PS: Here¡¯s a belated Chinese Valentine¡¯s Day extra
"It's finally here. On this great day, July 7, 2011, our kingdom's first "Lord of the Crystal Palace" racing competition officially begins. As long as you win the first place in this competition, you will be the winner. To be able to sit on the throne of the Lord of the Crystal Palace, countless people are eagerly waiting for it, and countless people are looking up and looking forward to it. This exciting moment will begin in ten minutes I am the girl's reporter Shu, you can call me Shu Jiang, Currently, we are guest referees and commentators, so please support me."
On a high platform, a girl named Shushu stood there like an emperor with a microphone, speaking with drool and passion.
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?? Okay, you can ignore the above audience, they are just supporting players, the real protagonists are a group of young and beautiful girls on the field.
"Let me introduce the characters participating in this competition" Shu-chan continued to explain, pointing to a group of girls on the field below, "From left to right, the first one is our railgun Misaka Mikoto. , as a lv5 superpower, we have reason to believe that she will be the favorite to win this competition. And more importantly, her car is a lv6 car sponsored by science side Aleister - Shirai Kuroko Metamorphosis !¡±
"This is the Shirai Kuroko Pervert. Do you have eyes? This is a real motor racing car!" Below, Mikoto was furious. She vigorously patted the luxury racing car under her seat that was engraved with Shirai Kuroko's naked image and shouted loudly.
¡°Come on, sister, you must not win!¡± At the special guest seat next to her, a girl with two ponytails whose name is written as Kuroko and pronounced as perverted, shouted at the top of her lungs.
Zira!
A lightning strike flew out from the arena and hit the black and white pervert. The latter fell down in response, with a happy smile on his face: "Sister, the whip of loveoh oh"
"Shut up, you pervert!"
"Next is the second contestant, the extremely popular idiot king Artoria. Her car is the King Series No. 777 (chichichichi)! It is very suitable for today's day, and as a saber class, With super high riding ability, he is the most popular champion and the uncrowned king!¡±
"I'm not the stupid king, you bastard!" Arturia drew out the Sword of Victory to protest against the referee, but the brave Shujiang chose to ignore it.
"Then there is the third contestant. She is also the white Saber Lily in the Saber series. She has higher attributes than me. I believe that she is the winner today. More importantly, she also has strong backing. knight!"
"My king must win! My king must win! My king must win" The special guest seats erupted with the thunderous shouts of the Knights of the Round Table.
"So, Lily, your declaration of war is" The microphone in Shujiang's hand suddenly stretched miraculously and reached Lily's mouth.
Lily snorted disdainfully, sat on the gorgeous motorcycle and raised the Sword in the Stone high, "Everyone except me is an ant!"
"Okay, Lily is really confident, then"
"Hmph, don't be too arrogant!" Before Shu-chan could finish speaking, the girl in red next to her suddenly sneered, "I'm a Saber too, so I won't lose to you losers!"
"Okay, the person who said this is our King of Rome, King of the World, His Highness Nero. Did you hear her confident tone? I believe this competition will be very exciting!"
"Huh, bastard!" A big, shiny loli made a dissatisfied voice at the special guest table.
"Haha, King of Heroes, you don't have to participate, so are you unwilling?" Next to you, a burly man was drinking and laughing.
"Bastard, do you want to die?" Twinkle Loli's face turned red and she said angrily, "What the Lord of the Crystal Palace, I don't care about him! Humph! I don't care about him at all!"
Shujiang glanced at the special guest seat and whispered to the audience: "The two people who just spoke are the Hero King Gilgamesh and the Conqueror King Iskandar who were specially invited. I heard that the former is slightly different from the Crystal Palace. It's a bit ambiguous If anyone wants to hear this gossip, my bank account is 123456789"
After hearing about this competition, Shujiang's bank account suddenly and inexplicably had an extra billion. He became a billionaire overnight, but the next day he was devoured by the vicious big eaters. Net, even the money she paid under the bed was not left to her Of course, this is a digression, and then we will return to the topic.
¡°Our fifth contestant is Black Saber, also a member of the Saber series.?, I think she will not disappoint us, please applaud a lot. "
So, the sound of snapping suddenly sounded in the audience
"Damn it, why are you racing a car? I'm not familiar with modern machinery!" On the Crystal Seat, Rin Tosaka gritted his teeth with a look of annoyance on his face.
"Sister, don't be sad, you will have a chance next time if you are more sinister and venomous." Next to her, Sakura comforted her gently.
"Huh, even if you are a scheming person, there is no hope for you. I am the leader of the scheming leader." A little girl in green clothes blinked her eyes of different colors and said proudly.
"Jade Star Stone, Detective Kuku is on." A little red girl sat in her seat like a queen and said without looking back.
"Ah, I'm here." The green girl immediately ran over.
"Damn it, this little thing, sooner or later I have to teach her a lesson!" Tohsaka Rin looked at Cuixingshi's back and began to grind his teeth.
"Ah, Rin, you are really out of your mind." The silver-haired girl next to her laughed.
"The same goes for you, Ilia"
Returning the camera to the competition field, Shujiang introduced the sixth contestant, "The sixth one is our Dark Gospel Ewenjielin. Her racing car is a future technology provided by Mahorang Academy and made by Chao Suzune. , it will definitely shine!¡±
"Hmph, just a racing car" Yiwen Jielin snorted coldly, expressing her disdain.
"Xiao Yiwen, you must work hard!" On the Crystal Seat, a black-haired girl smiled and waved to Yiwen Jielin.
"Miss Konoka, please calm down." On the seat next to her, a heroic girl holding a sword said to her with a red face.
"Eh, why? Xiaosha." Kunoxiang looked confused.
"Next is the seventh contestant - Black Rock Shooter. Her racing car is a fantasy motorcycle." Shujiang pointed at a girl with twin tails sitting on a stylish motorcycle on the field, her face full of excitement.
Heiyan looked calm and silent.
"The eighth contestant is Mercury Lamp, our chairman. Although it is a bit against her to participate in this competition as her, please support her love." Shujiang pointed at a little girl with silver hair and said.
"Father, I will definitely become the perfect Alice." Mercury Lamp clenched his fists on his chest and said expectantly.
¡°Okay, that¡¯s it for the players who appeared in the main story.¡±
"Damn it, we obviously appeared in the main story, why can't we participate?" Shokuhou Misaki, who was sitting on the Crystal Seat, said dissatisfied.
"Aren't you physically weak? You're just as bad at sports as Lei." Mugino Shenli said calmly.
"What about you? You have good athletic ability, why didn't you participate?"
"That's because someone is ostracizing, saying that I have had bad behavior with someone, so I am disqualified. Damn it, don't let me know who it is!" At this point, Mugino Shenli gritted his teeth bitterly.
Shokuhou suddenly realized, "Ah, could it be"
"You guys are cheating." Next to me, Lei said lightly while eating ice cream, which hit the core.
On the high platform, Shujiang took a sip of water and continued: "Next, I will launch a few heavyweight players who have not appeared in the main story, please take a look!"
"It's amazing. A dark curtain appeared on the field at some point, and then the curtain opened. A row of ten girls sat on a luxurious motorcycle, their faces full of confidence.
Book-chan wiped the saliva from the corner of his mouth and said excitedly: "The first one from right to left is the selfless Isayama Yomi."
"Sister Huangquan, come on!" Tsuchimiya Kagura waved to the girl in the field and said loudly.
Isayama Huangquan looked calm and expressed that he was very confident.
"Then the second one is Shana, the crusader with flaming hair and burning eyes!"
"Xiana-chan! Silly Na! Poro bread! Tsundere Na! Never grow up! Twelve years old forever!" The audience cheered loudly.
Shana¡¯s mouth twitched, and she took out the knife from her clothes angrily and pointed at the audience, ¡°Ulusai, Ulusai, Ulusai!!!¡±
"The next third person is our powerful Emperor Sakagami Tomoyo!"
"Emperor Wu's kick! Long live Emperor Wu Xiong!" cheers erupted from the audience again.
Tomoyo Sakagami shook his light silver hair and responded to his supporters with a confident smile.
"The fourth one is our fantasy committee member - Fairy Queen Erza Shukaretto!"
"Oh! Oh! Oh! Your Majesty the Queen!"
Facing our audienceIn support, the Fairy Queen slowly stretched out her hand, and then said, "Racing car costume - bunny girl!"
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"The fifth one is a completely dashing Servant from Gensokyo - Izayoi? Night!"
"The murderer is the best! Long live the head maid!"
"Don't worry, everyone, as long as I control the time, victory will definitely be mine." Izayoi said extremely rogue words with a smile on his face.
"The sixth, no, the sixth and seventh, welcome our twin angels Tachibana Kanade and Ikaros!"
"Lord Angel, let's compete!"
The three angels were expressionless, while the obedient angels were confused.
"Finally, and the last three contestants of this competition, we would like to solemnly welcome Takamachi Nanoha, Fate Testrosa and Yagami Hayate from the Magic Cannon World!"
"White devil! Tyrant! Beloved concubine! Kansai accent! Tyrant shou! Beloved concubine attack! Ye Tianshou!" Unparalleled cheers rang out from the audience.
"Oh! Is it okay to expose our dark history like this?" Nanoha muttered worriedly.
"Don't worry, the three of us just need to win first place together." Feite comforted him gently.
"Yeah, there's nothing to be afraid of. We are the three giants of Mobility Course 6." Hayate clenched his fists with confidence.
"I believe everyone has been looking forward to these ten players. Yes, I am looking forward to it too. I always hope to see them in the main story as soon as possible, but now I am even more looking forward to their performance in this competition. ." Shujiang explained passionately while sweating profusely.
"Okay, eighteen players have already appeared. Although there are more than this number of people who can participate in this competition, because other people have one day every month that happens to happen, they don't have the chance to participate. So in the competition Before the official start, we first invite some of our singers to sing a song for everyone - the Onion Swinging Song!"
A huge stage magically appeared again, and on it was