254 The cruel dinner attack and defense, and the money-grubbing troublemaker
It¡¯s a good thing that I have a cheap daughter who is well-behaved, beautiful and obedient.
This well-behaved, beautiful and obedient daughter likes and respects her father very much. This is definitely a good thing.
"If you add this cute, beautiful and obedient daughter who will never get married, it will definitely be a good thing that is hard to find."
But why does Lin Luo feel so miserable after experiencing such a good thing? After thinking for a long time, he finally understood that because this daughter asked him to find a mother for her, it brought huge obstacles to his great career
"Children are unhappy without a mother, so mercury lamp, you have to understand that as a filial daughter, you cannot cause trouble to your father in this regard, and you must do your best to help your father, you know?" While everyone else was busy preparing dinner, Lin Luo sat beside her with the excuse that her injury had not yet healed. She turned off all the other people's telepathic calls, leaving only Mercury Lamp alone, and quietly said to her in her heart. .
"I only want my father, not my mother." Mercury Lamp raised his head and said seriously.
"" After hearing these words, Lin Luo felt as if he was being worshiped by others. He felt light and airy on his body, but then he thought of his inheritance and immediately put on a serious look on his face and corrected, "That's not what I said. Yes, a family must have a mother to be complete. Think about it, even a tadpole has to travel thousands of miles across the ocean to find its mother. This shows that she is a very important person. If the mercury lamp had a mother, it would definitely be very happy."
"The tadpole and its mother live in a pond, not as far away as the ocean, father." The mercury lamp kindly reminded Lin Luo of the error in his words.
"" Lin Luo felt that he was being cheated. This was the first time that he had lost his advantage in words, which shocked him. "I'm just giving you an example."
"Father, are you hungry? I'm going to prepare dinner." Mercury lamp looked at Lin Luo, then looked at Miqin and the others, and said suddenly.
"Isn't there someone already preparing? Your body is just right and you should get more rest. And I think it is necessary for us to talk about the topic about mother** again"
Lin Luo still planned to work hard on Mercury Lamp so that she could change from resistance to assistance, but before he could finish speaking, Mercury Lamp said with a smile: "My health is fine, father, don't worry."
Then he quickly ran towards the place where the smoke was already rising.
Lin Luo couldn't help but be slightly trance watching her leaving back. The mercury lamp in front of him was very different from the mercury lamp in his impression. It was not the villain queen with an evil temperament, nor was she the strong and deep girl with worries in her heart. The magnetic voice reveals happiness and joy, gentle and generous.
Although it was a huge disobedience to Lin Luo at first, it seems natural after thinking about it carefully. After all, Mercury Lamp can be said to have the strongest love and respect for her father among all the rose girls. In order to meet her so-called father, she claimed that she could do anything, whether it was good or bad.
"Compared to several other girls who are too humane, Mercury Lamp is undoubtedly incomplete. Not just the body, but also emotions, values, ways of thinking and even the soul. Her existence is absolutely singular beyond human reach. She has nothing but love and hate, and between the two poles of love and hate, there is also nothing, without any transition.
Human beings cannot live only for love, fight only for love, and then die, but mercury lamps can. She lives for love, fights for love, and devotes all her efforts to her goal, which is extremely simple and clear.
Therefore, although his body is incomplete, he is also proud and aloof, just like a god. The man with black wings stands high above the moon and sky, looking down alone, unique.
It was originally a discarded thing and should have no meaningful value in existence, but she took action and then went to fight, risking everything, cutting through thorns and thorns, and never came back. The source of everything is the love for her founding father. In order to meet her father and get the hug and whisper in her dreams, she doesn't mind destroying the whole world under the black wings. She uses her actions to give her existence meaning.
Therefore, there is only love and hate in her dictionary, but no good or evil.
Mercury is poisonous, the lamp is warm, evil on the outside but beautiful on the inside, this is the mercury lamp.
So, now that her "fake" father is in front of her, her attitude and tone of course cannot be as indifferent and dismissive as she is to ordinary humans or other rose girls. Maybe, the mercury lamp I encounter will be a brand new one, the truest side that has never been shown in front of others. No, not maybe, but definitely.
But then again??I interrupted myself on purpose just now Sure enough, it was a bit poisonous. Do you really not want a mother that much?
¡°Ah~~¡± Lin Luo sighed secretly. He felt that he must be prepared to fight a protracted war.
Putting aside Lin Luo's self-pity and moaning over there, the girls' side was extremely busy and lively. Because there was no threat from the enemy, the previous daily life returned to them again. Of course, the only difference was Apart from them, there are no other human beings in this daily life.
Of course, for things like boiling water for cooking, we can only rely on ourselves. Although in the eyes of ordinary people, it is just a trivial thing in daily life, for these girls, it is undoubtedly a huge challenge.
As the saying goes, the road to Shu is more difficult than reaching the sky. Now this sentence should be changed. The difficulty of cooking rice and boiling water is more difficult than entering heaven.
Let¡¯s take a look at the composition of these personnel first Misaka Mikoto, the railgun who only knows how to discharge electricity and arrogance, well, although she doesn¡¯t know anything about food, she can barely do it if she has enough modern equipment. Make something edible, but now it¡¯s hard for a clever woman to cook without rice. She doesn¡¯t even have a pot, and even if she can discharge electricity, she can¡¯t cook.
"Hmm if this big rock is cut flat, it can be used as a spatula." Mikoto clicked her tongue as she stared at a rock that was half as tall as her body.
Next to Mikoto was Rei. For a top-level natural idiot who could sleep for five hundred years in one sleep, it would be incredible if she could cook. And everyone obviously knew enough about this, so there was no Entrusting her with such a difficult task was just to let him do the dishes, but
"Is this green onion or garlic?" Lei looked at the handful of vegetables in her hand, her face full of confusion.
"Didn't I tell you when I went to pick it just now? It's celery." Mikoto turned around and said to her, and then continued her plan to transform the stone.
"Oh, it's celery, let's cook it with this grass carp." Lei suddenly realized and put the two in the same stone bowl with a smile.
"" Lin Luo was speechless. He didn't know whether the vegetables in Japan were different from those in China, or whether the vegetables in this world were different from the vegetables in the Forbidden Plane, because in his opinion, the one who was The green plant called celery is actually coriander, and the grass carp is actually catfish.
????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? Coriander, you are finally able to serve as the main course, it is really gratifying. Also, Catfish, congratulations on your new relative. Finallywhat does it mean to burn "celery" and "grass carp" together?
"It's really weird, why can't this be peeled?" Just when Lin Luo didn't know how to complain about Mikoto and Lei, he suddenly heard a very depressed voice and looked over subconsciously. Lin Luo found that the great Roman emperor was holding her sword, the Primordial Fire, and gently and carefully peeling tomatoes
Your sister, the tomatoes are still peeled Seeing this scene, Lin Luo almost vomited blood.
"Nero, that one is not for peeling." Next to him, Shokuhou Caoqi said immediately after seeing this.
Oh oh, Master Queen, you still know something Lin Luo is thinking about it, but
¡°That skin is for peeling.¡± Her Majesty the Queen snatched the tomato from Her Majesty¡¯s hand and began to peel it bit by bit.
¡°¡¡± Lin Luo said that he had vomited three liters of blood and could not get up again.
"Okay, I'll leave that annoying ball to you. On the other hand, leave that pheasant to me." Nero dropped the tomato, then walked to the other side and picked up a pheasant. The original fire flashed across, and the shadow of the sword was so fast that it was almost impossible to see clearly. It split the pheasant into pieces with a trace of sparks and cooked it by the way.
"Hahaha, how can such a trivial thing be so difficult for me? Look, it's ready to eat." Nero laughed very excitedly at everyone. She picked up a piece of cooked pheasant and stuffed it into her mouth. Then¡¡
"Ah, it tastes so bad"
It's strange that it's not unpalatable Lin Luo was completely unable to complain. This was the first time he saw someone burning a live pheasant with all its feathers. Oh no, it was chopped and burned with all the feathers and internal organs This What's the matter?
Looking at the pile of pheasant meat that was burned like black charcoal, Lin Luo felt a little sick in his stomach.
"Hmph, you little brats just don't know how to do things. I don't know how you survived before. Let me do it." Yiwen Jielin was probably still angry because she was ridiculed by Lin Luo before. At this time, she finally caught the curser. Chance, said angrily.
"You little vampire dare to point fingers at me. I am the King of Rome and the King of the World. This kind of thing is not what I should do." Nero suddenly became unhappy, and Ivan Jielin shoutedIt's normal to be a little devil, but she was a person from more than a thousand years ago, and she is older than Yiwen in terms of age.
But Yiwen Jielin was not to be outdone and sneered: "It's because you can't even do such a thing that the country will perish."
"What did you say?" Nero was furious. Just when Lin Luo thought a war was about to begin, His Majesty the Emperor suddenly sneered, "Then I want to take a good look at what you, a vampire, do. Come on, take this Peel the onion." As she said that, she brought an onion to Evelyn.
"Don't bring it over. I hate onions, and garlic too." Looking at the onion right in front of her, Evanjielin jumped away in fright, then hid behind Shokuhou and looked at Nero hatefully, "You Did this guy do it on purpose? He asked me to peel onions even though he knew I was a vampire."
"What a useless vampire. He's even afraid of onions. This is our food." Nero looked at Yiwen with an expression like 'we eat onions, and onions eat you, so you, the vampire, are the weakest.' Jie Lin.
Ewen Jielin was furious with hatred, but she did not dare to step forward because Nero had onions in his hand.
"" Lin Luo didn't know how to complain. He couldn't tell that the great emperor had such a dark side.
"You idiots, stop playing. Father is already very hungry. I will prepare today's dinner." Finally, the mercury lamp that just passed by Well, fortunately, she can distinguish onions from garlic. Come out, it¡¯s amazing
"Little one, what did you say? You actually called me a fool, which is unforgivable."
"Hmph, it's just a little doll, I'm a humanoid master. Be careful, I'll hang you up."
"I'm not afraid of you."
"Okay, okay, come and cook quickly, you three Nero, you cut this fish into fillets, Yiwen, you use magic to light a fire, freeze it by the way, and a mercury lamp, um, you put it The feathers can be used as firewood when they grow" Her Majesty the Queen couldn't stand it anymore and began to assign tasks, but her last task was a bit too much
Five minutes later, looking at the messy scene, Lin Luo couldn't bear it anymore. He stood up and said helplessly, "I think you'd better let me do it, otherwise I think this dinner can only be eaten tomorrow morning. "
Lin Luo originally thought that after he took action, they would happily retreat, but to his surprise, instead of retreating, they looked at him as a public enemy of women.
"What's wrong?" Lin Luo expressed confusion.
"Get out of the way." Yiwen Jielin blocked Lin Luo's path with a stone shovel.
"Um?"
"As I said, just leave the dinner to us this time. You can cool off and play somewhere. If you dare to interfere I will freeze you for ten years." Yiwen Jielin warned sternly.
Not only her, but even Nero also betrayed the Lord, "Ter, if you really want to take action, I will do my best to stop you."
"What?" Lin Luo was completely stunned. What's going on? I just wanted to have dinner early.
Although he didn't know what these guys were doing, Lin Luo could tell that they were really serious about it, guarding their smoke battlefield with extremely firm eyes. If he dared to touch the ingredients on it, he might be in trouble. It will really be cut into pieces.
"Forget it, then you can continue." In desperation, Lin Luo could only retreat.
But after Lin Luo retreated, Yiwen Jielin said to everyone seriously: "Damn it, how can we even need that guy's help to cook? Don't we all starve to death without that guy? We We must not look down upon others. We must strengthen ourselves. These enemies in front of us are the first step to our self-improvement. Come on, let¡¯s decide the outcome in an upright and upright manner.¡±
The girls agreed and showed decisive battle expressions on the food in front of them.
"celery"
"Grass carp"
"onion"
"pheasant"
"Tomato"
"Froguh, why is the frog on my hand?"
"Ah, you can't eat guatai"
"" Looking at the heated scene, Lin Luo felt embarrassed. Isn't it necessary to make dinner like a life-and-death battle? The heart of a girl is really difficult to understand.
Finally, about an hour later, everyone¡¯s dinner was finally finished. With ashes on their faces and six pots of unknown dishes, they came to Lin Luo in a heroic manner.
"Okay, come and try it."
Looking at the six pots of vegetables in front of him, Lin Luo couldn't calm down because he found the eyes of the catfish in the first pot.Turn around, the pheasants in the second pot had not been plucked out, and the third pot was dark Lin Luo asked and found out that they were roasted tomatoes. As for the others, he didn't want to look at them anymore.
"Can these thingsbe eaten?" Lin Luo asked worriedly.
"Of course, don't you want to eat?"
"Father, please taste it."
"We worked so hard to make it. If you don't eat it, you are not giving us face."
"If you don't give us face, you will suffer."
""
Lin Luo knew that if he didn't eat, he might be eaten by them. Being "too kind to refuse", Lin Luo could only close his eyes and start enjoying However, how could the legendary beauties' murderous dishes be possible? Any food?
After only taking three bites, Lin Luo felt like his stomach was churning. Even if he was beaten to death, he didn't want to eat anymore.
"Ah, it really doesn't work? I really can't eat this kind of thing." Seeing Lin Luo's expression as if he had taken poison, everyone suddenly sighed.
"You know you can't eat it but you force it on me. Do you want my life?" Lin Luo was very depressed.
"It would be great if Rin were here. With her as a cooking expert, it wouldn't be so troublesome." Mikoto said suddenly.
"Speaking of which, where are Rin and Lily?" After she mentioned it, Lin Luo remembered that those two people had never come back, and she couldn't help but feel a little worried.
Shokuhou shook his head, "I don't know. We were together when we went looking for food before. But not long after, she said she found an interesting place and left with Lily."
"Is it dangerous if you haven't come back so late?" Mikoto asked with a frown.
Shokuhou spread his hands and said: "Probably not. After all, there are no enemies in this world, except the dragon clan."
Lin Luo nodded, "Yes, except the Dragon Clanexcept the Dragon Clanthe Dragon Clanwait for the Dragon Clan?" Suddenly, his expression changed drastically, and he thought of a very dangerous possibility.
"Uh, what's wrong?" Everyone looked at him in confusion.
"Have you ever seen a dragon when you were looking for food before?" Lin Luo asked.
"Yes, there is a big dragon flying in the sky." Lei was the one who answered, she said firmly.
Hearing these words, Lin Luo suddenly had a headache, "I heard that dragons like glittering things, such as gems or gems or gems"
"Ah" After saying this, everyone understood what Lin Luo was worried about. Yiwen Jielin frowned, "No, no matter how greedy you are for money, you can't offend the Dragon Clan. She should have some sense." of."
"Yes, and Lily is here too. She shouldn't let Rin do anything wrong."
"Ah, I've found it, I've found it." At this moment, a girl's voice suddenly came. Everyone immediately turned their heads and looked, only to see two girls running towards this side quickly, it was Rin and Lily.
"Rin? And Lily, we are talking about youwhat are you doing?" Lin Luo suddenly froze in the middle of asking, because he found that the two of them were like thieves. Rin was carrying a big bag on his back, and Lily was carrying a big bag on his back. Each hand held a big egg, with a look of panic on his face.
"What do you have in your hands?" Lin Luo asked in a trembling voice.
"Gems and dragon eggs." Rin answered simply.
""Everyone rushed to the streetthis guy really went to loot the dragon's nest.
But before anyone could say anything, Rin and Lily ran past them quickly and said, "There's no time to talk. Run quickly. A large group of dragons are chasing us."
A large group of dragons?
Everyone was stunned, and subconsciously turned around to look. In an instant, everyone's face turned green. They saw hundreds of giant dragons charging towards them in the sky nearly a kilometer away, covering the sky and blocking out the sun.