"Speaking in human language, I don't understand Sanskrit!"
As soon as these domineering words were spoken, Master Jiumozhi was immediately shocked!
There is an old saying that makes foreign monks recite sutras easily! In fact, more than a thousand years later, there is a saying that the moon in the United States is rounder than that in China! Well, this is not derogatory. In fact, these two sentences illustrate a truth in a very simple tone. The more you can see it, the more things appear in life, the less valuable they are!
In fact, to put it bluntly, it is the principle that rare things are more valuable!
Whether it is an alien monk or an alien moon, it is not something that ordinary people can see every day, and then it becomes valuable! This is the same as why the panda became a national treasure later, because its number is too small!
The same goes for Master Jiu Moci. At this time in the Tang Dynasty, monks who could speak and chant sutras were everywhere, but it was not that different. But black monks who could recite sutras, and those who were as bad as Master Jiu Moci, That simply can¡¯t be explained by being rare!
"If it were left for more than a thousand years, then Master Jiumozhi could proudly shout, in this world, there are those who are older than me who can recite sutras, and those who are older than me are not as good as I can recite sutras!"
This is a one-of-a-kind deal!
Therefore, ever since Jiumozhi sneaked into the revolutionary ranks of Zen Buddhism, he has been enjoying the treatment of an internationalist warrior of Buddhism. No matter who it is, seeing such a dark and rosy monk like him, he will feel this to some extent. Monks are definitely different!
But he didn¡¯t expect that Lord Samurai was actually a Nazi from the Han nationality! That is, the kind of people who think that except for the Han people, all the rest are inferior races! I have no good impression of Shenma Turks, Shenma Linju people and the like!
Moreover, the Turks and the like look like the Han people, so they can be considered as yellow people. They are also known as the yellow peril in Europe. And this black-haired Master Jiumozhi is standard in Europe. A slave!
How could a person as noble as Wu Gaodu have such a good attitude toward such a despicable thing as a black slave? Besides, Gaodu Wu is still struggling with the illness of His Majesty the Supreme Emperor Li Yuan, and he is in a very unhappy mood. It just so happens that Jiumoci is in the crosshairs of the gun!
"Why" Samurai looked dissatisfied and glanced at the charcoal monk in front of him who was speechless and seemed to have no idea what he should say. He continued impatiently, "Can't you speak human language? If you don¡¯t know how to speak human words, just go down to this place and don¡¯t stand here and obstruct people¡¯s eyes!¡±
No! Old monk, I don¡¯t understand Sanskrit either!
¡°This military tea,¡± Master Jiumozhi said with a grimace to a guard who was holding him over, ¡°the old monk has something to ask the governor! "
Just as Master Jiu Moci was being invited aside, the last monk at the ceremony was the monk Biancai specially invited by Samurai Bo from outside the country. Let¡¯s preach!
Although this eloquent monk is actually very poor in eloquence, after more than ten days of lecturing, at least Typhoon has practiced well, unlike when he went on stage to recite what he had written long ago, which was a mess. Yes, he still forgets the lyrics from time to time. Now at least he can recite what he has written smoothly!
"Grand Governor!" At this time, a guard came to Samurai Bo's side, "The monk from Qiling Temple asked me to ask you, should we fast here at noon, or go out to eat?"
"Just eat here!" Samurai Bo replied casually while watching Monk Benzai lecture on the stage, "I haven't fasted for a long time, so it doesn't hurt to have a meal once in a while!"
"Yes!" The guard agreed, "Then the governor of Yangzhou and Bie Jia, do you want to send someone to ask if you are a humble official?"
"Let them follow you," Samurai Bo said casually at first, then frowned, "Well, forget it, send someone to inform them and ask them if they want to eat with someone?" "
For ordinary people to see this kind of thing, it would be really unbelievable. A dignified governor could not even decide where to have a meal for the governor and others. However, the samurai Bo himself knew that this was really the case. Something happened!
Although the warrior Bo is nominally the governor of Yangzhou and the number one person in charge of military and political power in Yangzhou, in fact he also knows that he is the kind of person in Yangzhou who cannot take the good things by himself and must bear the responsibility for the bad things.
For example, things like opening warehouses and releasing grain to buy people's hearts, and you can also intervene in the middle, will definitely not be your turn, and prohibiting the sale of slaves, which will definitely offend wealthy families, don't ask, it must be done by the Warrior Mausoleum itself. Do.
Because if he takes good things by himself, His Majesty Li Er will definitely have thoughts about him. As for saying bad things I don't want to bear it, but is it possible that His Majesty Li Er will let me not bear it?
So although the warriors are nominally controlling the governor of Yangzhou, it¡¯s really hard to say who is controlling whom. Who knows if the governor of Yangzhou is someone sent by His Majesty Li Er to monitor him?
But fortunately, the governor and Master Biejia still gave Samurai Po the face of the Governor. When Samurai Bo's guards asked them how to solve lunch, they all said that they wanted to eat with the Governor instead of Eat out by yourself!
After Monk Biancai finished chatting, it was almost lunch time. Under the leadership of the great monk Yongxin of Qiling Temple, the eminent monks respectfully invited the leaders present, the Governor of Yangzhou, Warriors , Song Weide, the governor of Yangzhou, and Li Zheng, a farewell man from Yangzhou, went to the monastery in the side courtyard to have dinner together!
This so-called jingshe is basically equivalent to the current reception hall!
Master Samurai Bo was not reserved. After learning that the other monks would eat together in other places, he followed the great monk Yongxin into the monastery, and then sat down separately for the guests and the host! Of course, the samurai Governor Bo would naturally be on hand, while the governor of Yangzhou and Lord Biejia would be there to keep him company!
"Below these people are several eminent monks from Yangzhou and other places. Although the great monk Yongxin of Qiling Temple is not a great monk, he still got a seat in the monastery due to the convenience of his home venue!
After everyone was seated, several monks in monk robes came in carrying several food boxes and set out meals for these people one by one! The food is not very rich, basically just two vegetables, plus a soup, and a few vegetarian steamed buns!
Well, the vegetarian steamed buns mentioned here are actually vegetarian steamed buns! Because today's steamed buns were called steamed buns in the Tang Dynasty, and today's steamed buns were called steamed buns in the Tang Dynasty. Of course, today's pancakes were still called pancakes in the Tang Dynasty
The Commander-in-Chief of the Warriors was indeed a little hungry. After all, he didn't eat much early in the morning and was hungry all morning. So after the food was served, he didn't show any politeness. He picked up the chopsticks with his hands and started eating. eat! Before Samurai Bo's chopsticks landed on the vegetables, he suddenly heard a scream coming from the window!
The warrior frowned and threw the chopsticks at the table. He winked at the guard standing beside him and motioned for him to go out and see what happened!
But before the guard could walk out of the door of the monastery, he saw that the window next to the monastery suddenly clicked and was knocked open, and a bald head came out of the window!
¡°If Samurai Bo and the others had picked up this bald man and looked at it, they would have recognized him. This man was the monk who had just delivered the meal to them and walked out! Immediately, the five or six guards present immediately moved to protect Gaodu Wu!
"Don't be so nervous!" Gaodu Wu waved his hand lightly. Although he was a clerk, he had rebelled with His Majesty Li Yuan, fought in battles, and been injured. He smashed the window on the monk's head. When he arrived, he had already discovered that it was obviously a group of monks fighting outside the window of the monastery!
"You're a bastard!" Sure enough, things were exactly as Governor Wu thought. Then he heard a sound of fighting coming from outside the window, "They said the food wasn't ready yet. Look at what you are carrying. What, shit?¡±
After hearing this, Gaodu Wu held the chopsticks in his hands, but found that he was not in the mood to eat at all!
Then there was a bang, as if a person fell to the ground, and then there was a clang, well, this should be the food box being knocked over, and then there was a crashing sound, which should be the tableware in the food box. All buckled to the ground!
At this time, Master Li Zheng, who had the smallest official position in Yangzhou, immediately jumped up, pointed at Master Yongxin of Qiling Temple and said, "Master Yongxin, can you tell us why the use of During fasting, what happens outside the monastery?"
"This" The great monk Yongxin was also in a panic now, "Please forgive me, the governor, the old monk will deal with it now!"
"Let's deal with it now?" Li Zheng snorted coldly, "What have you been doing? Do you know how serious it is to disturb the governor Yong Zhai?"
"Old monk knows, old monk knows!" Great Monk Yongxin nodded repeatedly, "But this".
Before the great monk Yongxin finished speaking, they heard a few bangs coming from outside the window. It seemed that several more monks were knocked down. Then they heard the monk who just called himself Laojizi. The voice said, "You also said that there is no food now, and asked me to wait until the afternoon to eat, bah! Bajie, you are carrying this food."
"Uncle Zhixing!" A young novice's voice came from outside the door, "Isn't it appropriate for us to grab other people's food boxes?"
"What's inappropriate about this!" The monk named Zhixing replied, "These thieves from Qiling Temple won't even give us food to eat. If we go out to find food by ourselves, then we are being forced by them." Do you understand what came out?"
The faces of all the officials who were doing this showed strange expressions, and their eyes immediately turned to the monk Yongxin who was present.
oh! It turns out that your Qiling Temple doesn¡¯t even give food to the monks?
"No, that's not the case!" Monk Yongxin quickly judged, "These monks are"
"Bah!" Before he could finish his words, he heard monk Zhixing spit on the ground outside, "Nima, these thieves from Qiling Temple have really gone too far. Isn't this old guy just robbing me?" Did he feed you for a few days? As for poisoning the food, is it possible to have a son without sex? "
Poisoning food? With a click, all the people present were stunned with their chopsticks!
"Uncle Zhixing!" The young novice continued, "Those who poison their rice are also monks. They cannot have sons!"
yes! Monks cannot give birth to sons. The adults present nodded first, and then they reacted. "Wait, this is not the point, the point seems to be to poison the rice!"
"That's right, Bajie, you're right!" There was a clang and another food box was thrown to the ground.
"Uncle, what are you planning to do?" the young novice asked again!
"What to do?" The monk named Zhixing snorted, "Go and help these monks settle accounts and poison Lao Mengzi. They don't even think about it. Lao Mengzi, if I am so easy to be poisoned to death." , I followed your junior uncle to death in Chang'an back then!"
"Uh-huh!" After hearing the words about poisoning the rice, the Samurai Governor found that he was a little uneasy. He waved his hand to his bodyguard, and then motioned to the food on the table! Then I saw a guard picking up the food on the table and striding outside!
When they saw the Governor's guards going out, the people present knew that they must have gone to see if there was poison in the food, so they put down their chopsticks in a tacit understanding.
Before the guard could walk out of the door with a plate of vegetables, those present saw seven or eight monks in monk robes suddenly appearing at the door and rushing towards the door of their monastery!
"Stop!" The guard guarding the door of the monastery put his hand on the handle of the knife and shouted at the monks, "No one is allowed to get close, otherwise".
Before he could finish shouting, he saw these monks pulling out shiny short knives from their loose robes as if by magic, and rushed towards them!
"There are people left!" The guard drew his sword with a swipe, "Protect the Governor!"
"You guys, go out and help them!" When he saw that the number of his guards outside the door was smaller than those of the monks, the warrior governor immediately ordered the few guards around him to join the battle without hesitation!
"But" Those guards were still hesitating!
"Don't think about it, hurry up and go!" the warrior said to them.
"You, you, stay to protect the Governor!" One of the guards nodded at the two guards with his hand, then turned to the others and said, "The rest of you, follow me!"
? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? These guards showed their knives, rushed outside the door, and started to chop at the monks!
The guards also drew their knives and rushed outside the door, immediately fighting with the monks outside! Although these guards are all selected from the army, these monks are also brave and fearless of death, and most importantly, monks with weapons are constantly rushing in from outside the side courtyard!
Within a few minutes, more than twenty monks had already entered the side courtyard. Of course, this excluded the seven or eight monks who died on the ground! I believe that if the courtyard was not too small, there would definitely be more monks coming in! Three or four of Samurai Bo's guards had also been hacked to death.
"Retreat to the door." Seeing that the situation is getting more and more unfavorable, heAfter one of the guards chopped down a monk, he said sternly to the other guards, "Lean on the door and fight!"
This group of guards were from the army after all. After hearing this order and sacrificing one guard, the remaining people finally successfully retreated to the door of the monastery, and then blocked the group of monks outside the door!
"Yongxin" Yangzhou Biejia, who finally recovered from the scene of swords and swords and flying flesh and blood, finally became angry, "You Qiling Temple actually dare to rebel!"
"The old monk is not plotting rebellion" Monk Yongxin looked horrified.
"There is no rebellion?" Li Biejia pointed at the monks outside, "If there is no rebellion, then what are these monks doing?"
"The old monk doesn't know what they want to do!" Monk Yongxin waved his hands repeatedly, "And these monks are not my monks from Qiling Temple!"
"They are not monks from your Qiling Temple. Where are they?" Li Biejia shouted again.
Master Yongxin¡¯s head looked to the left, then to the right, with a panicked look on his face, and then he seemed to have discovered the backbone and rushed towards where Samurai Bo was!
"Stop!" The two guards who had just stayed beside Samurai Sho had already stepped forward to block him in front of Samurai Sho!
"Yongxin, what do you want to do?" Lord Song, the governor of Yangzhou, also spoke, "Do you think you are still planning to assassinate the governor?"
With a plop, the great monk Yongxin knelt down to the samurai Bo on the spot, "Grand Governor, the old monk really doesn't know what is going on. Please enlighten me!" While saying this, the great monk Yongxin also said Kneeling on the ground with runny nose and tears, he bypassed the two guards and crawled towards Samurai Bo, "Grand Governor, you must trust the old monk!"
Seeing the boneless appearance of Monk Yongxin, Samurai Po was still disgusted in his heart, but he still didn't show it on the surface. After hesitating for a moment, he first motioned to the two guards to get out of the way temporarily, and then said in a gentle tone , "Master Yongxin, you should get up first!"
"Grand Governor, you must believe in the old monk!" The great monk Yongxin lowered his head and crawled in front of the warrior Bo with a cry, "You must believe in the old monk, the old monk is here""
Then, I saw the great monk Yongxin raised his head, with a ferocious smile on his wrinkled old face, "I will send you to the West!"