The scene in front of me was extremely weird. It was originally a scene of a doomsday volcanic eruption, and it was surrounded by top practitioners of various sects. Various magic weapons were rising in the sky, but in front of me was a naked young man who looked like a live fish falling into boiling water. Just like jumping on the shore. ¡ê¡Øw.
This is simply an extremely funny piece of black humor.
Mao Yuchang of the Maoshan Sect had straight eyes. As a practitioner, she had seen a lot of body meridian diagrams of both men and women since she was a child. She knew the body structure of men very well, but so close and so vivid and vivid It was the first time that I had seen such a young man¡¯s vagina!
What¡¯s more, it¡¯s still in such a tense environment, not to mention, it¡¯s still in full public view!
Mao Yuchang was shocked and angry, and scolded: "Who are you? You are so so unbecoming!!"
It was only at this time that Hao Shuai felt something was wrong. His crotch was feeling cold. The Yao Meng pillow on the side covered his eyes, but the gap between his fingers was very leaky.
Gulishana¡¯s face turned red even more, and she turned away with a scream.
Hao Shuai really wanted to die at this time and wished he could find a ready-made crack in the ground to crawl in. However, as a "veteran" who has been in mixed society for many years, he knew that he must not have stage fright now. If he has stage fright, it will definitely become a lifelong problem. A scandal in my lifetime, although most likely there will be no future.
Even though he was naked, Hao Shuai still showed off his style of "I have a nine-dragon purple and gold cloud crown on my head and a seven-color glazed beast robe". He put his hands on his hips and scolded: "Who are you riding on the horse?" ? Come here to disturb me from taking a shower!"
Lin Miao almost laughed on the spot. She turned her face away and tried hard to keep herself from making a sound.
Gulishana on the side was completely speechless. She looked at Hao Shuai blankly. With her seventeen-year-old brain and knowledge structure, she was completely unable to understand how there could be such a shameless boy in this world.
Are the boy who made her heart beat like a drum underground before and the boy in front of her who almost made her want to turn around and run wildly and shout "I don't know him" really the same person?
Mao Yuchang was so angry that her nose was crooked: "If you want to take a bath, go home and take a bath. What are you doing here!" After saying that, she glanced at Hao Shuai again, her cheeks were slightly red, and she said angrily: "You can learn before your hair has even grown. You are acting like a hooligan! Who is your master? You want to be shameless!"
When she said this, some female cultivators on the scene took another subconscious look. Sure enough, there was no hair at all. They didn't know if it was burned just now or if they were born with none. It was really a white and tender hair. White jade pillar.
Hao Shuai did not cover up, but pointed at Mao Yuchang and shouted: "What do you know? I was born as a reincarnation of a green dragon, specializing in defeating white tigers, specializing in treating fierce women. If you don't accept it, I will fight!"
Mao Yuchang is very famous among the younger generation of cultivators. After Ziyuan ascended to the throne, except for Zhou Qin and Lin Miao of the Xuan Chan Sect, and Ding Nan of the Wuhua Sect, they could compete with her in terms of cultivation, appearance, and figure. There are almost none who are superior to her. In addition, she is usually aggressive and domineering, and is unruly and willful. Some lustful and admiring young male practitioners have the courage to pursue her, but they are humiliated by Mao Yuchang in every possible way, giving Mao Yuchang a "ferocious reputation". "Spread throughout the world.
At this time, this Tianjiao of the Maoshan sect was actually molested by a young man. Some young male cultivators on the scene burst into laughter and felt great joy in their hearts.
Mao Yuchang's pretty fair face turned red. She bit her silver teeth and was about to take action when she saw a girl next to Hao Shuai suddenly stood up. Although this girl looked young, especially her face It was still a little dark, but the momentum she showed the moment she stepped forward made everyone think, "This woman is extraordinary"!
Although Yao Mengzhen usually fights with Hao Shuai, when she heard Mao Yuchang scolding Hao Shuai like this, she immediately became very angry. What's more, who is Hao Shuai's master? Isn¡¯t it just yourself? Then isn't she just scolding herself?
Yao Mengzhen took two steps forward, put her hands on her hips and scolded: "What sect are you from? Who is this useless person who taught you to be a fool who doesn't distinguish between right and wrong, and who doesn't understand the world?"
These words made everyone on the scene burst into uproar. Even those who were gloating at Mao Yuchang's jokes did not dare to laugh at this time.
Are you kidding, who is Master Mao Yuchang? The leader of Maoshan Sect! !
What kind of sect is Maoshan Sect? Although he is not the leader of Taoism, among the three Taoist sects in the south, no matter how they are ranked, the Maoshan sect is the top three! This scolding can be said to have offended a powerful sect!
Isn¡¯t this little girl too courageous?
Mao Yuchang was so angry that her head was spinning. She wanted to take action, but the opponent was too young. If she took action, even if she won, she would become a laughing stock in the spiritual world.
Fortunately, at this time, I met MaoXu Yangzi from the Maoshan sect who came with Chang stood up. He bowed his head and said, "May I ask what your nickname is for this young master?"
Yao Mengzhen sneered: "You are worthy enough to ask me my name?"
Everyone gasped again, and Mao Yuchang was so angry that she sneered again and again: "It's like a toad yawning, it's such a big breath!"
Yao Mengzhen spat: "It's true that I scolded you! The Nine Heavens Golden Immortal will give way to me even when he sees me. Who do you think you are?"
After everyone heard this, they were all stunned, looking up and down at Yao Mengzhen in front of them.
Can¡¯t? When Jinxian saw this little girl, he had to avoid it? who is she? Jiutian Xuannv? Or the Queen Mother?
Xu Yangzi¡¯s expression became serious, and his attitude became more respectful: ¡°Then you dare to ask me the name of the Immortal Lord?¡±
Mao Yuchang said angrily from the side: "Uncle, why are you talking so much nonsense to this kind of charlatan!"
Yao Mengzhen sneered: "Am I wrong? Do you know what is going on down there? Do you know that all of you here owe him a life? You can travel thousands of miles to come here without shit. Can you go deep into the bottom of the lake and reach the foot of Buzhou Mountain? Can you escape with two mortals in the desperate situation of landslides and volcanic eruptions? "
Gulishana on the side also nodded, proving that what Yao Mengzhen said was true.
Mao Yuchang's face turned so red that she was about to bleed. After saying "I, me, me" for a few times, she could no longer say the next words. She couldn't help but ask herself: Can I really do this for her? All that said? Was all this really done by this shameless little brat?
Yao Mengzhen's words made everyone here couldn't help but look at Hao Shuai again. Hao Shuai had an awesome expression on his face, with his arms crossed and his belly stretched out. Yao Mengzhen looked at him and couldn't help but have blue veins on his forehead. Jumping wildly, the sound came out from the gap between the teeth one by one: "Can't you cover your place? Hundan!!"
Hao Shuai covered it with his hand and said with a wry smile: "Lend me your clothes?"
This sentence made everyone feel embarrassed. They were all transformed into Yang gods. Where did they get the extra clothes for Hao Shuai?
¡°Moreover, no matter how high or powerful the cultivators here are, they cannot conjure a piece of clothing out of thin air!
Even if leaves are used to make trousers and furs are used to make clothes, look around here Under the shaking earthquakes and the baptism of fire and rain, any animals have already run away, and those who did not run away were roasted. , there is only one lake full of boiled fish.
Is it possible to use fish scales?
Gulishana on the side thought for a while, gritted her teeth, and took off her coat, leaving only a bra that covered her plump breasts. She said, "Hao Shuai, you can use this."
Hao Shuai thought for a while, and without being polite, he took Gulishana's clothes and put them around himself. Although he looked like a savage, at last the thing below was no longer dangling in front of everyone. Everyone breathed a sigh of relief.
Ding Nan, who was already a little impatient at this time, sneered and said: "How long are you going to chat here? Where is the water god Gonggong that we agreed on?"
Everyone had wanted to say this for a long time, but most of them had scruples, unlike Ding Nan who was so unscrupulous. After hearing Ding Nan say it, Zhang Kongyun fell to the ground, took a step forward, and said to Hao Shuai: "I haven't asked this kid yet. name?"
When Hao Shuai saw that the other party had a fair face and a fairy-like appearance, and was very polite to him, he also said politely: "My name is Hao Shuai!"
Zhang Kongyun raised his head and said, "Master Hao, may I ask where the great demon Kang Hui is now?"
Hao Shuai, Yao Mengzhen, and Gulishana all looked at the lake that was now much calmer. Hao Shuai spread his hands and said, "Maybeormaybemaybehas died?"
Everyone was startled and looked at Hao Shuai carefully up and down again.
Can¡¯t? Water God Gonggong died like this?
Mao Yuchang¡¯s expression was even more startled and uncertain, and she wished she could fly to the bottom of the lake to see what was going on.
Zhang Kongyun was a little excited and said: "If it is true, it will be a great blessing for the people of the world!"
Xu Yangzi said: "The volcano erupted so violently just now. I guess Gonggong, who has been sealed away for thousands of years, can't bear it, right?"
Everyone nodded after hearing this. The power of heaven and earth just now was too terrifying. Think about it, even if the ancient golden immortal was attacked like this, it would be wiped out, right?
Zhang Huashui of the Qingcheng Sect was the most impulsive. He said: "Damn it, I have traveled so far to come here, and this little brat has his pigtails turned up without even showing his face. I'm going to fuck you like an immortal!"
Qingcheng Sect¡¯s CultivatorsPedestrians burst out laughing after hearing this, and practitioners from all sects also felt relieved and started laughing.
But at this moment, a low and vibrating voice rang in the air: "Do you think humble and insignificant silverfish like you can be compared with this emperor?"
Everyone's laughter suddenly stopped. They saw the lake gradually boiling again. Then, a huge nine-headed monster with a human head and a snake body crawled out of the lake. At the top of the nine-headed monster was the tallest monster. On one head stood a thin young man with red hair and a pair of black eyes looking down at everyone.
At this time, everyone on the field felt a suffocating pressure coming on their faces, because they all knew that the thin and weak-looking young man in front of them was none other than one of the three ancient demon kings: Water God Gonggong!