"Ahahaha what on earth is this? The legendary mad wolf can be so embarrassed. He has suffered so much from women, and he still refuses to change it now?"
At this moment, a very arrogant voice fell from the sky. Immediately afterwards, a pervert wearing a blue tights and holding a red spear fell from the sky.
The pervert said to me in a arrogant tone that he didn't know he was a pervert at all: "Although, that woman's order was to let me kidnap that girl and use it to threaten you later. But that guy didn't Give me a command spell. So, this kind of mission can be slightly compromised. So Come on, have a good fight with me. Emperor of the North, it would be best if I could knock you down directly. ¡¡±
Hearing what this guy said, the three people present, including me, were thinking: "What kind of idiot is this guy playing?" At the same time, they looked at him as if he were an idiot. After that, I winked at Rin. But Rin didn't seem to react. Used a few more colors. Rin glared at me, then turned her head to the side with a red face.
¡ª¡ªAsshole, can¡¯t you see that this guy is a heroic spirit? And just now I pointed at you and said I wanted to kidnap you. You can hide behind me for a moment and you won¡¯t die. In other words, where did you think you were going?
"Hey, if you don't say anything and always look away, are you looking down on me?"
"Sorry, I feel like talking to you is a bit awkwardby the way, Lancer?" I asked.
"That's right, my rank is Lancer"
"That's it." I nodded: "Speaking of which, judging from your accent, you should be from Ireland."
"How is it?"
"Actually, I participated in the last Holy Grail War, and the spearman at that time was also a guy from Ireland."
"Oh? So what?"
"Well, he is a guy named Diarmuid. His fighting ability is very good, his will and spirit are very good - especially his adherence to the spirit of chivalry, which is quite admirable."
"Oh It seems that I have indeed heard of this name." The spearman touched his chin: "Diarmuid? Although we have not formally made friends with him, there is indeed such a person in my impression - by the way Don¡¯t change the subject. What we want to discuss now has nothing to do with the victory or defeat between us and the last Holy Grail War.¡±
"No, no, no." I shook my head and said, "Of course it does matter - you know, since they are similar products, they will inevitably be compared. It's like you still have guys from your previous generation. The result made me a little disappointed.¡±
¡°¡ªAre you saying that I¡¯m not as good as that guy?¡±. The spearman shouted angrily and pointed his spear at me.
"It's not that you're not as good as that guy." I shook my head: "It's just that it's completely incomparable - appearance, spirit, appearance, and so on It's simply heaven and earth. Let's put it this way, if If that guy is a hundred, then you are zero point zero zero zero zero zero zero zero zero zero zero one. Like this."
When I got to the second zero, the other party roared angrily and attacked me. Of course this is completely meaningless. I said almost three hundred zeros while avoiding his attack, which seemed to me to be extremely slow, almost incomprehensible, and as extremely tragic as an old lady in the countryside performing a yangko dance. When he said that, he jumped up slightly - before he could react, a whip hit him directly on the head. Get rid of this guy who is disgusting from beginning to end. Then he landed gently and walked to the side of the two girls.
"I told you to wait for me to go to school with you idiot - if I come a little later, wouldn't you be captured by that pervert?" I first taught Rin this lesson.
"Who told you to be so slow? If you were any later, you would be late."
"¡ª¡ªWhich one do you think is more important, losing your life or being late for class? Or do you want me to reincarnate you into a lich? The kind of lich that has no flesh at all and is completely made of bones? Huh?" As I said this, I hit Rin's forehead hard, and this stern and reserved girl finally squatted on the ground with her head in her arms, saying: "UuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuI'm so sorry" This makes people feel very wronged.
I then turned around and said to Sakura, another girl who was watching the fun and gloating, as if her biological sister being bullied was something worthy of celebration: "AlsoYou guy - how much do you want me to worry about? Already sixteen years old - you are already sixteen years old, even if you can't go to school due to physical reasons. But you should know something about it, right? Please don't casually do things like collapse, blackening, or destroying the world. It's very nerve-wracking for me, you know? "
¡°I wouldn¡¯t do anything like destroy the world¡ª¡±
"¡ª¡ªHow dare you talk back to me? I am your guardian. I said that if you want to destroy the world, you will destroy the world." I said this while tapping Sakura's forehead hard: "Remember, father's words are always right. Any child who disobeys his father is not a good child. Repeat one side."
¡°How can you say that kind of thing¡ª¡ª¡±
"You idiot, if I want you to say it, just say it"
So he hit Sakura on the forehead with twice as much force.
¡°Woo woo woo¡Father¡¯s words are always right. Children who disobey their father¡¯s words are not good children¡¡±
In this way, while a crowd of passers-by watched in stunned silence, I calmly trained the two girls and corrected their outlook on life, values ??and morals. Let them become young people who can make beneficial contributions to the world with five principles, four beauties and three loves
"Hey, running away in the middle of a fight is very rude to your opponent." At this time, with both hands holding guns on the ground, the limping spearman slowly walked over. He pretended to be nonchalant and smiled, but he grinned in pain because he touched the wound: "Let's continue the fight."
"Ohyou're still here, pervert in tights. I'm so sorry for ignoring you all of a sudden. Okay, just wait a minute."
"Hmph, do you want to play another trick? I'm standing here waiting for you."
"Hello, police station? There is a pervert here wearing tight clothes and suspected of being schizophrenic. Please come over and deal with it."