The next morning, Lin Luo woke up to the sound of water. He felt the hot liquid flowing through his lower abdomen, and the weight on his chest that was far greater than the quilt Based on his five hundred years of experience focusing on acg, he judged that Chu Mingmeng slept on top of him all night, and now wets the bed.
Lin Luo instinctively stretched out his hand, grabbed the girl's armpit and lifted her into the air. Xiao Mingmeng was completely unaware. She was sleeping soundly with her head tilted to one side. Her white bloomers were already soaked to a large area, with drops of water dripping down.
"Strange, why do you wet the bed?" Lin Luo looked at it blankly, feeling incomprehensible.
"Are you an idiot? Of course children can wet the bed. Marisa even wet the bed when she was eight years old." A lazy voice came from the side, it was Reimu Hakurei.
"Oh, that's it." Lin Luo's head came to his senses a little, and it finally dawned on him, because from the beginning of the meeting, except for the initial crying, Ming Meng's behavior has always been very mature, not like a child at all, so that he Ignore the fact that Reimu is only two years old, but then again Reimu, is it really okay for you to expose Marisa's dark history like this?
"Hey, let me tell you, do you want to change her pants?" Lin Luo handed Xiao Mingmeng towards Lingmeng.
"You go!" Lingmeng wrapped herself in a quilt, turned around, and faced Lin Luo with her back.
Seeing that she was wrapped like a dumpling, Lin Luo was immediately speechless, but thinking that he could not let his daughter wet for too long, he still held Xiao Mingmeng to wash her body and change her into bloomers.
No matter how smart they are, children are still children. Probably because they played with new toys for too long last night and were a little tired. Lin Luo wiped Xiao Mingmeng's body and changed her diaper No, after changing her bloomers. , Xiao Mingmeng still hasn¡¯t woken up.
"It seems I can still get some sleep huh?"
Lin Luo carried Xiao Mingmeng towards the bedroom, but after taking only two steps, he suddenly realized that something was wrong From the unscrupulous tone just now, Lingmeng had obviously returned to his original state, but in this case, why did she So calm? After all, he pushed her n times last night.
Two years ago, I pushed Reimu down for the first time. When she woke up, she transformed into a ghost miko. Although she has a child now, her arrogant nature has not changed. Knowing that she pushed her again last night, even if she didn't She would at least be angry if she transformed into a ghost witch, but wouldn't the atmosphere just now be too harmonious?
Lin Luo couldn't help but frown, he vaguely smelled a conspiracy.
Back in the bedroom, Lingmeng had already gotten up and was wrapping her bun-sized breasts with the white cloth. Even when she saw Lin Luo coming in, she remained extremely calm.
Lin Luo looked at it with some pain in his heart, and couldn't help but said: "It's better not to wrap it up, it's not much anyway."
"What did you say!" Lingmeng raised his head suddenly, his dull eyes suddenly radiating a sharp light.
"No, I didn't say anything." Lin Luo was startled and shook his head quickly. As the saying goes, you should not slap someone in the face, and you should not expose someone's shortcomings if you tell them. Ling Meng's breasts let's save some face for them.
When Lin Luo watched Lingmeng wrap up her breasts and put on the miko uniform that was never stained, showing a satisfied expression, Lin Luo suddenly realized why Lingmeng had her breasts bound. Because her small breasts have always been a pain point for her, but if the breasts are covered, it can be understood this way: My poverty is not really poor, but it is covered deliberately.
Alas, it is really a tearful self -esteem. Lin Luo suddenly felt Dandan's sadness.
Ten minutes later, Xiao Mingmeng also woke up from her sleep, and the family of three gathered around the table to have breakfast To be honest, Lin Luo still didn't understand why the atmosphere was so harmonious. It was so unscientific!
"Let me tell you, Lingmeng, don't you feel something is wrong?" Lin Luo thought for a long time but couldn't figure out what the conspiracy was, and finally couldn't help but ask. Compared to this unreasonable harmony, he would rather Reimu get up and beat him up so that he can feel at ease This is definitely not a psychological awakening!
Hearing what he said, Lingmeng stopped eating and drinking, pointed at the table with his chopsticks and frowned, "There is indeed something wrong. It's surprisingly a few minutes later than usual today"
"Huh? What did you say?" Lin Luo was confused.
"Father, be arrogant, be second-rate, and be special!" Ming Meng reminded him quickly when he discovered that Lin Luo had changed to normal mode again.
Lin Luo had no choice but to enter the flashing mode again, picked up the dishes and made a chic gesture, and smiled lightly, "Mingmeng, it's not enough to just look at the surface. To look at people, you have to look at the inner meaning. Even if I pretend to be fake on the surface, No matter how ordinary I am, I will always be special inside, do you understand?"
"It's time to eat now, please be more respectful." Ming Meng YouAlthough he didn't understand clearly, Reimu already felt nauseous and looked like he was about to vomit.
???????????????????????????????????????????????? Vomit it up, you¡¯ll get used to it, you¡¯ll get used to it after a while Lin Luo secretly cursed, even though it had only been one night, he had somewhat adapted to the disgustingly handsome gesture he had to make.
Wow!
At this moment, something seemed to blow by outside the door, and then a figure suddenly fell from the sky, holding a broom and standing domineeringly in the corridor at the door.
"Hey, Reimu, here I come againHey!" The person who came was none other than Marisa Kirisame, who had just been raped by Reimu and had a dark history. She greeted her warmly as soon as she appeared, but mid-sentence she suddenly noticed When Lin Luo arrived, his tone immediately stopped and he showed a surprised expression.
"You're here to eat again, you're five minutes later than usual today." Lingmeng ignored her expression, neither welcoming nor rejecting, and said in a calm tone.
"Hehe." Marisa came back to her senses and smiled awkwardly.
"Good morning Marisa." Ming Meng greeted her cordially.
"Good morning, little Mingmeng Well, it's really best to call me this." Marisa stroked Mingmeng's head and smiled. She and Reimu are the same generation. According to normal circumstances, Mingmeng should be called Her aunt, but Marisa resolutely refused to accept it. After all, she was a girl. How could she be called by the title that belonged to Obasan?
After that, she asked Ming Meng to call her sister. Although she felt good at first, she soon realized that something was wrong By calling her like this, wouldn't it mean that she was a generation younger than Ling Meng for no reason?
So, in the end, it became like this.
Marisa did not regard herself as an outsider, but as a member of Hakurei Shrine. After saying hello, she sat down in front of the old god. While eating the food on the table, she asked Lin Luo, who was immersed in breakfast, " Hey, I¡¯ve been here for so long, why don¡¯t you say hello to me?¡±
"Alas." Lin Luo sighed, then put down the bowl and chopsticks, supporting his chin with both hands, showing a melancholy expression, "Marisa, although I know that you have been secretly in love with me for a long time, I still want to tell you, where is the world? There is no fragrant grass everywhere, so why fall in love with a flower."
"Wow! How disgusting!" Marisa was immediately frightened, and reflexively ran to hide behind Reimu. She stuck her head out and asked tremblingly, "Well, um, Reimu, what's going on with this guy? ? He became so disgusting after not seeing each other for two years. Could it be that he is possessed by a monster?!"
"Just think of him as talking to himself, and don't pull on my bra wrap."
Listening to Reimu's calm tone, Marisa couldn't calm down, but when she accidentally glanced at Ming Meng next to her with an adoring expression, she suddenly understood, "Oh, I see, it's for Ming Meng's sake. You deliberately pretended to look disgusting."
Marisa often goes to the Scarlet Devil Mansion to steal books, so she naturally knows some of Ming Meng¡¯s hobbies.
"Huh? Is that what it looks like?" Ming Meng was shocked when she heard this, "Father, are you pretending to be so handsome?"
"Hahahaha." Lin Luo smiled casually, pushed her hair back, and said with full aura, "Mingmeng, didn't my father just tell you, you should judge people by their connotations, I used to be It¡¯s the disguise, and I am the real person now, but it¡¯s a pity that people in the world are too impetuous, and few people can see my reality through my disguise.¡±
¡°So that¡¯s it, father is indeed the best!¡± Ming Meng was immediately satisfied.
???????????????? Children are easy to deceive.
Wow!
Just when Lin Luo had a slight sense of accomplishment for successfully deceiving Ming Meng, Reimu and Marisa suddenly hugged each other and retreated to the corner as fast as lightning, looking at Lin Luo in horror, "You what you said it is true?"
"" Lin Luo was speechless.
Hey hey hey, I was just fooling Ming Meng, why did you even believe it?
After a while, while Ming Meng was not paying attention, Lin Luo quietly explained to the two of them that what he said just now was purely to make Ming Meng happy, which made the two of them feel at ease. At the same time, Lin Luo also The two of them felt an inexplicable sadness Sure enough, low IQ is a hard quotient!
After returning to her seat, Marisa started looking for trouble to make up the word count again, "Speaking of which, if you start showing off your affection early in the morning, you will be punished by heaven da¡îze."
"Huh? What are you talking about? How can we show affection? And there is no such thing as bad affection at all." Reimu frowned and looked at Marisa, as if he would push you down if you didn't explain clearly.
Lin Luo also had the same idea as her.
Magic theoryHe spread his hands and said matter-of-factly: "Isn't it true? Sleeping in the same bed at night and eating at the same table during the day, this is obviously a happy family of three. This is obviously showing affection to me, a single girl. ."
Reimu was stunned, as if speechless because the secret was known. Lin Luo also looked at Marisa blankly, "Have you changed your job to become a voyeur?"
"How can it be?"
"Since you're not a peeping tom, how come you seem to know what we've been doing all day?"
"Isn't that obvious? The sun hasn't even come out yet, and you showed up at the shrine before me. You must have slept together last night How about it? I'm Marisa's reasoning da¡îze!" Marisa held her head high, her face full of pride.
Marisa's divine reasoning made Reimu blush slightly, but he returned to normal in an instant. He picked up the cup and drank tea, telling lies with his eyes open, "That's impossible, I slept alone last night Come on, Mingmeng, the glutinous rice balls are delicious."
After finishing speaking, Ling Meng used delicious food to seal Ming Meng's mouth, which might reveal the true information, and at the same time threatened Lin Luo with his eyes, telling him not to speak nonsense.
Although Lin Luo wanted to be a realist, Quan Huan had pros and cons, and it was safer to be a liar. He closed his mouth to block information, and looked at Lingmeng intentionally or unintentionally For some reason, he always felt that Lingmeng was There is some disobedience in words and deeds. Is it because he is worried about Ming Meng?
???????????????????????????? Although it is reasonable for children to serve as mediators between couples who are not in harmony
"Children, I really don't know whether to be envious or annoyed Sigh." Looking at the happy and warm scene of Reimu and Mingmeng, Marisa suddenly held her chin and looked at them blankly, sighing, with a look in her eyes. Indelible melancholy.
Lin Luo was stunned by her expression. What's going on? When did the always domineering Marisa learn to play melancholy?
"Are you okay?" Lin Luo couldn't help but ask.
"You're the one who's sick." Marisa rolled her eyes at him.
"Then why are you like this?" As he said that, Lin Luo imitated Marisa's melancholy just now.
"Uh, well" Marisa suddenly became a little nervous, her face turned slightly red, and she turned away and whispered, "I was just thinking, what should I do if I also give birth to a child?"
"Pfftcough!"
Upon hearing this, Lin Luo spit out all the rice he had just swallowed, coughed repeatedly, and almost died from swallowing. At the same time, Ling Meng also bumped his head against the corner of the table, and the bowl of glutinous rice balls almost drenched Ming. Dream all over.
Both of them looked calm and helpless. They were obviously shocked by Marisa's words, and they were shocked from head to toe.
After a while, Lin Luo came back to her senses and found that Marisa's face was serious and did not look like she was trying to find an advantage for them. She couldn't help but ask: "Well, let me ask, are you still a virgin now? "
Ming Meng is too young to know what a virgin is, and Ling Meng is no longer a virgin, so he feels no pressure to ask this question.
"I thinkit shouldn't be the case." Marisa lowered her head and said weakly.
Lin Luo was surprised. This was the first time he saw such a soft Marisa. But what surprised him even more was Marisa's answer. He didn't even know if she was a virgin. What kind of trouble was this?
Lin Luo calmed down his inner depression a little He was really a little depressed, because based on Marisa's appearance at the moment, she might have had her virginity lost. A man would sigh when a beautiful girl falls into the arms of others. What's more, this girl is a bit ambiguous with him.
However, he still relieved the depression very well and asked seriously: "You said you don't know if you are a virgin, so have you ever slept with a man?" In fact, he really wanted to ask you if you had slept with a man. No, but on second thought, it would be better to put it mildly.
"This" Marisa hesitated for a moment. Finally, under the double gazes of Lin Luo and Reimu, she finally couldn't bear the pressure and nodded, "Sleep we slept together once."
Okay, Marisa has really become a young woman.
As soon as he heard this, Lin Luo's mood index suddenly dropped by 90%, but with a "good mentality", he still suppressed his depression and asked calmly: "Who is that man?"
When he asked this question, Reimu also stared at Marisa.
Facing the two men who were trying to force a confession, Marisa leaned back subconsciously, "I can't say"
"Is there anything you can't say?"
"II think it's possible to give it to himcause trouble. "
"Huh?" Lin Luo was stunned. "Trouble? What's the trouble? Is that man Xiang Lin?"
"It's not him." Marisa waved her hands repeatedly, "I treat him like an older brother, how could it be him?"
"Who is that? Could it be someone from the human world?"
"Don't ask, I really can't say it, just pretend I didn't say anything just now I'm leaving!" As she spoke, Marisa stood up from her seat and turned around to run away.
"Marisa, don't go!" Reimu grabbed her and showed a rare serious expression, "Since you have told us about this matter, you have to tell us everything. If you don't tell us, you can't even think about it. go."
"Why?" Marisa didn't understand at all.
"This is a mutation!" Lingmeng said decisively.
Your sister has mutated!
Lin Luo almost vomited blood, then raised his head and asked, "Marisa, tell me honestly, you said you don't want to cause trouble to that man, is he already married?"
"Thisshould not be there, right?" Marisa turned her head, not daring to look directly at Lin Luo.
"Since you are not married, what trouble will there be?"
Marisa opened her mouth, her tone somewhat aggrieved, "But that person already has a child."
"What?!" Lin Luo's face suddenly changed. The next moment, he slapped the table hard and said angrily, "It's so abominable. After having a child, he still flirts with others. That bastard, I I¡¯m going to kill him!¡±
Hey, hey, you are the same.
Lin Luo completely forgot that he was also the bastard he called him. He stood up and pressed Marisa's shoulder, saying in a deep voice: "You are my friend. If anyone bullies you, tell me, unless he kneels down in front of you and admits his mistake. , otherwise I will definitely not let him go."
"Don't force me, I really don't want to say it!" Marisa was so anxious that she almost cried.
"This won't work!" Lin Luo shook his head decisively, leaving no room for negotiation.
Marisa glanced at him, and then looked at Reimu. From the expressions of the two of them, she could tell that she would never be able to get out without telling him. So after being silent for a long time, she finally mustered up the courage and pointed at Lin Luo. , yelled: "That man is you!"
"Huh?" At this moment, Lin Luo was in a mess.
"What? It's him!" At the same time, Lingmeng also exclaimed.
Marisa nodded aggrievedly.
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Feeling the knife-like gaze coming from Lingmeng, Lin Luo became anxious, "Wait! Why is it me? When did I sleep with you?"
"It was that day, the night we drank with Suixiang, the three of us slept together." Marisa said shyly with a red face.
"Uh!" Lin Luo was stunned. After a few seconds, he finally remembered what Marisa was talking about and burst into tears.