In Bo Li Mingmeng¡¯s heart, her father must meet the following conditions. First, he must have strong power, second, he must be handsome and cool, third, he must be different, and fourth, he must be charming.
Every child hopes that his father is a strong man who can be his backer and protect him all the time, so the first point is understandable. As for the second point, everyone has the pursuit of beauty. If it were you, you would never want your parents to be a pair of extremely ugly men and women Of course, Ming Meng was criticized by a certain fan writer for this pursuit. The impact is a bit extreme.
Then the third point is that from the perspective of a child, his parents are absolutely unique and incomparable, not to mention that Ming Meng is still a second-level control. Finally just like a man wants his girlfriend to be a beautiful woman, and a woman wants her boyfriend to be a handsome guy, Mingmeng also hopes that her father can be liked and welcomed by everyone. If your father is thrown rotten eggs as soon as he goes out, the child will not be happy no matter how optimistic he is.
Generally speaking, Ming Meng's requirements are in line with the thinking standards of a normal child, but Lin Luo feels huge pressure, because the above are only generalizations, while Ming Meng pays more attention to the details of "and Different¡±.
Lin Luo would get goosebumps all over his body just by thinking about those details.
"Father, look, the lights at home are still on, we can start." When they arrived at the Hakurei Shrine, Ming Meng sat on Lin Luo's shoulder, pointing to the light shining in the shrine, her slight tone could not be concealed. Stay excited. After saying that, she jumped to the ground with a snap and signaled Lin Luo to go in quickly.
"Umare you really going to do this?" Lin Luo suddenly felt a lot of pressure. Along the way, Mingmeng made a lot of requests, such as what kind of expression should he use when he sees his mother, what kind of words should he say, She completely placed the disgustingly handsome image in her mind on Lin Luo.
When Ming Meng heard this, she immediately pouted and said dissatisfied: "It's too ordinary! Father, the way you speak is too ordinary. I don't like such an ordinary father at all!"
"Okay, okay, I'll just do what you say."
Lin Luo surrendered immediately. He had absolutely no idea what to do with this little girl. If he hadn't known that she really liked Zhong Er's handsome boy, he would have suspected that this was Ming Meng's punishment for abandoning his wife and son for two years.
"That's rightno, the way of speaking is ordinary. Father must be different, because father is special!" Ming Meng stared at her big eyes and said solemnly.
Are you trying to train me?
For some reason, Lin Luo suddenly felt like he was being trained, just like he usually played games and trained young girls to become wives. Mingmeng also tried to train him from a normal person to the ideal middle-class disgusting handsome Tsk, sure enough As expected of my daughter, what a rip-off!
Lin Luo thought, and her mind began to race rapidly Power leads to the same goal by different routes. Even if it was two completely different modes in the early days, it definitely points to the same realm of "being" in the end. For example, just now, although Lin Luo does not have the ability to time, he can still break the law of time and regain the water. At this moment, although he cannot transform his personality as easily as Shokuhou Misaki, he can still change his personality through autosuggestion and hypnosis. , and you can also slightly change your personality.
In order not to feel sick and have a stomachache, Lin Luo had no choice but to hypnotize himself into a real middle-class disgusting handsome man.
In less than a second, Lin Luo had completed the change in his personality. He squatted down, lifted Ming Meng's chin with his fingers, and said with an evil smile: "My daughter, are you obsessed with being a father?" Woolen cloth?"
"Father is so handsome!" Ming Meng held her hands in her hands, her face full of admiration.
"Hahahaha!" Lin Luo laughed wildly. Because the sound was specially processed by him, it did not reach the Hakurei Shrine.
"Take a good look at my daughter, and see how your father conquers your mother!"
After laughing, he stood up. The moment he turned around, he threw off the windbreaker, exposing his entire upper body. As he spoke, he strode towards the gate of the shrine.
Sure enough, after self-hypnosis, I feel less nauseous.
Ming Meng stood motionless, but with the enthusiasm and excitement in her eyes, it was easy to see how excited she was at the moment. Obviously, no one was looking forward to the next plot more than her.
boom!
Walking to the door of the shrine, Lin Luo neither knocked on the door nor said hello, but pushed the door open in a domineering manner.
"Ming Meng, it's already so lateugh!" On the other side of the door,Reimu Hakurei was changing clothes. She had just taken off her red and white miko uniform halfway, revealing a white bra. When she heard the sound of the door opening, she thought it was her daughter who had returned, and was about to scold her, but when she saw the person coming, the expression on her face suddenly froze.
Lin Luo looked at her dumbfounded expression, raised the corners of his mouth and smiled, folded his arms and half leaned against the door. Then he shook his left hand, and a red rose suddenly appeared in his hand. Following his gesture, he quickly moved towards Reimu. It flew away, and finally inserted itself directly into Reimu's bra.
If Reimu were a woman, this rose would be the scenery in her cleavage.
"Hey, my Darling, have you fallen in love with me already?" Lin Luo reached out and flicked the hair in front of her forehead, and blew a kiss in the blink of an eye, showing off her coquettishness.
? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? Even though Lin Luo acted relaxed and natural on the surface, inside he was already vomiting. Although he had been given hypnotic suggestion, he still felt so nauseous and nauseous!
On the contrary to Lin Luo, Ming Meng standing behind him had his eyes shining, and his excitement was palpable, "So handsome and stylish, my father is so awesome!"
The blowing kiss Lin Luo sent out was made of red mist. It hit Lingmeng's face accurately and left a clear kiss mark on it.
Lingmeng felt something strange on his face, and subconsciously reached out to touch it. He looked down and saw a faint red color on his fingers. Then he raised his head and looked at Lin Luo. When his eyes came into contact with the other person's "charming" smile, her delicate face I couldn't help but have two blushes.
¡Your sister is blushing!
Just like that, Ling Meng stared at Lin Luo blankly, as if she had been fascinated by him. After more than ten seconds, the blush on her face gradually receded, and she gently picked off the roses on her chest and placed them next to her. on the table, then calmly put on the witch uniform again, and walked slowly towards Lin Luonot angry or shy, as if nothing had happened, but!
boom!
Without any warning, when she was thirty centimeters in front of Lin Luo, Lingmeng struck out like lightning. With a terrifying roar, her fist hit Lin Luo hard on the face, and the latter was immediately beaten. Fly out.
"You disgusting idiot, you dare to come to our Hakurei Shrine to act wild. You really have the heart of a bear but the face of a leopard! Tell me honestly, how many times have you wanted to die?!" Reimu stood in front of the shrine door with his hands on his waist. , looking down at Lin Luo, who was lying more than ten meters away, like a lofty god, with domineering expression.
"Alas! How could this happen?" Before Lin Luo got up from the ground, Ming Meng was already shocked and couldn't help but exclaimed, "Why did mom hit dad? He's so stylish and handsome. !¡±
In her opinion, Lin Luo¡¯s posture and tone just now were so handsome. Normally, her mother should rush forward and hug her tightly. Why did she hit her?
No, you are wrong. You are the only one who thinks that you are stylish. For others, it is a sign that you deserve to be beaten Listening to Ming Meng's words, Lin Luo secretly complained, and at the same time, he couldn't help but feel that he knew that it was a sign that he deserved to be beaten. I feel sad that I have to do the behavior but have to do it.
"Mingmeng, what are you doing there uh, father?!" After beating Lin Luo away, Lingmeng looked at his daughter standing not far away. He originally thought that his daughter was deceived by this idiot. He was about to beat the other person severely for a few more hours, when he suddenly heard Ming Meng's words and was dumbfounded.
The idiot who fell to the ground is the father of his daughter, so that means
"Yes, mom, this is my father, my middle-aged and handsome father!" Ming Meng said loudly.
"Alas" Lin Luo sighed helplessly. She originally hoped that letting Ming Meng see her embarrassing look just now would let her know that the second grader is not that handsome, but now it seems that it is difficult to change her concept. , and I'm afraid I have to continue to play the disgustingly handsome middle school boy.
Standing up slowly from the ground, Lin Luo lightly dusted off the dust on his body, wiped the corner of his mouth with his thumb, and handsomely wiped away the blood from Ling Meng's beating, then hooked his fingers towards Ling Meng, and said softly: "Two We haven¡¯t seen each other for years, but your strength hasn¡¯t improved much. What happened to those light fists? You¡¯re not even qualified to defend me. This is a rare reunion, so let me see your strength come on baby !¡±
"It turns out that father let mom beat him on purpose. He is so great and handsome!" Seeing Lin Luo's cool and domineering figure, Ming Meng once again cast his admiring gaze.
¡°Daughter, please, stop praising me!
Lin Luo wanted to cry, but when faced with the little girl's innocent expression, he really couldn't bear to hit her, so he had to force a smile and said, "Haha, of course. Ming Meng, you have to know that adults like to talk sarcastically. Your mother is a tsundere. The harder she hits me, the more?The deeper I go, if I fight back and resist, wouldn't I be rejecting her love? Of course, this kind of thing cannot be done, right? And judging from the intensity of the attack just now, she has been completely fascinated by me like this! "
"Charmed, fascinatedoh!" the little girl cheered immediately.
Lingmeng's eyes kept glancing back and forth at the father and daughter. After a moment, she grinned and said, "Haha, haha, that's what happened. I had thought about it before. What will you look like when you appear again, but to be honest, I was shocked, I never expected that I could see such a disgusting side of you."
Please, please don¡¯t say that Lin Luo was about to cry but had no tears.
"Mingmeng, stand aside." Lingmeng turned his head and looked at his daughter.
"Why?" Ming Meng tilted her head and asked in confusion.
"Haha, didn't your father just say that if you want to see my strength, I can't let him down, right? Moreover I feel that the strength just now is too light, and it is not enough to express the feeling in my heart. Love, so I will use all my strength to love your father!"
Lingmeng said with a smile, that smile as bright as the sun, shining brightly.
To put it bluntly, you just want to beat me up with all your strength Lin Luo couldn't help but break out in a cold sweat. Mingmeng might not be able to see it, but he could see it very clearly. Under Lingmeng's sun-like smile, it was Hei The aura that reached the extreme has turned black, completely turned black!
"Okay, okay!" Ming Meng clapped her little hands and stepped aside obediently.
At the same time, Lingmeng looked at Lin Luo again, with a dangerous smile on his face, "You just said you want to accept my love and not resist it, right?"
Can I take that sentence back?
Lin Luo really wanted to say this, but with Ming Meng watching "eagerly" beside him, it was obvious that he couldn't say such embarrassing words, and he had to make a fool of himself, "Of course, I do what I say." Man, show all your love, my baby!"
"Thenas you wish!"
Lingmeng sneered, and slowly stretched out his right foot forward. The moment it touched the ground, there was a crash, and an invisible black curtain spread outwards with her as the center, covering everything around her.
Lin Luo subconsciously closed his eyes when this black curtain hit him. But when he looked again, he couldn't help but froze. He saw that the surrounding environment had completely changed. It was no longer Hakurei Shrine, but a very abnormal space. , the sound of rushing water coming from his feet made him notice that this was a space filled with water.
But that¡¯s not the point, what¡¯s important is Reimu itself!
At this moment, her red and white witch costume turned completely red. She was standing sideways holding an ancient red umbrella, her feet were soaked in the water, up to her calves, and her two white arms were engraved with strange lines. , these lines extend from the neck to the face, looking somewhat ferocious and terrifying.
In addition, all the originally black hair turned white, and the dark eyes turned scarlet, like a demon, releasing a terrifying light.
This is a nightmare? !
Lin Luo was immediately stunned. Although he knew that Reimu would occasionally undergo strange transformations, such as transforming into a ghost witch or something, he never expected that Reimu would turn into a troubled Reimu!
"You look surprised. Do you need me to explain?" Lingmeng looked sideways at Lin Luo, with a red and playful look in his eyes.
Then, without waiting for Lin Luo to respond, she said to herself: "The fact that you can act so disgustingly without shame must be due to a change in personality, huh, although I can't be as disgusting as you. , but it¡¯s still possible to change the state a little bit.¡±
¡°Don¡¯t complain to me at this timeLin Luo was depressed.
"In general, I have three forms now. The first one is of course the normal state, and then the state of the ghost miko. However, in the past, when I was in the ghost miko state, my consciousness was extremely blurred, or there was no consciousness at all. Even if my consciousness returns to normal, I will forget the form of the ghost miko, but"
At this point, Lingmeng Yu changed his mind, with an evil look on his face, "Now I have completely mastered the ghost witch state. In other words, even if I become a ghost witch, I can still maintain a clear consciousness. Not only is my strength not as strong as Reduced, and also gained a new ability - dimension. This is my third form the evil dream!"
"I see, just like the state of a ghost witch, it transforms into a dream of disaster, and your character will also change accordingly." Lin Luo suddenly understood, "No wonder I just saidI think your tone is a bit strange. You were already in trouble at that time, right? "
"Humph." Reimu smiled coldly, "It was just a boundary just now. To put it simply, I just walked to the bridge, and now I have crossed the bridge. I am the real disaster, and at the same time the real devil!"
Boom!
As the words fell, the red ancient umbrella was thrown into the air, but Lingmeng himself had disappeared on the spot, rushing towards Lin Luo at a speed that exceeded instantaneous movement. In less than the blink of an eye, accompanied by earth-shattering With a loud noise, her naked feet had already kicked Lin Luo's chest and abdomen.
In an instant, Lin Luo was thrown away like a cannonball.
Snapped!
After flying dozens of meters away, Lin Luo finally resolved the force and stood firmly in the water.
Ling Meng stopped his feet and stood still, looking at Lin Luo across from him and couldn't help but smile, "I have used the power of dimension in this kick just now, but you were unscathed. It seems that the power of the demon god level is not enough. Soso what?!"
"Drinkhaha!"
Suddenly there was a terrifying laughter, and Lingmeng turned into a blood shadow in an instant, as if her whole body was wrapped in blood, and when the laughter fell, five sharp claws turned into blood fell from Lin Luo's body. A fierce stroke Lin Luo was knocked away again, and when he stood up, he was dripping with blood.
However, under creation, the injured body quickly returned to normal.
"This is a vampire, he can hurt me now. It seems that I can't just be beaten."
"Oh, really, I remember you said you wouldn't fight back just now, right?" Lingmeng looked at him jokingly, "I hate being rejected, you have to accept my love!"
"Uh!" Lin Luo was immediately speechless. Although he did say that just now, but
He looked around subconsciously and found Ming Meng standing on the stone platform not far away, looking on with interest. He was speechless.
"Um let me ask you in advance, besides being a demon and a vampire, how many other realms do you have?"
Lingmeng stretched out three fingers and said with a smile: "The tenth realm of divine taboos, the eleventh realm of emperor's disaster, and the final twelfth realm of final fall Although the twelfth realm has not been completely mastered, I can still use It¡¯s 100% the emperor¡¯s misfortune, but you have to let me enjoy it.¡±
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your sister!
Lin Luo wanted to hit him with a piece of tofu, but the ninth-level vampire alone would seriously injure him. If the eleventh-level emperor¡¯s calamity came out, he would really die if he didn¡¯t fight back!