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"Eh? Kyubey, what are you singing? That's weird. It's not in Japanese." Beside me, there was a guy with a very good figure, so good that you couldn't even tell he was a high school student. He had blond hair and egg-shaped hair. The cute girl with curly hair asked.
Her name is Tomoe Mami. My apparent occupation is that of a third-year student at Mitakihara School, but my actual occupation is that of a magical girl who signed a contract with me.
Of course, although she is said to be a girl, she is actually already a high school studentand will soon become a college studentif she passes the exam.
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Or.
Can live until that time.
"Ahahahathat's right, what am I singing?" So, I decided to play dumb.
"Kyuubi, what's wrong with you lately? You always seem to be absent-minded." Asami frowned, put down the cup of black tea, and then said this.
"Yes, I always look absent-minded." I continued to pretend to be stupid.
"Well - what happened? Can't you tell me?" Immediately afterwards, I was hugged by a soft girl, and my face was rubbed against the soft area. I feel like my whole body has gone limp.
? ? Okay, you win.
I tried very hard to control my body and get rid of Mami's temptation, but in the end I failed.
"Actually, it's like this, Asami." I sorted out my thoughts for a while, and then said: "Tomorrow, I want to go to school with you."
"Eh? Is that so? But it's very troublesome. Going through the enrollment procedures and so on" Mami said this, as if she didn't want me to go.
"It takes a few minutes to draw something like that - in fact, it has been done. Even the classes have been divided." I said.
"Is it true? Kyubey, you obviously don't even have a household registration. Have you not been deported as an illegal immigrant?" Asami was a little angry: "Why didn't you discuss it with me before?"
"This is not funny at all, Asami." I was a little helpless: "If I leave it to you, it will probably be delayed until you graduate, and then I won't be able to go directly."
As I said this, I picked up the small cake Mami made and drank it with the black tea Mami made. Although this does fill up the stomach. And the black tea and cake taste pretty good too. But I will get tired of eating these things all the time Occasionally I want to change my taste and try Chinese cuisine or European cuisine. But Asami seems to only bake cakes - and add an egg tart to top it off.
So, is it because you eat this kind of food often that you develop so well? The fat is accumulated in the chest, so there is no need to worry about getting fat? Is that so, Asami?
So, why don¡¯t you try cooking occasionally?
"Eh? Did you dislike me so quickly, Kyubey?" So Mami would definitely complain like this: "I know, first she started complaining about the food, then she started to dislike me for being old and yellow, and then she went to sign a contract It¡¯s her other magical girl, right?¡±
"In other words, Kyubey, you have signed a contract with another magical girl, right?"
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It¡¯s really unexpected that I guessed it so quickly Actually, I have a contractor named Sakura Kyoko in another city.
The topic usually stops going on when it reaches this point. Tomoe Asami would transform, then pull out her matchlock gun and point it at my head.
"I'm going to kill you and then commit suicide"
After that, "Peng" shot. I can only delete my account and practice again.
After experiencing this kind of thing several times, I can calmly accept the life of drinking black tea and cake every day, and never mention Chinese cuisine.
Basically, Mami has treated me as her own private property. At which point in history did this situation begin Was it the fourth time that she and I officially confirmed our relationship, or the seventh time? I was confused for a moment. Did you push her? Or was it the fifteen times when Kyoko caught her while having sex?
In short, reversing time and space can erase the memories of most people in this world. But the subconscious from last time is still there. This is why Mami becomes more difficult to deal with every time and Madoka becomes more difficult to deceive every time.
That¡¯s pretty much it. After complaining for a while, Asami finally agreed to my going to school - or maybe it was because she wanted to spend more time with me.Not sure at all.
I was thinking this while washing the dishes.
"The water has been boiled. Do you wash first or should I wash first?" At this time, Asami walked over with a bath towel around her.
"Let's wash it together." I rolled my eyes and said after that.
That¡¯s pretty much it. I can't remember exactly how many reincarnations this was - after the twenty-eighth failure, I stopped counting. In fact, I have already decided. Try it three more times at most. After three times, if that idiot still can't succeed. Then forget it. Return everything in this plane to normal. Then go back to the original plane and participate in the last Holy Grail War. At least we can get that share of the power of the plane, and we can talk about other things later.
It seems like a few decades ago, Yuki and I climbed on the roof to watch the moon all night. Then I suddenly thought of this question: What if I finally reverse time and space - in fact, I already have this ability - but in the end the tragedy still happened and nothing can be changed?
Although this idea is slightly absurd. But once I think about it, I can no longer suppress it. So I discussed it with Yuki and decided to leave this plane alone for a while. Find another plane and do an experiment. Let's take a look at how likely it is that normal humans can change history by reversing time and space under normal circumstances, that's it.
However, it has never been successful so far.
"Kyuubi, you are reallythe bathtub is very crowded for two people." Although she said this, Mami's face was smiling like a flower. Mostly agreed.
But here, why does Asami use the title of "two people"? Shouldn't Kyubey be a roughly white creature that looks like a cat and a rabbit?
Are you kidding? What time is it now? The people I do business with are all high school students. Female high school students in puberty. You are more reliable when you say that they are unknown creatures with unknown identities. , or are handsome and gentle boys of the same age more reliable?
But then again. I don¡¯t know when the age limit for magical girls was suddenly relaxed. I think the magical girls back then were all children, the kind of elementary school students who were eight or nine years old and no more than ten years old at most, with skin so tender that they could squeeze out water. Compared with them, my current contractors are just a bunch of people. Obasan¡ª¡ªAh, Asami, I didn¡¯t mean you¡ª¡ª.