if it had melted.

    There was no sound, no blinding white light, just a slow-motion collision.

    With the collision, alarms all over Shushan suddenly rang through the sky, and then all the buildings on the ground began to sink, and Shushan also began to fall to the ground at an extremely fast speed.  The timing is perfect, accurate to the millisecond.

    So when a manic hurricane carrying shock waves and a strong earthquake struck, the entire Shu Mountain was already embedded in the gap between the two giant peaks. No matter how the wind roared, Shu Mountain naturally remained majestic and motionless.

    And when the first round of explosion waves hit, the loud noise like thunder was long overdue. The power of the sound suddenly filled the sky. Even the clouds in the sky were shaken away, and the strong earthquake caused cracks on the ground.  A deep crack appeared and triggered strong geological changes. The earthquake in a small area slowly extended out, and the whole world seemed to make a loud rumbling sound at this moment.

    Shushan was of course no exception. Due to the violent shaking, even Li Guo inside Shushan felt that he could not stand upright at all. He could only fix himself on the chair with force, and the plates, teacups, etc. on the table had long since fallen.  It was smashed to pieces on the ground.  On the contrary, Shangqing has no entity now, but he is floating back and forth in the dark room peacefully, with his hands behind his back, murmuring as he goes: "Kunlun is gone, Kunlun is gone. This is the place with excellent Feng Shui.  No more, the whole leader of China has just been blown away by you, gone gone nothing is gone Feng Shui has been broken, you are a sinner, Li Guo, you are a sinner, you will be cut into pieces with a thousand cuts, you must not  Good to die."

    "Shut up." Facing the only blue screen that was still powered on, the landlady shouted coldly: "If you don't shut up, I will activate the electromagnetic shielding."

    "The sky has no eyes, my majestic Kunlun was just blown up by an atomic bomb" Shangqing's expression looked extremely miserable: "I am ashamed of my ancestors, and I am ashamed of my Kunlun disciples!"

    "You commit suicide." Li Guo threw an apple-peeling knife to Shangqing: "Kill yourself."

    Shangqing didn¡¯t answer, he just made a sound and went around.Sister Dong is observing every move on the Kunlun Mountains from this surveillance system from NASA.

    "It's just that because of the huge impact, the top is now filled with smoke and dust, and there are sparks from melted rocks everywhere, and you can't even see the hairs clearly.

    "How are you doing on the other side?" Shangqing's tone suddenly became serious: "I have almost broken the Kyushu Formation, and my ability to block the formation is second to none."

    "It's about the same." Li Guo held his head tiredly. Although the violent jolts made him feel like vomiting, he still managed to pull himself together and took out a notepad from his arms: "Now add the one who was bombarded.  Yes, seven have been found, and there are three more to go. When it is over and the Kyushu formation is broken, I will let these bastards come out together."

    "In the beginning, I was a villain in your eyes, and you were a villain in my eyes." Shangqing smiled and rubbed his nose: "It's okay now, we both became villains together."

    Li Guo didn't even look back: "There's nothing wrong with it. I'd really feel uncomfortable if I didn't cripple the Tianshoumen."

    "What if they don't care?" Shangqing teased Li Guo rather jokingly: "Then all life will be destroyed, everything will wither, ghosts will cry and wolves howl, and the four directions will turn into wasteland."

    "They will take care of it." Li Guo raised his head and said, "We'll see."

    Shangqing nodded, then leaned against the wall: "My junior sister is looking for you."

    "Me?" Li Guo pointed to his nose: "Looking for me?"

    Shangqing nodded: "I'm just looking for you, go quickly, I'll keep an eye on this."

    On the other side, in the conference room of the castle gate's headquarters, that old building with red bricks and blue tiles, a total of fifty people were sitting. Everyone's expression was very solemn, and there were even some who were on maternity leave.  Sister Snow.

    "Axue, Axue, are you about to give birth?" The captain of another team in the organization, codenamed Parrot, who has obviously lived for thousands of years but still maintains the appearance of a high school girl, quietly approached Sister Xue and whispered.  Saying: "I touch, I touch"

    "Be serious." The person presiding over the meeting was old man Wang, the gatekeeper, who is also the captain of the Tianshoumen First Division: "I think you all should know what someone is doing now, and you don't need me to point it out, right?"

    He lit a cigarette, put his feet on the conference table, and scanned the people present with squinted eyes: "You fifty old guys, don't you have any constructive opinions at all?"

    Old guy Although there is nothing wrong in saying that, in fact, none of the people present here are normal humans. They all belong to the demon category. It can even be said to be the legend of demons that spans the entire Chinese family. There is everything in it, from  There are everything from auspicious and beautiful mascots like Sister Snow to monsters like the nine-tailed fox that brings disaster to the country and the people.

    "What else can you say?" A man who was more beautiful than any other woman raised his head and looked around in a charming manner, then smiled and said, "I will give you a kill order."

    As soon as he finished speaking, Fatty Chen, who was sitting next to him, stepped on his toes. The beautiful man screamed, then held his feet and almost shed tears: "What are you doing"

    Fatty Chen coughed: "Erlang's leg slipped"

    Second Master could do nothing to deal with these subordinates who had always lacked discipline. He rubbed his temples and said, "Yinlong, don't you have anything to say?"

    Sister Xue curled her lips and said: "No, if you dare to give an order, I will dare to disobey it. Anyway, at worst, stop playing."

    The parrot clapped his hands next to him: "Okay! Axue is so domineering!"

    "Can you please stop causing trouble?" A burly, middle-aged man with a fierce look glanced at the parrot: "Quiet."

    "Ouch, old fish, if it weren't for Axue, your whole team would have been wiped out." Although the parrot looks petite, his mouth is not merciful at all: "Is it interesting for you to pretend to be a big-tailed wolf now?  "

    Old Yu bit his cheek and slapped the pistol on his waist on the table: "Shut up!"

    "Oh my, everyone, look at him, look at him, he has such great authority." They are all captains, so no one will be afraid of the other: "You can kill me with one shot, I just support Axue.  "

    Sister Xue is a lady after all, so she is not in a hurry: "You can tell them your intentions directly. Misunderstandings will naturally occur if there is no communication."

    "If they can't even see through this, why should they be the leader?" The nine-tailed male fox raised his eyebrows: "Am I right? Although I am a newcomer, I still have the right to tell the truth, right?  ?¡±

    Fatty Chen sighed, took off his socks and stuffed them directly into the mouth of the nine-tailed male fox: "Shut up."

    Having said that, Fatty ChenA document was issued: "The Kyushu Formation cannot be repaired, and the seals of the top ten witches are all loosening, which is a big trouble. But I'm afraid we are not discussing the issue of whether to kill or not. The key issue is how to solve the matter at hand."

    "Then let it go." A handsome young man shrugged: "Lizi, you think so?"

    A foreign guy with blond hair and blue eyes was hiding under the conference table and eating steamed buns with his head down. When he was called out like that, he suddenly became alert and another steamed bun in the plastic bag rolled to the ground. He raised his head and looked at it fiercely.  He glanced at the person who called him: "Old dog, your sister"

    After saying that, he struggled to pick up the nest from under the table, patted the dust on it, put it back into his pocket, and said with a smile: "Actually, Lao Gou and I voluntarily gave up the position of castle guard because our IQ is a flaw.  , now there are two people with high IQs who can make themselves vomit blood, you want to kill them? Are your brains injured? Don't force me to call you ***."

    The captains of the other teams were not interested in getting involved in this kind of thing, but a young man wearing glasses sitting in the corner suddenly stood up. There were still unwiped pancake crumbs at the corners of his mouth. He looked at his watch.  On the other hand, he just walked out.

    The second master was stunned for a moment: "You're farting, you're going, you're the one who got the most out of it, right?"

    "I have to buy groceries Look what time it is. If I don't buy groceries, I will be scolded." The man with glasses looked troubled: "I promised to eat sweet and sour pork ribs today, but don't talk about the fucking ribs later."  Even the large intestine is gone. The meat from the new butcher in the market is really good."

    Being disturbed by him, the captains looked at their watches one after another. Some said they were going to the kindergarten to pick up their children, some said they were going home to read today's statement, some said they were going to watch a movie with their girlfriends or boyfriends, and some even said they would go to the afternoon.  There is a game in Class A, so I have to rush back to watch the game.  The originally orderly venue suddenly fell into chaos, and no one was too lazy to discuss these nonsense anymore.

    "Quiet down!" The second master slammed the table: "I will retire this year after my fucking work. Can you please just calm down?"

    A man dressed as a middle-aged woman laughed and said: "My son is about to take the college entrance examination. I don't have time to waste time with you. You have been letting us talk about moves all morning and you haven't even farted. You don't know how to play with us."  IQ? Come on, do whatever you like."

    "You guys are talking about you. If you tell me one by one, you are a big monster that has shocked the past and present. How come they are all so virtuous?" The second master opened his mouth and began to scold: "Do you have any face? Do you have any face? Do you have the face and skin?"  "

    When he said this, the parrot turned around and grabbed the bespectacled man's arm: "Come back, come back"

    With one foot out, the man with glasses was forcefully dragged back, his face full of anxiety.

    "In front of him, you said we are big demons? Are you feeling guilty or not?" The parrot pushed away Zhu Yan, the ferocious beast next to him, and pushed the man with glasses down on his seat: "Compared with him, our votes are just like cow shit."  Same."

    As soon as this sentence came out, everyone unanimously agreed, and surprisingly there was no objection.

    "He is also bull shit." The second master covered his face: "He is much better than your shit, pure shit."

    The man with glasses was not angry either. He raised his head with a smile and said, "When will you pay back the three thousand yuan you owe me?"

    Sister Xue, who had been very nervous on the side, couldn't help but breathed a sigh of relief when she saw that the venue was turned into such a mess. When she came, she was worried that these people were very disciplined. If more than half of the *** said that they would kill Li Guo  A kill order, even the King of Heaven and I can't stop it Don't talk about Mochou, let alone Shushan Kunlun, even if these people are all bundled together, they are definitely no match for the fifty big demons in front of them, let alone  There is also a final boss present who is enough to make everyone present instantly turn into ashes.  .

    "Okay, give me five minutes." The second master coughed and cleared his throat: "Raise your hands if you agree to the killing order."

    No one raised their hands here Everyone, look at me, I look at you, even the little nine-tailed fox is trimming his nails with nail clippers, not paying attention at all.

    Sister Xue felt funny and grateful in her heart. She knew that all these people abstained because of her face.  This abstention may seem to have little impact, but if something happens, it will be the people who abstained who will wipe their butts. Moreover, these tasks are all life-threatening. No matter what kind of monster it is, they are all going to be wiped.  dead.

    "Didn't we make a big fuss just now?" The second master was angry and funny: "Can you have a little sense of responsibility?"

    Just as he was speaking, a wizened woman appeared in the center of the venue, holding a portion of boiled fish balls and a portion of cold noodles.  His hair was messy, his eyes were dark, his clothes were sloppy, and he was wearing a pair of flip-flops.

    "Here, isn't this the Seafood Sister?" The parrot quickly flattered the Seafood Sage and brought a stool to the Seafood Sage and poured tea: "Today??Why are you here?  "

    "Someone summoned me just now" As she said this, she looked at the man with glasses with fire in her eyes: "Yang Yun, fuck your ancestor!"

    The man with glasses wanted to laugh but held back his laughter. He spread his hands and shrugged: "I didn't mean to summon you"

    After finishing the whole story, the Seafood Sage let out a sigh and rubbed his messy head: "Mom, what are those two bastards going to do"

    Everyone looked at the face of the Seafood Great Sage, and suddenly felt that this Great Sage might be the cutest super boss in the world, absolutely no one else.

    "Don't look at me like that" The Seafood Sage held his face in his hands: "I haven't washed my face yet."

    "Can you please be more careful?" The second master was almost furious: "You don't know your identity?"

    The Seafood Sage was stunned for a moment, then raised his head and looked around: "Who am I? Aren't I just a strange creature? I can't even get married I want to fall in love."

    The second master knocked on the table: "Can someone bring me a water mirror?"

    As soon as he finished speaking, four captains stretched out their hands at the same time and printed eight mirror-like things in the air, which looked like real aerial photography, showing the scenery of the corresponding location.

    "This is the place where several great witches are stored. Take a look." The second master pointed at the water mirror to clean the seafood and said, "You have some credit for this, right?"

    The Seafood Sage looked at the witches in the water mirror who were about to move. He stuck out his tongue, untied the plastic bag and started eating. While eating, he said: "I don't know anything, don't ask me I  I have no idea I have no idea¡­¡­"

    But as she was talking, her eyes suddenly lit up and she raised her head: "Hey, what would happen if you let them all out?"

    The second master¡¯s fists were clenched and turned white: ¡°Chasing in the Central Plains!¡±

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    OK, I'm alive again.  Although the matter has not been completely resolved, it is almost there. It is really annoying.  Also, as for the new book, it will be available to everyone soon. I hope you will support me a lot when the time comes.

    Regarding the ending of Sword Fairy, everyone can start discussing it now, and there will be prizes for guessing it.
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