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- Chapter 26: Who is in charge of this temple, come out!
"Looking at me"
"Looking at me again"
"Uncle, look, that guy is still looking at me!"
"Afraid of hair!" Wukong reached out and patted Huikong's head, "If he looks at you again, you will eat him!"
"I'm not a monster, how can I eat people!" Huikong looked at whoever was standing in front of the mountain gate of Qiling Temple and turned to look at the Zhike monk on his side, "Uncle, you'd better ask someone else for this matter. Bar!"
"Why are you looking for anyone else? No one else is as suitable as you!" Wukong replied without hesitation, "Huikong, look, your figure, appearance, and size are all so similar to me, the wise, powerful, and bright little man. , Xiaoji, if I don¡¯t look for you, why should I look for Bajie? Look at Ya¡¯s belly. If you say he is Wukong, Taishang Laojun will laugh, okay?¡±
"But¡¡"
"There is nothing good!" Wukong said in a low voice, "Remember, from today on, you are the master of Qiling Temple, Master Wukong. Come on, show off the behavior of a high monk and give me a smile. !¡±
"I really can't do it" Huikong looked helplessly at the monks around him, "Uncle HP!"
"I said Huikong, you are not afraid because the previous temple master, the monk Mingxin, was hacked to death!" The villain Zhixing not only did not comfort Huikong, but also gloated and booed, "I said Huikong Sora, you have been practicing boxing with us for so many years, but why are you still so useless!"
"Huikong!" Compared with the bad guy Zhixing, HP was completely different. He put his hand on Huikong's shoulder seriously, "Don't worry, from today on, I will never leave you. I¡¯m protecting you! You definitely can¡¯t be as unlucky as Monk Mingxin!¡±
"I'm not worried about this" Huikong felt like she was so anxious that she was about to cry!
"I said Huikong" Wukong raised his eyebrows at Huikong, "Have I ever bullied you?"
"Wukong, you really don't have the consciousness of being a bad person!" Zhixing laughed out loud on the side, "Everyone present here, who have you not bullied?"
Looking at Huikong's expression that clearly agreed with Zhixing's words, Wukong then began to persuade, "Think about it, you are Wukong now, and I am Huikong, Xiaona, then when we meet, don't I have to call you Uncle Master?" ? You immediately brought back the matter of bullying me!"
"I have to say, Wukong, you are so shameless!" Zhixing said unceremoniously, "Does this also mean that you can get back the bullying? If you call me senior brother, I will bully you. Someone?"
"Brother Zhixing, don't talk too much" Wukong scolded Zhixing, and then whispered to Huikong, "You have to know that our mission in Yangzhou this time is very arduous and our responsibilities are very important. Now the organization This important task is entrusted to you because of the trust placed in you. Could it be said that you intend to live up to the trust placed in you by the organization, do you intend to live up to the people's expectations of you, do you intend to live up to the Party Zen Buddhism's cultivation of you?"
"I didn't" The kind-hearted Huikong was deceived by Wukong again!
"Okay, we don't have time to talk anymore!" Wukong came to the final conclusion without hesitation, "Huikong, we have been together for so many years. You must be familiar with what I look like, Xiaona, so you will Feel free to be Wukong boldly, Xiao Na, I will just feel aggrieved for the time being, and I will be Hui Kong for a few days!"
After a lot of lies, Wukong finally finalized the plan of letting Huikong replace him so that he can free up his hands and feet to do other things, such as going to Hangzhou to see a certain big lolita! Let¡¯s go to Hangzhou to see a certain little lolita! Things like going to Hangzhou to see the mother of a certain little lolita.
??????????????????????? Soothing the bodies and minds of all kinds of loli mature women, royal sisters and married women is what a good monk should do! Just leave such small problems as the murder case of Monk Mingxin to Zhixing and Sanbaozi!
Of course, because Wukong had already met a fake monk yesterday, Wukong and the others did not simply change the identities of Huikong and Wukong. Instead, Wukong still reported Wukong's name to the outside world, and Huikong also reported Huikong. name, and then use some other means to confuse those people!
For example, anyone who pays attention to Wukong and the others will find that the powerful HP and Zhixing follow Huikong almost every step of the way, not the temple leader Wukong. For another example, at certain times, when Wukong was talking to Huikong, he would accidentally blurt out something like "little master uncle".
Of course, the last and most important measure is that no matter what decision Wukong makes, he will discuss it with Huikong! After such a small move, I believe that as long as the brain?Anyone who is a bit normal will guess something!
Well, they guessed it right!
After everyone gathered around Huikong to finalize the matter, Wukong walked out of the crowd alone, showing a arrogant look, walked up to the Zhike monk in Qiling Temple, raised his head, and used his nostrils to Looking at this Zhike monk, he said, "Tell me, what is your Dharma name!"
Seeing the hesitant look on the Zhike monk's face, Wukong suddenly became serious, "Are you deaf? Didn't you hear the new temple master talking to you? Bald Monk, what is your dharma name?" "
"Are you the new temple master?" Zhike Monk couldn't believe his ears. Yes, he did know that after the previous temple master, the great monk Mingxin, died, the Zen Sect would send a new temple master, and he I also heard that this new temple master seems to be a disciple of Master Daoxin, and he is very young!
But the monk in front of me is a bit too young. No matter how you look at it, this little monk seems to be only fifteen or sixteen years old. When I was as old as him, I seemed to be still a novice monk, but he was actually the master of the temple. !
"What, you don't believe it?" Wukong jumped up and slapped the Zhike Monk without any warning, "It's neither up nor down, what do you want to do when you look at me like this? Xiaona, I am the temple master of this temple. You, who are at most a minor governor, what should you do when you see the temple master?"
When they saw Zhike Monk being beaten, all the pilgrims who saw this scene were shocked!
"What's going on? What's going on?"
"It seems that the little monk slapped Master Gufei!"
"I saw it too. The little monk jumped up and slapped him so hard that Master Gufei couldn't even speak!"
Of course, it is not such an exaggeration, but the monk who knows the guest but is not the master was indeed beaten a little confused!
In the early years of the Tang Dynasty, which is now the present time, the monastic community had not yet reached a large scale, and the relationship between monks had not yet reached the point of being hierarchical. The head of a temple, such as Wei Na, Shang Zuo, Temple Supervisor, Dian Zuo, Zhi Sui, Kusi and the like, really cannot be called officials, they can only be called public servants!
Because today's monks basically live and eat for free, and as a public servant of a temple, what you have to do is not to think about how to deduct money, but you must first think of ways to get food and money for other monks, and give other monks money. raised by monks. Only if there is extra money, can you consider deductions.
So now, even if the head of a temple discovers that other monks have made mistakes, the most he can do is to drive them away and not allow them to live and eat in the temple for free. He cannot even revoke their monk license. . Because that thing was issued by the state, and it has to be revoked by the state!
In fact, no matter what kind of monastery it is now, there is no place like the so-called precepts hall. If a monk makes a mistake and is worthy of a crime, he will be sent to the official directly. If the monk is not worthy of a crime and is looked down upon, he will be driven away. ! It was not until the Baizhang Qing Rules were formulated that the monks learned from the lay people, and the punishment for erring monks was increased!
Therefore, in this relaxed environment, the monks are also very equal to each other. Therefore, Zhike Monk Gufei Master never expected that he was actually followed by a fifteen or sixteen-year-old young monk in front of the mountain gate of Qiling Temple. A slap in the face!
"You" Zhike Monk was very angry!
"What are you?" Wukong puffed up his chest and acted like he was awesome, "Now that your krypton gold dog eyes have seen this handsome and handsome monk in front of you, why don't you hurry up and follow me?" When the master of this temple greets you, you don¡¯t have to bow to the ground, just kneel down and kowtow!"
"Damn you" Zhike Monk finally reacted and stretched out his hand to fight back. But before he could swing his hand out, he felt something like an iron hoop grabbing his hand. Then he turned around and saw a big monk who looked very difficult to deal with grabbing his wrist!
After seeing him turn around, the great monk smiled at him, his snow-white teeth shining coldly!
"Fuck your sister!" Seeing that Zhike Monk actually planned to fight with him, Wukong suddenly jumped three feet high in anger, waved his hands and slapped the Zhike Monk twice more, "Temple master slaps you, you You actually dare to fight back, I will let you know today, Xiaoji, that the divine horse is called Thunder Rain Dew, and it is all thanks to youthe temple master!"
"Master Wukong" Zhixing, who was standing on the other side, bent down and made an exaggerated bow, "Don't be like this little guy, let's go in quickly!"
"oh,Yep! "Wukong raised his head, put his hands behind his back, took eight steps, swaying, and walked into Qiling Temple at the lead. Behind Wukong, there was Huikong who was surrounded and protected by a group of people. Monk. Even HP, who was holding Zhike Monk's hand, put down Monk's hand after Wukong left and followed him.
"That's right!" Wukong took a few steps forward, then stopped and turned back, continuing to speak to Monk Gufei in an extremely arrogant tone, "Now in Qiling Temple, which monk can keep his word?" ah?"
Logically speaking, if the monks such as the temple master, the leader, Vina, and the supervisor of the temple are not around, then there should be a monk named Dianzuo to handle the daily affairs of the temple. However, because he had been slapped a few times by Wukong just now, Monk Fei was angry. However, after looking at Zhixing standing behind Wukong, he did not dare to do anything again, so he simply snorted and ignored Wukong. if!
"Don't you even know this?" Wukong curled his lips, "Trash is trash, why did Xiaoji come back and ask you about this? It's such a waste of my time!"
With that said, Wukong shook his head and once again led HP Zhixing and the others into Qiling Temple! When they all entered the temple, Wukong and the others heard an angry shout coming from the door of the temple, "You little bald donkey is a waste!"
"What a giraffe!" Wukong curled his lips, "You step into the water at the beginning of the month, and you will only find out at the end of the month. If you are not a waste, who is a waste!"
"Wukong, what should we do next?" Sanbaozi asked from the side.
¡°Simple, if he doesn¡¯t tell us, we¡¯ll just ask ourselves!¡± An evil smile appeared on Wukong¡¯s face again. So on this lonely afternoon, Qiling Temple immediately became lively.
boom!
The door of a monk's dormitory closest to the entrance of the temple opened to both sides with a painful creaking sound after a loud bang. Then, the two young monks in the dormitory were stunned to find that a young monk wearing a snow-white monk's robe and carrying a tin staff appeared at the gate!
"Who is in charge of this temple?"
The two young monks felt a little dizzy and looked at each other, not knowing what to say!
"What do you want me to ask you?" The young monk said to the two young men in an absolutely condescending tone, "Ignorant guys, are you deaf?"
Before the two young monks could understand what was going on, they heard the young monk mutter, "Nah, I really saw the souls of the dead. How come this damn bald man in Qiling Temple is not blind?" Are you deaf? Could it be that the actual name of this place is the Welfare Center for the Disabled?"
Then, they saw the little monk raise his head and leave from their door. Then less than twenty seconds later, they heard a loud bang from next door! Then came another familiar line, "Who is in charge of this temple, come out!"
After a while, the whole front yard of Qiling Temple heard the voice of "Who is in charge of this temple?", and correspondingly, there were loud bangs! Half an hour later, almost all the doors of the monks¡¯ dormitories in the front yard of Qiling Temple were firmly kicked by Wukong!
According to incomplete statistics later by the monks of Qiling Temple, in this half hour, Qiling Temple damaged seventeen pieces of the door and broke three or four door bolts. Many monks saw those that were about as thick as a child's arm. When the door latch was broken, I could hardly believe that it was the result of someone kicking it out!
Soon, the monks in Qiling Temple were alerted. In fact, when Wukong kicked the tenth door, the monks were already alerted. But just when they came to stop Wukong, I saw Wukong stop, give this man a look of contempt, and then ask calmly.
"Who is in charge of this temple?"
"You little monk, who asked you to cause trouble in Qiling Temple?" The monks who came from Qiling Temple obviously did not know their future temple master.
But why does Wukong need to educate these guys about their illiteracy?
Of course there is no need, so Wukong did not answer these guys' stupid questions, but continued to glance at them with contemptuous eyes, and then repeated his question, "Who is in charge of this temple?"
Obviously, none of the monks present were the same, so Wukong turned his head as a matter of course, did a casual run-up, then flew away, and kicked the door in front of him hard with both feet!
? ???! Click! Squeak! when!
After a series of sounds, Wukong kicked down the locked door of the room that was originally locked from the outside. Then he saw Wukong scanning around the empty room, and then He asked the words that made the onlookers angry!
"Who is in charge of this temple?"
"You damn little monk," an indignant young monk saw Wukong's behavior and became furious. He rushed towards Wukong and hit him with a raised hand, "You are deliberately looking for trouble"
But before he could rush to Wukong's side, a strong monk standing in front of him had secretly stretched out his leg. As a result, before the indignant monk could finish his words, he somersaulted out and hit a dog! When he fell, his face hit Wukong straight in front of him, as if he was rushing out to kowtow to Wukong!
"Finally someone came out" Just as the strong monk shook his slightly unconscious head and climbed up from the ground, he happened to see Wukong in front of him looking down at him, "Finally A volunteer has come out, are you in charge of this temple?"
"You damn"
Before he finished speaking, he saw that the little monk had already raised his legs, and then with a bang, his body that had just climbed up was stepped on the ground again by the little monk, "Don't waste me, little monk." Time, ask, are you the person in charge of this temple?"
"Of course I'm not"
"No, don't waste my time!" Wukong unceremoniously stepped on Ya to the ground again, then unceremoniously stepped over this guy and went straight to the next room of monks!
"Hui Wukong!" At this moment, a timid voice was heard, "What you are doing is wrong!"
"Little Master Huikong!" Wukong showed an impatient look at first, and then when he saw the little monk talking, he immediately changed his face to a friendly smile, "This monk from Qiling Temple, Yesterday, we clearly asked the governor and monk to bring you I found my little brother here, but today they dare to pretend not to know. This must be a threat to us, so I think there is no need to be polite to these people!"
"Father, ascetics, you should have three thousand majesty and sixty thousand fine conduct" The young monk Huikong first preached a lesson about Buddhism, and then said to Wukong, "So no matter what, you should not step on it with your feet. That head of the Samana, go and apologize to him!"
"this¡¡"
"Go apologize!"
"Okay!" In front of these monks, Wukong turned his head and grinned at the monk who was stepped down by his foot, "Idiot, I apologize to you!"
PS: It seems to be an hour late! Well, I'm sorry, because I made another ppt in the evening. Well, I'm already fat anyway, so I don't care about a few more pounds!
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