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- Chapter 42: Bald thief, let go of that loli!
The flame on the slightly yellow candle is beating slightly, and a fragrance is exuding in the air! If there are people who know the goods, I believe they will be able to recognize it at a glance. This kind of candle is the so-called beeswax. One such candle is enough for an ordinary farmer to live for a month!
Around the hall, transparent gauze is hung. Under the cover of the gauze, you can vaguely see the scene of the wild life in the hall! More than a dozen bald monks were eating and drinking in the hall. Around these monks, there were also some half-naked girls in scantily clad clothes!
"These damn bald thieves are really too debauched, too shameless, too ****so enviable!" Wukong licked his lips gently, looking towards the hall with tears in his eyes. "Hey, Xiaoji, I also want to have some sex"
Envy is envy, Wukong himself knows that this is impossible. If he really wants to create a group of monks to play in a group, what if Master Daoxin finds out
No matter how kind Master Daoxin is, this kind of thing cannot be easily overcome! Therefore, if you want to be a good monk, you always have to make a lot of sacrifices!
But it doesn¡¯t matter! Wukong raised his eyebrows towards the hall. Since it is impossible for him to play in a group, then others should not think about it. Well, this way my heart will be balanced!
You know, Xiaona, I am not jealous. As a virgin monk who has not yet overthrown a girl, what you guys are doing by seizing her resources is very bad and completely inconsistent with the idea of ??equality under world law, so for the sake of equality for everyone, I will I, a good monk, must take action!
Of course, the best way to make a rich man and a poor man equal in status is not to find a way to make the poor rich, but to find a way to make the rich poor!
Just when Wukong began to consider whether he should rush in now and bleed them one by one, or wait and wait until these thieves fell asleep before rushing in and bleed them one by one, he heard a sound coming from the front of the hall. There was a loud noise, and then Wukong saw an acquaintance of his appear in front of him!
"Hey, this bald thief is not that" Wukong looked at the fat black monk in front of him, and his mind quickly turned twice, "Monk Fahai? How could this guy appear here? Could it be that"
Wukong glanced at the other monks in the hall, "Are these bald thieves all monks from Qiling Temple? I'll kill them! I can't carry them so little, can I?"
Although he is still reluctant to admit it, Wukong actually feels that this idea is absolutely inseparable!
"Brother Fahai," at this moment, Wukong discovered that the ironclad evidence had been delivered to him. A monk who was drinking flower wine in the hall immediately stood up excitedly after seeing Fahai come in, "Why? So, did you succeed?"
Indeed! These flower monks are indeed from Qiling Temple!
"Nonsense, Buddha, I personally took action, how could I not succeed!" Fahai laughed triumphantly a few times, and at the same time, he picked up the wine bottle on the table in front of him and poured a few cups into his mouth. Koujiu said, "If you take one pack of medicine, it will knock them all down!"
"Of course, senior brother Fahai, we brothers can rest assured when you do your work!" Another monk showed a flattering smile to Fahai, "Where are the two females? Bring them up and let the brothers see!"
"Okay! I'll let you see! But let's make an agreement first. The head soup of these two females belongs to Buddha, and no one can give it to me to steal!" While agreeing, Fa Hai faced the people in the hall. Someone clapped their hands outside the door and said, "Come here, bring this person up!"
Then, I saw four monks divided into two groups, carrying two sacks and walking in from the outside. Behind the four monks, there was another monk dragging a man wearing coarse clothes, who looked like a waiter.
"Senior Brother Fahai, why did you kidnap this waiter back?" A monk asked in surprise.
"This bastard actually plans to ask me for money from Buddha!" ??Fahai showed a hint of a sinister smile, "He didn't even think about it. Buddha sent him to do something because he thinks highly of him. Since this guy is so desperate for money, then I might as well just Burn a thousand-eight-hundred-guan stick for him and let him go to hell to spend it!"
¡°Senior Brother Fahai, will you be safe in bringing him back?¡± Another monk asked again.
"Nonsense!" Monk Fahai snorted, "Lord Buddha, I always do things without leakage!"
"Senior Brother Fahai," another monk stood up, "these two females have quite a background. Have you dealt with them from beginning to end?"
"If you bring this guy back," Fahai saidHe let out a hint of a sneer, "It's all clean from beginning to end!"
"Senior Brother Fahai is wise!" Several monks gave the fat black man a thumbs up.
"Lord Buddha, I have always been wise and powerful, did you just realize that?" After Fahai laughed a few times, his face suddenly darkened, and he said displeasedly to the last monk dragging the waiter, "Drag this guy in What to do? Go and drag this bastard who dares to ask me for money to the lotus pond in the backyard to plant lotus flowers!"
After the monk who was dragging the man agreed, he continued to drag the waiter, who didn¡¯t know whether he was dead or alive, toward the backyard!
"I'll do it! Plant lotuses?" Wukong was dumbfounded when he saw what Monk Fahai did after he came in. "These damn thieves are bald. You are such a monk. Wouldn't it be more useful to be a mountain bandit or water bandit?" What¡¯s the future?¡±
So, the death of Monk Mingxin was not unjust at all! The monks in this damn Qiling Temple are either professional robbers or kidnappers. These crooks actually got into the revolutionary ranks of my Zen sect. Alas, Master Daoxin¡¯s revolutionary cause is not going anywhere now. !
Just when Wukong was thinking wildly, Monk Fahai and the others had already carried the two sacks to the middle of the hall, put them down, and then untied them. Following Wukong, he could see clearly what was in the sacks at a glance!
They are actually two cute little lolita messes!
One of them may be fourteen or fifteen years old, while the other is probably only twelve or thirteen years old!
"It's these two females" When one of the monks saw the two lolita, he rushed out from behind the table in excitement and rushed towards the two lolita, "Let you No matter how crazy you are, why don't you just fall into my palm obediently now"
"Huh!" Before the monk finished speaking, he heard Monk Fahai snort somewhere! He suddenly trembled with fright, "it fell into the palm of Senior Brother Fa Hai!"
"That's pretty much it!" Fahai showed a satisfied smile, and then waved his hand, "Don't worry, these two females will all have a share after Buddha and I finish drinking the soup!"
When Wukong heard this, he immediately became angry!
Damn it! What are you doing, that's a cute loli! It¡¯s not the inflatable doll you bought, it¡¯s the inflatable doll that everyone bought. When you were in kindergarten, didn't the teacher teach you that you must respect lolita and not overturn the sacred rules of lolita casually?
You damn heretics! It's you guys who ruined the reputation of lolicon!
¡°Let¡¯s put the food and wine here first!¡±
Just when Wukong was furious and considering whether to rush into the hall and punish these heretics who had ruined the reputation of lolicon, he saw Fahai wave his hand to the monks in the hall, and then One of them carried two lolita on his shoulders, "Lord, I'll go and consecrate these two girls first. After that's done, I'll go out to eat and drink!"
With that said, Fahai carried the two lolita and headed straight to the backyard, and Wukong followed quietly!
To be honest, this place called the Unshielded Courtyard occupies a large area. It has a front courtyard, a back garden, a hall, a side hall, a cross-courtyard, and other things. Although the door of the house is different from the house Wukong built for Xiao Yueyue. It's on the same street, but the entire yard is more than twice as big as any other yard!
Fahai carried two lolita on his shoulders and passed through two flower-walled doors along the way before arriving at his destination, a gorgeously decorated wing! Then Wukong saw Fahai push the door open and go in with familiarity, threw the two lolita on the bed, and then turned around to light the candles on the table!
"Hehe!" Fahai picked up the candlestick on the table and walked to the bed. He looked at the two lolita on the bed with this candlelight, and a malicious smile appeared on his face! At this moment, a clear shout came from behind Fa Hai and from the door of the wing, "Stop, let go of that loli!"
Fahai was immediately startled. He quickly looked back and saw a young monk wearing moon-white monk robes and holding a tin staff standing in front of his door!
When Fahai turned around, he heard a clang. The young monk swaggered and closed the door of the wing in front of him. Then he saw the young monk closing the door and pushed it, and heard a creak. With a few creaks, the door was locked from the inside!
"Fahai, Xiaoji, I really didn't know you were so decisive before!" Fahai saw the young monk close the door, turned his head and showed a bright smile to him, "Kidnapping, Murder, rapewhat other bad things do you think you are afraid of doing?"
"Wukong" At this time,Fahai was shocked and recognized the young monk who suddenly appeared in front of him. He turned out to be the young temple master who left the temple more than ten days ago. "Why are you here?"
"You're asking a very strange question, aren't you?" Wukong took two steps towards Fa Hai and replied with a smile, "Why can't I be here?"
"But, shouldn't you" Fahai felt very strange, because Fahai knew Mingxing and his gang, and they were all ruthless gangsters who killed without blinking an eye. Since they followed and planned to deal with the little temple master, according to general principles
"Xiaoji, I should have been killed by Monk Mingxing and the others, right?" Wukong tilted his head, showing a cute smile, and then took two steps forward, "Yes, Xiaoji, I was indeed killed by Mingxing." Monk Xing was killed, but I am not willing to die. I came to you this time just for revenge!"
With that said, Wukong took another step forward and said to Fahai in a ghostly voice, "Fahai, I died so miserably, give me my head back, give me my head back"
Maybe Wukong's appearance just now was too weird, but his actions really frightened Fahai. Fahai couldn't help but take a step back, "What does it have to do with me whether you die or not?" , Every wrong has its owner, so you go to that guy Ming Xing to collect your debtwait, what are you talking about, isn't your head on your neck?"
"Oh, that's right!" Wukong touched his bald head, "Xiaoji, I'm not cosplaying the Headless Horseman, so just give me my life. You can give me my life"
No matter how stupid Fahai is, he should have come to his senses after seeing what Wukong did! "Youyou're not dead?"
"Aren't you talking nonsense?" At this time, Wukong had already walked calmly to a place two or three meters in front of Monk Fa Hai. Then he saw Wukong smiling slightly at Fa Hai, "If Xiao Na, I would really die. If so, he must be in the Western Paradise now. How can a guy like you who is destined to go to hell to be a roast duck have the right to see me!"
As he said this, Wukong stared at his feet, and his body suddenly exerted force, and he rushed towards Fahai. He was two or three meters away, in the blink of an eye, and then Fahai saw that the tin staff in Wukong's hand had been rounded. He hit his head unceremoniously!
Fahai reflexively lowered his head to avoid Wukong's staff, but in the next second, he saw a black thing getting bigger in front of his eyes, and then his face turned downward. He had already been hit hard, and suddenly his head buzzed, and he felt the world spinning for a while!
After taking his knee away from Fahai's face, Wukong looked at his pants stained by Fahai's snot and nosebleeds with a hint of disgust, and then unceremoniously released his hold on the tin staff. With his left hand, he held down Fahai's head, and then he hit him with another knee!
"It's really not fun to fight with Thief Tu!" Wukong muttered, "Xiao Na, after I can't use the three-hit combo of my special skills, which include grabbing the hair, slapping the face, and kicking the crotch, I can't use the remaining combo skills. It¡¯s also very awkward to use!
After finishing speaking, Wukong raised the knee that had just hit Fa Hai¡¯s face and hit it accurately in the middle of Fa Hai¡¯s legs! At the same time, he turned his hand to hold the blow and missed it. Due to the inertia, the tin staff rotated around Wukong's body, and directly used the bottom of the tin staff to look like the tip of a spear, and stabbed it into Fahai's mouth!
"Be honest, you heretic who just pushed down the little girl!" Wukong raised the tin staff in his hand slightly. A look of fear appeared on Fahai's blood-stained face. He opened his mouth obediently and followed Wukong's power. Looking up, a stream of blood flowed from the corner of his mouth!
"If you want to shout, die!" A habitual smile appeared on Wukong's lips, but his tone was so cold that it seemed to freeze Fahai. "If you want to retreat, you will die! Also, if you dare to move that claw of yours again, you will die!"
After hearing what Wukong said, Fahai honestly stopped his hand that was about to reach out for the knife hanging on the bedside!
"Yes, that's it!" Wukong said with a smile, "Don't move around, don't think about it, don't have any other plans, remember, do what you are asked to do, and don't do what you are not told to do. Only in this way can we build a harmonious society, don¡¯t you think?¡±
Fahai¡¯s mouth opened, as if he wanted to say something!
"I said, do you know where you went wrong?" Wukong asked with a smile.
Fahai whined a few words. Although Wukong couldn't quite understand what this guy was saying, judging from the way he shook his head slightly, it was obvious that this guy didn't know where he was wrong!
"You are wrong" After Wukong said with a smile, his tone suddenly became terrifying, "You shouldn't attack little lolita casually. Do you know how rare lolita are in this world? resources!¡±
Regarding Wukong¡¯s words, the answer can still be determined from Fahai¡¯s face. Well, basically, he didn¡¯t understand what Wukong said at all!
"Forget it, there's no need to explain so much to a heretic like you!" Wukong held up the tin staff with one hand, and inserted the tail of the tin staff into Fa Hai's mouth, and carefully used the other hand to perform magic tricks from his sleeve. He took out a roll of rope and threw it over, "Now, tie yourself up, otherwise, you will die!"
Fa Hai blinked twice, and then under Wukong's pressure, he picked up the bundle of rope and wrapped it around his hand.
"Bundle it firmly!" Wukong said with a smile, "Well, yes, this is the right thing, otherwise, you will die!"
After watching Fahai seem to have tied his hands, Wukong slowly pulled his tin staff back from Fahai's mouth, "No talking, no shouting, otherwise"
Wukong shook the tin staff in his hand towards Fahai again, "Death!"
Fa Hai¡¯s body shook for a moment, but after seeing the sharp tip of the tin staff in Wukong¡¯s hand, he stopped again! At this time, I saw Wukong suddenly showing a surprise smile to the bed, "Ah, little lolita, you are awake!"
After seeing Wukong's expression, Fahai habitually turned his head to look at the bed. Just when he turned his head, Wukong had already rushed up without hesitation at lightning speed, the tin staff in his hand was not moving at all. He politely hit Fahai on the back of the head!
Bang! Fahai seemed to let out a low scream, and then fell to the ground with a thud!
"Hmph!" Wukong clapped his hands, "Follow me and I'm pretending here. Do you really think I didn't notice that the rope in your hand is tied with a slipknot that can be loosened as soon as you break it? I'll use a little trick to fix it. You guy is justwell, wait, what's going on with this dagger?"
Just when Wukong was talking, he discovered that Fa Hai, who was supposed to be knocked unconscious by his sap, had a dagger on his vest. Then, Wukong turned his surprised eyes to the bed.
"Ah! Little lolita, you are awake!"
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